Chapter Eighty-Nine: Where There Is A Peanut
"Sect Master, I'm back!"
Within two days, Yu Yanjiao also returned.
"The task assigned to you is complete?"
"Sect Master, rest assured, it's all done!"
"So smooth?"
"Actually, under normal circumstances, it won't go so smoothly, but with the "Imperial Male Treasure Book" taught by you, the girls are clever one by one, and their mouths are like smeared with honey.
Those stinky men really can't resist it, they are fascinated, and their love is dead and alive.
Not to mention how touching they are one by one, even the subordinates can't help but want to laugh. ”
Wang Dong nodded, with a satisfied expression on his face, and took out two bottles of Qi Gathering Pill and Spirit Yuan Liquid and threw them to Yu Yanjiao.
These things are useless to him, and it doesn't hurt at all to reward his subordinates.
As soon as he thought that Tian Yuan Dan had finished eating, Wang Dong felt bad in his heart.
Because he thought of the big gourd of the Blood Demon Ancestor, he didn't know how many Qi Gathering Pills there were in it.
You can't be too bloody!
It's really stingy, and I don't know how to share good things.
Wang moved his eyes and rolled, it was not a way to eat without Tianyuan Dan every day, he had to find a way.
Yu Yanjiao saw Wang Dong's eyes, and her heart trembled for no reason.
It feels like someone is going to be unlucky.
"Sect Master, did the subordinate go down first?"
"Let's go down, I've been living in the Fengyun God Sect for the past few days, and the people who come back have all been arranged!"
"The subordinates understand. ”
After Yu Yanjiao left, Wang Dong came to the Tibetan Soldier Valley with a vat of burning knives.
"Blood Demon Ancestor, I'm here. ”
"You go!"
"Why are you going to give an eviction order without looking at what I brought?"
"You kid is too cheap, it's not good to find the ancestor, and you are not welcome to bring anything!"
Wang Dong was silent, at this time he missed Li Xuanjing very much.
In this world, only Li Xuanjing understands himself and understands himself.
It's hard to find a soulmate!
The Blood Demon Ancestor walked out of the valley and saw Wang Dong carrying the wine vat with a confused expression.
Wine vats, not wine jars!
"Damn, you kid is really ......
Some people say that I am an alcoholic, and some people say that I am a wine barrel.
Aren't you even a thing, turning my ancestor into a wine vat?"
Wang Dong smiled.
"Ancestor, our Fengyun Divine Sect is about to fight to the death with the Blood River Sect, no matter who wins this time, there are no major demon sects.
Whoever wins is the boss, and the Yunzhou Demon Gate is the bull ear!
Seeing that the war is imminent, I have come to talk to your old man.
After all, whether our Fengyun God Sect is a divine dragon or a bedbug depends on you, Ancestor!
I know that Ancestor has a good amount of alcohol, so I specially got you some excellent burning knives, which are definitely strong and refreshing. ”
The Blood Demon Ancestor laughed, took the wine vat from the king's hand, and slammed it to the ground.
"Count you kid acquaintance, don't look at you as the sect leader, but this Fengyun God Sect is still supported by me and Hongyun.
No, it should be said that I am supporting the ancestor alone.
Hongyun's old lady is only in the middle of the congenital stage, she is not good yet, I can press her to death!
You kid stammered me, proving that you have vision.
But you kid is not bad, you can break through to innate at a young age, and it can be regarded as a hundred years......
Well......
A rare genius in ten years!"
Wang Dong rolled his eyes, this is a boast of people's level, and it is thin.
At this time, Guo Youde should be called back!
"You kid, you don't know how to bring some food, you can't get drunk just by drinking?"
Wang thought to himself, no!
But as long as there is a dish, can Lao Tzu's purpose still be achieved?
"A real man has to drink purely, is it that the ancestor is too old to do it?" Wang Dong said with a smile.
Men can't say no!
"You kid, you've been screaming lately, come on, come on, the ancestor will teach you to be a man!
Usually the ancestor doesn't dare to beat you, because you kid is too cheap, I'm afraid that I won't be able to hold back and beat you to death when I fight.
It just so happens that the ancestor is at the wine table today, teaching you how to be a man, letting you know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and respect the elderly. ”
As he spoke, the Blood Demon picked up the scoop of water in the wine jar, took a scoop and poured it into his mouth.
"Here, it's your turn kid!" the blood demon drank it all and looked at Wang Dong defiantly.
Wang Dong also generously picked up another scoop in the wine jar, and poured the wine into his mouth.
Then he deliberately forced the wine out in front of the Blood Demon Ancestor.
", you kid is too much, blatantly use your true anger to force the wine in front of me, are you a man?"
"What's the matter, you can't force the wine, drink it innocently?"
"Nonsense, your own sect, or here in the ancestor, what are you afraid of when you are drunk?"
"This is what you said, you can't use your true anger to force your strength, once you get drunk, whoever gives up halfway and uses your true anger to force your strength is a grandson!"
"Of course, the ancestor will teach you to be a man today!"
The corners of Wang Dong's mouth hooked a trace of arc, waiting for your words.
He drank an astonishing amount of alcohol, and he drank milk before he came, just with the purpose of doing a dry blood demon.
Three rounds of drinking.
Whether it was the Blood Demon Ancestor or Wang Dong, they were already dizzy, and their stomachs were uncomfortable for a while.
"Boy, you go get some side dishes, but if there are a few peanuts, I won't be so uncomfortable to drink. ”
"Ancestor, I will honor you for the wine for free, and you will have to charge for the food. ”
"Hurry up, you kid thinks that I am short of money and I can't afford to pay for your wine, how can I drop the money?"
"Forget about the wine money, but this peanut rice has to be charged!"
Wang Dong took out a packet of fried peanuts from his pocket.
"Damn, you kid has peanuts, don't take them out sooner. ”
"I didn't drink too much and I didn't have a good memory, but when I got drunk, I remembered. ”
"That's true, but it's not too late to take it out!"
"Ancestor, let's make it clear first, this peanut is charged. ”
"His grandmother's, isn't it just a bag of peanuts, whatever you want. ”
"My bag of peanuts is fried by me personally, priceless, and the fee is expensive!"
"Whatever you want, what the ancestor has is money. ”
"Okay, Ancestor is in pain, come!eat!drink!!"
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Looking at the blood demon who fell first, Wang shook and crumbled, and hurriedly used his true qi to force out the strength of the wine.
"As you said, it doesn't matter how expensive the fee is, I can take it. Wang Dong laughed, extremely simple and sincere.
"A peanut will give you a Tianyuan Pill, it's not too much, right?
After all, this peanut rice is fried by my own hands, and it takes a lot of effort, not money that can be measured.
You must know that my filial piety is priceless!"
Wang Dong took the Blood Demon's gourd and poured it out, pouring out eighty-three Tianyuan Pills in one go.
"So poor, I thought you had a full gourd. Wang Dong pursed his lips.
After pocketing the eighty-three Tianyuan Pills, Wang Dong thought about it, it was too inauthentic to leave an empty gourd, a bit excessive.
Why don't you let a little bit go back?
After thinking about it, I really didn't want to give up any of them.
Wang Dong took out another bag of peanuts from another pocket and poured them all in.
"Buy one get one free, no thanks, more should be honored to your old man. ”
The Blood Demon Ancestor didn't respond, still lying there snoring.
I'm old, and I'm still drooling.