Chapter 36 (25)

The person sitting at the table was extremely timid, the hand holding the rice bowl was trembling, and the other hand could not even hold the chopsticks steadily, but he knew that this meal would never be calm. Seeing that he was embarrassed, Xuan Shuang secretly smiled, pushed over a plate of steamed bamboo shoots, and said, "This dish is my favorite in the past, I don't know if it suits your taste?"

The man laughed dryly, "Much...... Thank you Young Master Ling, the villain is coerced by himself. I barely lifted the chopsticks and grabbed a bamboo shoot, but when I raised my hand again, the bamboo shoot seemed to be attached to the plate, and I couldn't hold it up.

Xuan Shuang was holding the chopsticks, fiddling with the other side of the plate casually, looking at his embarrassed expression, and said, "Well, everyone has their own good." Then you can try this braised eggplant again. With one chopstick, he picked up a few bamboo shoots, ate them with relish, and then pushed the plate away with one hand and pushed up the other plate of eggplant.

The man thought that the eggplant was soft, and it would not be as embarrassing as before. Unexpectedly, this time it turned out to be a ready-made copy, no matter how hard the two chopsticks worked, the eggplant just refused to cooperate, and his face was flushed alone.

Xuanshuang smiled and changed the dishes for him empathetically. However, that person was like an evil person today, no matter which dish came to him, he could not pick up a vegetable or a piece of meat, and the plate was passed on to other places, and the demon law was immediately lifted. It was the most painful meal I've ever eaten.

It didn't take long for Xuan Shuang to push the entire table of dishes in front of him one by one, and he saw that he was salivating, but none of the plates could really be eaten. Xuan Shuang said: "Don't you like it? It seems that this brother has a unique taste, and I'm afraid it won't be easy to serve in the future? Here, try this plate of mapo tofu again. ”

The man was like a thorn in his back, knowing that everyone behind him was pointing at him, and secretly laughed. I swore in my heart that this last plate had to be eaten in my mouth. Therefore, as soon as the tofu is pushed, the chopsticks are immediately poked out, the middle and upper tofu are taken, and at the same time, one chopstick leg is divided, the bottom end of the tofu is pulled clean, and the tip of the chopsticks is against the bottom of the plate, and the whole body is used to use all the strength.

Who would have thought that this time the long-troubled "demon method" suddenly failed, and the tofu got up when it left the plate, showing that he had made a lot of effort, overturned the plate, and pieces of hot tofu flew towards his face, and he screamed wow, and the hot oil flowed down his cheeks.

Xuan Shuang laughed, raised his hand and punched, and hit him with a "bang", right in front of him. The man screamed and fell straight backwards, his back facing the sky. Xuan Shuang raised his hand and slapped it on the table, and said, "Look, didn't you just ask me, what kind of talent is qualified to sit at the table?" I'll tell you, like this level, is the first batch of eliminated goods. What, is anyone willing to come up and take on the challenge?"

Everyone looked at each other, although they didn't see the Xuanshuang technique clearly, but they guessed that it was just some low-level prank. The man just now was especially incompetent, and if he was himself, he would definitely be able to bear it.

Not long after, another person stepped forward, with oily hair and flour, lifted up the seat that had just overturned, sat on it with a big grin, and the first chopsticks were sandwiched to the green vegetables in front of him. With his prescription, even if someone pretends to be a ghost, he can see it all. Sure enough, after taking the first bite, he was still safe and sound, and a complacent look immediately appeared on his face.

Shangguan Yaohua sneered slightly, and whispered to Nangong Xue beside him: "This kid is too careless, I see that he is not as good as the previous one." Nangong Xue's gaze lingered on his face for a moment, and then turned to the person who was about to be "tortured".

Xuan Shuang said: "This brother is really bold! Come, let's be friends, I toast you." As he spoke, he lifted the wine cup into the air. The man lifted the flask and poured it slowly. When he lifted it, he looked over and over again, but he didn't see anything unusual about his wine glass. How many tricks can the other party come up with just clinking glasses with himself? Hold the wine glass tightly with both hands, beware of taking it away from him. With a smile on his face, he said, "Thank you Young Master Ling, come, drink!"

As soon as the two touched their glasses, the man did not feel any shock, and his heart was relieved as if he had gone to the banquet and drank with his brothers in the past. Realizing that he had turned the Xuanshuang offensive into invisible, he smiled to himself: "Others boast about how good you are at Ling Frost Embers, but I don't think that's it." Seeing that he took the wine glass and drank it dry, he laughed heartily, and suddenly raised his hand, his mouth slightly open, waiting for the wine to be poured in.

However, halfway through the wine glass, I felt a wet chill on my shirt and pants, and at the same time there was a strange sound of dripping. Looking down, I saw a column of water pouring down like a clear spring, and all of it was poured on my body. It was still flowing down my knees, and I felt the fluid from the outside on the ankles of my trousers. Surprised and surprised, before he could come back to his senses, the wine glass in his hand burst with a "pop", and the fragments splashed.

A small, spiky fragment was flying towards his right eye, only to feel the sharp object suddenly enlarge, and then the eyes went black, accompanied by a tingling pain. A stream of fluid flowed out of the eye socket and over the tip of the nose, and a strong smell of blood was smelled. "Oops" screamed, covering his right eye with his hands.

Xuan Shuang sighed: "Hey, I'm kind enough to treat you as a friend, why don't you give me face? But you spilled a bowl of wine in front of me, ruining my mind, not worrying, but it would be a pity to spoil the wine here. ”

Shangguan Yaohua sneered, "Young Master Ling is really merciful. What qualifications do you have to sit here without a sound for a waste that can't even hold a bowl of wine? Why don't you get out of here?"

The man covered his eyes, and all he saw was a blur, and his right eye was full of Venus, mixed with a little red. Facing Shangguan Yaohua, he dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. Now at most, he is missing an eye, and once he offends him, I am afraid that his life will not be guaranteed, and he retreats in embarrassment. Nangong Xue snorted coldly, disdainful of this cruel game.

Xuanshuang was having a good time, and beckoned, "Hey, which other hero? Here's another one!" Everyone looked at each other, and no one dared to move their steps for a long time. Xuan Shuang said: "If you don't come up again, I'll pick it at will." Hmm...... arm shook wildly, pointed forward firmly, and said, "It's you, come here!"

The man who was hit scattered in a circle with a hula on his side, leaving him alone in the right heart. The man was still holding on to a bit of luck, and tapped his finger at the tip of his nose. Xuanshuang also cooperated with him, nodding his head very much. The man came up with a sad face and dragged forward step by step. As soon as he sat down at the dinner table, he picked up the wine cup and drank a big sip, and then took a chopstick and chewed it in a big mouthful. Xuanshuang held a pepper shaker in her hand and sprinkled spices on her beef.

Ping Ruoyu laughed when she saw it, and forgot to move her chopsticks, and said, "Wonderful! It's wonderful! Even I can't see what kind of means he used." But it's not easy to come up with so many tricks. Lord of the Seven Evil Saints, you really deserve to be your master. I'm convinced. ”

Jiang Yanchen smiled faintly and said, "Let him play." He followed me all day long, doing all kinds of old-fashioned things, and it was rare to have this opportunity to relax. What's more, it must be supplemented by corresponding martial arts, which is another exercise. ”

Ping Ruoyu said: "Yes, there is still martial arts here? That is really an eye-opener! But I said you, you are really eccentric, I want to make Brother Yaohua happy, you scold me for being naΓ―ve." Your disciple makes others happy, and you praise him for his cleverness. It doesn't have to be so obvious. ”

Shangguan Yaohua smiled, poured a full glass of wine, and said to Jiang Yanchen: "You're not so annoying! Jiang Yanchen was stunned, seeing that he was friendly to him, he didn't get used to it, and said tentatively: "You...... Give me a toast?" Shangguan Yaohua said: "Won't it? If you don't want to, you can say it directly." I don't deserve to honor you anyway. ”

Jiang Yanchen came back to his senses and said, "No, it should be me who is flattered." Thank you very much. The two of them each drank a cup, and Ping Ruoyu smiled: "This is still thanks to the blessing of Frost Ember, so that Brother Yaohua has a better opinion of you." If you want to thank him next, you should thank him. But how will it be rewarded?"

Everyone laughed, and the owner of the village was serious, but he didn't say anything. It didn't take long for all the children of the family to call Xuanshuang, and they all left the table after all the hardships. All of them came on the spur and returned with disappointment.

At the end, suddenly a person shouted: "We can't fight you, we can admit it, and we are indeed unworthy to sit at the table." But I also asked Mu Gongzi to show it to everyone to prove that his position is well deserved. Otherwise, how can it be convincing?" This proposal was made, and everyone shouted in response regardless of their blue noses and swollen faces.

Xuan Shuang was in high spirits, turned to Nangong Xue, and said, "Everyone is shouting, don't sweep their temperament." Let's just have fun, I can be merciful, not to mention that with your kung fu, you will definitely be able to pass the level easily. When everyone heard that he wanted to show mercy to Mu Zixun's subordinates, they booed and shouted: "Don't show mercy! Young Master Ling, since you are playing, you must have a good time, and everyone will treat everyone equally! Even if there is one of them who breaks the rules, no one is happy." ”

Shangguan Yaohua saw that the group of challengers had returned one by one, and he thought that this "test" was not so easy to pass. raised his hand to protect Nangong Xue and said, "No need, don't embarrass her." The son follows her...... If you're not feeling well, why don't I take her place and take your move. This sentence is said in a slurred manner, and it is obviously not enough confidence.

Xuan Shuang said: "Joke." He doesn't feel well, and he hasn't said it yet, but you know? I wonder if you're the roundworm in his stomach or something?"

Shangguan Yaohua was furious, he had been friends with Ling Beile in the palace in the past, even if he had a bad mouth, he would not be so mean. Turned around and complained: "Hey, your precious apprentice is disrespectful to me, and you don't care!" Jiang Yanchen smiled: "Among all these people, there is only one Frost Ember, and I can't control it." He's your junior, and you still have to worry about a child?"

In the midst of the noise, Nangong Xue's voice sounded calmly. Although the volume was light, it also overshadowed others, and said, "It's all boring tricks, I'm not interested." Xuan Shuang seemed to have been greatly insulted, and exclaimed: "Boring tricks, I don't think you are sure to deal with it, right? You are afraid of making a fool of yourself, and it is clear that your skills are inferior to others!" Everyone on the side followed and coaxed: "Your skills are not as good as others, and you dare not end up!"