Chapter 23 A Niu Eighteen Style (Licking His Face and Asking for a Wave)

Xu Zimu's bad feeling in his heart became more and more intense, looking at her in front of him, he felt like facing a demon who eats people and does not spit out bones, which makes people breathless.

Especially when she saw the two pig-killing knives in her hands, she felt even more uneasy.

I don't know how to explain the cause and effect to her, for fear that I will anger her by accident.

simply kept silent, ready to drag it until Teacher Mu came back.

At most, he will be charged with a pervert and thrown out.

But it's better than not being dead!

"I'm hungry, why don't you make a pot of pig's trotter soup!

The girl's tone sank, and she was unusually cold and said in Xu Zimu's ear.

Speaking of this, she sharpened the knife in her hand twice, looked around at Xu Zimu with her eyes, looked back and forth on Xu Zimu's hands and feet, and said:

"What do you say is better to stew? Otherwise, it's all stewed, and it just so happens that my aunt has worked hard all day, so I'll make it up for her!"

Xu Zimu's eyes widened for a moment, and he thought in his heart that children are so strong now? They have to eat human flesh at every turn, and Lao Tzu is not Tang Seng.

However, in order to survive, Xu Zimu still pretended to be very calm and explained:

"Eldest sister, I'm really Teacher Mu's student, and the key was indeed given to me by her!

"Lie!!"

The girl slapped her knives on the ground, her face pale, and shouted.

Then he took a deep breath, his face changed instantly, and he immediately smiled, glanced at him, and said:

"Auntie can't give you the key here, you dare to lie to me, don't tell the truth!

"That's really the case, everything I said is true, if I lie, I will have sores on the top of my head and pus on the soles of my feet!" Xu Zimu said firmly.

After hearing this, the girl put down the knife in her hand, which made Xu Zimu breathe a sigh of relief.

However, she walked up to Xu Zimu, pinched his cheek, and smiled maliciously: "Little girl, you are really naughty! If you don't tell the truth, don't blame Aunt Ben for being polite." ”

Xu Zimu was very speechless in her heart, not just because she was only thirteen or fourteen, but she called herself like that.

What's more important is that what she said is true, but why doesn't she believe it.

"Why don't you speak?"

The girl appeared with a small dimple on her face, and with a sly look in her eyes, she pinched the left side of Xu Zimu's face with her left hand, and said:

"Actually, I really don't like to be rude, if you don't tell the truth, I won't treat you so bloody, and I will help you take a bath. ”

After speaking, the cunning in her eyes became more obvious, and she continued: "Do you like spicy flavor or curry flavor!

"I really have no reason to lie to you······"

Xu Zimu was about to cry when he was aggrieved, and he didn't like to be rude, so he made soup by himself.

What else is going to do? My heart became more and more afraid of her, and my body kept struggling on the ground, trying to get out of here.

"These are really too dangerous, it's better to sleep on the streets!"

This is the truest thought in Xu Zimu's heart at this moment!

Of course, the angry girl didn't think so, and her face became more and more angry, her body that had been guarding like jade for more than ten years was looked at like this, and this guy only looked at it, so fast······

If you don't see anything clearly, you won't look at it, you must be disgusted with your poor figure and lack of charm.

Just as he was talking nonsense, a sound of the door opening sounded, and the other end of the door said, "Xiao Shuxue, have you seen Brother Xu, has he moved over?" ”

When Xu Zimu heard this voice, he was overjoyed, and he was about to open his mouth to call for help, wanting to attract Teacher Mu's attention.

But before she could open it, the girl covered her mouth and could only make a whining sound.

"Auntie, who are you talking about? How come I have never heard of it, and I have been alone at home all this day, and no one has come. ”

Xu Zimu couldn't make a sound because he was gagged, so he had to watch this girl open her eyes and talk nonsense.

And there are no flaws, it is natural, just a small Oscar for Best Actor.

Then, the girl pushed Xu Zimu directly into her room and took something and stuffed it into his mouth.

And after going out to make sure that her aunt didn't find out, she patted her chest with her hand, looking scared.

"What's wrong with you? Are you hungry, my aunt will go and change her clothes first, and I'll make you something to eat, and if a brother comes later, you can help entertain you!"

As soon as the girl turned around, she heard Teacher Mu's voice, and her expression froze directly.

When Teacher Mu opened the door of the room, the girl came back to her senses and said in a reluctant, "Okay, aunt!"

Forehead ······

The girl's body trembled, and she hurriedly checked whether Xu Zimu was still in the room, and found that he was still the same as before, tied to the ground solidly, but he looked like he was about to faint.

scared the girl, and panicked in her heart, in case he really had three long and two short, how to explain to his aunt.

It wasn't until I saw what was in his mouth that I knew the cause of the wish.

It turned out that I had worn a month-long limited edition of Lin Binglian's same socks before, with her signature on them, and I was reluctant to wash them, but the smell was a bit big.

In a hurry just now, I didn't notice it, so I stuffed it into his mouth.

Immediately pulled him out.

Xu Zimu, who was about to suffocate at that time, suddenly felt a burst of fresh air hit his heart, and after taking a few breaths of fresh air, he regained his senses.

Unexpectedly, the first thing I saw was that the girl was extremely heartbroken and stroked the stinky socks, and her heart was speechless, and her feelings were not as good as a stinky socks.

was about to say something, but was stopped by a look from her, and then heard her say: "You promised me that I would never tell my aunt about this, so I will let you go, otherwise I will pack you up and seal it and send it directly to some no-man's land!"

Xu Zimu listened to her threat, so he could only nod his head and agree, and when he got out, he was taking care of this hateful little guy.

"What kind of expression do you have, are you particularly unconvinced? I want to turn my face and deny people as soon as I get out. The girl asked.

Xu Zimu was taken aback, but he didn't expect this little girl to see through her mind at a glance, and hurriedly said nonsense:

"How can I be, aunt and grandmother, I am very obedient, you see that I am not your opponent, how dare I disobey you?

At this time, the girl nodded thoughtfully and said:

"Yes, you only have three layers of qi refining, and just like an idiot, you don't have any combat skills at all, it's not my sixth layer of qi refining at all, and you're also proficient in "A Niu Eighteen Styles", Zhang Shuxue's opponent. ”

Xu Zimu's eyes kicked and he was shocked: "You said that you are the sixth layer of qi refining? How is this possible? And what the hell is this "A Niu Eighteen Styles"?"

"Hehe, do you want to try it, the full set is not discounted!"

Before Xu Zimu could open his mouth to refuse, a scene was staged, an incomparably wonderful picture of physical contact.

Although the mouth was gagged and there was no blood-pumping sound, it did not affect the excitement of the picture in the slightest.