Chapter 007: The Unexpected (Part I)
The man was stunned, he didn't know Guan Xiao, but seeing Guan Xiao's every move, he also looked good, and hurriedly clasped his palms together: "Little donor, the old man is polite here." Luo Jia Kunzhong, I didn't expect to see each other again today, I wonder if the two of you are ready to make a preface?"
Oh, listening to the words of the old monk, it seems that there is something to do with the Luo family brothers.
Guan Xiao smiled at the corner of his mouth, although he is older, but in terms of age, he is still a child, and he likes to watch the excitement, especially the excitement of watching fights. Besides, ordinary people will definitely not be able to provoke the Luo family brothers, so Guan Xiao feels that the old monk in front of him is not an ordinary person.
As mentioned earlier, Guan Xiao did not have a general understanding of the three religions of Buddhism and Confucianism in China, and when he was 13 years old, the little boy wrote a paper on the rise and fall of the three religions on the Internet, which was praised by everyone who had read the paper, and was finally excerpted by the good deeds and forwarded to the journal "Archaeology".
The Luo family brothers' faces were full of bitterness, and their mouths were even more insincere: "It is really a blessing for our brothers to be able to see the master again." ”
"Where, speaking of which, it's the old man who is fortunate enough to have three lives. The ragged old monk Zhengse said: "The old man himself also knows that the requirements put forward make Xian Kunzhong embarrassed, presumably, Luo Lao Shi must also have a small word, but also ask Xian Kunzhong to give the old man some help and make more good karma for the sake of the same 3618." ”
Hearing the three-six-one-eighteen, the Luo family brothers suddenly came to their senses, and dragged Guan Xiao over: "Master, let me introduce you, you definitely don't know this little brother, but he is Guan Xiao, the head disciple of the famous thief Ding Yi's predecessor." ”
Hearing Ding Yi's name, the old monk's face was obviously surprised, and then he turned around and bowed to Guan Xiao respectfully: "I don't know if the young head is coming, it's rude and rude, I don't know if Jingxi's Huiyuan is okay recently?"
Guan Xiao didn't expect that he had always heard the master talk about the rivers and lakes before, and he always thought that the rivers and lakes in the master's mouth were like martial arts novels, which were completely made up by the master himself, but as a result, as soon as he went out this time, he found that the rivers and lakes were really by his side. really responded to Mr. Gu Long's sentence "Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes", however, listening to the words of this old monk, he seems to be at least the same generation as Master Huiyuan.
"The master is polite, Master Huiyuan is in very good health, more than 10 days, I accompanied the master to climb Jingxi Lingshan, Master Huiyuan walked like flying, and the kid was quite difficult to follow all the way. The master is also in good health, and he has also arrived in Xiangxi, maybe, there will be a chance to meet you in the future. ”
Cough...... This is Guan Xiao's modesty, as the head disciple of the thief sect, practicing three nine times in winter and three times in summer, it is all hard work and real kung fu to boil people, in terms of legs and feet, the eight Huiyuan masters can't compare to him, if he decides to participate in the Olympics or something, it is estimated that as long as he reports the track and field events, Liu Xiang's brother will have to compete for the second place in the hurdles. However, when he climbed the mountain, he did fall behind Master Huiyuan, and this is not a lie, Master Huiyuan has been climbing the mountain, what about Guan Xiao? He is so dedicated, he can't forget his work when he goes out to climb the mountain, and when he sees a real fat sheep, he always thinks about sticking it up and making love.
Hell it would be nice to be able to climb fast.
As a thief among thieves, Guan Xiao immediately had a very strong adaptability, and seeing that the old monk was talking quite retro, he immediately began to chew the words: "Oh, I don't know what advice the master has for the two eldest brothers of the Luo family?"
The old monk laughed twice on his face, and his face showed a little red: "It's nothing, it's nothing, the old man still has something, don't talk about it, don't pass it here." ”
After speaking, the old monk actually slipped out of the gate.
"Master, what do you call it?" Guan Xiao chased to the door and shouted, but as a result, the situation in front of him startled him - in the blink of an eye, the drooping and decrepit monk was already floating a hundred meters away, and the person floated out along the grass for dozens of meters on his tiptoes...... It is estimated that he didn't hear Guan Xiao's question, and disappeared into the col in three flashes and two jumps.
"What's going on with this master?" Guan Xiao wondered, under the influence of his master, he had always been very polite to the real monks.
"Master, hum ......" The third elder of the Luo family was young and vigorous, and he snorted in his nose: "This old monk is simply a psychopath, there was no such person in Xiangxi before, five or six years ago, he didn't know which horn to jump out of, today to this family, tomorrow to go to that house to eliminate disasters, at the beginning of the year, this old monk ran to our door to say that my family is not good for the year, there is a bloody disaster, to my father to pay 300,000 to him, break the wealth and eliminate the disaster, and finally my father was falsely accused of not working, to send 10,000 cash. What kind of monk is this, it's a big liar!"
Guan Xiao frowned slightly: "Hmm...... I don't know why this master did this, but he must be a real monk, not the scum of Buddhism and Taoism as you say. ”
"Is it?" the third general of the Luo family was suspicious: "Half a year ago, my brother and I went to the largest temple in Henan to worship the mountain gate, you see the style of the people, all of them are monks, that is like this old monk, the body is tattered, when the monk is on this, it can be regarded as a nest to the home." ”
"Oh, that's why. The look on Guan Xiao's face became even more solemn: "The truth is completely the opposite, those you said are the people who deceive the world and steal their reputation." ”
"Why?" the second child of the Luo family also widened his eyes.
"What are the monks, especially the Buddhist monks, practice? Buddha Shakyamuni Buddha was originally a prince, if you pay attention to luxury, there is probably no better condition than him, but the Buddha is precisely because he gave up the luxurious life of the royal family and went through arduous and painstaking practice to achieve enlightenment, therefore, Buddhism is the most particular about the word of pure suffering. Taking Nayi as an example, in the four adherences of the bhikshus, it is clearly said, 'Hang out and sweep the clothes with dung', oh, and there is also a sentence "always sit under the tree of longevity" ......"
"What is a dung sweeper?" The Luo family's little eyes were burning and shining, full of curiosity, and interrupted Guan Xiao's words.
"In the Mahayana Chapter, there is such a definition of dung sweeping clothes: 'Dung sweeping clothes, the so-called fire, cow chewing, rat biting, dead people's clothes, etc. It is the same as the dung sweep, and the name of the dung sweep clothes. The Buddha believed that monks should not wear good clothes, and that if they seek good intentions, they will be annoyed and sinful, and they will waste their work.' The Buddhist precepts also stipulate that the clothes must not be five positive colors and five colors, but only copper, mud soap, and magnolia. A true Buddhist disciple, even if he encounters a new piece of cloth that the believer gives to him, must pollute it with leaves or muddy water, and cut it into small pieces of terraced fields and re-sew the garment. So, the master you just saw, every move, including using the tooth branch to clean the teeth, is a compulsory practice for Buddhist disciples. It would be polite to ask the two of you to see this master again in the future. ”
The two brothers of the Luo family suddenly realized, and they were somewhat ashamed in their hearts, at the beginning, the two of them still looked down on this brother who had never been far away, and the politeness in his words was entirely because of his master and ancestor, now it seems that it is no wonder that the name of the thief family has become bigger and bigger in recent years, and a teenager can even quote scriptures and talk eloquently, and this teenager's education level is only small and medium.
"What is the tooth branch?" Luo Gengai hurriedly asked.
"Actually, I don't know much. The little guy Guan Xiao was also modest: "In Buddhism, ascetic practice also pays attention to personal hygiene, using specific branches - not just anything, through chewing, clean teeth and mouth, for us is brushing teeth." Of course, when cleaning our teeth, it is also taboo to be in front of others, so the master just now quickly turned around and spit it out when he saw us. ”
The three of them ate and returned to the room for another meal, the two brothers of the Luo family have been running around outside for many years, and Guan Xiao's little guy is guarding dozens of old professors from famous universities such as Peking University and Tsinghua University as the backing, which can only be described by four words, including several old professors who are still teachers of the two brothers of the Luo family, and they just learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses.
Talking, knock, knock, knock...... Suddenly, someone smashed the door.
The three of them were stunned, especially the Luo family brothers, their faces were red at the time, and they bragged to Guan Xiao just now: "When you go to Xiangxi, that is, when you get home, everyone has to give three points of thin noodles." "Someone will come and slam on the door immediately, but it really gives a lot of face.
Lao Sannan jumped up on the ground, opened the door like the wind and glared outside, and was about to scold, unexpectedly, it was the eldest sister in her 40s standing outside, with a panicked face: "Two big brother Luo, you ...... That one...... Corpse...... God of Wealth, quickly evade and avoid, the public security has come down from the mountain, I don't know it, I see that the license plate number is from the provincial capital, and I am coming here. ”
The two brothers of the Luo family were also stunned. However, the two brothers did not dare to be careless at all, and hurriedly ran to the courtyard, beckoned the two gods of wealth to the house, and began to let the god of wealth get under the bed.
The waiter's eldest sister was sweating profusely and looked at the busy work here, and hurriedly ran to the gate of the courtyard to look.
Ronan Xun was thin-skinned, feeling that his tongue was flashing when he said a big word just now, and he explained to Xiao Guan Xiao on the side: "Hey...... No way, really no way, we are people in the rivers and lakes, the biggest one is the people in this yamen, if you can hide, you can hide, and don't provoke them until you have to. ”
"Understand, understand. Guan Xiao subconsciously shrunk his shoulders, and said this to him, what is he doing......? There is probably no one in the world who is more afraid of public security than a thief. Although he is a brother to a large number of police officers in Beijing, Guan Xiao is really a little scared when he goes to other places.
Within a few minutes, in the house, you could hear the siren sound in the distance, which was as disgusting as it was......
"You didn't bring anything else, did you?" the atmosphere in the room was rather depressing, and the three younger generations of Jianghu people asked each other at the same time.
Then, the three of them shook their heads at the same time, and they all saw embarrassment on each other's faces.