Chapter 166: A Girl Who Likes to Smoke Pigs
"Send the old man back to his room, my lord, and the old servant will take you to your lodgings. The old butler hurriedly summoned two men with big shoulders and round waists, and dragged away the old man who was smirking and obviously vomiting happily, it was really embarrassing, and then the old butler had to bow forward and say.
Yan Xu nodded, and followed the old housekeeper to a small courtyard near the backyard, the environment is not bad, this place is generally for distinguished or close people to live in, let Yan Xu, the first-time guest, live, it seems that he really didn't treat him as an outsider.
Although Yan Xu felt a little strange, he didn't think much about it, he simply freshened up and lay down to rest, and did not release his divine sense to explore, after all, this kind of behavior is not polite, and it is no different from voyeurism.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning Yan Xu heard the energetic cry of a young girl outside, which made people feel inexplicably better, of course, if there was no noisy pig humming, it might be better.
Yan Xu pushed open the door and walked out to see that Zhang Fei, a short-haired and energetic girl, was riding on a super fat pig as big as a cow like a brave general, waving the thick bamboo pole in her hand with one hand to drive away a large group of fat pigs, is this herding pigs?
I've seen sheep and cattle, but I haven't seen a pig, Yan Xu stood there curiously and watched, and Zhang Fei, a young girl who was immersed in using pigs as his subordinate soldiers, didn't see Yan Xu, a big living person, and didn't see the father who had just arrived with a desperate face, and the bamboo pole in his hand was like a whip.
Forced to endure the hangover and rely on the willpower to marry his daughter out quickly, Butcher Zhang got up early in the morning, washed seven or eight buckets of cold water, cheered up, hurriedly ran to block his son-in-law, and quickly found a suitable opportunity to introduce his daughter to his son-in-law.
But Butcher Zhang forgot a crucial problem, he forgot that his daughter has the habit of getting up early to smoke pigs, when he saw his scheduled son-in-law sluggishly watching his daughter riding on the big fat pig screaming with a bamboo pole to smoke pigs and pour wine, he immediately knelt down, and the old housekeeper who also came in a hurry was already accustomed to this, and hurriedly asked the two subordinates to help the old man up first, don't be ashamed anymore.
"Outflank left and right, the Chinese army will rush with me!" Zhang Fei, who was unaware of this, had a good time, and when she raised her head, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she saw a familiar bamboo pole walking slowly outside the courtyard, and immediately shouted.
"Bah! Jujube thief, eat my old Zhang stick!!"
Then Zhang Fei, who was like being beaten with chicken blood, excitedly slapped the super fat pig who sat down, this fat pig didn't know what to eat and grew up, it was bigger than a cow, and after being stimulated, he suddenly screamed, and he directly collapsed the courtyard wall.
Hearing Zhang Fei's drinking, the bamboo pole outside the backyard didn't move, and now the courtyard wall has collapsed to reveal the other party's true face, it turned out to be a girl, this tall girl carrying a bamboo pole is one of the three girls who caught Yan Xu's attention yesterday, Guan Yu.
"I didn't steal, I just took some dates that no one wanted. Seeing Zhang Fei, Guan Yu said with a serious face, and Yan Xu was almost convinced.
"If no one guards it, no one wants it, don't quibble about the jujube thief, obediently eat my old Zhang Yibang!" Zhang Fei didn't listen to the other party's explanation, not to mention that the other party had nothing to do with her whether he was stealing or taking those dates, but he couldn't vent his energy early in the morning, so he just found a reason to fight, and there were only two people in the entire county who could do it with her, one of them would open and hang at every turn, she couldn't beat it, and this one in front of her was just right.
Although Guan Yu has a cold temperament, she is not a good girl who can't fight back and scold and don't fight back, not to mention that now mung bean cake is getting more and more difficult to sell, she has no choice but to develop a new product jujube mud cake, in order to reduce the cost during the development period, she went to the jujube forest outside the city to play some free jujube back, of course, she is looking for no one to go, no one guards, then the jujube is no one wants, but sometimes there will be obstacles on the road, such as a pig girl or something, you need to defeat the other party to pick up the free dates.
The two girls easily waved the green bamboo in their hands with one hand, this green bamboo was cut nearby, very fresh, rich in moisture, so it was also very heavy, an adult could easily carry it, but if you let him raise it with one hand, I am afraid it will never be possible, let alone wave it with one hand.
But these two green bamboos are as light as lamp grass in the hands of the two girls, under the terrifying power, every time they swing it, it will bend into an arc of an amazing bow, if it is drawn to the person's body, although it will not be directly drawn in half, but at least one air turn 3,600 degrees, eighteen meters away to the ground, aggravated injuries and vomiting blood is inevitable.
Although Qingzhu is tough, it is still fragile in the hands of two girls who are born with divine power, so although it takes a lot of strength, both of them try to avoid collisions, and generally speaking, whoever is hit or the green bamboo in his hand is broken, then whoever loses.
The two girls were fighting, but the butcher Zhang on the side was full of ashes, trembling and stretched out his hand to say to the old butler.
"Go and bring me the rope!"
"Master!" The old housekeeper thought that Butcher Zhang was mad and wanted to tie up the young lady to enforce the family law, so he couldn't help but persuade.
"You haven't won since you were twelve, and you've tried it before, and ordinary ropes don't work, so you'd better discourage. ”
If Lao Tzu can beat that Xiong Nizi, what do I need a rope for!" Zhang Butcher glared at the old butler angrily, and said angrily.
"Master, if you want to open something, don't hang yourself!" I didn't expect the old housekeeper to hear this, and he was immediately shocked, and thought that the old man was finally about to be angry with the young lady, and planned to hang himself.
"Get out, Lao Tzu wants to hurry up and tie up the scheduled son-in-law, I'm afraid he is going to run, don't hurry up and prepare!" "Butcher Zhang rolled his eyes, with such a daughter, if he really wanted to die, he would have been angry to death, then he can still live until now, he is afraid that his son-in-law will be scared away, so he plans to prepare in advance, as soon as he sees that his son-in-law has signs of running, he will quickly tie it up, and when the time comes, the two of them will be drunk and sent to a room, and the raw rice will be cooked and cooked, and the Zhang family will not be exhausted.
Butcher Zhang thought well, but I don't know if he ever thought about whether his daughter would kill his relatives when he woke up.
"Yes, yes, the old man is still thoughtful, the old servant will go and prepare a good cow tendon rope, which is specially used to tie those big fat pigs, to ensure that the young lady's husband can't break away!"