Chapter 069: Who Are You (I)
The little black monkey sniffed on the black eater, put on a very comfortable position, half-squatted and half-sat down, and stretched out his hand to scratch the head of the black eater.
"Hey-hey-" Hei Eater is very happy, his secretion system is vigorous, and he doesn't like to take a bath since he was a child, according to his uncle's words, he can stew a pot of eggplant with a lot of oil, and Guan Xiao will go to which inn to stay in the next day, and the next day, the second child will ask for more pillow money and pillow money, and Guan Xiao used to manage him, and now he has not been around for more than two months, this guy has a positive smell, and usually no one likes to be close to him: "Guan Xiao, look at it, look at it......"
Kuroyu happily didn't know what to say: "Why does he like me so much?"
Guan Xiao also glanced at it in a hurry: "Oh, it's okay, he probably wants to supplement some nutrition, don't worry, he won't bite you." ”
The stupid big man was stunned for a moment, and he didn't understand what this meant, but the little monkey pulled his oily head with one hand, and rattled with the other, pinched something, threw it into his mouth with his backhand, and clicked his mouth with taste.
Ah, the stupid big man hadn't reacted yet, jumping around on the bed and laughing, Zhao Ran saw this scene, the little girl's eyes were still sharp, and she was stunned, and she screamed and threw herself into Yan Caiju's arms: "It's disgusting...... That monkey actually scratched lice on Big Brother Black's head and was still eating it...... I can't do it, I'm going to throw up. ”
Yan Caiju and the victim himself reacted at this time, the girl Caiju hugged the little girl and hurriedly retreated to the safety line, the victim's own black face really became like an eggplant, pinching the little monkey and wanting to throw it to Guan Xiao, but the little monkey stopped doing it, and ate the lush head in the black, and didn't let go- The little monkey also has a hard life, tickles each other, scratches lice, and eats it is the greatest enjoyment in life for the monkey, but he has no relatives around him, and he can only scratch a few lice on his body, and he is addicted to it, and he does not dare to scratch too much, for fear that this lice will be accidentally extinct.
After meeting Guan Xiao, although he can eat delicious food, Guan Xiao is very particular about the quality of life, so naturally he can't tolerate this guy full of small parasites squatting on his head, so he gave the little monkey a bath when it's okay, and the little monkey was quite happy at first, but someone tickled him, and then the little monkey understood: When there are no lice on his body, Guan Xiao won't tickle himself. Alas, that's probably what it feels like to step on a thief ship.
Just now, the little monkey hated black eating, and when the lice nest appeared, it was really a little tadpole that found his mother, and saw that the big black man was going to throw himself out, a handful of snot, a handful of tears, crying and howling, two legs tightly coiled around the neck of the black eater, and began to grab the black eater's head, and the two little paws wanted to grab the black eater's head - but the head was oily and slippery, and he couldn't catch it at all, but fortunately, the little monkey was still quick to cry, and grabbed the black eater's fat ears quickly, and never let go again.
If you know the origin of this little monkey, you must be secretly glad that this kind of flood period is a bit of a different species, and it has always been very withdrawn and does not like to approach other species. If it weren't for the fact that this little monkey had been forgotten by his parents for too long, where would he be able to see Guan Xiao and Hei Eat, especially a native like Black Eat.
Yan Caiju sighed secretly in his heart, this Guan Xiao put him into the Heavenly Master Sect, I really don't know if it's right or wrong, how the people who appeared around him are very weird, and the head of the house brought back a monkey and a little girl who came back from a long trip is also so weird, it is better to let Zhao Ran avoid him farther away, Yan Caiju made up his mind in his heart.
"Guan Xiao still has homework every day, you just came back, you can take a break as soon as you can take a break. Yan Caiju hugged Xiao Zhao Ran tightly, walked out, and said again: "Although your realm is high, but the basic kung fu can't be left behind, a few days ago, the three of them went to the Great Trend Peak to teach their homework, it's a pity that you are not there." ”
Huh? Saying that, the unintentional listener deliberately Guan Xiao immediately paid attention: "There are only three people to teach the lesson, or are there other senior brothers and uncles who are also here?"
"Yes, there are also a few uncles, uncles, and seniors who are concerned about the five-year ring battle. Yan Caiju's words floated over from outside the door.
Guan Xiao didn't ask which disciples came to Dashi Peak, but he was sure that the Yang family of Longhu Mountain must have come. So, Brother Xiaoyang's trap this time was actually planned by the elders of the family?
Judging from the context, it should be the head of the sect who broke into the Spirit Stone Array and told several other people about it, and the Yang family must have known the news for the first time, according to what the seats mentioned before, they are basically already the disciples of the head of the house, so the Yang family must also be thinking of countermeasures, such as finding a way to quickly improve the cultivation realm of the little lamb, and then finding a way to make some mistakes.
Now it is beneficial to Guan Xiao, on the one hand, the elders of the Yang family must not have thought of how the Heavenly Master would return to Xintu with him, so these arrangements must be relatively hasty, especially the words of the little lamb just now, now that I think about it, maybe it is just a way to talk to the adults and occasionally hear it when the time comes.
Guan Xiao was only slightly certain, and he basically figured out the dragon qi vein.
The stupid big man finally understood that he couldn't compete with this poor little monkey who hadn't eaten palatable lice for more than a month, and let go of his hand with a long sigh, the little monkey ghost thief and ghost thief were afraid of what the black eater would do, and he didn't get tired of cheating, and his legs were still tightly coiled around the neck of the black eater, and the other hand was holding the ears of the black eater, and he grabbed the hard-won game meal in front of him with tears in his eyes.
Guan Xiao and Hei Yu chatted a few more words, only to know that in the past two months, this batch of descendants and relatives of the disciples have all completed the foundation building, so that the satisfaction of several seats is more than 2o, and among the more than 2o disciples, there are four people who are regarded as the best in the foundation building effect, one of which is the stupid big man, and the black eating dantian is flowing with purple qi; Parallel with Yang Zongyan is the little girl, although Zhao Ran has not officially entered Longhu Mountain, that is, it is a matter of time or time, Ping Mei Zhenren feels sorry for this niece, plus the Zhao family is in the top ten in the twenty-eighth family, Zhao Ran is the head of the family, the most beloved young daughter, the panacea, and also eats like jelly beans, the Zhao family is a martial arts family, and the maiden family is also a Xiuzhen family, the little girl's roots are not a little bit, as long as she enters the upper middle and lower dantian, there are bursts of bright red light flashing at the same time. The other is Guan Xiao, who has always performed very well.
After the foundation building was over, the new disciples immediately moved on to the next course.
Unspeakable Master:
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So I've always wondered why...... Especially why do women yearn for foreign words like xx fu so much?
Although Koreans are often overdone, they are enough to be our teachers in terms of respect and protection for national enterprises.
Supporting national industries and national brands starts from me and starts from daily life.
As for what a certain national company, whether it is xx Fu or Danone...... To paraphrase: just treat it as a fart and don't mention it again, it smells bad.
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