Chapter 50

"You're not a girl, so you don't know how explicit the topics that girls talk about in private, and it's always the opposite sex when you're together. Just like us, the topic of discussion is almost always which girl is beautiful and which girl has big. And the topics discussed between girls are almost always which boy is handsome, which boy is strong, which boy JJ is stout and has stronger staying power, the more beautiful the girl, the more explicit the topic of discussion, especially the goddess. ”

"No! ”

Lei Yongbing was thundered, and the image of the goddess above collapsed in his heart.

"Anyway, they have a way of looking at the size of the boy's JJ, as they say, the bigger the boy's nose, the thicker the JJ. ”

Lei Yongbing felt that the image of the goddess in his heart was no longer there, and he asked very curiously: "How do you know so clearly, even the private topics of girls are known, you shouldn't have eavesdropped on purpose!"

No wonder Lei Yongbing doubted how Liu Yang knew about this kind of private topic, and he seemed to know a lot about what he meant.

Even Wang Gang looked at Liu Yang with strange eyes.

"Oh yes, Liu Yang, why were you arrested by the security guards at noon and taken to the interrogation room, is something wrong?"

Wang Gang saw that Liu Yang was in a good mood, so he asked the question that had been held in his heart all afternoon.

Liu Yang glared at Lei Yongbing angrily and said, "You ask him ......"

Wang Gang was surprised, it really had something to do with Lei Yongbing.

Lei Yongbing smiled, looking a little embarrassed.

After his explanation, Wang Gang and Lin Feng knew that there was such a thing in the afternoon.

It turned out that Lei Yongbing went to the toilet at noon without bringing paper, and there was no one in the toilet, so he squatted for twenty minutes, and finally heard two footsteps coming in, and was about to borrow paper from someone, but suddenly heard their conversation, and the two people who came in turned out to be girls.

How could a girl go into the men's bathroom, and it was still two, and after a while, a few more girls walked in. At this time, Lei Yongbing finally realized that it was not the girl who entered the men's toilet, but he entered the women's toilet, he remembered that he obviously entered the men's toilet, how could he get into the women's toilet, could it be that he was in a hurry and went wrong.

Lei Yongbing covered his mouth, not daring to make the slightest sound, he was afraid of being discovered by the girl, caught in front of the voyeur, you think, next to the girl is unraveling, he can even hear the sound of urine hitting the squatting urinal when the girl unties, a big man, got into the women's toilet, took off his pants, leaked JJ, hid in the women's toilet cubicle, and he was shamefully hard at the time, how to explain this if he was caught, even if he was covered with mouth, he couldn't say it clearly, and it was strange if he wasn't beaten half to death.

So, after the girl left, Lei Yongbing hurriedly called Liu Yang and asked him to send paper to save his life, Liu Yang was stunned at the time, you said that you went to the wrong toilet, forget it, you forgot to bring paper, how can you let me help you, you can't go directly into the women's toilet and the two of them will be arrested together.

In the end, after Lei Yongbing begged bitterly, he said that he had been squatting in the toilet for an hour, and asked Liu Yang to help deliver the paper. If he doesn't do it again, his leg will squat out.

Liu Yang had no choice but to promise to risk his life to send him paper, the two agreed to use WeChat to keep in touch, and when Lei Yongbing was sure that there was no one in the girls' toilet, Liu Yang rushed in as fast as possible, handed the paper to Lei Yongbing, and then rushed out.

So Lei Yongbing waited for a while, and when the toilet was silent, he made sure that there was no one left, and then used WeChat to notify Liu Yang, telling him that there was no one in the toilet now, and he was in the third compartment on the right, and the door of the compartment had been opened by him, so that Liu Yang could quickly send the paper in while there was no one.

However, Lei Yongbing waited for more than ten minutes and didn't see Liu Yang come in, so he sent a WeChat urging, but he didn't reply, sent a text message, and didn't reply, and finally gritted his teeth to call, but no one answered, he was angry, thinking that Liu Yang had played him, he squatted for more than an hour, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he rummaged through the paper basket, found the paper used by others and folded it, wiped his ass and prepared to go out to find Liu Yang to settle accounts.

When he went out, he looked at the mark on the door of the toilet and realized that he had not gone to the wrong toilet, he had entered the men's toilet. He didn't go to the wrong toilet, that is, the girls went to the wrong toilet, or a group of girls walked to the wrong toilet together, this kind of rare thing can be encountered by him.

Then he thought of something bad, he didn't go to the wrong toilet, but he told Liu Yang that he was in the girls' toilet. In other words, Liu Yang didn't come to save him, but went into the women's toilet.

So, Lei Yongbing hurriedly ran towards the dormitory, and when he passed by a few girls, he heard a conversation with several girls, saying that there was a freshman who broke into the women's toilet with a mobile phone and was about to take a secret photo, and he also dragged open the door of one of the cubicles. Then Liu Yang was subdued on the spot by the other girls in the toilet, and was directly sent to the security room after a fat beating.

Later, Lei Yongbing learned that it was the girls' toilet that was broken, so a few more bold girls saw that the men's toilet was empty, and then went into the men's toilet.

In the end, Lei Yongbing apologized to Liu Yang for an afternoon, invited him to eat hot pot and introduced beautiful girls to him in the evening, which made Liu Yang reluctantly forgive him.

"Hahahaha...... I'm laughing to death, this kind of strange thing can happen to you, and this can be programmed and posted in the circle of friends. ”

Wang Gang almost laughed, he patted Liu Yang on the shoulder, "It turns out that this hot pot came from like this, so Lin Feng and I thank you for that." ”

"Thanks for the fart, labor and management should be wronged as a thief, if it weren't for the chat history of WeChat, I wouldn't be able to wash this matter completely. ”

Liu Yang felt extremely depressed when he thought of this, and he was in the mood to kill Lei Yongbing.

"Okay, it's here, it's said to taste good. ”

At the door of a hot pot restaurant called Brazier Grill, Che Yawen and two other girls had been waiting for a long time.

"Why are you here?" said Che Yawen with a frown.

"That is, it caused the three of us to wait for several minutes. ”

"Sorry to keep the three beauties waiting. Lei Yongbing hurriedly apologized, and then introduced Lin Feng and the others.

"Che Yawen, you should know each other, these two are her roommates, Gu Qingqing and Wen Jing. ”

"Hello three beauties, my name is Liu Yang, Aries, and I am single so far. ”

"Hee-hee....... ”

The three girls smiled, turned around and walked directly towards the store, leaving Liu Yang with three pretty backs.