Chapter 004: Hundred Mile Canyon (I)
"By the way, how do you let the gods of wealth drink Coke?" Old man Ding Yi has always maintained a good style of study that is diligent and inquisitive.
"Hey, hey. Luo Gengai's eyes showed a hint of pride: "This time the journey is too far, the air is humid, and there is a bacterial ...... in the stomach of the God of Wealth."
"Well, it's enzymes. Ding nodded, these seemingly professional things Ding Yi began to indoctrinate Guan Xiao's children as early as 13 years ago.
"Yes, Uncle Shi is erudite. The bacterium had begun to turn back on its master, and before liberation, the solution was to pour a herb on the God of Wealth, but the medicine had a very choking smell. Later, I thought that cola is corrosive, and it also has a lot of carbon dioxide, which can be cooled down when chilled. So with this method, the effect is quite good. ”
"I didn't expect my nephew to specialize. Ding smiled and exaggerated.
"That's right, my brother is a master's student at Beijing University of Chemical Technology. Ronan hurriedly stood up and added.
"Oh?" Ding Yi's eyebrows moved slightly: "I said, learning from the past and the present, integrating China and foreign countries, is it any wonder that it is so powerful?
"I ......" Ronan scratched his head a little embarrassed: "I'm not promising, I'm just a bachelor's graduate, and I have been repeating a grade in Tsinghua Park for a year." ”
Ding Yi and Guan Xiao's master and apprentice were just about to compliment two more sentences, bang, the toilet door was knocked several times, and then a male flight attendant pushed the door open violently, pointed at the noses of the four people and shouted: "What are you guys doing? This is a public toilet, not a chat room, not a chess and card room, you think you can play mahjong and fight the landlord by pulling four people casually? Go out!"
Guan Xiao estimated that the Luo family brothers put the five drums and soul breaking sachets on the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth left, so there would be a flight attendant coming, otherwise they would have been fascinated a long time ago.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The four of them apologized in a row.
The so-called children of the family can only show off in front of those who know the family, and in front of ordinary people, there is no difference between the children of the family and the mediocre migrant workers who come from the south to the north. This is also one of the three heavenly rules of the children of the family.
"Smoke a cigarette, smoke a cigarette. Ding Yi shook his small cigarette pouch at the flight attendant with a smile, and led the apprentice to the aisle between the two carriages.
When Guan Xiaolin broke up, he warmly shook hands with Luo Reform, and almost invited the Luo brothers home as guests.
Ding Yi is the kind of typical character who enters the palace and sweeps the thatched house, holding a cigarette pouch, pulling the hem of his clothes, taking off two handmade mille-feuille shoes worth 628 yuan, one under his buttocks, and the other on his feet, he lowered his head like an old farmer and took two puffs of cigarettes, and stretched out his hand to the apprentice: "Give it to me." ”
"What?" Guan Xiao seemed to be confused.
"What do you say?" Ding Yi's wrinkles were filled with infinite wisdom.
"Hehe...... " Guan Xiao laughed a few times dryly, and pulled out a snowy necropsy knife from his waist.
Ding Yi didn't answer, Guan Xiao sniffed, and took out another autopsy knife from under his left leg.
"Master, you didn't see it when I borrowed these two knives. How do you know?" Guan Xiao was very strange.
The thieves of the southern faction are not called stealing and borrowing, and the thieves of the northern faction are not called stealing and shouting.
"Hmph-" The old man hummed two small smoke snakes four or five centimeters long from his nostrils, paused for a moment, shook his head and tailed and floated into the air, and finally scattered in the air: "Just your little trick, go back and study "Human Psychology" and "Capital", if you want to read the German version of Capital, you will naturally understand." ”
Damn, it's like this every time, only half of the talk and then recommends a lot of metaphysical books, Guan Xiao is dumbfounded.
"By the way, master, what did you just say? What is the Nine Shadows Cold Vein? Why is there someone interfering with reincarnation? Why don't I understand at all, I'm your old disciple, don't you tell me who to tell?" Guan Xiao remembered the topic just now, but his master has always been very strict, and he doesn't know if he can tell himself.
"Well......" Ding Yi refilled the tobacco pot with shredded tobacco, took a few puffs of cigarettes, and paused for a while: "Apprentice, do you remember when you were in your last year of school, when the teacher took you on a spring outing?"
"Remember, remember. When he mentioned this topic, Guan Xiao immediately became excited, it was during that spring outing that he had the opportunity to secretly shake the little hand of his female classmate Zhan Ying, who he liked for a long time, and now that he thinks about it, it is so warm and poetic - this, after all, Guan Xiao is still a child who grew up in the city, and occasionally likes to watch Hong Kong and Taiwan films, and it is inevitable that he will occasionally snort when he talks and thinks about things.
"Do you remember when you came back to tell me that you saw a very strange thing in Yesanpo Baili Gorge?"