66 Applying both hard and soft, abusing the seniors
At night, the smell of roasting wafted through the air from the ruined temple. Wuya was hung by a rope, and he couldn't help but feel hungry when he smelled the fragrance. The way he was swallowing saliva with his eyes closed was cute and cute. When he opened his eyes, he found that his head was on the ground, and he shouted reluctantly, which woke up the old man who was also hanging upside down next to him.
Playing with Pi Lao woke up, his blurred eyes saw a person grinning at himself, and pointing at him. His hands are tied together in front of him, his feet are hanging upside down, and the faces of cats are painted on them. Of course, when he woke up, he also laughed at him for being so miserable, and he was embarrassed to laugh. When he laughed at him, he realized that he was also hanging. It's really fifty steps of laughter and fifty steps, and he shouted up and down: "Who did this good thing, and the bear-hearted leopard dared to bully your little ancestor." Who, who, stand up for me. He yelled loudly alone, and found that no one paid attention to him, and the twelve points of bull's temper naturally subtracted nine points, and there were still three points of anger remaining.
After playing with the old man, I saw that Fu Wuya, who had always been against him, also ignored him, and said very boringly: "What kind of hero are you, if you want to practice the "reverse spin gong", you can just practice it yourself, why do you have to pull me to accompany you." ”
Fu Wuya pushed him back with words and said, "Who will accompany you to practice martial arts." It's really young and strong who don't work hard, and the boss is sad. If you don't practice martial arts when you're young, you'll be useless when you're old. ”
The first person who thought of being able to do such a bad thing was Fu Baobao. So he said without a good voice: "Did you do it, stinky girl, put me down quickly, otherwise I won't let you go." ”
Fu Baobao sat by the fire with Night Lily, and each of them roasted a chicken in their hands. Fu Baobao laughed to himself, ate to himself, laughed and ignored them.
This laughter attracted the eyes of Wuya and Playful, and she deliberately put the roasted golden chicken next to their noses and sniffed it, and deliberately made them out of reach, catch, or touch, and her heart was really itchy.
She also used her fat chicken butt to lure the old man, and teased them: "What are you yelling about, just to see that you two old guys are not honest, and you know how to fight all day long." Buzzing like two headless flies, you won't be honest if you don't give you some incense. I'll only start when you're tired, and today my mother just wants to teach you two a lesson. ”
"What, what do you call me, the old guy is also called by you. Wuya shouted: "Old lady, whose old lady, you stinky girl is lawless." It's the other way around, it's the other way around. He scratched his ears and cheeks angrily, and danced with his hands.
Fu Baobao was determined to rectify their meaning and said: "Yo yo! It seems that you are still not convinced? I have a temper, I think I am going to 'kill my relatives with righteousness'." ”
Fu Wuya saw that she was intentional, deliberately making herself poor, and scolded: "Stinky girl, I hate to beat you a few times when I was a child." Pampered, lawless, wait for me to untie the rope and you will feel good. ”
After he finished speaking, he only heard a "pop", and Fu Wuya shouted "Oops!": "You stinky girl is really your grandfather and won't let it go, even if I hurt you in vain." Later, without a later, I can't stand it anymore. ”
They made the night lily laugh out loud.
Playing Pi Lao saw Fu Wuyan grabbing wildly, he gloated and secretly laughed and said: "Fight well, fight well, hit hard." It's comfortable, enjoyable, and cool. Or you put me down, I can help. Girl, this old guy is useless. ”
"Shut up for me, is it your turn to speak? Fu Baobao said intimidatingly.
"Don't, don't, don't, you see I'm still so small, how can I stand these three hammers and two dozens. That old bone is too loose, it's time to tighten it for him, right? What is there to say, why do you tie me up? Pain, you are tempting me with that delicious food, I really can't stand it, whatever you want, I promise. ”
Before he could finish speaking, there was a "pop" sound, and the old butt was hit with a stick, and the ghost screamed louder than thunder. He said sweetly, "Oh, my little aunt, you can spare me." ”
Fu Wuya saw that he was shouting louder than anyone else, and said with a smile: "Hit hard, don't be polite." Let you know my girl's spicy methods, you can't eat and walk around. ”
Fu Baobao smiled sneakily and said: "Even if you are interested, you must be honest next time, and you are not allowed to fight when you meet, otherwise the wooden stick in my hand will not spare you." You know!"
Playing Pi muttered, "I can't spare you?"
"What. Fu Baobao shook the wooden stick in his hand.
Fu Wuya was afraid that the city gate would catch fire, and the pond fish would hurt her if her wooden stick missed or hit hard. So he rounded up for him and said, "He didn't say anything, I didn't hear anything." ”
"Really. ”
"Who said that. "I don't accept it.
Another stick went down, and the toy rang out, "I didn't say it." ”
Fu Baobao saw that they finally relented, so he let them go.
"One is my master, the other is my grandfather, what can I do to you. I just want you to be quiet and listen to me honestly. Otherwise, there will be a punishment. She said to them with a smile.
At this time, Wuya and the old man glanced at each other, and smirked at the two of them. Seeing them pretending to be pitiful like this, Night Lily did not know that they had already had a bad plan, and thought that they were hungry, perhaps slanderous, so she got up and brought something to eat for the two of them.
Fu Baobao grabbed her and said, "Alas, alas, where are you going, junior sister." ”
When he saw the opportunity, he hurriedly said: "Lily is a good apprentice, Master hasn't eaten for a day, you are a good girl, you can't be like her, endlessly tossing my old bones." As he spoke, his stomach rumbled and he sang as loudly and long as a serenade heard in winter.
He smiled like Baby and Lily, and Baby and Lily smiled too.
However, Fu Baobao still stopped: "Alas, junior sister, you see that this roasted chicken is not yet cooked, be careful of plagues such as bird flu." No, no, you can't give them food right now. ”
"Tse, you little girl, what do you mean, is this deliberately manipulating me?" Playing Pi spoke to her impatiently and angrily.
"You just knew, I thought you already knew. You are hanging there now, I want to scold you twice, I can whip you twice if I want to whip you, I will give you two whips, I will give you chicken if I want to give you chicken, and now I am your master at this time. Be good, call Master. Fu Baobao quipped.
The old man smiled bitterly: "That boundless old man, do you have to call her grandma." ”
The old man Fu Wuya also joked: "Grandma's, let me down first." ”
This sentence led to a piece of laughter like a tide.
"The dog can't spit out ivory. Fu Wuya despised him.
"Dogs don't have ivory in their mouths, so what can you do with me, you still want to fight. Playing with leather provoked.
Fu Wuya was unconvinced: "Fight and fight, whoever is afraid of whom." Little thing, don't think that Lao Tzu is the best in the world. The world is afraid of you, and you speak so impulsively. Old man, my granddaughters are older than you, look at how you don't grow tall just by eating. ”
Night Lily was stopped by Fu Bao and gave them food.
So, Lily turned her head slowly and said, "Is it?
At that moment, the baby snatched the roast chicken from her hand.
Night Lily said, "You." ”
Fu Baobao said: "Uncooked things can't be given to the master and his villain to eat." ”
"Little people, what little people. Master is very old, and he is an old man. "Night Lily Road.
The old man said unhappily: "Stinky girl, don't give me a nickname or anything, I have to clean you up when I come down." ”
Fu Baobao said: "Grandpa, look at this bad master, thinking about the whole way all day long, you have to stand up for me!"
Fu Wuya said: "Of course, whoever can't get along with my baby is the one who can't get along with my former beggar gang leader Fu Wuya, who is always called Huazi, I don't think he has the guts." Little girl, you have to put me down first, so I can help you out of this bad breath. ”
Night Lily looked at the old man in embarrassment, and turned to sit by the fire.
Fu Baobao smiled: "Grandpa is still good to me, I'll roast chicken for you." ”
Fu Wuya said: "Put me down." ”
"No, I'm afraid you will rob it. Fu Baobao put his chicken out of the fire and continued to grill it while replying.
Play Pi Lao Dao: "It's all your fault for this old guy, what are you robbing!"
At this moment, there was a crackling sound from the fire with oil droplets. She pressed her finger on the chicken and said, "How good it is." ”
The baby deliberately pinched a little chicken skin with his fingers, with great fanfare, and was suspected of "chewing through the slaughterhouse", and sighed: "Ah." It's delicious, it's really a delicacy in the world. ”
Fu Wuya swallowed the saliva in his mouth again, and the baby looked up and saw the wide eyes of the old man, and the saliva in his mouth was dripping to the ground.
Night Lily also immediately looked up, and then reacted and swallowed his saliva and said: "Apprentice, your craftsmanship is really good, this guy is really fragrant, can you ...... it." ”
Fu Baobao said: "It's okay to dream, you want to get something for nothing! ”
Fu Wuya smiled at the joke and said: "This is my granddaughter, she is the most filial person, a good doll that grandpa is always proud of, a good baby." ”
Fu Baobao pretended: "Hmm, hmm, hmm." ”
Fu Wuya smiled and said, "Hey, hey, you see it's ...... every time." ”
Fu Baobao continued: "It's all the chicken that your old man roasted for me, and this time I roasted it for you." ”
Fu Wuya nodded with a smile and said to the old man: "Look at how good my granddaughter is, how filial she is." ”
The old man gave them a disdainful look, and Wuya laughed again. So, he asked, "Give it to me, baby, the hungry old eyes are dizzy." ”
"What!" Fu Baobao said with a mouthful of affection.
"Roasted chicken. ”
"It's not ripe yet, it's back to life. ”
"Good, good, back to life. He nodded and looked at the old man who was sneering at him.
Suddenly, he wanted to say very much: "I'm reborn, I want it too, you don't give it or not." ”
"No, that's not delicious, I'm responsible for your old health, so I'd better wait a while. ”
"You preserved egg. Wuya was a little angry and said.
Playpi sneered at him: "Don't be angry, it's not that your baby won't give you food, it's just a little later, and there are chicken ribs and the like." I can see that she is very filial to you, and I can see this for a long time. ”
Fu Wuyan suddenly had a plan. So he swung the rope and grabbed the turkey on the fire with his hands. Fu Baobao had already resisted their trick, so he added firewood and grass very high, so that the roast chicken did not eat but roasted himself.
When he initiated the gong again, Fu Baobao said to the night lily: "Senior sister Lily, this is not delicious, let me come." Let it bake for a minute, just a little bit of heat, and then let it roast. ”
She didn't look at it, and grabbed the chicken that happened to be roasting on the fire. Fu Wuya just stretched out his hand to take out a void, and Fu Wuya was shaken away. She put the one just now on the fire, nodded her fingers with her hand, tore a slice of it and put it in Lily's mouth and asked, "Is this one baked, you taste it first, I will leave that one for the nameless brother." ”
Fu Baobao deliberately abused the two seniors like this.