Chapter 21: The Wood Has Been Cooked
"Uh......h , woo...... ,Husband, husband, you, what do you mean by that? Woo...... , woo...... I, I'm your wife......? You, do you dislike me......? , woo ....... Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" This little beauty, who is about twelve or thirteen years old, said to Goku in a choked voice while crying sadly.
Mao Wenchen taught Wan Wan the trick, and before Wan Wan had time to use it, Wukong ran away with his bare butt.
Unexpectedly, in this simple cave room, this little beauty that Wukong had never seen before, but she used all Mao Wenchen's tricks to the fullest.
As soon as Wukong saw his strange wife crying, he immediately became a head or two, and waved his hand again and again to the strange wife and said, "Don't cry first, don't cry first." Let's calm down first, take a good look at this matter, and see if there's anything wrong. I'll leave it to you, okay, don't cry yet, okay?——! I want to cry when you make it!" Wukong sat on the ground and shouted to the little beauty with an extremely headache.
After a while, the little beauty's mood stabilized a little, and she didn't cry as loudly as she did just now.
Seeing this, Wukong quickly calmed down, and asked the little beauty in a calm tone, "This...... I, I don't have a handkerchief on me now, so I can't help but show you my gentlemanly demeanor, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry. When he said this, the little beauty saw that he was scratching his ears and cheeks, which was very funny, so she pursed her mouth and laughed out loud.
Wukong saw the other party laughing, he immediately relaxed his heart a little, frowned and thought for a while, he said to the little beauty: "Girl." As soon as he said two words, before he could continue, the little beauty let out a whoop and howled again.
"Husband, husband, woo...... You, do you hate me like that?...... , we, we have all been married in front of so many people. You, how can you not even call me a lady......? , woo ....... As she spoke, the little beauty burst into tears again.
Wukong is now on the verge of a complete collapse, although he doesn't love Wanwan at all, but he finally agrees to marry the other party as a concubine.
However, now when the candles are in the cave room, the bride suddenly becomes someone else, and in the face of this weird situation, Wukong is really about to explode in his head.
After patting his head indiscriminately, Wukong forcibly suppressed the irritability in his heart, reluctantly controlled his tone, and said to the little beauty calmly.
"I'm really skeptical now, if this is someone who is doing a new trick in the hole house, wanting to see me make a fool of myself. The person I want to marry is Wan Wan, Zhu Yuyan's apprentice Wan Wan. Girl, are you Wanwan? Are you Zhu Yuyan's apprentice? If this is really a joke, then okay, haha, haha, wow! This is so funny! I'm going to die of joy!" Wukong shouted outside the house in extreme grief and indignation.
The little beauty saw that Wukong seemed to be about to go crazy, and after she was stunned for a while, she timidly explained to Wukong: "Husband, husband, you ...... , don't you want to look like this, it's scary. I...... , I'm the apprentice of the master......? , she is my senior sister. I, my name is ....... Before she could finish speaking, Wukong jumped up from the floor with a smack, and he pointed at the little beauty in disbelief, shouting in shock and anger.
"Bai Qing'er——! you...... , You are Bai Qing'er——! I ——! I wish Yuyan ——!I'm not done with you——!" After shouting, Wukong angrily slammed the door and left the wooden house, and rushed towards the big tent that was still lively at this time, shaking his arms.
As soon as Wukong left the wooden house, the little beauty sitting on the bed immediately seemed to be flipping through a book, and completely changed her expression again.
"Damn waste bastard——! you still dare to dislike me? Aren't I Bai Qing'er still worthy of you? Damn, damn it! Why does Shizun treat me like this——! they are all your apprentices, why do you want it everywhere, and you are biased towards that slut of Wan Wan! Why ——! what is wrong with me Bai Qing'er, why are you treating me like this——! why are you ——!" After thinking of this with an angry and distorted expression, Bai Qing'er sat on the bed in a daze, extremely sad, and cried silently.
Wukong can't look down on Bai Qing'er, how can Bai Qing'er take a fancy to him?
If it weren't for Zhu Yuyan giving her a death order, asking her to make Wukong so confused that she couldn't find the north, she wouldn't have dumped Wukong with Wukong's cute little chubby appearance and killing Bai Qing'er.
"Little fat boy, bastard who killed a thousand knives, you wait for me! If I can't fool you, I'm willing, and drink my foot-washing water. That...... , I won't call Bai Qing'er!" After making an oath with a very ruthless expression, Bai Qing'er slowly stood up and began to slowly take off all the clothes on her body, and then she lay naked on the happy bed, patiently waiting for her husband's return.
It's a pity that Bai Qing'er's wishful thinking plan is obviously going to be completely frustrated.
For Wukong, who holds "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" and completely enshrines it as a golden rule, how could he be willing to marry a beautiful woman who is clearly defined as Huang Dashen and is very open in terms of sex, to be his wife?
Although the hair on his head was very short, he would never hope that one day in the future, all his hair would suddenly turn the color of grass.
But...... , there is a very important thing that Goku has never figured out.
That is, the world he is in now is not the world of the Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty at all, nor is it any martial arts world that he is familiar with!
In that case, how could the characters he was once familiar with have exactly the same experience and the same personality?
Therefore, it is obviously not accurate or fair at all for him to label the characters he thinks he knows very well according to the original book in such a rigid way.
Of course, this simple truth will only gradually come to his senses after he has experienced a lot of things.
At this moment, Wukong is still a little fool who completely regards fiction as the golden rule.
"Zhu Yuyan——! you damn liar——! you're embarrassed to drink my wedding wine here, I'll fuck you——! ——! where are you hiding Wanwan for me——! if you ......!"
Then, like a round balloon pulled by silk threads, Wukong floated in the direction of Zhu Yuyan at a very fast speed.
Just kidding, Zhu Yuyan originally looked at Wukong, a little fat man, which was extremely unpleasant, but now it's good, Wukong dared to speak to her so rudely in front of all the sect masters of the Beisui rivers and lakes.
If this can be endured, then Zhu Yuyan will simply retire early.
In an instant, Wukong froze the entire time and space of the Demon Realm, trying to break free from the invisible force field controlled by Zhu Yuyan, but this was useless at all!
Although time is standing still, the force field around Wukong has not shown the slightest sign of weakening, if Wukong can release Gang Qi at this time, then he can directly slap Zhu Yuyan to death with a stick.
It's a pity that he is completely seriously injured now, and he can't use the Nine Heavens Stick Method at all, so he is now as if he is in a weightless space, although he can struggle at will, he can't escape the surrounding force field at all.
Faced with this completely unsolvable situation, Wukong was really completely panicked.
If this matter can't be solved by force, then this outright arranged marriage between him and Bai Qing'er will really be a matter of time and a reasonable and legal tragic fact.