On this day, the sky was crisp and refreshing.

The heavenly realm is gloomy and miserable, and it is the day to report the results at the end of the month.

The gods have been in office for a long time, and they will inevitably be passive and slack off, and they will do everything except for business every day.

At the time of the meeting, all the immortals were listless and distracted, and slipped half of them under the pretext that the immortals were in a hurry, and the remaining half were staring at each other, and no one was the first cannon fodder.

The Jade Emperor held back a yawn and tried to sit upright. Can these subordinates, who are not in tune with him, still be able to have a happy meeting? If it drags on any longer, he will paralyze the Jade Emperor.

It's all strange that the mobile game in the world is too fun, and he ate a night of chicken last night.

Seeing that the immortals didn't speak for a long time, the Jade Emperor squinted his eyes and pointed casually down: "You can talk about it first." ”

The Dragon King of the East China Sea secretly called unlucky, and stepped forward to report: "Recently, the wind and rain in the world have been smooth, there is no illness and no disaster, and the second child has been opened." ”

The Jade Emperor struggled to prop up his fast-closing eyelids and put on a serious face: "How did I hear that you dug the corner of Nezha's wall?"

"Boss, I've been wronged!" the Dragon King of the East China Sea looked innocent.

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly: "Still quibbling? Who forgot to turn off the water valve, causing the heavy rain to flood the lotus pond contracted by Nezha, and the koi fish in it jumped out of the dragon gate and became dragons? In order to cover up your dereliction of duty, you let them receive idle errands and empty salaries!"

"I ......," the dragon king muttered in a low voice, "I didn't eat chicken with you all night, and I fell asleep when it rained." ”

"Ha ......" the Jade Emperor laughed embarrassedly, "This seat remembers that you have merit in 'escorting', so I will spare you once and punish you for compensating Nezha ten times the koi, not as an example!"

Poor Dragon King of the East China Sea, every time he eats chicken, he is pitted by the Jade Emperor in various ways, and he has to keep saving him, he is so tired.

After the dragon king made the first cannon fodder, all the immortals talked nonsense.

Yue Lao and Weaver Girl opened a Taobao store together, and the buyers wore their clothes and were full of rotten peach blossoms, with bad reviews, and they are currently closed for rectification.

Erlang God used his "Eye of Truth" to open a detective agency, and was smashed by the men who left the house. Changed to open a dog training center, who knew that the roaring dog would only help, and taught other dogs to be foodies who would only commit two, who let it be a two.

The God of Wealth made a bet to lose to the God of Mold, and let the God of Mold's replace for a month, and the Temple of God of Wealth was forcibly demolished by the unlucky and bankrupt eggs, and is currently being rebuilt.

After listening to a bunch of unreliable reports, the Jade Emperor rubbed his temples vigorously, feeling a lot of pressure. I'm going to be ridiculed by the old immortal king of Hades again, and I want to die......

"Isn't there a useful immortal in our Heavenly Realm?" said the Jade Emperor angrily.

Fortunately, it didn't make him despair.

The health care products produced by Taishang Laojun are very popular with the elderly, and slimming beauty pills are also sold well among beauty lovers.

The island developed by the third prince of the dragon is among the top five resorts in the world.

Chang'e's live broadcast career is in full swing and has entered the ranks of first-line Internet celebrities.

The Jade Emperor nodded, barely getting by. Then he suddenly remembered something, and his brows furrowed again.

A few days ago, I heard that the old immortal of Hades has developed a reincarnation remodeling incubator, the specific effect is unknown, but it is said that it is very sought after by the dead ghosts, and those rich dead ghosts swarm to buy and use the right.

If the Rausch Incubator really has a miraculous effect, wouldn't the underworld have to overwhelm the heavenly realm again?

There is also the Fu Xi who is always at the bottom of the Three Realms, but he is also chasing after him, I heard that this time he also tried his best, ordering all the demons to lurk in the world, uniting several human clans, and secretly rubbing against what demons he was doing.

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor suddenly felt a headache, and hurriedly looked at the imperial assistant sitting below, with a look of anticipation: "Tai Bai Xing, how is your Immortal Cultivation Training Center doing?"

Tai Bai Xing took a sip of tea slowly, and said with a smile: "This time, I recruited ninety-nine good seedlings with good qualifications, and I appointed Guanyin as a professor, and the class will officially start in two days." ”

The Jade Emperor was taken aback: "Guanyin?"

"Yes. Tai Bai Xing smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed.

"Those little dolls, please be blessed. The Jade Emperor seemed to be in a very good mood suddenly.

"This time we will definitely cultivate a group of outstanding elites, and we must not lose to the two old bastards of Hades and Fuxi in the next Three Realms Selection Conference!"

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Mount Meru, is a fairy mountain in the heavenly realm, the strange peaks are towering, the waterfalls are flowing, the spring water is murmuring, and many rare and exotic beasts have grown.

There is no power of the government affairs peak, nor is it unfathomable of the Tianji Peak, but it is also unique, and it is a unique place to nourish the soul in the heavenly realm.

Ninety-nine new students were sent to Mount Meru on a flying boat, and a ingenious building stood majestically on the top of the mountain, which was magnificent and magnificent, attracting bursts of admiration from everyone.

This is the legendary Heavenly Realm! Wu Xiaoluo was a little stunned by the magnificent scene in front of her, her feet seemed to be stepping on the clouds, and she followed everyone down from the flying boat in a trance.

The immortal deacon in charge of the reception was already waiting here, politely saluted everyone, and introduced with a smile: "In front of you is the Bishop Xi Lou and the Dao Building, and you will come here to teach in two days." ”

"It's worthy of the realm of the fairy family, even the teaching and learning building is so majestic!" said a slender boy with a baby face on his face.

"I heard that it was Guanyin who taught us this time!" The girl standing next to Wu Xiaoluo grabbed her arm very familiarly, and her face suddenly turned red when she didn't know what she thought.

Uh, what's the situation with this shyness? Also, what are you pulling her for, are they very familiar?

Wu Xiaoluo took a step to the side, but she still didn't escape the clutches of the other party, and was pulled back again.

The girl didn't seem to see Wu Xiaoluo's embarrassed look, and continued to say to herself: "My cousin is a student of the last class, and she said that Guanyin's appearance is more than a dozen streets away from those celebrities! As he spoke, he took out his phone.

"How's it going, isn't it an epic male god?"

Candid camera...... Epic male god ......

The Guanyin in the photo does not have the kind eyebrows and kind eyes as imagined, but looks like a big brother next door, with a gentle smile, and a very ordinary white shirt is worn on him, but there is a sense of dust.

But Wu Xiaoluo was not interested in drooling at Guanyin, there are so many beautiful men in the world, and the helpless face blind patients look the same.

Taking advantage of the fact that other girls came over to look at the photos, Wu Xiaoluo finally squeezed out, relieved and couldn't help but scold: Are these here to cultivate immortals or to chase stars?

Listening to the girls chattering about the male god, the immortal in charge of the reception was very speechless, coughing lightly, the voice was not loud, but it contained spiritual power, and instantly reached everyone's ears: "I'll take you to the retreat first, please come with me." ”

The girls who were talking about beautiful men just now suddenly quieted down and didn't dare to make another move.

Xianzhi led everyone around the Wendao Tower, behind which was a huge lake, with mountains and water, and green on both sides.

Walking along the wooden plank road to the opposite bank, the repair houses with flying eaves and corners and white walls and tiles are built around the lake, revealing Zhong Lingyuxiu.

Xian Zhi took out ninety-nine identity bracelets from Qiankun's bag, handed them to everyone, and explained: "You go and find a place to live by yourself, the information you want to know is in this bracelet, and everything is taken care of." With that, he left.

Wu Xiaoluo got the bracelet and looked at it over and over. I didn't expect there to be such a high-tech thing in this celestial realm, this bracelet looks so sci-fi.

With the information on the identity bracelet, Wu Xiaoluo found a small courtyard near the lake called "Drinking the Moon".

There is a small pond in the courtyard, there is a faint arowana swimming in the pond, a pavilion is set up on the side of the pond, a cluster of green bamboo is on the wall, and the arrangement is very elegant.

Pushing open the wooden door and entering the house, she was greeted by simple and elegant furnishings, she had never liked complicated furnishings, and was very satisfied with this accommodation.

Standing by the window, the breeze blows, the bamboo shadow sways on the white wall, the lake waves outside the courtyard ripple slightly, the green mountains in the distance are like daisies, and it seems to be a Danqing painting scroll in the misty daylight.

A smoky blue bird flew in from the window, flapped its wings a few times, landed on her shoulder, and rubbed its head against her cheek very affectionately.

Wu Xiaoluo lowered her head sideways, raised her hand and flicked the bird's head: "Xiaoluan, where did you run away just now? This is the heavenly realm, not a place where you can trespass at will, be careful of being caught and roasted!"

The smoky blue bird chirped a few times, as if in answer to her question.

"What? Look at the beauty again?" This perverted bird knows how to look at beauty all day long!

Wu Xiaoluo has little interest in beauty, mainly because she is face blind. As the so-called food color, there is no color, then only food is left, she only loves food.

If it weren't for the fact that the elder brother said that the food in the heavenly realm is more delicious than the world, she wouldn't have come to cultivate any immortals!

The thought of eating her made her feel a tingling pain in her stomach, and then she remembered that she was dragged up from the bed by her brother before dawn today, and without even a word of advice, he threw her onto the flying boat that came to pick her up. After flying for a day, she still hasn't eaten, and now her stomach is already protesting strongly.

"No, I'm going to starve to death if I don't eat!"

She remembered passing by the island in the middle of the lake just now, there was a small building on it, and the plaque said "Food Pavilion", Wu Xiaoluo rushed out of the door without saying a word.

Xiaoluan was still reminiscing about the beauty she had just seen, but she almost fell off Wu Xiaoluo's shoulder without noticing, and flapped her wings a few times before she stood firm.

There is a foodie owner, and he is also very helpless!