Chapter Fifty-Six: I'm Sick
Secretly sullen for a while, but fortunately, he didn't overdo it, so he pressed the stuffiness down, and said coldly.
"Roar~!"
"What does the deity have to do with you?
Wang Hu pouted secretly, no matter what, no matter what you arrogant fool, I'm afraid I'm even more angry.
In the past two days, your more and more cold and arrogant appearance is almost written on your face, 'Come and coax me'.
Like a child.
There is no way, with such a good husband as him, it can only be said that this is simple and happy, and no one can envy him.
After thinking about it for a while, he said gently, but also a little worried.
"Roar~!"
"Bai Jun, you're still angry, you can't hide it from me, you say quickly, why is this?
Emperor Baijun finally couldn't help it, glared at him, and roared word by word.
"Roar~!"
"The deity said, the deity is not angry, didn't you hear?"
Wang Hu's eyes widened, and he was not afraid, but he said quickly as if he had found evidence.
"Roar~!"
"Look, look, aren't you just angry, Bai Jun, you can't hide it from me. ”
Emperor Baijun suddenly wanted to laugh angrily, and wanted to slap that damn face.
"Roar~!"
"Get out. ”
No more, roaring angrily.
"Roar~!"
"Look, you still say that you are not angry, Bai Jun, when you are angry, you tell me, if you don't say, how do I know? I don't know, how can I apologize to you? How can I change it? How can I not make you angry?
So Bai Jun, you can't help but admit it when you're angry, you have to tell me. ”
Wang Hu didn't realize it, and said seriously sentence by sentence.
Emperor Baijun couldn't help it at all, and slapped over.
"Roar~!"
"Shut up. ”
Wang Hu avoided his head, glanced at Dabao Xiaobao, who had already looked at him curiously, and said softly.
"Roar~!"
"Baijun, Dabao and Xiaobao are here, shall we go there and say okay?"
Emperor Baijun gritted his teeth, this bastard, today, he must teach him a good lesson.
A jump runs off into the distance.
Wang Hu's eyes were bent, and his heart was ruthless, if you don't lick it hard, you won't know who I am.
"Roar~!"
"Dabao Xiaobao, watch here obediently, wait for your father and mother to come back, you have to be obedient, you know?"
The two little ones stared at the curious eyes, did not hesitate, and nodded their little heads.
Wang Hu immediately chased after him.
After not seeing the figure, Xiaobao looked at Dabao curiously.
"Whew~!"
"What's wrong with Daddy?"
Dabao turned his head and continued to look at his phone with interest, shaking his head absently.
"Whew~!"
"I don't know. ”
"Whew~!"
"Is my mother angry again?"
Xiaobao asked puzzled.
Dabao shook his head impatiently.
"Whew~!"
"I don't know. ”
......
In fact, the place is not far from the two little ones, just a corner.
Emperor Baijun looked coldly at the arriving Wang Hu.
"Roar~!"
"Bai Jun, you say, what do you want? ”
Wang Hu said sincerely, looking ready for anything and impatient.
Emperor Baijun didn't want to say anything more, so the tiger palm called out.
"Bang~!"
"Roar~!"
"Bastard, you dare me?"
"Bai Jun, I didn't let you. ”
"Bastard, get up. ”
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For more than 20 minutes, it seemed that the earth shook and the mountains shook, and finally calmed down.
Wang Hu pressed on Di Baijun's body, not letting her turn over, and her breathing was a little short.
"Roar~!"
"Get out, get out. ”
Emperor Baijun gasped and shouted angrily.
Wang Hu didn't get up this time, and when his breathing calmed down, he looked at Emperor Baijun with a serious expression.
"Roar~!"
"Bai Jun, are you comfortable fighting?"
Emperor Baijun was slightly stunned and snorted, not wanting to pay attention to this bastard.
But the anger is not so strong, after all, I just vented hard.
Wang Hu's tone was incomparably gentle and firm.
"Roar~!"
"Bai Jun, if you are angry again in the future, you can beat me to vent, I am not afraid of being beaten, it doesn't hurt.
I don't want to see you angry, I swear, I can let you fight forever. ”
With that, get up.
Emperor Baijun was stunned, and a wave of restlessness and confusion welled up.
I subconsciously used the most familiar coping method.
"Roar~!"
"Hmph, if you dare to talk nonsense, the deity will dismantle you in pieces. ”
After saying that, he glared at him fiercely again and immediately ran away.
Seeing Hanhan's figure disappear, Wang Hu's gentle gaze disappeared in an instant, and he immediately turned his head to look around with a weak heart, and a sense of nausea and shame felt unusually fierce.
Fuck, he disgusted himself.
I really don't know, how did those licking dogs do it in the previous life?
Sure enough, he can't lick a dog, and he is completely unsuitable for this profession.
However, the effect should still be good.
Looking at Han Han like that, he was obviously shocked and overwhelmed.
It's really strange, this woman is different from the man.
He disgusted himself, and the woman could still listen and catch it peacefully, which was unimaginable.
My mind turned, and I got back to business, isn't it time to take the next step?
And what's next?
In fact, he knows very well in his heart, don't look at Hanhan, he doesn't know how much better he is than before.
Continuously revealing his arrogant nature in front of him, getting used to his praise, wanting to listen to his praise, and wanting to let himself coax her, these can see the progress of his way of licking the tiger.
But this doesn't mean that Han Han really likes and falls in love with him.
The truth is, this fool is used to it.
After all, he is the father of the child, and he has been getting along day and night for three years, and Han Han may have never seen a tiger like himself before, such a lick.
In some ways, this fool is a blank slate.
Influenced by these many reasons, she slowly got used to the existence of this bastard like him.
To a certain extent, it can be said that subconsciously regarded him as a family member, rather than true love.
The biggest question standing in their way, he had been thinking about it for many nights.
In the end, one thing was determined, and that was the fundamental conceptual problem.
It's like a person who thinks of a monkey as a family member, but doesn't fall in love with a monkey.
Why?
This is the fundamental conceptual problem.
What is the fundamental conceptual problem between him and Hanhan?
He understood Han Han very well from beginning to end, just like letting him suddenly wake up overnight and find that he had a child with a female monkey, and he would never accept love.
In Hanhan's previous life, it should have been the Tiger Clan, and there was no racial barrier between the two sides, which was much better.
So that's not the case.
So excluding everything, Wang Hu gradually set his sights on one place.
Mortal.
These two words that Han Han often said at the beginning, and the feeling of being like a fairy standing in the clouds and high above at that time left a deep impression on him.
Mundane, immortal.
Two completely different words, Wang Hu had heard a lot of stories of immortal love in his previous life.
When I was a child, I also dreamed of it, and when I grew up, I knew that what the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Tianxian matching, etc., were all some ancient men yy, shameless, and the reality was not obtained, so I wanted to get the favor of the fairy in yy.
It is impossible for immortals to be mortal, not to mention other aspects for the time being, just to say a little.
Mortals eat whole grains, and their bodies are filthy, but no matter how they take a bath, even the surface cannot be completely clean, let alone the body.
The immortal didn't, she could see the filth on the mortal body at a glance, just ask, how could she like a person whose body was full of filth?
Even among mortals, they don't like a person with a greasy and filthy face.
What's more, in the eyes of the immortals, the situation is much worse.
He is undoubtedly ordinary now, and Hanhan, she is also ordinary now.
But she is used to being high, used to being an immortal, she can't come down, you can see from the word deity.
Therefore, Wang Hu guessed that this was the fundamental conceptual problem between him and Hanhan.
Problems between immortals.
Don't be influenced by those stories and think that there is no fundamental concept between immortals.
The more Wang Hu thought about the problem, the bigger he felt, bigger than the problem between races, and the more possible it became.
But at this point, he has no choice now, he can only let him retreat from the mortal and become an immortal through cultivation.
This is not something that can be done in a short period of time, and the only thing he can do now is to continue to lick the tiger.
The concept of family continues to be profound, so profound that it can best affect the concept of the simple immortals, and finally turn it into love.
He thinks that there is still a little possibility, after all, Han Han is also a fan now.
Even if it can't be affected, it must be so profound that when he becomes an immortal, at least after breaking away from the vulgar, Hanhan can break the concept of immortals faster and generate love.
These are the core essences that he has slowly summarized in the past seven months.
Now, the second step of the way of licking the tiger, the praise is almost over, and the third step, maybe it's time to begin.
Wang Hu pondered here that it was time to start the third step.
On the other side, Emperor Baijun, who was bathing in the pool, looked a little dull, showed annoyance from time to time, and slapped the water surface angrily with the tiger's paw.
After a long time, he slowly came back to his senses, and slapped the water surface in disbelief.
This bastard knows how to piss me off.
Hmph, when I get to the Divine Body Realm, I'll definitely teach this bastard a good lesson.
Suddenly, a thought popped up uncontrollably.
This bastard doesn't know when he will reach the Divine Body Realm?
came back to his senses and quickly wrinkled his nose.
Hum.
Even if he reaches the realm of the divine body and breaks away from the mundane, this bastard is still damned, damned.
After a while, his heart calmed down a lot, and Emperor Baijun came out of the waterhole and walked home with his head held high, cold and arrogant.
(Thank you for your support, thank you, I'm not like Hanhan, I think I'll just say it, I ask for all the support.) )
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