92 Wang Qianqian borrowed questions to play, and the three gangs passed the exam
Seeing the uproar on the field, besides, the people of these two gangs were originally rivals in life, and they were all outlaws. Compared to the mountain bandits, if it weren't for the tightness of the imperial court's want, let them resist together. Otherwise, this fat and sheep fat place would not be able to accommodate this group of greedy people.
Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Wang Yiqian pretended to show twelve points of prestige and shouted: "Be quiet, if someone destroys the scene, it will be punished in accordance with Article 22 of the island." Now for the second question, I'm going to ask Miss a question. ”
Those rude men have always looked down on people with some ink, but now there is a bit of culture on this island, and he is really the only one who can spit out a few wrinkled words with a few words. It's really a down-and-out scholar who has found a place to use it, and this guy is also a scheming person.
He turned to a piece of paper and said, "Girl, listen to the question, if, if, listen." Suppose a man hits a woman there, and a woman hits a man there......"
He paused and asked, "You know the word there." ”
Lily nodded, and shook her head again.
Wang Qianqian smiled evilly and said, "Experienced, continue." ”
She couldn't understand why this person came up with such a boring and ambiguous question, and she was a little annoyed and resistant.
Wang Qianqian read it and said, "Women scold men, and men scold women." Women have sharp mouths, and men have mouthfuls. The woman was discounted by the man's right foot, the man was broken by the woman's left hand, the man killed the woman, so what should the man do. ”
"What about men, that's hard. She paced and said, "It's really difficult, it's so difficult for men!"
She saw the answer below, "If it is a man, he will surely die." ”
Playpi was there to help her answer the question, and she didn't know what she was talking about, so she immediately closed her mouth.
Wang Qianqian exclaimed, "Exactly right. ”
There was silence in the field, only the joy of playing with leather and dancing.
Wang Yiqian explained: "It is natural to kill someone, so that man deserves it. ”
"Listen to the third question. He said, rubbing his throat.
She passed another question in a daze, and was ready for the next one. He said: "As the saying goes, men chase women across mountains, and women chase men across the veil. Then Ah Wang likes a woman, he is very self-aware, he followed this proverb and went over the nine-fold mountain in a row, and then climbed the nine-fold mountain back. He thought that the woman he chased would definitely like him. But the woman threw herself into the arms of the other men, and he beat them angrily. Then he found a woman who broke into his arms, and then the woman saw her, what would she do? ”
Lily thought for a moment, "She will, she will ......." ”
Wang Qianqian said deliberately: "Don't worry, think about it, you think about the sweet appearance of the man and woman hugging each other, and appreciate it carefully." ”
He slowly leaned over and put his arm around her waist, holding his head high and continuing to guide.
Seeing that he had bad intentions, Lily took advantage of the question to play, and angrily pulled out a wooden stick and said, "The answer is to fight." ”
She hit him hard and said that it was not light, and he was hit to the ground and shouted: "Good hit, great, it's a 'hit' word for this beat, it's completely correct." ”
The people below laughed, and most of them jumped with joy and thought it was funny.
Playing with leather even praised: "It's a good job." ”
Wang Qianqian stood up numbly and said, "As the saying goes, with the way of others, you can also govern others. He hit me, and I should return the salute, yes, yes, it's completely correct, it's really still a talented woman, a talented woman, congratulations to Miss Night Lily for passing successfully. ”
She beckoned and gave a flying kiss, which caused the crowd to cheer and scream.
She went down, and Wang Qianqian said: "The second player is playing the leather gang leader boy boy." ”
Playing leather ran around the whole court and said, "Thank you, thank you for your joy." "Very famous star.
In fact, there is only one person in the audience who is happy, needless to say everyone knows.
Wang Qianqian said solemnly: "Tongnan, please listen to the question." ”
Playing with Pi Lao grabbed his clothes and turned around and said, "You know I'm smart, don't you think I didn't beat you enough!"
He pulled out a knife from his back, and Wang Qianqian said: "Little grandpa spares his life, little grandpa spares his life, you passed, you passed." ”
Wang Qianqian said to him in private: "I agreed, but can the people of those two factions obey?
"Then you should be honest, you have been poisoned by my 'incorrigible', be careful, we will all die. Then he put away the knife, crossed his waist and held his head high, waiting for his question.
Wang Yiqian stood up straight and faced everyone, "What is his father's father's name?" ”
Playing Pi thought about repeating it and said, "What's his father's father's name, isn't it just grandpa?"
He said excitedly: "Call grandpa." ”
Wang Qianqian said happily: "Facing me, shout." ”
Playing with Pi was confused for a moment and said to him: "Grandpa." ”
"Exactly. Wang Qianqian scoffed.
Only then did he know that he was going to be angry, and Wang Qianqian raised his hand to praise him in order to curb his anger, and then he concluded: "I am relieved to have such a good grandson." In the future, you must be obedient and obedient, and you are not allowed to beat your grandfather. ”
At first, he was happy to play with the skin, but the more he listened, the more wrong it became, and Wang Qianqian said without waiting for him to react: "Playing with the skin, you passed the first round and entered the next round, congratulations." ”
In this way, the skin went down in a daze, waiting for the knockout match later.
Wang Yiqian shouted: "The next one is Zhao Qiuyu, the deputy of the Macho Gang, please come to the stage and listen to the question." ”
He made a fool of himself and asked him with a wink, "What does MM mean?" ”
He understood, and replied, "mm is beautiful, beautiful girl, like the night lily." ”
Wang Qianqian said without hesitation: "It's really 'three years to see my daughter, it's a sow and a sable cicada." 'Passed. ”
...... The intellectual competition is in full swing.
Wang Qianqian summed up for a while and said: "Play with the boy of the leather gang, the night lily." The leader of the macho gang Bai Guanghui, the deputy gang leader Zhao Qiuyu, the west helm master Yang Chao, the east helm master Huang Lianghua, and the four rudder owners are all qualified. In addition, Zhao Shahua, the leader of the Kuge Gang, Song Ju, the deputy gang leader, Wang Jun, the east helmsman, Zhao Yan, the northern helmsman, and the three helmsmen also passed smoothly. The number of players entering the second round is 12, and the total number of players is 17. Among them, the Macho Gang eliminated Wei Zhong, the helmsman of South China, and the helmsman of North China was clear. In addition, Chen Jiuliang, the deputy leader of the Cool Brother Gang, Zhao Geng, the northwest helmsman, and Xiong Dawu, the central helmsman, were also eliminated. Everyone understands whether there are any, and there are still those who are not convinced. ”
Song Ju, the deputy leader of the Ku Ge Gang, was the first to stand up and said, "I'm not convinced, why didn't my second brother Chen Jiuliang enter." As the saying goes, 'Great wisdom is foolishness.' 'Is it bothering him to answer your little exam question? ”
"I don't have any benefit, it's what it is. Everyone trusted me to preside over it, otherwise I wouldn't have had a reason to bother with it. I can't be blamed for this, it's a fair election by the people. I can't answer the question, and I can't even answer the most basic question. If we become our leaders, it is not illiterate and hooligans, then our brothers should not be mixed. Wang Qianqian was about to find someone with an identity to prove his sense of existence, and this time he grasped this Song Ju from top to bottom.
When he saw that this king's poisonous tongue was too powerful, he couldn't help but get angry and said, "What do you say, be careful of Lao Tzu to get you." I just don't believe that my second brother Chen will get through, you must have accepted their money. ”
As soon as he said this, the macho gang didn't agree. Zhao Qiuxi also gossiped at Song Ju of the Macho Gang and said: "If you don't have talent, you will be lazy, I hate you cool brother gang people who go back on their word." Only by destroying them can Green Island prosper. Just as the people's hearts are united, Mount Tai moves. '”
"Third brother, our cool buddies have lost. Chen Jiuliang stepped forward and said: "I think it's over, I'm willing to accept the host's judgment, I don't want to leave a bad influence on the cool brother gang because of me." I only hope that the third brother will fight for the second brother, defeat those bears gang, and shock the power of my cool brother gang. ”
Everyone said in unison: "Defeat the Macho Gang, Xiongzhen Cool Brother Gang...... Win. ”
"Hahaha...... The people of the Cool Brother Gang finally did something backbone today. Zhao Qiuyu said funny.
Wang Qianqian also raised his face, and said with a full spirit: "If anyone else has an opinion on this competition, some will stand up, and the eyes of the masses are bright." ”
For a moment, the scene was silent. Silently.
Wang Qianqian said according to the rules of the schedule: "Okay, let's have a bullfight next, everyone will prepare for a while, and return here in three minutes." ”
The men of the macho gang had already led eight big buffaloes to tie them there, and the cool brother gang did not look weak and they got out of the crowd, and the men of the macho gang saw ten bulky heads. The old buffalo with long and pointed horns came and came this way in a mighty way. They also tied the old cows to the trees, and the cows were a little commotional. Digging the ground and digging the soil, with big eyes, two old cows actually fought in the nest, which provoked the people in the fierce gang to laugh.
Yang Chao of the Macho Gang said calmly: "The people of the Ku Ge Gang often fight in the nest, and they can't imagine that the cattle raised are also the goods of the nest fighting. Blame it, blame it. ”
The heroes who provoked the gang laughed again, and they saw that the excitement of these two bull fights was bad on the side.
A man from the Ku Ge gang stood up and saw two fighting bulls, went up and slapped them, knocking them to the ground, and the cows were not injured. Everyone was busy separating the two oxen and tying them up, which shows that this person's martial arts attainments are not ordinary.