173 The old monk was skillful and scheming, and he was robbed by a beauty on a sunny day
They were also attracted by a golden light, originally their group of people were also businessmen, and they didn't want to go to other places to sell and buy at a discounted cost. Eating and drinking are inevitable along the way, and when I see that the way home is only halfway there, there is no entanglement. I don't want to look at a scholar, with a golden look on his back. So I made a temporary decision, followed all the way, and saw that there was no one around, only a monk who relied on his feet. They didn't pay attention to it at all, so they took the opportunity to do it again. You said who attracted these robbers, it was the old monk Huanyang who pretended to do it, the purpose is to try what kind of courage and personality this destined person is.
They took out the posture of being robbers, and showed the fierce and vicious faces. The frightened Li Jingtian trembled on all fours, and pulled out the firewood knife to fight with them. He shouted and shouted, "You bandits, you are despicable and shameless to deceive me as a poor scholar in broad daylight. What are you doing here, trying to make money and kill yourself? ”
The thief, who was known as Xiao Hei, smiled and said, "You can't see it! You are still a rich man, and you must have brought a lot of money with you." If you know a little, take it out, you uncles are also thieves, spare your life. Otherwise, you don't want to leave here even half a step. Anyone who passes by here will have to suffer a little before they obediently hand over the money they bought the road. ”
Li Jingtian was not very sure that their gang was not terrible, but they were also people on this road, and they were really people who could not pretend to be like them: "Ah! It turns out that you are really robbers." ”
Another rich man with a big square face asked rhetorically, "Don't you think we look like us?"
He said timidly: "Like, too similar." But you're looking for me to buy road money, you're really looking for the wrong person. I was penniless, and I relied on this firewood knife in my hand to avoid being forced to survive. All the way, I was collecting firewood and walking at the same time, which saved my life. The whole body was covered with the Four Books and the Five Classics, and there was nothing else. ”
He slowly got up, only to find that the pain in his right hand bone was unbearable. Seeing that this group of people didn't believe his words, they still approached step by step, which made Li Qingtian have the idea of escaping. But he thought to himself, "If you know it like this, then what will the old monk not far away do? Now it's really working so quickly, so it's a dilemma for him. ”
Those strong people obviously saw the golden light in his books, and now his sophistry clearly meant not to give. I couldn't help but say angrily: "Then quickly hand over the gold in the bookbasket." ”
He was forced to be helpless, so he could only pretend to agree, and pretend to dig out the gold with his hands. He crouched down and picked up a stone with his right hand, but his right hand could not pick it up, so he picked up a stone with his left hand and threw it back, and ran away, and the tall man had the stone on his face, and the blood ran down his left side of his face. He cried out in pain: "Oh, the little rabbit cub beats Lao Tzu." Hurry up and kill him, and the scholar returns to the monk.
He dropped Shulou, and then wanted to carry the old monk. The old monk held him down, and even though he was so powerful, he couldn't move his body. Suddenly, he said in surprise: "Master, don't sit in meditation, save me, the robbers over there are chasing you." ”
The old monk was not in a hurry, and some said to him: "Take out your left hand and take a look." ”
Li Qingtian thought that he was going to do something with himself, and he didn't want the old monk to look like him: "Well, yes, it's really you." ”
"What, what do you mean, Master. Those robbers are coming to kill us, what should we do?" asked Li Qingtian eagerly.
"Kill, let him kill. The old monk said to him, "It is their fault that he killed you, and it is not your fault." And it's your fault that you killed them, even if you have a very reasonable explanation, that's your fault. All sentient beings are Dharmakaya, and only if we don't do wrong things and can prevent them from doing wrong things, that is the greatest merit. Amitabha. ”
"Oh my god, old monk, your head is in the water. Li Qingtian was impatient to flee by himself, not wanting the monk to let him go alone, which would greatly help the reason for abuse, and hurriedly said: "Look, I have nothing on me, that Shulu is still with the old monk, if you want money, ask him to get it." ”
"Wow! You are so unreasonable, you still expect you to save the world, I can't imagine that you are such a person? Where have you read these ten thousand volumes of poetry, and who is your old gentleman!" The old monk was originally weak in his legs and feet, but when he saw that he was directing the fire to himself like this, he said angrily: "Even if you don't look like a scholar, you are not as good as me to become a monk together, you can also learn martial arts, like the thirteen sticks to save the Tang King, you are not afraid of robbers." ”
The scholar heard the shouts of those people and said, "Don't run away, where to flee, kill him." ”
He said in a panic: "What do you do if you don't study, everything is inferior, only reading is high." The words of the ancestors are all like this, who still persuades people to become monks. ”
"Haven't you heard of the benefactor, three hundred and sixty lines, have you been the champion of the line? I see that you are related to my Buddha, so I persuaded you to enter my Buddha's door. The old monk persuaded him and said.
Li Qingtian had already had the idea of leaving, no matter whether he lived or died, he couldn't help but say: "You monk is about crazy, I will ignore you." ”
He ran forward, and at some point Shuran hung behind his back. But thirty meters away, three people with big knives jumped out next to the person. They stopped Li Qingtian and said, "Bai Baisheng, where are you going." ”
He ran back again, and they followed. The scholar came to the monk's face and knelt down and said, "Master, you can save me this time, and I will also make a great career and contribute to the country." ”
"Hah
The monk pretended to be blind again, ignoring Li Qingtian and said: "Your eyes can be opened and closed, but I just can't see what you look like, what those strong men look like, you understand the mind and occlude, Amitabha." ”
The tall man pointed an iron rod at the old man and the young man and said, "Big brother, we still have a lot of business to do, so let's kill them." ”
They forced over step by step, and Li Qingtian quickly stood up and ran to the monk's back to escape with him. The bandits snatched the books and found, as the woodcutter had said, nothing but a few broken books. How could the robbers give up and rush ahead of him? The old monk said coldly behind his back: "A few robbers are scared like this, put me down for us to meet in Shaolin Temple." ”
As soon as Li Qingtian's body sank, he fell, but the old monk's face still did not change, and he sat there as always. He suddenly felt that the old monk was not simple, and couldn't help laughing, he thought that the monk was a strong martial artist, he stuck out his tongue and beckoned to them: "Come on!
Those few strongmen were originally just trying to make money, and they didn't want him to be provoked by such a provocation, so they raised their big knives and slashed at the monk first. After a few knives, the monk had long since disappeared, which made those robbers stunned and Li Qingtian even more surprised.
The bandit with a square face and big ears said in horror: "Boss, that monk will not be an immortal, or will he become an immortal and ascend to heaven." ”
The big boss Xiao Hei also said: "Why is this monk so dignified gone, it can't be a ghost." ”
"I'm a ghost. Li Qingtian pretended to be pretentious, and at this time scared those robbers away.
They scrambled to the front, while Li Qingtian knelt down and cried. With a sad face, he grabbed a few handfuls of soil, buried the old monk simply with yellow leaves and withered leaves, knelt down and kowtowed a few times and said: "Immortal monk, I have already helped you with your funeral, please bless me to go to the capital to take the exam for the gold list nomination instead of being a monk." Being a monk is not my ideal. One can't eat meat, two can't drink alcohol, three can't marry a wife or concubine, etc., I'm my family's three generations after the single lineage, I went to become a monk, so isn't the Li family the end? No, no, no, no, so it's not okay to be a monk. Fourth, the monk recites scriptures that I don't understand every day, so that my talent is buried, and my ambition cannot be realized. Besides, I'm not a martial artist, and although I have all the strength in my body, I can't use it to do hard work. ”
"Hahaha. There was a burst of laughter, and he looked up to see that they were back again.
The tall bandits don't believe in evil, and they have long heard that there is a saying in the rivers and lakes: "Look at the monk's face this time, we don't want your life, as long as everyone knows everything." ”
He turned around and fled to the back, and from behind he also jumped out Xiao Hei and the big-faced square-headed person: "Where is the little white face to escape." ”
He fled to the right again, and one with a big knife said, "You can't run over here." ”
He turned his head back and saw someone behind him. He was firmly surrounded in the middle, and the tall thief said, "Brothers, come on." ”
Li Qingtian was draped in the ground motionless and let them fiddle with it, after a while, he didn't have any injuries, but his things were looted by the laundry, his shirt was gone, he was shirtless, and the pants below were as thin as paper charcoal. Needless to say, he couldn't see anyone with his face covered, and he walked away lamely.
He was a well-mannered man, and he was a foolish scholar, and his shy personality disgraced him. He thought that this was the greatest shame in his life, and he saw seven colorful tea girls dodging in front of him.
He took refuge in this remote place, and the seven tea pickers came over talking and laughing. But after a while, another girl was still a little uncomfortable in her stomach, so she found a place to hide and make it easier. She asked the sisters to help her carry the bamboo basket, and the sisters talked about it, and the tea leaves she picked were big and tender, and they all praised her for being good. She walked towards Li Qingtian, and Li Qingtian saw her getting closer and closer, and guessed that she was here for convenience.
He cocked his ass and hid to the side, but there were many white flowers on his ass, which gave the girl the illusion. When she saw that the white thing had stopped for a while, she couldn't help but say, "What a fat rabbit!"
The woman walked with gentle steps, and he saw her beautiful appearance and light steps in the grass, which made him cry and laugh this time, and he stood up like this, and the girl was frightened at first, and secondly, she would think that she was a big pervert, and she was a loser to her status as a scholar. He still wants to go with thirty-six plans, and it is better not to let her see it.
So, he cocked his buttocks and crawled with his feet and hands, and the girl walked a few steps quickly: "Little white rabbit, you still run, I won't hurt you." ”
He trotted and looked at the direction of the separation in the grass, less than twenty meters Li Qingtian found that there was no way to escape, and he saw that there was a hanging edge in front of him. He thought, "This time it's either you dead or I'm dead, I'm sorry, Amitabha, Amitabha." Good, good, sin, sin. ”
She slowly approached and thought, "The front is hanging, little white rabbit, you can't run this time, I won't hurt you." ”
She whispered: "My little cutie, don't think about it, my sister loves you." It's just that I want to hug you and have fun, bring you back to my warm family, and let you feel what warmth is. ”
These words made Li Qingtian's face flush, and just when he was motionless, he saw that there was an abyss in front of him. The woman pounced on her, as fierce as a hungry tiger pounced.