Chapter 3: Diarrhea
Boom!
Suddenly, the wooden sword retracted its previous beam and returned to normal.
Xu Zimu was shocked, feeling that he was connected with the wooden sword, and he was overjoyed.
Because just looking at the movement just now, it is clear that it is a fairy sword!
Sou!
A figure suddenly burst out of the village, seeing the appearance of the scene, coupled with the movement just now, Xiyue had already vaguely guessed something.
But she still didn't want to believe it and asked, "Just now you tricked Ah Man into using the sword contract on you?"
Xu Zimu's eyes widened suddenly, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't lie to her, it was she who told me that after I confessed the wooden sword to the master, you wouldn't kill me, and I would be a member of your village." ”
After hearing this, Xi Yue trembled with anger, her fists were clenched extremely pale, her eyes became red, and a monstrous murderous aura was directly emanated, and she gritted her teeth and said:
"Not only will we not kill you, but also the people of this village, I didn't expect you to be so vicious, who sent you!"
"Ahh
Xu Zimu was suddenly confused.
Could it be that this wooden sword has other functions?
This time I was really miserable by this girl,
Xu Zimu had no choice but to say to Xiyue: "It's a big deal that you gave me the wooden sword, can't I not do it?"
Bang!
Suddenly, Xiyue kicked Xu Zimu in the stomach.
A muffled sound came, the fallen leaves flew, Xu Zimu was bounced back by the tree, and a mouthful of blood spit directly on the ground.
"Do you know what a sword contract is, and you can say such a thing, if you can solve it, you think your fate will be so simple!"
Xiyue had been trying to restrain the anger surging in her heart, but every time she saw Ah Man who was unconscious on the side, her anger would skyrocket.
"If it weren't for the soul of the sword and the loyalty of one person in this life, I would let you taste the pain of flesh cutting, bone carving, cramps and soul refining. ”
Hearing this, Xu Zimu suddenly understood what Ah Man had just used, and asked anxiously:
"Really, is there no way to untie it?"
Xiyue didn't answer, glanced at him, turned around and hugged Ah Man, and Xu said: "Heal well in the past few days, and prepare to marry Ah Man in a few days!"
What the!
Xu Zimu opened his mouth and didn't refuse, if he refused, he would really be a guy who was inferior to beasts.
Because the secret method that Aman used just now should be integrated with the sword soul, and he has recognized the wooden sword as the master, which is equivalent to signing a master-servant contract with Aman.
That kind of thing that a sign is a lifetime thing!
This is different from getting married, after all, you can divorce if you get married, but once you sign this contract, everything in Aman's hands is equivalent to being in your own hands, and there is no sovereignty at all.
If Ah Man were an adult, Xu Zimu would not be so sad at all, but she is still a child!
She can be ignorant, how can she be ignorant with her!
Click!
A thunderbolt flashed, and then the heavy rain poured down, Xu Zimu was tired and kept sobbing······
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Three months later.
Xu Zimu is holding a wooden sword, slashing again and again, stabbing again and again, and sharpening again and again!
As long as his posture is not standard, Xiyue on the side will whip it over.
It's boring and tiring!
In fact, Xu Zimu recovered as early as a week after signing the contract, and was forced by Xiyue to practice swords.
At the beginning, Xu Zimu felt guilty about Ah Man, and practiced desperately, not shouting tired or bitter.
But he knew that Ah Man deliberately signed with himself in order to be able to go out to practice like Xiyue.
And that contract is completely different from what I imagined, there is no master and servant at all, and now I know that the only function is to increase the sense of the sword.
What's even more infuriating is that the wooden sword in his hand is not the fairy sword he imagined at all, and he can't even call it a sword at all.
This wooden sword was carved out by Aman's little girl to play with, and it was almost no different from an ordinary wooden sword.
Xu Zimu had a feeling that he could crush it as soon as he held it.
After this, Xiyue's attitude towards Xu Zimu has changed a lot, and her requirements for Xu Zimu are not so strict.
When Xu Zimu finished chopping, he said: "No, I have diarrhea, I want to go to the toilet!"
Xiyue snorted coldly, didn't even look at him, and left directly.
After coming for more than half an hour, Xu Zimu rubbed his stomach and came out of the toilet, and he didn't know what had happened recently, he always had diarrhea.
Maybe it has something to do with the weather!
Xu Zimu didn't think about it, and when he came back, Ah Man brought a cup of hot water and said, "Why Brother Zimu has diarrhea again, come and drink a cup of hot water!"
Xu Zimu was suddenly extremely moved, this is why Xu Zimu couldn't hate Ah Man at all after he knew it, and when he saw her, he didn't have any complaints in his heart in an instant.
"Aman, how can you do this kind of work, let her do this kind of work in the future, or what do you want her to do, come and pinch the shoulders of Young Master Ben. ”
After Xu Zimu took it, he rubbed Aman's head, pointed at Lu Yin and said.
Lu Yin hated her teeth on the side, she didn't understand that this girl fell in love with him, and she had to marry him.
However, thinking of Xiyue's terrifying strength, he had no choice but to endure his anger.
Ah Man nodded, looked at Xu Zimu with bright eyes, and said softly: "These are all voluntary by Ah Man, because Ah Man wants to learn how to take care of Brother Zimu." By the way, my mother-in-law should come back today, and then we can get married. ”
Xu Zimu was very moved in his heart, nodded lightly, and lay on the rocking chair and asked Lu Yin to give him a good pinch.
At this time, Lu Yin especially wanted to pinch him to death directly, but she was the one who wanted Xu Zimu to live the most among these people.
If so, if he made some small moves to Xu Zimu, Xiyue's maintenance of the guy, Lu Yin still remembers it vividly.
I had no choice but to pinch Xu Zimu's shoulder while grinding my teeth.
This is also the only benefit Xu Zimu received after signing a contract with Aman.
How long has it been here, Xu Zimu also has a general understanding of this village, and he can't even call it a village.
For it was just a few dilapidated cabins, and the surrounding area was desolate, and there was nothing but weeds and the remains of some dwellings.
According to Aman, there are only three people left in this village: she, Xiyue and her mother-in-law.
What made Xu Zimu curious was that Xiyue's cultivation couldn't be detected with the Book of Heaven, and this was the first time Xu Zimu had encountered this situation.
This is also one of the reasons why he did not dare to resist Xiyue's orders.
Xu Zimu's strict training by Xiyue was not without any effect, not only did he break through the foundation building level and make his foundation very strong, but also his understanding of the sword had a significant improvement.
The way of practicing swordsmanship, first from simple to complex, and then from complex to simple, Xu Zimu has just started to start, with the assistance of Tianshu on the side, Xiyue is quite satisfied with his performance, and also listened to the grievances between him and Lu Yin.
After all, Xu Zimu is about to become her little master, so he naturally doesn't want him to suffer any grievances, so he has Lu Yin's status today.
Xu Zimu was enjoying Lu Yin's massage and Ah Man was full of anticipation with a hint of yearning for the outside, but this scene was a little out of place with the surrounding scenery.
If this place is replaced by a beach, it will be a bit like the luxurious life that Xu Zimu wants to live on earth.
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When night fell, the breeze was gentle, and Xu Zimu was cultivating in the room, because this place was full of spiritual energy, so that Xu Zimu made rapid progress every day, and given a few more months, Xu Zimu had the confidence to break through to the Jindan stage.
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door, and Xu Zimu had no choice but to stop his cultivation and get up to open the door.
"Brother Zimu, my mother-in-law is back, let's hurry up and let her marry us!"
After Ah Man finished speaking, he was going to pull him in front of him, looking impatient.
"Huh?" Xu Zimulu was a little afraid, is this quite a parent?
Thinking of meeting his parents, Xu Zimu couldn't help but resist in his heart.
"Brother Zimu, don't worry, my mother-in-law is very good, she will definitely agree to our marriage and will not forcibly terminate our contract. ”
Seeing Xu Zimu like this, Ah Man comforted.
Xu Zimu originally saw Aman's appearance, and wanted to think about whether to slip away by himself, after all, Aman has not grown up yet, and it will be too late to regret it once he decides to marry in the future.
However, when I heard Ah Man say that her mother-in-law could forcibly terminate the contract, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she asked:
"You said that if your mother-in-law is not satisfied, she will terminate our contract?"
"No, no, my mother-in-law is not so feudal. ”
Xu Zimu saw that Ah Man was trying his best to cover it up, and began to think a little in his heart, and suddenly had an idea, and said, "You wait first, such a major matter, I'll clean it up!"
Ah Man saw that Xu Zimu agreed, and a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes.
As soon as he entered the door, Xu Zimu smiled proudly, see his parents!
After about half an hour, Xu Zimu slowly came out of the room, looking extremely stroking, pinching his orchid fingers, pressing them to his throat, and said, "Let's go, barbaric!"
When Ah Man saw Xu Zimu doing this, he immediately glared at him and said, "Brother Zimu, are all the men outside like this? I still like the way you just looked." ”
Xu Zimu was stunned for a moment, and then explained: "You don't know that outside, marriage is a very grand ceremony, when you get married, do you have to dress up carefully!"
Aman nodded!
"So, I also have to dress up carefully, otherwise if your mother-in-law is dissatisfied with me at that time, won't our marriage be yellow?" Xu Zimu continued.
When Ah Man heard this, he hugged Xu Zimu excitedly and said, "Thank you, Brother Zimu! I didn't expect Brother Zimu to really want to marry me, I shouldn't put laxatives in your food, Brother Zimu forgive me." ”
When Xu Zimu heard it, it turned out that the culprit of his diarrhea in the past few days turned out to be her.
I was about to get angry, but when I saw her pitiful face, my anger immediately dissipated, and she said, "Why are you laxatives on me?"
"This is what Sister Xiyue told me before, if you want the person you like to like you too, you have to be good to him, give him good food, and take care of him more······!