Chapter 22: The World's Passers-by

Ye Xinsheng: "Don't get me wrong, there are no higher chairs here, you can also see, the chairs here are all occupied."

Bragging don't I see so much bamboo on the top of the mountain? And don't you have any chairs in your other thatched huts? Also, with your ability to fill in the holes, can't you just make a taller chair? Don't think I can't see that this little stool is new, and it was specially prepared for me.

Lu Jisheng: "Heart Sage! Your lies seem to be too unscrupulous, you see that other people's little children don't believe it at all!"

Ye Xinsheng: "Oh! Lying is really not what I'm good at, no way, no matter how I say it, I have to give him a step down! Otherwise, we will have the reputation of bullying little children."

Seeing me sitting on the small stool with a pouting face, obviously everyone knew that I had seen through Ye Xinsheng's lies. I admired him so much before, but I didn't expect him to bully the weak like this. Wait, I will promote it to you when I have the opportunity in the future, and see how good your reputation can be. At this moment, as the king of the pit, I don't know if I have dug a hole for myself again? Anyway, at this time, I haven't thought about the question of who has more propaganda power between me and them.

Ye Xinsheng: "Ahem... Everyone be serious, Ye Xian, let me ask you, where are you from?"

Me: "Earth".

I replied a little weakly, looking down at the floor, but unfortunately there were no ants on the ground, otherwise I would have counted them to you.

Long Wusheng: "Give me something serious."

Me: "Oh, I'm from the solar system or the Milky Way."

Saints: "............".

Mei Jiansheng: "You don't have to answer so widely, you can probably do it."

Me: "Oh, I'm from No. 66 Village."

Saints: "............".

Ye Xinsheng: "Forget it, let's change his chair!"

That's right! I did it on purpose, what can you do! I don't believe you saints come to bite me! I don't believe you can be as rough as a street thug with me as a little. How's it going? It's not like you're going to change my chair obediently.

But if you think they're changing chairs to take your stool away and give you a new one? I saw Ye Xinsheng's right hand wave at my stool, and the stool under my seat actually began to grow, and finally grew into a seat exactly like theirs.

If I had learned this hand, I would not have been afraid of going hungry in the future, and at least I would be able to sell chairs and live. You can say whatever style you want, and it will be made for you with a wave of your hand.

Ye Xinsheng: "Okay, it's okay! Talk about your original country, it's best to tell you everything you know about history, geography and biology."

Ye Xinsheng saw that I was no longer pouting, so he opened his mouth and said to me. However, as soon as he finished speaking, I almost wanted to go back to Earth and tell you some misconceptions. Who said that if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to go all over the world? Isn't this a trick for me? Do I want to tell them about the history of pi now? Where is the geographical location of their hometown where the discoverers of the various laws of physics are? Or do you want to tell what kind of organism the periodic table belongs to?

Me: "Ahem, that's the background of the old man's story."

Of course, I didn't dare to say that about pi, the laws of physics, and the periodic table, otherwise I might really be beaten out of my head, so I had to prepare for a long speech in advance.

Ye Xinsheng: "It's okay, I specially prepared a high-grade nutritional pill and health liquid for you, even if you talk about it for ten years, it's no problem."

Ye Xinsheng smiled and took out a small cloth bag, and then raised the cloth bag in his hand and said to me.

Me: "What's this"?

Ye Xinsheng: "Storage bag, for stuffing things inside, if your story is exciting enough, this storage bag belongs to you."

Ye Xinsheng showed a handsome smile and looked straight at my eyes. Don't get me wrong, my eyes are on the storage bag? This is a legendary thing! I heard that it can hold a big mountain! There really is such a treasure, no wonder their weapons are conjured out and turned back, I thought their weapons were Monkey King's golden hoop stick! It can be made bigger and smaller, but I didn't expect there to be a storage bag!

Me: "I said, I said, I will give it all, promise not to cut corners, and you can rest assured that my history, geography and biology have at least passed, not too bad".

Saints: "............".

Vice Dean: "I remember that the passing score is not very good in the Creation God Realm, right?"

Me: "yes, but it's not too bad, right?"

Saints: "............".

Me: "Okay, don't bother me yet, I'll think about it first, and then I'll tell you about the creation god realm that you yearn for."

The saints thought to themselves: It's over, it's really a person who has just passed, and history is still brewing.

Me: "The country I was originally in, it is a glorious history of 5,000 years, it is the oldest country in the world, although there are other ancient countries that can be compared with her, but the other three ancient countries have long been broken, but my country has never broken off the inheritance for 5,000 years.

This is because my country has always been based on the basic concept of putting people first. Everything is carrying the spirit of peace, inheriting the etiquette and culture, establishing a heart for heaven and earth, establishing a life for all peoples, continuing to learn for the saints, and opening a peaceful ...... for all generations".

So, next, I will give a general account of the glorious history of China for 5,000 years with my incorruptible tongue, and by the way, I will also tell some stories in history. From Pangu to open the world, to Nuwa to create people to make up the sky, and then to the three emperors and five emperors to the inheritance to Yaoshun and the two uncrowned kings. Then Dayu ruled the water, inherited the imperial era, Xia, Shang and Zhou, Spring and Autumn Warring States, Qin, Han Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms, the Northern and Southern Jin Dynasties all the way to the Republic of China and the establishment of today's China.

In short, from the age of mythology to the primitive age to the age of slaves, then to the feudal age and the semi-feudal and semi-capitalist age, and then to the final socialist age and the future era of Datongism. Alas, if there were no nutritional pills and health liquids, it would be more appropriate to make a large table of wine and food, but unfortunately they have to make a scene like an interrogation, which is a bit of a bad scenery!

Long Wusheng: "Okay, your history deserves to be a passing grade, so let's talk about geography."

Just when I was still about to continue to talk about other glorious deeds of the great country, I was interrupted by Long Wusheng, which made me seriously dissatisfied. But the situation is stronger than people! People have to bow their heads under the roof! I bear with it, and let each of you memorize all the history books from the nine-year compulsory education to me in the future, who is the passing grade?

Me: "Ahem! My country is not bad in terms of geography, first of all, my country is one of the top five in the world in terms of land area."

Vice Dean: "Is it ranked fourth?"

Me: "Honorable Vice President, in fact, the third and fourth have always been disputed, our country is a peaceful country, and some land belongs to the neighboring countries in common, not included in the overall area, and our country is actually relatively modest, when the land was surveyed, science and technology were not so developed!

But I definitely dare to conclude the top four, to know how much my country has suffered, and I am still qualified to lead the world trend. After all, our country is not only rich in land and resources, but also has a large number of talents! And ......."

Ye Xinsheng: "Geography, geography, we're talking about geography now, don't go off-topic, okay?"

Me: "Okay, our country has 23 provinces, 5 autonomous regions, 4 municipalities directly under the central government, and 2 special administrative regions, for a total of 34 provinces. There is also the world's highest peak, Mount Everest. The second highest peak, Chogori Peak. The fourth highest peak, Lhotse. The fifth peak, Karui Peak, is one of the top five peaks in our country.

There are also two of the top five rivers in China, the Yangtze River, which ranks third, and the Yellow River, which ranks fourth. My country has three mountains and five mountains, and the three mountains include Yellow Mountain, Lushan Mountain, and Yandang Mountain. The five mountains are Mount Tai in the east, Mount Hua in the west, Mount Heng in the south, Mount Heng in the north, and Mount Song in the middle.

There are also Fuxian Bodhisattva Dojo Emei Mountain, Manjushri Bodhisattva Dojo Wutai Mountain, Guanyin Bodhisattva Dojo Putuo Mountain, Jizo King Bodhisattva Dojo Jiuhua Mountain, Maitreya Buddha Dojo Xuedou Mountain, Five Hundred Arhat Dojo Tiantai Mountain, Tianguan Maitreya Bodhisattva Dojo Fanjing Mountain, Jiaye Venerable Dojo Jizu Mountain.

There are many immortal mountains Kunlun Mountain, Wudang Mountain, Zhongnan Mountain, Qingcheng Mountain, Longhu Mountain, Maoshan (Juqu Mountain), Jingfu Mountain, Wangwu Mountain, Gesoap Mountain, Qiyun Mountain, Kongtong Mountain, Wuyi Mountain, Sanqing Mountain, Laojun Mountain, Heming Mountain, Luofu Mountain, Huotong Mountain, Laoshan Mountain, Lishan Mountain, Mianshan Mountain, Qianshan and many other immortal mountains!

There are mountains, of course, there are also water, Poyang Lake, Dongting Lake, Taihu Lake, Hongze Lake, Chaohu Lake is called the Five Lakes, as well as Wuhan East Lake, Hangzhou West Lake, Jiaxing South Lake, Yangzhou Slender West Lake, Shanghai Dianshan Lake, Nanjing Xuanwu Lake, Zhejiang Qiandao Lake, Shandong Qingyun Lake ......".

Long Wusheng: "Stop! What I want to tell you first is that you are already a passerby in that world, and you must know how to look forward." When we introduce you to the geography of the Creation Divine Realm, we don't make you fall into memory, you know"?

Me: "Oh, I see, I'm done."

Ye Xinsheng: "Martial Saint! Actually, people just introduced geography! It's just that they didn't introduce the direction! Why are you so anxious?"

Mei Jiansheng: "Indeed, he can remember these names, which is already very good, after all, he is still young, and he has not cultivated before, so his memory is definitely not so good."

Me: "Cultivation has to do with memory"?

Vice Dean: "Of course it's related, as the old saying goes, Wu Ti Wen realm, Wen helps martial arts practice." Cultivating literature and martial arts is the true broad road to the pinnacle of life cultivation, and only when civil and military practice are synchronized can it be possible to reach the ......".

As a result, the vice president hadn't finished speaking! At this time, he was interrupted by the helpless Ye Xinsheng.