Chapter 9 Going down is equal to making tolerances

Fortunately, I didn't meet those gossiping neighbors when I went upstairs today, otherwise I would have been asked to open the door with this face, and if I met a person who did something bad and called the police directly, it would be a lot of fun.

Yin Xiaoran changed into slippers, found a pair of spare slippers and handed them to Yifan by the way, and said: "I don't have men's slippers here, you can make do with them first, and then buy them tomorrow, say okay first, you will pay for it!"

The size 42 foot is stuffed in the size 37 shoes, which is a typical small shoe, but Yin Xiaoran also deliberately said: "Yes, it's quite suitable." ”

"Not bad. Yifan actually nodded.

Yin Xiaoran suddenly lost her voice, she once again affirmed that the attribute of this half-hung immortal is absolutely natural black, and she can even keep her expression unchanged when she talks nonsense with her eyes open.

The letter pointed to the couch for Yifan to sit down, and she herself sat down across from him.

"Now, half-, since we are going to live together for the time being, there are some things that must be clarified first, so as not to cause trouble later. Yin Xiaoran put on an extremely serious expression.

"Well, you say. Yifan didn't bother to correct her bad taste for not calling her by her first name.

"You see the house, two bedrooms and one living room, so you can occupy a bedroom, but that room used to be used to put sundries, so you have to buy the furniture and beds yourself, and it's your business to clean up the room, I'm busy, so I can't help you." ”

After seeing Yifan nodding, she continued: "Because there are two of us living now, the rent, water, electricity, and food expenses must be shared, half of one person, there is no washing machine in my house, and the clothes must be washed by hand, if you feel troublesome, you can buy a washing machine, of course, you have to pay for it yourself." ”

"What else?"

"Since we are now living together as men and women, in order to avoid some unnecessary trouble, I will formulate a code of living together, detailing the matters that should be paid attention to by each other, of course, you can raise any objections, but the final interpretation belongs to me. ”

Here, Yin Xiaoran played a cautious eye, what is the final interpretation right, that is, she will have the final say at that time, she is deliberately bullying Yi Fan, the God of Wealth, who is not familiar with things in the mortal world.

Yifan nodded very simply and said, "Okay, then I'll go clean up the room now." ”

When Yifan walked into the bedroom where the miscellaneous things were placed, Yin Xiaoran began to beat his chest and regret it, pit your father, I knew that this guy was so easy to talk to, she should have put forward some more stringent conditions, such as letting him pay the room fee in full or something, anyway, he said that he wanted to marry himself, marry a Han and marry a Han, dress and eat, and he should be a big head.

I don't know how Yifan got it, but it didn't take long for him to walk out and say to Yin Xiaoran: "Pack it up, where do you put those things?"

"It's cleaned up?" "Isn't it?" No one knows better than her how dirty and messy the room is, because she thinks that no one lives anyway, so all the things there are piled up in a mess, Li Xiaoxiao has complained more than once that the room is no different from the garbage heap, and even she resolutely refuses to go in if she doesn't have to.

Suspicious, she got up and walked into the bedroom, and she immediately froze.

God, earth, is such a clean and bright room really her original garbage heap?

I saw that all the things were stacked neatly on the side, and the position of the bed was vacant, and the most outrageous thing was that not only the ground, but also the windowsill was clean, you must know that since she moved in, she has not cleaned this room for at least more than a year.

"This ...... Didn't you say that you can only use the immortal method once a day?" her first thought was that Yi Fan must have used the immortal method, and such a result was definitely not something that could be done by manpower.

"That's right, you don't need an immortal method to sort these out, just a few formulas. After speaking, I saw that Yifan had words in his mouth, and his finger pointed to the sundries, and the sundries were like long legs, consciously gathered together, and they were neatly piled up.

Yin Xiaoran felt that her jaw was about to fall, and she was stunned for at least five seconds, before she said in a tangled voice: "Isn't this an immortal law?"

Yi Fan shook his head, "These are just ordinary Dao techniques, not immortal methods, and complex Dao techniques like helping you completely change your appearance belong to immortal methods." ”

Yin Xiaoran's eyes suddenly lit up, and she said eagerly: "Daoshu? That means you can turn stones into gold?" Isn't it all played like this on TV? People with strong Taoist skills can turn stones into gold, and she seems to have seen a room full of gold.

Unexpectedly, Yi Fan directly vetoed: "That belongs to the immortal law, and it is still a high-level, I can't do it with my current ability." ”

Yin Xiaoran rolled her eyes at the sky, and sure enough, she was still a half-ass! waved at him weakly, and said, "These things are useless, put them at the door, and when you pick up the rags to collect them, you can sell them for some money." After speaking, he touched his chin and looked at Yifan, "You have almost nothing now, it seems that you have to go to a big purchase, but you can only use the immortal method to make money tomorrow, you have to stick to the sofa for one night, and then go buy a bed tomorrow." ”

Yifan suddenly took out a card from the inner pocket of his suit and handed it to Yin Xiaoran, saying, "I don't have any money now, is this okay?"

As soon as Yin Xiaoran saw it, her eyelids began to jump non-stop, Nima, you have a gold card and say that you have no money, no wonder many people don't believe in immortals now, this is typical of the immortals deceiving her, a mortal!

"You obviously have money but you still say you don't have money! You are still a fairy! Liar!" Yin Xiaoran glared at Yifan angrily, is it fun to play her?

Yifan said apologetically: "I'm sorry, when you asked me, I thought you were talking about cash, I really have no cash on me, this card was given by the Jade Emperor when he went down to earth, and he said that he could replace money when he had no money, and I wouldn't use it, so I took it out." ”

"What the Jade Emperor gave?" Yin Xiaoran took the gold card cautiously and almost worshipped, I'll go! There must be fairy energy on it, it's okay to dip it!

"Well, Yue Lao said that I am out of tolerance, so all expenses will be reimbursed by Heavenly Court. ”

Yin Xiaoran's forehead slid down a few thick black lines, pit your father, she has lived for more than 20 years, and she only knows that the immortals are out of tolerance today, and they will be reimbursed in full.

However, it is said that civil servants are well treated, if you look at the heavenly court, is there a unit in the world where the leader of the civil servant will give you a gold card when he is on a business trip?

With an indifferent face, she said to Yifan: "Forget it this time, if you lie to me again next time, be careful for me!"

Yifan hurriedly nodded and said, "Don't worry, it won't." ”

Just when Yin Xiaoran was touching and looking at the gold card, the corners of Yifan's mouth gently pulled an arc, and the light in his eyes flashed.