Chapter 53: Let me sell my body first
The song "Pure Heart Pushan Mantra" made King Qingping feel extremely comfortable, so he readily agreed to Yue Izumo's request. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info but it seems that a wooden card can't express his happiness, so King Qingping naturally left Yue Izumo in the mansion for lunch, and then let Yue Izumo leave. It's just that King Qingping, who ate this meal, was a little skeptical about life, or began to doubt and exclaim, because he was very curious if the people in the rivers and lakes were all as virtuous as Yue Izuyun.
Prostitution...... Who would have thought that as a violinist who is about to become famous in the capital and even the whole world, he would sell his body without saying a word, and even do anything to sell his body!
King Qingping couldn't figure it out, and he wouldn't forget the lines of words left on the wooden plaque by the beautiful pen of the moonrise cloud.
Prostitution
Ability: Eat
Specialty: Eat five bowls
Notes: Hungry after eating
Selling price: Hardware
King Qingping bluntly said that if it was really written on the brand, then it would be impossible for Yue Izumo to sell himself, so King Qingping could only think that it was Yue Izumo's whim or idle egg pain, otherwise how could he do such a strange thing.
Strange people, strange rivers and lakes, King Qingping sighed.
And Yue Chuyun, who came out of the Qingping Palace, didn't seem to care about the complaints of the Qingping King, and walked towards the largest market in the capital with the sign. No, the market of this era should be called Yi Shi, and the largest Yi Market in the capital has an extremely loud name.
Wanda Easy City!
"Can I say that it is worthy of a good name, such a loud name and such forward-looking thinking, can I say that the person who named this name is also a talent?"
Yuechuyun complained casually, but unexpectedly, he saw four conspicuous big characters hanging in front of him, and he suddenly felt blinded.
"Damn, it's really Wanda Yi City...... Yes, this wave is very sassy!"
On the left is the aunt who sells vegetables, and on the right is the uncle who sells fish, and the moon rises and finally finds a corner where no one is around, so he puts down the sign in his arms, sits on the ground and waits for the people around him to buy himself. However, the people next to him didn't know the purpose of Yue Izumo, and suddenly someone came over and asked, "Little brother, what are you selling, why don't you set up a stall?"
"I'm selling myself, isn't it clearly written on this sign...... Ahh......h
The eldest brother who asked the question had a black line on his face, looking at the young man in front of him dressed as a pianist, hurriedly turning over the sign in front of him, and finally couldn't help asking: "Little brother, you don't have a fever, where in the world is there anyone who sells yourself!"
"Who said that you didn't sell yourself, aren't you selling yourself in front of you? Big brother, I see that you have amazing bones and gorgeous clothes, you must be a famous figure in the capital, what do you think of me, do you want to buy it home and be a mascot or something. ”
The eldest brother is also a chatterbox, looking at the clear price on the Yuezuyun brand, he suddenly smiled: "Little brother, you are not kind, you look at your writing ability and expertise, eat five bowls of food, and you will be hungry after eating, you said that if I buy you home, this is not equivalent to me buying a person who only eats all day and does not work all day long." Although the price of hardware is not much, if I take you home, even if I have thousands of family wealth, you will eat it. ”
After the middle-aged eldest brother finished speaking, he turned around and left, came to the uncle who sold fish next to him and brought two fish back, Yue Izuyun immediately whispered: "Buy fish, what kind of person is this, you just say that you don't want to bring a rice bucket back, don't you just say that there are so many and there are no eggs? ”
"And the salted fish that bought fish, don't buy the master, when the master moves to the capital, you will cry on the side......"
Yue Chuyun couldn't help but complain, but then he discovered a fact, that is, he was still disliked by people when he came out to sell himself, which is really not something worth showing off.
So as if venting, Yue Liyun saw that there was no one around, and even shouted at the top of his voice: "The villagers come and take a look, don't miss it when you pass by." The most profitable business in history, put it at home can be used to improve the overall average appearance and average IQ, why not. And don't nine-nine-eight, don't nine-nine-eight, yes, you heard it right, don't want ninety-nine-eight at all, as long as the hardware, this quiet beautiful man in front of you can be taken home by you instantly!
The originally lively Yi Market suddenly became a little quieter, and both passers-by and vendors setting up stalls were a little stunned by Yue Izumo's voice, and then they came to Yue Izumo one by one, and instantly surrounded Yue Izumo in the middle of the crowd.
"I'll go, now there is really everyone in this world, I saw someone selling his daughter a few days ago, but I didn't expect that someone is selling himself now, it's amazing my brother!"
"Yes, yes, but this little brother is quite handsome, and even if he buys it home, it is pleasing to the eye. ”
"Your daughter-in-law looks at him more pleasantly......"
"Rub, forget it!"
"+1 upstairs!"
"Also, look at you, what is written here to eat five bowls of food, and when you finish eating, you will be hungry, isn't this just a bucket of rice, what's the use of taking it home?"
The surrounding discussions made the corners of Yue Izuyun's mouth stiffen, and the smile on his face stopped on his face like petrification. You discuss it, what the hell is the upstairs plus one, which door came out of the upstairs plus one, Yue Chuyun looked at the group of people in front of him, and silently thought in his heart that you all drank fake wine. Of course, this is nothing, you must know how many people are here, and Yue Chuyun's voice howled out, which only attracted many people in Yi City to come and watch.
"Peanuts and melon seeds are sold in the front row!"
The sharp-eyed vendors already knew what they were supposed to do at the moment, and sure enough, after a shout, many people came to the stall and left with a bag of peanuts and melon seeds, and then came back to the area around the moonrise, sipping melon seeds to watch the excitement.
"Brother, you're not kind, you were sent by the monkey, sell melon seeds and peanuts if you don't agree, and ...... Uh, I'm sorry to read it wrong, it's amazing, sister!"
Yue Chuyun's whispered complaint finally attracted someone to come up and ask, Yue Chuyun looked up, and his back was suddenly cold, and he saw that the aunt in front of him was looking at him with a bright face.
"What's that...... Auntie, I actually have a lot of shortcomings, why don't you go to another house and take a look?"
The smile on the aunt's face suddenly petrified, and then she heard a burst of laughter from the crowd, and some people shouted directly: "Grandma Wang, don't think about marrying your daughter, if this little brother is so handsome, it will be a big injustice if it is really folded in the hands of your daughter." Maybe Jingzhao Mansion Yin will also ask about this case, Wang Po, you better think about it carefully!"
Yue Izuyun was terrified, it was indeed that this aunt's appearance was too unflattering, and listening to the laughter and conversation of those passers-by in the crowd, Yue Izumo was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat, and silently made up Sister Ruhua who turned a nonsensical comedy movie into a horror movie in her head, and then shook her head and threw out such a terrifying idea.