Chapter 248: Professionally pretending to be crazy and stupid for more than ten years

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Chapter 248: Professionally pretending to be crazy and stupid for more than ten years

The elder Taoist priest exclaimed, and the Buddha dust in his hand slammed into Xiao Daniu's back.

Xiao Daniu sneered.

Is this thing an offensive weapon? A pretending prop can also be used to kill people? It's not as good as the pitchfork in my hand.

The Buddha dust in the hands of the elder Taoist priest is made of black gold silk, this Buddha dust silk, after infusing the aura, each gold wire is like a rope, or a gun, as long as the Buddha dust falls on Xiao Da Niu's back, the old Taoist priest promises to make Xiao Da Niu feel cold.

It's a pity that the employer only asked to torture Xiao Daniu severely, and then tell Xiao Daniu who he had offended, and finally let Xiao Daniu be executed in fear, but now that the words are in a hurry, it is too late to complete the employer's entrustment.

That's it, anyway, there is no one here now, what have I done, as long as I don't admit it, how will the employer know?

In the flickering of thoughts, the Buddha dust had not yet fallen on Xiao Da Niu's back, and the elder Taoist priest suddenly felt a sharp pain coming from the dantian, he looked at the place where the severe pain came, and found that a straw fork was inserted into his stomach upright, and the fork teeth were deeply pierced into his stomach, and the fork rod was shaking in the air.

How so?

The elder Taoist priest looked at Xiao Da Niu reproachfully, Xiao Da Niu threw away the Taoist priest in his hand like an electric shock, and then looked sorry and replied tremblingly: "Yourself, you don't blame me for hitting it." ”

The elder Taoist priest suddenly felt very surprised, how could an inferior weapon in the mortal world hurt him?

He lightly lifted the aura, ready to reverse the aura, and popped out the pitchfork on his stomach, but this mention of the aura, he felt the pain of the dantian like a tear.

Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw the corpse of the young Taoist priest who was thrown down by Xiao Daniu, and saw that the body of the young Taoist priest had shrunk to the size of a baby, his skin was dry like dry soil, and the whole person had become silent.

At this time, Xiao Da Niu stepped forward honestly, pinched the handle of the grass fork that was still trembling in the air, and asked with a sincere face, "I'll help you?"

After that, Xiao Da Niu struggled to pull out the grass fork - what kind of severe pain this is!

The heart-rending pain hit the elderly Taoist, accompanied by this pain is the aura gushing out like a tide, the old Taoist priest was terrified to find that the aura of his whole body, along the fork rod poured into Xiao Da Niu's body, when the fork pulled out of the body of the old Taoist, the old Taoist priest found that his body was shrinking, and Xiao Da Niu's image became taller and taller.

The old Taoist priest suddenly remembered a rumor in the legend, and he used all his strength to shout: "Pixiu Divine Skill." ”

The elder Taoist priest hoped that with his last cry, he would wake up the whole village.

He did shout with all his might, but he didn't know that his cry was not much louder than the snort of flies and mosquitoes.

The courtyard returned to calm, Xiao Da Niu looked at the pitchfork, looked at the blood splashed on the ground by the elder Taoist, he shook his head gently, shook the pitchfork in his hand, the blood on the pitchfork suddenly disappeared, and the whole pitchfork suddenly became as smooth as new...... Immediately, the pitchfork also disappeared into thin air.

Walking to the corpse of the young Taoist, Xiao Daniu picked up the young Taoist's clothes—this clothing was now too fat compared to the young Taoist's body.

Xiao Daniu shook his clothes out of thin air, and the clothes disappeared immediately, leaving the naked body of the young Taoist priest on the ground, as well as a belt and a purse shaped like a wallet.

Xiao Da Niu picked up the belt, and after the belt disappeared out of thin air, he turned the purse left by the young Taoist priest in his hand, in his memory, he seemed to have seen this thing, but where he saw it, he couldn't remember it at all.

Well, without thinking about it, Xiao Daniu immediately threw the corpses of the young Taoist priest and the old Taoist priest into the space. The items left behind by the two Taoist priests were also hidden by him.

As for the blood stains on the ground - Xiao Da Niu used a shovel to shovel off a layer of soil and level the ground as new. Then, he looked at the courtyard in the moonlight and nodded with satisfaction.

In fact, there was no moonlight tonight, and in such a dark night, Xiao Da Niu could see every grain of dust in the courtyard and guarantee that not a drop of blood would be left - this was probably because he didn't use his eyes to observe, he used his divine sense.

After doing so much work, I was hungry and tired, so I simply washed and slept.

When he got up early in the morning, Xiao Da Niu felt in a trance that he wanted to forget something, and he took a turn in the yard and finished cleaning the livestock shed, Xiao Da Niu looked at the empty yard, and then remembered that he had probably forgotten the eldest sister and the younger sister in the cellar.

You need to quickly remove the cabinet, lift the slate, and beckon the eldest sister and younger sister to come out...... Xiao Da Niu thought about it, hesitated into the cellar, first sent the eldest sister and little sister to the ground, and then put away the three boxes, and then stretched out his hand, a huge amount of soil flowed out of his fingers, quickly filling the entire cellar.

Go back to the ground, put the slate back in and move the cabinet to its place. Xiao Daniu returned to the courtyard and saw that the eldest sister was about to open the courtyard door, Xiao Daniu waved his hand: "Don't open the door, our family, don't open the door today." ”

The eldest sister didn't know what happened yesterday, so the younger brother let her hide in the cellar. But if you don't open the door today, you can't do it, the villagers, the firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, you have to operate every day, you don't get firewood for a day, and there is no fire at home.

"I'll go to the back mountain to find some firewood," Jinni explained softly.

Xiao Daniu was speechless, he shook his head vigorously, Zhenni thought about it, and vaguely woke up: Everyone made such a fuss yesterday, and it is normal to close the door to avoid the limelight for a few days...... But there is really no firewood at home.

"My sister is hungry, and the family has to make a fire to cook ......."

Xiao Da Niu shook his head and said stupidly: "Clean up the house, clean up the house you live in." ”

After that, Xiao Daniu got up and walked towards the stove room, he stood in the stove room and looked at the furnishings in the stove room. Shaking his head, he turned around, opened all the various cabinets in the stove, looked at the pots and pots in them one by one, and then disdainfully smashed all the pots and pots, and dismantled all the wooden cabinets, ready to be used as firewood.

Jinni stood at the door for a while, and the little sister hummed and chirped in her arms and shouted hunger. Zhenni herself couldn't do anything, she heard the constant sound of firewood breaking in the stove room, she gritted her teeth and gently pushed Shanni: "You go to your brother and ask him to get you some morning food, and my sister is going to clean up the house." ”

Zhenni walked into the west wing, and heard the little sister running into the stove room, pulling up her clear voice, and shouting at Xiao Daniu: "Brother, hungry, hungry." ”

The little sister's shouting stopped abruptly, but the sound of chopping wood in the stove room never stopped. After a while, the sound of splitting wood stopped, but the sound of ding ding and smashing things was remembered again in the stove.

Jinni absentmindedly cleaned up the room.

Several cousins in her family have added a lot of things in recent years. Zhenni packed up the things that didn't belong to her own house, and put them in a few boxes that didn't belong to her own, she and her little sister just left two beds, and the bedding didn't need too much, leaving two half-new and not old, and it was okay.

After cleaning up all this, Jinni heard that the movement of the stove room finally stopped, and she gently walked out of the west wing room and walked towards the stove room.

As she approached the stove, Jinni smelled an indescribable sweetness, and she immediately cooed when she was alone. Zhenni covered her stomach shyly, but immediately thought that there was no one else in this courtyard now.

It's all my own brothers and sisters, so it doesn't matter if I'm ashamed or not, as for the scolding of the second uncle and two aunts, Yijing is too far away from him.

The stove room has changed a lot, and the mess that used to be in the stove room is gone. On the wall near the door, a large cabinet as high as the wall was erected, straight up and down. I can't say what kind of wood this cabinet is made of, but the wood used to make the cabinet ...... Jinni promised that she had never seen her at home before.

She had a lot of questions in her heart, but after years of high pressure, Jinni didn't dare to open her mouth to ask, so she just raised her eyes and looked at the cabinet and walked towards the only table in the stove room.

In the stove room is a simple table with a table top that appears to be made up of a single plank and four table legs made of iron pipes...... Oh my God, iron, how expensive.

Around the table, Xiao Daniu sat in front of the door of the stove room, and his little sister sat on a chair with a strange shape. The chair has very high legs, a small surface, and the armrests of the chair are completely encircled, and the child sits in the chair, almost completely surrounded by the armrests of the chair. On the armrest of the chair was a deep plate, a deep bowl, and a cup—all three of which were made of metal and glowed white.

Her little sister sat in the chair with a smile, holding a strange-shaped wooden spoon in her hand, scooping and eating in the plates and bowls, her face full of satisfaction.

The little sister Shanni sits on is actually the "dining chair" of modern children. Now the origin of this chair, Xiao Daniu is completely unclear, he just imagined the structure of this chair in his mind, and then he was stunned for a while, and unconsciously, the entity of this chair appeared in his hand.

Seeing Zhenni coming, Xiao Daniu pointed to the cabinet by the wall, Zhenni turned her eyes to the cabinet, and found that there were many patterns drawn on the door of the cabinet, and on one of the cabinets, a strange chair was drawn.

Jenny opened the door of the cabinet with the painted back chair and found that inside the door, there were countless metal chairs, one after the other, stacked high. These chairs are obviously made of metal, but when you hold them in your hand, they feel lighter than wooden chairs - Jinni doesn't know that there is such a thing as titanium in this world.

That's right, these chairs are made of titanium, which is lighter than aluminum.

Stamped titanium chairs, each with a standard shape, twelve chairs stacked one by one, in fact, do not occupy much space, can be placed in a cabinet door. The other cabinets, according to the patterns painted on the doors, are respectively filled with plates, bowls, spice jars, salt shakers, and so on.

As for the rice noodle can, it is also a titanium stamped can, and the mouth of the can is like a milk cylinder, with a special sealing cap.

These rice grain jars, because they are all standard in style, can be stacked completely, and after being stored in the cabinet, the whole kitchen is completely free of clutter. In addition, the kitchen floor has been re-tiled, so the whole kitchen looks much brighter.

The table in the center of the kitchen can also be folded, the legs of the table are folded, and the table top can stand against the wall...... In this way, when you don't eat, the whole kitchen is free of clutter.

Xiaomei's baby dining chair is lined with milk porridge, egg soup, juice and scones.

Xiao Daniu didn't know where these things came from.

On top of that, a plate of baked bacon, a few stacks of coleslaw, and stacks of tall, freshly baked pancakes were on the table.

Zhenni pulled a chair and sat down on the table, she looked at the kitchen strangely, and asked curiously: "Da Niu, what about the firewood you chopped, although the furniture in the kitchen is not very good, but after all, it is the family business purchased by your father and mother, you split the fire, it is too undeserved." ”

Xiao Da Niu drank a large jar of milk fiercely, and said angrily: "It's not a good wood." ”

The furniture in the kitchen, of course, is not a good wood, and it has been smoky for decades......

Well, Jinni is not a person who is used to calling the shots, and Da Niu said so, so she didn't object.

When she bowed her head to eat, Zhenni occasionally thought about it, she looked at the wardrobe standing against the wall, and suddenly thought that if her younger brother Da Niu had the skill of making furniture, and the furniture made was like the cabinet in the corner, the current table and chairs, then the original old furniture in the kitchen was not worth regretting.

Zhenni didn't think much about it, she couldn't think of how with the strength of ordinary people, she could create a wall of cabinets, as well as these tables and chairs in the blink of an eye.

After having the realization just now, Jinni turned to think of the things in the West Wing, and felt that the things left by the cousins were not worth cherishing. When the time comes, let the big cow take a look, put away the things you don't want, and leave two beds for your sisters, a wardrobe is enough, and no matter how much furniture you have, it's a burden.

Now the east wing is clean, and the kitchen is so tidy...... All this actually implies a psychological hint: Xiao Daniu is ready to run away if he can't beat him.

It's just that at this moment, Zhenni didn't realize this psychological hint, she just vaguely felt that the room was so simple, and it was really time to abandon it, so she didn't feel any pity.

After a while, there was a chaotic footstep outside the courtyard gate, and Grandma Li Wang's voice sounded first, she slammed the door twice, and shouted in a crying voice: "Da Niu, Da Niu, are you okay?"

Without waiting for an answer from the house, the grandmother immediately cried out in her voice: "Pity my three sons and family, and now there is not even a trace of blood left ......."

Xiao Da Niu roared angrily: "Not dead!".

After a pause, Xiao Daniu immediately added: "Alive, my sister, my sister, all alive." ”

The crying outside the door stopped abruptly.

Xiao Daniu's eyes looked through the courtyard wall, and found that after he roared, the group of people outside the courtyard seemed to have been immobilized, and they were all standing there in a dementia, with an expression on their faces, like crying and laughing, and they couldn't tell how uncomfortable they were.

This sluggish state lasted for two or three minutes, and when a group of onlookers gathered outside the courtyard again, an uncle asked tentatively: "Da Niu, is it really you, are you really not dead?"

Before the door opened, these people knew that the people inside were dead, so it was self-evident where the two Taoist priests came from last night.

If Xiao Daniu is articulate, he really wants to have a good defense with the other party and reveal the true face of the other party's hired murderer.

But does it make sense?

So far, Xiao Daniu's sluggish head finally felt the abnormality of yesterday, yesterday's grandparents and uncles and uncles did not mess around, it turned out that they had a vicious calculation in their hearts.

They must have thought that after the two Taoist priests came last night, they had killed the three members of Xiao Daniu's family, so no matter how wronged Xiao Daniu's family was, their property would legally fall into the hands of Xiao Daniu's relatives.

In this way, why should they pursue the embarrassment of the second uncle and the second aunt being kicked out of the house naked?

Xiao Daniu twisted his face and asked the eldest sister Zhenni: "That, is it a grandmother?"

Zhenni turned around a few times in her head, vaguely understanding the meaning of Xiao Daniu's question. But at this time, the grandmother banged on the courtyard door again, and repeatedly asked Xiao Daniu to open the door to prove that she was still alive.

Seeing that Xiao Daniu completely ignored the voice outside the door, Zhenni also learned not to care about the shouting outside the door, she thought about it and replied softly: "If you really want to investigate it carefully, our father is actually not the Li family, our father was sold by his grandfather when he was five years old." ”

Xiao Daniu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Really?"

Zhenni nodded softly: "I remember in a trance that our mother once blamed my father, saying that she had already gotten rid of that group of vampires, so why did she send them to suck blood." Later, my father and mother argued, and I heard a few words.

said that when our father was young, he was deduced to be the fate of the extinction of the six relatives, and the grandparents did not want to see our father, and then the grandfather and grandmother died of illness one after another, and our grandfather continued to lose money in business, and the grandparents did not want to see our father.

It is said that my grandfather once gambled all his money and sold my father to a passing gambler, but at that time our father was five years old, and he could read and write, and he remembered his hometown, so he finally found it back. ”

Xiao Daniu looked at his house.

Thinking back to the houses in the village, I felt that there were few houses in the village, and they were blue brick houses like the houses built by his father...... Of course, the house where my grandfather lives is definitely better than this house, and as for the origin of my grandparents' blue brick mansion, I can't investigate it now.

According to the situation in front of him, Xiao Daniu immediately deduced the rest of the missing plots: it was nothing more than his father's hard work and finally earned a family property, and then he thought that he would not return to his hometown if he was rich and rich, so he returned to his hometown with his wife and children with his family property.

But he didn't live long in his hometown, and his father's only son, Xiao Daniu, fell into the water, and then his father and mother died of illness one after another...... As for the reason for the death of his parents, Xiao Daniu vaguely speculated that it was inseparable from his grandparents, uncle and second uncle's family. Yesterday, he had already tested this topic, and sure enough, his grandparents and uncle and second uncle were very flustered and tried their best to cover it up.

Then the remaining truth is: the third son of the Li family who was sold was rich, and he desperately wanted those who abandoned him to admit him, so the family first attacked the only male of the family, causing Xiao Daniu to fall into the pond, and then became sick and feverish and stupid. Immediately afterwards, they entered the house step by step, and finally let Xiao Daniu and his wife "die of illness" one after another.

Xiao Daniu's parents may have noticed the vicious heart of their relatives before they died, but they were powerless to return to the sky, although they used their last thoughts to take precautions against those relatives. But at that time, the only son Xiao Daniu was already stupid, and the other two daughters were still young and couldn't do the purpose of supporting the door at all, so all their precautions seemed weak and very ...... Despair.

Xiao Daniu didn't know how his dull head quickly deduced the truth, he didn't know the truth of his calculations, and it was very close to the truth.

In the process of calculating his intentions, the knocker outside the door had already changed, and the five gray-haired old men squeezed the grandmother aside, and then the five old men humbled each other and pushed one of the elders to knock on the door.

The elder knocked on the door twice, and then shouted majestically: "Li Yuankui, Li Yuankui, the eldest man of the Li family's third room, I am the patriarch of the Li clan in Qingshui Village, open the door." ”

Xiao Da Niu finished eating the last bit of food scraps on the plate, and in the knock on the door, he motioned to the eldest sister Zhenni to clean up the kitchen, at this time, the patriarch outside the courtyard, hearing that there was no movement in the door, became emotional, and the sound of knocking on the door again was much heavier.

"Li Yuankui, open the door, I am the patriarch, if you don't open the door again, the clan law will not forgive. ”

At the knock on the door, Xiao Daniu asked the eldest sister softly: "Grandpa sells his father, do you have any documents?"

Zhenni thought for a moment and shook her head gently: "I was only three years old when my father returned to the village, so I don't remember that much. I only remember in a trance that my name was Xiao Zhenni before, and this name was given by a neighbor at the time, a showman...... Oh, my sister's name was also pre-named by this Xiucai. But your name was given by the people here. ”

The patriarch of the Li clan was already scolding outside the door: "Li Yuankui, you unfilial son, you actually beat the elders and disobeyed the clan relatives, I will open an ancestral hall today and expel you, an unfilial ancestor, from the clan ......."

Xiao Da Niu pulled his throat and asked loudly, "Expelled from that clan?"

The five sect elders outside the door became angry together. One of the sect elders trembled with anger, and scolded: "Son, you have forgotten your ancestors, you and you, you actually said such a brute thing, patriarch, this time you must be strict with the patriarchal law, and you can't infringe on this unfilial son." ”

Xiao Daniu responded loudly: "My father's surname is Xiao." ”

These words made the screaming and scolding outside the hospital, like a chicken with a choked neck, all of them forced back into their voices at once.

After a while, the abuse started again, which was nothing more than how Xiao Daniu turned his back on his ancestors...... In the midst of heavy invective, Xiao Daniu shouted: "There are documents! ”

This sentence made several sect elders outside the door ponder for a long time, and one of the sect elders vaguely remembered the past, turned around and asked the grandfather Li Le in the crowd: "Li Le, tell me, when you sold your third child, did you make a document?"

Grandpa Li Le didn't answer, but his embarrassed face said it all.

The onlookers were silent, and they all felt a slap on their faces, and their faces were burning.

The Li clan is coming violently, and they want to expel people from their own clan, but they are not from their own clan, and they are not surnamed Li in the first place.

In this way, the so-called crime of assaulting an elder is no longer established -- the person whose surname is Li in the first place, but who is his elder? On closer examination, the people who were beaten were just a few old thieves who were older than the children and who intended to encroach on the children's property.

The patriarch's face was red, and he recalled it slightly, it seems that after Li Sanhu returned to the village, the Li clan only remembered to take advantage of it, and verbally admitted that Li Sanhu recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors, but he always used the condition of recognizing his ancestors and returning to his ancestors to pinch Li Sanhu and asked the other party to pay more...... Until Li Sanhu died, there was no official document in the government to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors.

What's the matter without paperwork?

If Li Sanhu still retains the deed of sale when he sold it, as well as the documents that he was adopted by a certain surname Xiao somewhere and made him a stepson, then the Li clan in Qingshui Village really has no way to hold three children.

The patriarch of the Li clan turned pale.

Several elders of the Li clan recalled the past at the same time, and they felt annoyed in their hearts: Oh, the handle that took Li Sanhu at the beginning has now become a weakness in dealing with Li Sanhu's son? If the other party really had a document surnamed Xiao in his hand, then everyone would not be able to get off the stage in today's farce.

The patriarch was unwilling, and the patriarch scolded him: "Clerk, Li Yuankui, you said you have a document, show it to me?"

Xiao Daniu saw his sister tidying up the stove room, he slowly stomped from the stove room to the yard, heard the shameless question outside the door, and retorted loudly: "The document surnamed Xiao, show it to the Li family?"

The patriarch was speechless, he looked back at Li Le and Li Wang, Li Wangshi couldn't hold back, and stepped forward and shouted: "Xiao Da Niu, you have been a famous bull since you were a child, how many years have you called Li Yuankui, and now you don't recognize your ancestors, you white-eyed wolf who has forgotten your ancestors......"

Xiao Daniu responded through the wall: "Bring the paperwork." ”

What the?

Xiao Daniu's speech has always been brief, and this answer made the clan elders turn around in their minds before they tasted the meaning of Xiao Daniu's words: You said that my name is Li Yuankui, take out the paperwork? Without the paperwork, what are you talking to me? Isn't it in vain to say it?

Xiao Da Niu only became a Ding two days ago, and before he became a Ding, everyone's verbal salutation does not count. Now that Xiao Da Niu has become a Ding, he only needs to go to the county government to set up a document, and the people of the Li clan can manage Xiao Da Niu's surname Xiao Wang Ma Zhao?

The Li clansmen really can't take care of it.

If Xiao Daniu has a full set of documents left by his father, he can determine his identity according to this set of documents, of course, the establishment of his identity also requires a certificate from the village head. Of course, this is not absolute, if the village chief does not produce this certification document, the village chief still has the chief above, and the document that grows out of the village is also a valid document.

Qingshui Village is a three-surname village, the surname Li is the absolute big surname in the village, accounting for about 60% of the population, but the other two surnames are not dry rice, they have lived here for many years, relatives and friends weave into a network, usually can not catch the handle of the Li family, but once the real handle is caught, the Li family wants to cover the sky with one hand, it is not easy.

For example, at this time, someone with the surname next to him ridiculed: "Haha, laugh at me, it turns out that people are not surnamed Li, it's funny that the Li clan is going to expel a person who is not surnamed Li from the clan, haha, do you want to expel me from your clan?"

Some people also interjected idly: "Haha, they all say that Xiao Da Niu is stupid, look at people, professionally pretending to be crazy and selling stupid for more than ten years, once he became a Ding yesterday, he didn't delay at all, and immediately got rid of the vampire ...... of the Li family."

Zhenni also heard the discussion outside the door, but she didn't distinguish between the true and the false, and hurriedly urged Xiao Daniu: "Da Niu, you have the paperwork in your hand, then hurry up and go through the formalities, hurry up, the night is long and dreamy, I am afraid that the Li family is doing something." ”

In the blink of an eye, Zhenni has already used the position of an outsider to call her grandparents the Li family.

Xiao Daniu nodded emphatically.

He couldn't say a tirade.

He wanted to explain clearly that he was going to go to the county office this morning to go through the formalities, but he was worried that his sister would not be able to withstand the harassment from his grandparents, so he stayed at this house.

However, now that it is imminent to go through the formalities of becoming a clan, the truth has been completely revealed, and if it is delayed for a long time, others will do something, after all, the Li clan is a big clan, if Xiao Daniu jumps out to go against a clan, he must also be careful of others setting traps.

The elder surnamed Li outside the courtyard wall was a little unable to get off the stage in the midst of everyone's discussions. The patriarch had to flick his sleeves, turn around and leave, and the rest of the clan elders hesitated for a moment and followed behind. Grandpa Li Le was left with his grandmother for a while, and he had to leave in a sneer.

Xiao Daniu saw that this was an opportunity, and immediately told Zhenni: "Don't open the door, wait for me to come back." ”

Zhenni nodded, Xiao Daniu thought about it, and told again: "Don't open the door if anyone comes, and not acquaintances." ”

Zhenni nodded, Xiao Daniu was still not at ease, and told again: "I won't open the door when I come?"

Zhenni's eyes widened strangely, Xiao Daniu didn't explain, he ran to the backyard, jumped over the courtyard wall, and then turned over and disappeared.

At this moment, Zhenni understood that when Xiao Da Niu came back, he would not go to the courtyard door, so if someone knocked on the door with Xiao Da Niu's voice, it would be fraud.

Xiao Da Niu didn't have the paperwork of his father's surname Xiao in his hand, but it was nothing. For this era when communication relies on roaring and transportation depends on walking, Xiao Daniu forged a document without the slightest psychological burden.

Of course, if this official document is to be very realistic, it needs to be written on old paper, and it is best to use old paper from the yamen. Therefore, Xiao Daniu's goal is the county government.

At a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, he ran from the village to the county seat, and then used his senses all the way to probe the surroundings, avoid everyone's eyes, and quietly climb into the yamen.

For an ordinary small people, it is rare to enter the yamen once in their lives, and they can't know what kind of layout is in the yamen, however, after Xiao Daniu jumped into the county ya, he looked around for a while, and immediately determined the location of the study.

In the old archives of the yamen, some documents have only a few words written on the last page, and even the last page has only one signature—these signatures can be used.

There are many people with the same name and surname in this world, and decades have passed in a hurry, who knows how many people with the same name and surname exist in other counties. Find a file from another county and find out the names of a few people from other counties - witnesses, Chinese people.

As for the official documents in the yamen, there is a specific format - this is also easy to do. Xiao Daniu took out a few documents with similar contents from the old archives of the yamen, and then, these old official papers disappeared from his hands for a moment, and when they reappeared, the ink on the official paper completely matched the imagination in his mind, full of old atmosphere......

As for the official seals on the documents, they are also forged, there are several official seals on the mother's dowry list, and there are also several official seals on the family's house deed. In the old archives, several official printed versions of other counties were found...... So, the documents in Xiao Daniu's hand were complete.

These documents disappeared for a moment, and when they reappeared in Xiao Da Niu's hand, the documents were already old, and the creases on them were obvious, and at the same time, Da Niu also had an additional document issued by Xiao Yuankui in his hand.

Re-exit the county office, and then enter through the main gate of the county office. Under the policy that money can make ghosts grind, Xiao Daniu used silver money to open the way, and the clerk of the county government introduced the county official's money and grain master, and the money and grain master received twenty taels of silver, rummaged through the old files of the yamen, and "magically" found the old documents of Xiao Daniu's father Xiao Sanhu.

Then, Xiao Daniu naturally paid three taels of silver for the pen and one tael of silver for paper money - for government archives. The freshly baked Xiao Yuankui was born, and his sister Xiao Zhenni and sister Xiao Shanni fell under his account at the same time.

When Xiao Daniu left the county office, it was a coincidence that Uncle Li Siwei was guided into the county office by another scribe, and saw Xiao Daniu walking away from the county office...... No, it's Xiao Da Niu now, a trace of gloom quickly flashed in Uncle Li Siwei's eyes, he stopped and greeted Xiao Da Niu with a cordial attitude: "Yuan Kui, aren't you at home, what, have you arrived at the county office?"

But what are you doing here? You are not very old, you have something to do, just inform your uncle, why are you so ignorant, county government, are you a child who came casually?"

Xiao Daniu grinned and smiled honestly: "Uncle Siwei of the Li family, I will ask about my mother's dowry list, it's nothing, I just want to know: how to get the dowry back, how to file a lawsuit?"

Xiao Daniu's tongue is very stupid, and when he says such a long sentence, even the listeners are sweating.

However, Li Siwei was holding back a cold sweat, and he scolded in a panicked scream: "You kid, why are you so ignorant, this kind of thing, don't you discuss it with your elders, isn't the county government a place where you come casually?"

Xiao Daniu stared stupidly at the scribe who was guiding Li Siwei, and asked innocently: "Is this the county government?"

The scribe glanced at Xiao Da Niu with disdain, you came to this place, don't you know what this place is?

But Xiao Daniu's next question immediately made all the scriven's reproaches fall into his throat.

"Can you make a big noise?"

The scribe was uncomfortable, and immediately reprimanded Li Siwei: "What is the noise, you are a scholar, don't insult Sven, is this place where you can make a big noise?"

Li Siwei pointed at Xiao Daniu, trembling with anger. And Xiao Daniu seemed to have forgotten the existence of Li Siwei, nodded at the scribe innocently, and then walked away.

Li Siwei stomped his feet several times in a row, and suddenly he was clever, he hurriedly lowered his voice, smiled at the scribe, and whispered: "Wang Kongmu, please inquire, what did my nephew do here just now?"

(End of chapter)