Chapter Seventy-Six: The Gathering (4)

A small man of more than three feet could actually turn out to be three feet high, and even Ling Quanfei was shocked.

When the dwarf landed on the mule cart again, he was much taller than everyone else, and his tone was even more proud, "I thought you guys could be more interesting, the people I used to trick were either exhausted or killed themselves, and all because they were stupid and stupid. Luckily, there are smart people among you, but unfortunately you're too lazy. ”

The dwarf's gaze shot like a sharp sword to the empty air who was lowering his eyebrows, and the dwarf said sharply, "What are you reading?"

Sora ignored him and continued to fold his palms and close his eyes, reverently reciting.

The dwarf was already furious, and the empty ignored him, and when he saw the dwarf raise his hand, he didn't know what was shooting out of his hand, this move was so ruthless and fast, and the empty could not dodge.

But when he heard the sound of "poof", Ling Quanfei's sword was already unsheathed, blocking the dwarf's hidden weapon, and the hidden weapon shook the sword body, and the dwarf's wrist strength and hand strength could be seen.

The hidden weapon rolled to the ground, and Ling Quanfei saw that it was actually a tooth. His teeth had turned yellow, and in some places he had turned black, and Ling Quanfei frowned as if he could smell a foul smell.

The dwarf laughed sharply: "Good sword, good sword, it hasn't broken after taking my move." ”

Ling Quanfei said: "Will it be broken if you pick it up?" In fact, Ling Quanfei knew very well that this dwarf should not be underestimated, but why had he never heard of this kind of person in the rivers and lakes?

Ling Quanfei asked tentatively: "Your Excellency is also a good kung fu, I don't know who your Excellency is learning from?"

The dwarf said arrogantly: "Do you think there is someone in the world who can be my master?" Hahaha, I don't have a master, but there are a few apprentices. But I don't tell you, you want to know who I am, if I don't say it, I'm going to kill you!"

The corners of Ling Quanfei's mouth raised slightly, "Don't be in a hurry." ”

"Don't you dare to hurry, why don't you hurry!" the dwarf was moody, and his personality was even more bizarre than his appearance.

Sora slowly opened his eyes, and the dwarf turned his spearhead to the air again, "What did you read just now?" He didn't give what others wanted, he wanted what he wanted, he wanted it, this dwarf is really unique in the world.

Sora said slowly: "I'm chanting. ”

The dwarf said: "Of course the monk has to recite the scriptures, I am asking what scriptures you recited?"

"The Bodhisattva Sutra of King Jizo. ”

"Isn't that a sutra that only people who have passed the dead recited?"

"Aren't we going to die?

"Who said you were going to die?"

Everyone looked at this dwarf strangely, Lian Xiangyu had never seen a dwarf a second time, and this time she couldn't help but look at him, she still felt that this ugly dwarf was really disgusting and terrible.

Yi Wanxuan asked, "Aren't you here to kill us?"

The dwarf said, "You want to know? I won't tell you!"

Sure enough, this is the dwarf's method, and the more you ask, the more he will never tell you.

Kong smiled: "You can't go out and you can't die." It's better to make a calculation of yourself!" After that, he wanted to slap his head with a palm, and everyone's eyes widened, the power of that palm was by no means pretended, and the emptiness really wanted to slap himself to death with one palm!

Lian Xiangyu almost screamed out, Ling Quanfei, Jiang Chuanhai, and Yi Wanxuan didn't even have a chance to react, and it happened like this.

But the empty palm was not slapped on his head, but on a stone. Where did the stone come from? The dwarf stood at his feet and smiled, and the five levels were crumpled: "Do you want to die? I won't let you die!"

It turned out that just when there was no room for hair, I don't know where the dwarf got a stone slab to block the front of the empty head, and the stone became some broken stones, and only a shallow red mark was left on the empty forehead.

Ling Quanfei now knew that he was by no means the opponent of this dwarf dwarf, and the combined number of them might not be able to defeat this dwarf. Not to mention how many strange techniques this dwarf can have, in terms of light skills, Ling Quanfei is not sure that he will be able to defeat him, this dwarf is simply a nightmare - a nightmare of martial arts.

Jiang Chuanhai was also desperately searching in his mind to see or hear of this person, "No, there is absolutely no such person." Jiang Chuanhai secretly thought, "If there is, maybe I would have died more than twenty years ago." ”

And Yi Wanxuan doesn't know who this dwarf is, although he will legend the evil martial arts, but the legend is incomplete, no one has ever mentioned who created this martial arts, and who the heirs are.

Kong said with a smile: "Dwarf donor, thank you for the rescue!"

"Dwarf donor!?" the dwarf's voice was high-pitched, his eyes flashing, "You're saying I'm short?"

Empty Dao: "The little monk has no insult, but the little monk doesn't know who the dwarf donor's surname is, and he doesn't know how to call it." ”

The dwarf snorted, "You don't know, do you want to know?"

Kong shook his head: "The little monk doesn't want to know, in fact, the name is just a person's code, so what's the matter if you know, what's the matter if you don't know." ”

The dwarf scolded: "Stinky monk, if you don't want to know, I'll let you know!"

Ling Quanfei suddenly realized that Sora was using the character of a dwarf quirk to counter him.

The dwarf said: "Listen to the stinky monk! I am the ...... of the East China Sea."

Everyone held their breath and listened to him, as long as they knew the identity of the other party and knew the number of his martial arts, they could find a way to break his evil skills. But this dwarf suddenly stopped talking, pursed his lips and said with a wicked smile: "Stinky monk, do you think I will be fooled by you? You want to trick my words, your grandfather and I have lived for eighty years, but I am not a fool!"

"It's been recognized!" Ling Quanfei was secretly shocked, "This person is really difficult to deal with." ”

Yi Wanxuan was secretly shocked: "Eighty years? Then how old is he? His body method is so flexible, even I am afraid that I am not his opponent in my heyday." It's horrible. ”

Kong shook his head and smiled: "I didn't want to ask your identity, it's all you have to say, dwarf donor, several of us have already been hit by your spell, and we don't want to resist, dwarf donor, please." ”

"Ah! Don't call me a dwarf donor! Tell you the stinky monk! I hate monks the most in my life, and I hate monks who talk a lot! If you call me a dwarf donor again, I will kill you!"

I didn't expect Kong to really provoke this strange person, Jiang Chuanhai was already sweating, just standing aside and lifting this dwarf was already very draining, but I couldn't imagine what it was like for Kong at this time. Jiang Chuanhai saw that the empty expression was calm, and he was silent, just lowered his eyes and stood silently, as relaxed as an idler, and couldn't help but secretly admire, if it wasn't for the emptiness, I am afraid that his group would have died of exhaustion in the hands of the dwarf.

Lian Xiangyu had already slowly moved to Ling Quanfei's side, only then would she not faint to the ground.

In addition to them, there are also mules and mule drivers, and all the other people in this space are doing their own things, living their lives, just repeating and repeating.

"Hey, stinky monk, why don't you speak?"

"Don't you dislike talkative monks?"

Ling Quanfei and they sweated again, this sentence will undoubtedly stimulate this dwarf here, if he is stimulated to a critical point, the consequences will ......

But instead of being angry, he seemed to be holding back his laughter, holding back his face so white that it was red and purple in the red, and at last he couldn't help laughing, leaning forward and backward with laughter, rolling on the ground with laughter, and laughing out of tears. If it weren't for his ugly and old face, as well as his weird yin and yang voice, look at this posture, like a lively and lovely child, anyone loves it.

But he's scary, terrifying.

The dwarf kept laughing, laughing non-stop, and everyone had no choice but to force themselves to listen to him laugh, and his laughter was not something that could be prevented by blocking it too much.

Finally, the dwarf stopped laughing, he laughed suddenly, and stopped suddenly.

"Good, good, wonderful, wonderful, funny, you're the funniest person I've ever met in my life!"

"Thank you. Empty smiled.

"You don't have to thank me, thank yourself, if you weren't so interesting, you'd have died a long time ago. ”

"But didn't you say you wouldn't let us die?"

"Well, that's right... That's right, you're really funny. The dwarf patted his body, turned around and said, "I also want you to die, but someone doesn't let you die, and he wants me to capture you alive!"

The dwarf squinted his face and paused, as if waiting for Sora to ask something, and Sora really asked, "Who?"

Everyone didn't expect Sora to ask so bluntly, and the dwarf would definitely not answer.

The dwarf said, "Do you want to know?"

Sora nodded and said lightly, "You tell me!"

How could the dwarf tell him, but to everyone's surprise, the dwarf was really willing to tell him.

"Okay, then I'll tell you. It's also a reward for your fun, which I haven't rewarded anyone in my life. ”

Sora smiled slightly: "I have never been rewarded by anyone in my life. ”

"Well, pity you interesting monk. I'll tell you who that person is, and I'll tell you what I'm going to do. The dwarf paused and said, "I'm afraid that person is the most despicable and shameless person in this martial arts, even I am ashamed of myself!"

As soon as everyone heard it, they had already guessed that the most despicable person in the world could defeat Nangong He?

The dwarf saw everyone's faces and knew that he didn't need to say more, so he continued: "He asked me to capture you alive instead of directly asking me to kill you, do you know why?"

"......" Sora did not speak, did not answer.

"Clever, not only funny, but also clever, why don't you speak? How do you know I won't tell you why?"

Sora: "Because that's not a reward. ”

The dwarf froze, stared blankly at the sky, shook his head and sighed, "Why didn't I meet you earlier? Why did you and I be hostile to each other? If not. I will definitely accept you as my apprentice! It's only been a short time since we met, and you know me so well......

"But even if you get to know me and surprise me, I won't tell you what he does. ”

"Because I know you, I will never ask. ”

The dwarf smiled and nodded, "Okay, then you guys are going to enter the coffin!"

Coffin!

Are you still going to kill us?" Everyone except Sora made a stance, and the dwarf saw everyone's nervous expressions, and laughed again: "A bunch of fools!"

Sora was not nervous, nor did he have the intention of preparing to fight, but calmed everyone, "Don't panic, he said he won't kill us, he won't kill us." ”

The dwarf smiled and walked over to the mule cart, and said to the charioteer, "Take out the coffin!" The chauffeur rolled up the hay on the cart with a whip and shook it off, and under the hay there were five coffins with vermilion lacquer. Everyone gasped.

Lian Xiangyu asked in a trembling voice, "Could it be ...... Do we really want to go in?" the dwarf did not speak, but said emptyly, "Go in." ”

Lian Xiangyu looked at him in surprise, he couldn't understand emptiness, Ling Quanfei couldn't understand emptiness, Jiang Chuanhai and Yi Wanxuan couldn't understand either. Do gnomes understand? Maybe they do, maybe they don't.

Sora asked, "Dwarf donor, are we going to walk in by ourselves, or are you going to send us in?"

This time the dwarf was not angry because of the "dwarf benefactor", he sighed and said, "I see that you are all so lazy that you don't even want to escape, then I will give you a ride." ”

Everyone suddenly felt a little dizzy, and gradually the whole world became blurred, and Ling Quanfei vaguely saw that Kong was slowly falling, and he himself was also falling. The gnome just said a word, and everyone fell to the ground.

Sora slowly opened his eyes, it was dark, he felt shaking, the coffin shaking. No, it's a mule cart and then go.

"I've been sent in. Sora sighed. He wasn't worried at all, he didn't panic at all, he closed his eyes as if he was enjoying himself, and dangled with the car.

In this small and aggrieved coffin, he lay very comfortably, almost falling asleep.

The coffin suddenly stopped shaking, and the mule cart stopped, smiling and listening carefully. He vaguely heard someone shouting something. I was thinking in the air, probably someone stopped me.

Suddenly, he felt a burst of the body, as if a heavy object had fallen on the car, and it happened to hit his coffin.

Then he heard a familiar voice, so familiar that he wanted to laugh. Liang Laosan's voice, the rogue beggar Liang Laosan.

He heard the three elders of Dao Liang shouting and laughing, and suddenly felt a kind of weight disappearing, and the coffin seemed to become lighter, no longer suppressing himself.

Then, he heard Qi Ying'er's voice, "Qi Ying'er." ”

He began to be lucky, shook the coffin, the coffin exploded, and stood on the mule cart and looked at Qi Ying'er with a smile, and secretly thought, "I saw you again, and I grew up again." ”

After Sora finished speaking, everyone could hear it, and they had forgotten themselves, as if they were there.

Yi Wanxuan said: "When we came out one after another, we realized that the little master let us enter the coffin, and it turned out that it was the way to crack the evil skill of the dwarf. ”

Kong said with a smile: "Although I have seen the solution to this evil skill, but I am not completely sure, the little monk is just desperate, almost affected everyone, I hope the Yi don't blame the little monk for being reckless." ”

Jiang Chuanhai said: "Little master Hugh wants to say this, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid we would have already encountered an accident." ”

Yi Wanxuan nodded frequently: "Yes, the little master saved the lives of me and a group of other people! ”

Empty smiled: "Master Yi Shi wants to ask where that dwarf is?"

Yi Wanxuan nodded slightly, and said emptyly: "Actually, although he has practiced evil skills and is terrifying and ugly, he is not a despicable villain. ”

Lian Xiangyu shuddered, and Sora continued: "So I believe that he said that he wouldn't kill us if he captured us alive, since we have been caught by him, then the matter he promised Nangong He is finished." People like him certainly don't want to dwell on others for too long, so he'll leave when he's done. It's just that Nangong He never dreamed that he would be tricked one day......"

"Oh?"

"That dwarf is not a person who is willing to be called around, although I don't know what method Nangong He used to make him deal with us, but he must be reluctant to ......"

Ling Quanfei asked, "So, do you think that dwarf has shown mercy to our men?"

Kong smiled: "Not only is his subordinates merciful, he just wants to have a fun at all, and he has no intention of giving us to Nangong He." Otherwise, how can we be his opponents with the strength of a few of us, and how can we wake up when we fall asleep?"

"So, he's a good guy. "But the way he looks is hard to believe that he can be a good person." With that, Lian Xiangyu shuddered again.

Good guys, bad guys, what are the judging criteria?

Kong smiled slightly, Ling Quanfei had already noticed, no matter when, there was always a smile on Kong's face, even in the face of death, he was still calm, Ling Quanfei secretly felt curious, what could make Kong Xinshen panic?

Kongdao: "Actually, a few of us can be saved, thanks to the other two people. ”

Everyone already understood, and they all looked at Qi Ying'er and the beggar Liang Laosan. When Qi Ying'er heard this, she turned red and shy, and the third Liang was holding a whole duck and gnawing on it.

Liang Laosan saw that everyone was looking at him, so he wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I don't see that you all eat it, but it's a pity that this table of dishes is going to be cold, so let it into my stomach to warm up." ”

Everyone was amused by this scoundrel and couldn't laugh or cry, and unconsciously loved and revered this beggar, who lived a more chic life than the emperor.

Kong smiled and said: "Why don't you tell us how we found this mule cart weird? How do you know that we are in the coffin?" On weekdays, Kong will add the word donor when talking to others, but when talking to Liang Laosan, he only uses "you", which shows that their friendship is already very deep, but his relationship with him is different from the relationship between Kong and Qi Ying'er, isn't the relationship between people always so simple and subtle?

Liang Laosan wiped the soy sauce duck fat on his mouth again, and then patted Qi Ying'er's shoulder with the hand stained with soy sauce duck fat, "I didn't find it, it was this little brother who found it!"

Qi Ying'er only smelled the smell of sauce duck, even if Liang Laosan had already taken his hand away, the smell was thrown from Qi Ying'er's shoulder and into his nose. But Qi Ying'er didn't care, because he also liked this Liang Laosan.

Qi Ying'er smiled implicitly: "Actually, I just think it's strange......"

Liang Laosan also said: "Actually, I just helped the little brother." ”

Kongdao: "You old scoundrel, but you will explain it to us." Why, if you save someone, you have to be a scoundrel?"

Liang Laosan said: "I still saved you, and you still talk about me like this! I should have let you suffocate in a coffin!"

Kong Dao: "Then who are you going to eat with in the future?"

"This ...... That's it, you still have to give me food. ”

The more people looked at these two people, the more interesting they felt, one beggar, one monk, one begging for food, the other turning into a relationship, to put it bluntly, what is the difference? It is precisely because there is no difference that these two people can be so good. Everyone has been gradually attracted by the friendship between the two unconsciously.

Liang Laosan pretended to make a gesture, cleared his throat, and told the story.