Chapter 40 (15)
Qian Yu sighed and said, "That's it, if you can't find the leader of the alliance, you will ask your wife for advice, and it's the same." I thought of a plan, maybe I could deal with the Seven Demon Bosses, and I was about to tell the alliance leader his old man for details. However, the alliance leader is kind-hearted, and I am afraid that he may not agree, according to the old man's opinion, ......" said in a chatter.
Xuan Shuang wanted to get rid of Qian Yu as soon as possible, so that he could coax Nangong Xue to drink the Desperation. Hugging his shoulders and snorting coldly: "As the saying goes, there is a way to steal. The devil still advocates fighting alone, and decides with real skills. But these conceited and weak people who can be bullied, instead play despicable and shameless means behind their backs, and say it so loudly, so shameless. Qian Yu said angrily: "Children are not sensible, adults talk, don't interject indiscriminately." Xiang Nangong Xue changed his face again, and said, "What about Madame's opinion?"
Nangong Xue muttered: "Although it is a loss of fairness, this proposal ...... But it's also very strange. However, although the Seven Demon Demons are extremely vicious, they are not fools after all, can we really deceive him?"
Qian Yuxi said: "Yes, this is the effect we want! The more strange it is, the more unexpected it is for others, and it is expected to win by surprise." The Seven Demon Heads will believe in burning themselves into demons, and they will not doubt the claims of such gods and ghosts, this method is the best. The old man knew that Madame would definitely resonate with me!" In fact, Nangong Xue did not agree with his strategy, so it was inconvenient to refuse in person, and he was unwilling to praise against his will, so he compromised and said "strange".
Xuan Shuang sneered: "Yo, climb along the pole, and you will gasp when you say you are fat." People are giving you face, barely supporting the show, you can't hear this? After being tempered by heavenly fire and turning into a demon, is this matter justified and well-documented, and I don't see that he has succeeded in the end? How can it be like you that sounds like a scam? Let me ask you, if your enemy tells you for no reason, as long as you throw your weapon into the river, your ancestors who have been buried in the grave for thousands of years can climb out and pay you a good old age, do you believe it?
Qian Yu sneered: "It's full of nonsense, only a fool will believe it! Are you sincerely playing with grandpa?" Xuan Shuang said: "Well, then congratulations, it's finally a little better than a complete fool." People are a hundred times smarter than you, just imagine, even a fool like you can't fool you, so don't be embarrassed outside. ”
Qian Yu was furious when he heard this, he originally saw that Xuan Shuang was just a child, and he didn't want to worry too much about him, but after all kinds of provocations, he was really angry. Xiang Nangong Xue asked, "Madam, who is this kid, how can he talk nonsense here?" Nangong Xue said: "This ...... This ......" really doesn't know how to introduce his embarrassing identity. Xuan Shuang snorted coldly and said nonchalantly, "My name is Ling Shuang Ash." Raising his gaze, he squinted defiantly.
Qian Yu was stunned and said: "Ling Shuang Ash, is that the deputy sect leader of the Demon Sect, Ling Shuang Ash?" Xuan Shuang sighed: "Old man, I'm afraid you are also blinded and deaf, when I betrayed the Demon Sect in Huashan, the world knows it, how can you be the only one who is lonely and unheard?" Qian Yu hated and said: "What kind of betrayal of the Demon Sect is simply a good show staged by you inside and outside!"
Xuan Shuang said: "If you say yes, then forget it." But the old gentleman is not small, even such a top secret within our Demon Sect, he can say casually, I don't know which undercover hall master you are? Let's pair the joint code, okay? You see, I am so famous, and you have admired me for a long time, but I can't call your name, isn't it rude?"
Qian Yu was so angry that smoke was coming out of his head, Nangong Xue was angry and funny, and said, "Okay, Xuanshuang, don't make trouble." Elder Qian, he was brought by the leader of the Li Alliance, and now that he has reformed himself, we should give him a chance. Qian Yu snorted twice, which roughly meant that I didn't see that this little devil had changed his way in the slightest.
Xuanshuang smiled hippie and slapped his palm: "Yes, but the leader of the Li League knelt on the ground and begged me, so I agreed to let him join the Martial Arts League." Otherwise, who cares about your place?"
Nangong Xue frowned, feeling that what he said was excessive, but she didn't know that Li Yijie had indeed knelt down to him and begged, but his actions were different.
Hearing Xuan Shuang smile again: "So, if you doubt me now, you doubt the vision of the leader of the Li League, you doubt the reliability of the entire Martial Arts League, you doubt whether the gangs in the alliance are on the same side as you, and you doubt yourself." See, even you have to be suspicious, and no wonder others are suspicious. Oh, yes, let me introduce myself first, I am really great, not only the deputy head of the Demon Sect, but also the elder brother who is about to become the prince in the palace. If you want to talk about intelligence, you are going undercover for both parties at the same time. You see, I've told you everything from the bottom of my heart and lungs to you. Even if it's to repay me, you should tell me a few words of truth, right? Honestly, which hall are you the master of the hall? Wind Thunder Hall, Yaolong Hall, or ......?"
Qian Yu said angrily: "You stinky boy, shut your mouth for me! The old man is a dignified eight-bag elder of the beggar gang, how can he be fooled by you?"
Xuan Shuang pretended to suddenly realize, nodded sharply, pretended to be full of curiosity, scratched his scalp, and said, "Oh, probably because I don't have a good memory, but this beggar gang ...... When does it not belong to the Wulin League? Or is there infighting among your beggars to fight for territory? Or is the leader of your gang intending to replace the leader of the Li League? Well, it is a good thing to have an enterprising heart, and I will not vote against you. That's why he took advantage of the absence of the alliance leader to deliberately put forward a strategy to strive for performance. If it happens, it will be able to gain the hearts and minds of the people. In case it doesn't work out, you can also push the black cauldron to the alliance leader to carry it, it's really a clever plan! Hey, it's just that the martial arts is in danger, so everyone should work together to fight against the enemy, and it is against the ...... This is called ......'the duty of chivalry'! It is usually called a smart face and a stupid belly, look at your stupid face full of brains, I guess you have a smart belly, and I don't know what you're thinking. I'm telling you, don't play dumb for me, you should understand what I said?"
Qian Yu shouted angrily: "How can this be reasonable! How can there be such a reason! The Wulin League has always been of one heart and one mind, how can it be confused by a few provocations from you, a little ghost?"
Xuan Shuang said: "Your voice just don't let it go so loud, it is also of one heart and one mind." You want to shout twice, 'How can this be justified,' just to accuse it of being of one heart and one mind? Hey, it seems that some people just can't get used to seeing their wives and make trouble. I obviously have good intentions to woo everyone, but you say that I provoked, oh, yes, provoked the relationship between you and everyone, and it is not good for you to be the leader of the alliance. Oops, this is the little brother's negligence, the little brother is wrong. You have a lot of old people, so forgive me this time, right?"
Nangong Xue grabbed Xuanshuang's sleeve and scolded: "You're not messy enough, aren't you......?
Qian Yu's chest rose and fell in anger, and he said angrily: "This damn uneducated little ghost!" was so angry that smoke almost came out of his head, and he caught a glimpse of the teacup on the ground, and poured it into it.
Xuan Shuang hurriedly shouted: "Slow ......" With his skills, he could have stopped it in time, but he dragged Nangong Xue with one hand, and it was inconvenient to slap it over, so he could only watch Qian Yu drink the tea dry, and there was not even a drop left. He beat his head again and again, and said angrily: "I have no education, and it is also that Master Li has not taught well." No matter how dissatisfied you are with the alliance leader, you don't have to change your way to fabricate accusations against him......"
Qian Yugang wanted to open his mouth to refute, but suddenly his eyes rolled and he fell to the ground with a "bang". Another beggar disciple accompanying him was startled and shouted, "Hey, find a doctor to take a look!" and said, "You demon boy, what kind of demon magic are you doing?"
A thin doctor in the hall responded to the greeting and immediately rushed into the room, hurriedly took out the medicine box, and called for Qian Yu. Xuan Shuang shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly: "What kind of demon method are you talking about? I haven't done anything! Did I stuff that tea for him to drink? He secretly drank my tea, and I haven't settled accounts with him yet! Why don't you compensate him for it!"
The little beggar said angrily: "Everyone has seen it with their own eyes, and you still dare to deny it! I knew that you were not a good demon in the outer way, so the leader of the Li League should not have kept you! If you hadn't poisoned you, how could Elder Qian faint in a good manner?"
Xuan Shuang said: "It is precisely because everyone has seen it with their own eyes that I will not make anything weird, otherwise, wouldn't I be making trouble for myself?" I will tell you, friend, poisoning also requires money, and poison will not fall from the sky in front of you." If I'm really sent by the Seven Evil Saints to make trouble for you, I should also find someone with some weight to start with. Elder Qian is nothing, it's like I'm going to go to a house and steal something, and instead of taking something of value, I want to shave a sleeping pig in his pigsty. Maybe he drank too much last night, maybe he suddenly saw a mouse, or maybe he did too much......"
The little beggar said angrily: "Little brute, it's nonsense! Who is the doctor?" Xuan Shuang smiled: "I don't have the leisure to be verbose, you have been fooling around with me all along." The little beggar was so angry that he had to wait for the diagnosis. But seeing that the doctor's expression became more and more solemn, he rummaged through the type of utensils in the box. Sometimes leaning over his chest to listen to his heartbeat, sometimes rolling his eyelids, sometimes looking at the tongue coating, but never came to fruition.
The little beggar shouted angrily, "Hey, will you cure it!" Hearing his shout, I am afraid that the house will tremble three times. Xuanshuang gloated at the excitement, and the doctor muttered, "This...... Qian Ye's symptoms are very strange, I'm afraid it's not poisoning...... As for why he suddenly fainted, I really don't know, and I can't say at this time. Maybe it's because he's too tired, so he can lie down and rest a little longer, or he may be able to wake up on his own. ”
The little beggar said angrily: "Hey, if he wakes up by himself, what else can you see?" Xuanshuang clapped his hands and laughed: "It's his business that he doesn't wake up, why is it a doctor? Hehe, hehe, too tired? Don't take it too seriously?"
This sentence led the little beggar's spearhead back, and said angrily: "You still dare to talk nonsense! It's not that you are stunned by Elder Qian!" Xuan Shuang smiled: "How do you know that it must be me?" Maybe he fainted when he thought that you, a disciple, were too uncompetitive and had no face to live in the world?" The little beggar said angrily: "You are the only one who quarrels with him, who are you and not you?"
Xuan Shuang said: "Is there a quarrel, it seems that both parties have to participate in the quarrel." Maybe he thinks what I said is reasonable, and he is ashamed to blame himself until he faints, and you should also learn from his spirit of courage and responsibility. Besides, he was louder than me just now, why didn't I faint? Now you are yelling at me so red and thick neck, should I faint too?"
Pretending to roll his eyes and fall backwards. His head and neck were parallel to the ground, and then he suddenly straightened up, leaned in front of the little beggar, and said with a smile: "Or is it that you people in the beggar gang are so careless?
The two were arguing happily, when they suddenly heard a scream: "Shut up! stop arguing!" It was Nangong Xue, who was always quiet. Xuan Shuang immediately shifted his position and said, "Yes, you stinky stinking Huazi doesn't have a clean mouth, and you make Madam angry, and you don't carry your elder out?"