Chapter Seventy-Eight: Three Army Mountains
"Young man, young man, alas, can you be scared like this by falling into a pit?"
The young man in the pit screamed, "Who are you? Who are you!"
Liang Laosan slowly walked to the cave, and there was a black-maned horse lying in front of him, it was panting, and the hot breath from its nose blew Liang Laosan's ankles warm.
Liang Laosan squatted down and touched it, "You're still good, not like the guy in the cave, noisy and stupid." The man in the cave leaned against the damp cave wall, and he didn't care if the stone on the cave wall was against his back, he wanted to see who had planted him in the pit. But he couldn't see anything, only a pair of feet, and he couldn't even see a pair of feet.
The pit man wailed: "Uncle, uncle, please let me go, I have no money, nothing, I have a rotten life, uncle, you are not rare, let me go......"
Liang Laosan plucked out his ears and said to the black-maned horse lying down: "Did you hear, isn't it very noisy, you must be very annoyed by him, I am almost annoyed to death by him." Come on, come on, I'll help you get free!" As soon as he finished speaking, Liang Laosan stretched out two hands full of dirt, grabbed the reins, and gently tugged on them, and the reins broke with a "snap", and a "oops" came from the pit.
It turned out that the young man in the pit had been holding on to the reins of the horse in fear and refused to let go, and Liang Laosan dragged him like this, and he couldn't stand the force and fell into the pit. I don't know what I sat on, and I was so painful that tears came out for a while.
The pit was pitch black and couldn't see anything, the young man touched the ground he had just fallen, and felt the hard temptation, thinking that Bacheng was a stone, but who knew that a soft and hot thing suddenly came out of the stone, and the young man was so frightened that he peed his pants.
With tears on his face, he begged: "Uncle, uncle, what do you want? I'll give it to you, let me out! Let me get out!"
Liang Laosan held it with both hands, and actually helped up a horse weighing more than 2,000 catties, the horse neighed, and Liang Laosan slapped the horse's buttocks: "Let's go!" The horse immediately ran up and ran down the mountain.
After the black-maned horse got up, the moonlight sprinkled into the pit, and Liang Laosan stood on the edge of the pit and looked down at the young man inside, like a frightened kitten, trembling and not daring to look up. Liang Laosan suddenly laughed: "Could it be that I really caught the wrong person?"
The young man slowly raised his head, he also saw Liang Laosan clearly, and he couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, he was actually a beggar. But he still cried with a sad face: "Certainly, it must be wrong, I have never been guilty of it... Uncle, you!"
"Oh, is it?" Liang Laosan squatted down and said to the young man, "You have never offended me, but you are what I am looking for!"
"Huh?"
"You don't need to pretend to be pitiful, isn't this pit jumping up with a casual jump?" Liang Laosan smiled, "How about it, let's rush back and report to others!"
"I'm ......" The frightened expression on the young man's face vanished and was replaced by a sly gaze that was colder and sharper than an ice pick.
The man straightened up and scurried out. Liang Laosan took two steps back, and the two stood opposite each other, with a pit in between.
Liang Laosan smiled and said, "Why bother? Did it save a lot of time when you came out earlier?"
The young man smiled, "Do you recognize me?"
Liang Laosan shook his head and said, "I don't recognize it." ”
"Then how did you ......" The man suddenly seemed to have figured it out, and said coldly: "Interesting, you cheated me out by all luck, who are you? Since you know my identity, you should know that this matter is not something you can control, and if you can't do it, you will put your own little life into it!"
Liang Laosan sneered: "I didn't want to take care of it, but someone invited me to eat a bowl of noodles, and I had to promise him to take care of this matter." ”
"Hmph, I think you're not only a begger, but also a madman, a bowl of noodles can cost you your life?"
"My life is worth a lot of money, others want it for a thousand dollars and don't sell it, but my friend wants it for a bowl of noodles is more than enough!"
The man sneered: "I want your life, but I don't want to share the money!"
Before the words fell, the man actually sent out two sleeve arrows, and the sound of breaking the wind was "booming", and the arrows had already reached Liang Laosan's eyes. Liang Laosan was unhurried, only tilted his head, and the sleeve arrow slashed through his ear, and he actually shaved off a few strands of hair. Liang Laosan said angrily: "Good guy, do you know that my hair is worth more than your life!"
The man's speed was extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, a shining knife slashed towards Liang Laosan, Liang Laosan fell to the right, his right hand supported the ground, his legs rose, and he kicked the man's chest five times in a row. Seeing that it was not the road, the man hurriedly retreated, holding his chest and panting, "Who are you?"
Liang Laosan smiled and said, "Who do you care who I am! It just so happens that grandpa I have itchy skin, come on, come on, scratch lice for me!"
Liang Laosan's body leaned down and rushed forward, his feet constantly touching the ground, like a long dragon. The man wanted to run away when he saw that Liang Laosan was so tall, but Liang Laosan's move was fast and accurate, and he grabbed the man's braid and pulled it hard, and the man couldn't withstand Liang Laosan's brute force and fell backwards.
Liang Laosan's explosive power was extremely great, and a piece of hair with braids on the back of the man's head was torn off by Liang Laosan, and the man screamed in pain, and he didn't know if it was a headache or a butt pain.
The man covered the root of his tail with one hand and touched his head with the other, and the back of his head was wet and hot, and when the man saw it, one hand was bloody, and a layer of skin was torn off! Liang Laosan held his braid and smiled: "Ouch, I'm sorry, I don't know how much your hair is worth?
The man looked at Liang Laosan in horror, and his previous arrogance was gone, "Who are you? Why do you want to harm the good deeds of the Nangong Immortals? You, you, you let me go, I won't tell him this, you can live!"
"Yo! It's already the end of the crossbow and you still want to threaten me? Tell you, if I'm afraid of you being scared, I won't call Liang Laosan!"
"Liang Laosan... Liang Laosan..."The man sat on the ground and muttered, and suddenly looked up and exclaimed: "You are Liang Laosan in the 'Four Scoundrels'?"
"Yo, I didn't expect you to know that I was asking for food, then you should also know that I have no money, and I can't afford to pay for your horse and your hair..."
"Okay, good!" I saw that the man nodded again and again, and immediately changed his posture, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to Liang Laosan vigorously, Liang Laosan smiled and said: "Interesting, everyone in the world only bows down when they see the emperor, and today I have a taste of being an emperor." Haha!"
Liang Laosan shouted: "Don't bow first!" The man had really been taught by Liang Laosan to be obedient, and immediately stopped kowtowing, "You always tell you to give you old orders!"
Liang Laosan was very proud in his heart, cleared his throat, and said, "You're going to reply to the letter, right?"
The man nodded again and again, and Liang Laosan said again: "Did Nangong He ask you to ask someone to help him do evil?
The man was hesitant, as if Nangong He was watching him here at this time. He wanted to scratch his head, but he touched the wound, and screamed in pain, Liang Laosan saw him grinding and chirping, and said impatiently: "Don't you say it? Don't say that I will pull out all your remaining hair!"
When the man heard this, he was really frightened, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, immortal... Nangong He, he did ask me to ask a capable person to help him!"
"Oh, what kind of talents?"
"I don't know. ”
"You don't know what you mean? If you dare to lie to me again, I will make you suffer some more time!
"But, but I really don't know what your old man wants to know? I can only tell you that I only heard the man's voice. And no one saw him. ”
"Fart, Nangong old thief asked you to invite a capable person but didn't tell you the name of that person? I think you don't want to tell the truth!" Liang Laosan got up and stretched out his hand to grab the man's head, the man hurriedly hugged his head, but accidentally touched the injury, but he could only hold back the pain and cry out: "I really didn't lie to you, I really didn't!" That day, Nangong He just told me to go to the Miaoyun Cave of the 'Sanjun Mountain' to ask for an expert, but he really didn't tell the name of the little one. And that mountain and that cave were extremely secretive, and I couldn't find out when I asked around, and then it was one of the man's apprentices who happened to meet the little one, and told him with a smile that he was coming, and he introduced the helper to him!"
"Oh?" Liang Laosan pondered, "Sanjun Mountain, Miaoyun Cave, why have I never heard of it!
The man kowtowed again and said, "Oh, it's all up to this, even if you give the little ten dares, I don't dare to lie to you old! Not only are you old, but even the people under the mountain have never heard of Sanjun Mountain, and they still live at the foot of Sanjun Mountain." ”
"Oh, so the name of Sanjun Mountain was not given by people, but by that helper?"
"That's probably it, the little ones don't know. ”
"Do you remember how you got to that mountain, that cave?"
"This ......"
"What? What can't you say?"
"It's not that you can't say it, it's small, you have to say that you don't remember that you don't reply to the letter!"
Liang Laosan hugged his arms to his chest and snorted coldly: "Since you know that I won't believe it, don't say those useless nonsense!"
The man knelt on the ground, with a bitter face, and sighed: "I know that you are not old, but I still have to say that I don't know." Because the little ones really don't know. When the little one entered the mountain and the cave, he was blindfolded by the apprentices of the helper, and he didn't know where he went. The man paused, and then said, "Still, there is something strange. ”
"What's weird?"
"The little Sui Ran was blindfolded, and there was a little fear in his heart, so I paid special attention, I felt that the Miaoyun Cave where the helper was located was not very far from the small village where I met his apprentice......"
"And then?"
"But when I was in that village, I didn't see any mountains around. ”
"Oh?" Liang Laosan frowned when he heard this, and thought carefully, "There is no mountain, but it is called Sanjun Mountain." ”
Liang Laosan shouted at the man, "Are you telling the truth?"
"It's true!"
"In this way, Sanjun Mountain may not be a mountain, but just a place name. ”
The man also saw the opportunity to act, and hurriedly echoed: "Oh, yes, yes, it must be like this, you are really wise and wise, and you figured it out at once!"
Liang Laosan cast a look of disdain and disgust at him: "I hate the person who sloths the most in my life, no wonder you can be Nangong He's subordinate, you are really a complete sycophant!"
The man smiled earnestly, as if Liang Laosan had praised him.