Chapter 026: Broad and Profound (II)

Ding Yi was very interested when he heard this, and asked curiously: "Actually, I have learned a little trick to be able to wash away...... Would you like to be reminded of all your memories before you were three years old?"

"Ahh

"Uh-" Ding Yi and Luo Xiao immediately realized that they had made a mistake.

"Master, why do I think that many things that have been handed down from ancient China can't be fully believed?" Guan Xiao looked at the little girl who had a skin-to-skin relationship with him and was scared like this, not knowing what was going on, and suddenly there was an urge to rush out and hug me in the bottom of my heart, uh...... This is what the so-called wine strengthens people's courage and strengthens people's hearts.

Ding saw that the apprentice suddenly jumped out to refute himself, and was stunned for a moment, Guan Xiao was not so bold before, too...... He was a practitioner of authentic children's skills, so he naturally couldn't guess the apprentice's flowery intestines that had just changed color, so he just glared at Guan Xiao, and the little guy immediately fell under the master's obscenity, and made excuses for himself: "That...... It's not an academician surnamed He who said that 90% of traditional Chinese medicine is dross, and calls for the banning of traditional Chinese medicine, which is something that has been handed down for thousands of years...... "The meaning of the little guy's words is very clear, 90% of traditional Chinese medicine is fake, and what other things that have been handed down from the old generation, I am afraid that nine out of ten are fake."

Yes...... Ding Yi didn't expect that just a few days after he came out, the big disciple in charge had learned to talk back, it was really organized and undisciplined, and the little green cigarette pouch knocked a few times on Guan Xiao's head: "Grandma, you little rabbit cub, who can't learn well, you actually learned to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors with He Zuoxiu, that bastard!"

Guan Xiao was stupid at the time, and the big bag that rose quickly on his head told him that the master was really angry this time, and the little guy couldn't help but think of a dialogue in the movie: "** Very angry, the consequences are very serious!"

It's just that Guan Xiao can't figure it out a little, even if he says a wrong sentence and a half, this is ...... I can't be so atmospheric.

Old Man Luo is a person who has come over, so he naturally understands why Guan Xiao suddenly said to the master, he can't let this little guy suffer too much, Master Luo stretched out his hand to stop Ding Yi: "Old brother, speaking of which, it's not that your apprentice doesn't understand it alone, the main thing is that he is an academician, and he still talks nonsense with red mouth and white teeth, when my third child graduated from university, the surname He was making a lot of nonsense, saying that Chinese medicine was "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" as early as 2000 years ago , then it should be able to treat typhoid fever, as a result, He Zuoxiu said that his father was suffering from typhoid fever, and asked a well-known Chinese medicine doctor to treat it, but he died early at the age of 26, and the third child came back to ask me this question, I really can't explain it clearly, your Uncle Ding is a real master of Xinglin, let him talk about it. ”

"Hmph!" Ding Yi snorted heavily, and took a few puffs of cigarette: "Traditional Chinese medicine has been at least 100,000 years from its birth to today, strictly speaking, Chinese medicine is also separated from the two factions of Taoism and Danding, and that bastard He Zuoxiu is purely a number of classics and forgets his ancestors!" Ding took a few more puffs of cigarette in a huff: "There have been wars and turmoil in Chinese history. Han had the Xiongnu, the Three Kingdoms was a fratricidal slaughter, and then there was the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Han people were treated as two-legged sheep, the army drove the Han people to march in battle, and slaughtered the Han people on the spot after camping; finally there was the Tang Dynasty, followed by the Anshi Rebellion, the Huangchao Uprising, and the Central Plains was ten rooms and nine empty; it did not stop for many years, the Khitan, Jurchen, and Mongols came again, killing all the way from the north to the south; and then there was the Later Jin, leaving hair without head, and almost killing all the bloody men among the Han people, in the past two thousand years, how many Han people have died?"

Everyone in the room didn't know how Ding Yi could pull the topic farther and farther.

Ding Yi refilled the tobacco and took two puffs slowly: "You have all studied history, right, there are four ancient civilizations in the history of the world, so do you know what happened to the other three civilizations now?"

Of course Guan Xiao knew, but the big bag on his head still hurt a lot, and the little guy didn't dare to stand up, Luo Laosan replied: "Our teacher said that their civilization has all perished, from writing to civilization, it has not really continued, and now it can only be excavated through archaeology." ”

"That's right!" Ding Yi then threw out a second question: "Then why are the other three gone, leaving China alone? Moreover, in Chinese history, how many large-scale massacres and foreign invasions have the Han people experienced, why did the Han civilization not die out?"

Without waiting for the four juniors to answer, Ding Yi immediately asked the third question: "In other history, especially in the history of the West, which is particularly admired by the bastard bastard He Zuoxiu, there have been large-scale infectious diseases, such as the Black Death, smallpox, etc., and the number of deaths from these infectious diseases has exceeded 10 million at a time, spanning several countries and even continents, so which of you has heard of similar large-scale infectious diseases in Chinese history?"

This question, the most surprising thing is not the Luo family brothers and sisters but Guan Xiao, how can Ren Guan Xiao try his best to recall, there has not been a single outbreak of a national or regional infectious disease in Chinese history, if you must say that there is one time, that is the time of Zhang Zhongjing in the Han Dynasty, and he was also prevented by the medical saint using his medical skills. When Guan Xiao heard this, he already knew what the master wanted to say.

"That bastard Internet café academician always looks down on traditional Chinese medicine, and always thinks that Western medicine can operate and treat diseases quickly, hum, Guan Xiao, you tell the two brothers and your sister, when was the earliest surgery in China. ”

"Oh, it's the Three Kingdoms before 1900, and the main swordsman is Hua Tuo...... I'm not talking about the romance of scraping bones and healing wounds. Guan Xiao was afraid of being misunderstood, so he immediately quoted the scriptures: ""Three Kingdoms•Hua Tuo Biography" contains: 'If the disease is accumulated and cannot be reached by acupuncture and medicine, when the person who needs to be circumcised, he will drink his hemp and boil it, and he will be drunk and die without knowing it, because it is broken. If the disease is in the intestines, the intestines will be broken and washed, and the abdomen will be sewn and rubbed, and the difference between four or five days will not be painful, and the person will not be self-conscious, and it will be calmed down in one month. ’”

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is not as good as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is one of the twenty-four histories of China, almost irrefutable authority, especially "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", when the author Chen Shou wrote the work, the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu have all returned to the Jin, that is to say, Chen Shou has absolute neutrality, and there is no need to worry about other historical authors being forced to write against their will (the status of historians in Chinese history is very independent).

There was silence in the room, 2,000 years ago, Hua Tuo was able to open a knife to wash his intestines, that ...... Western medicine surgery...... What is it?

"Let's talk about that academician again, Zhang Zhongjing's "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" is to solve the problem of the Three Kingdoms era, the so-called typhoid fever at that time refers to external diseases, that is, the current respiratory diseases. Your brothers, don't underestimate ...... colds" Ding Yi glanced at the Luo family brothers: "In 1918, colds broke out from Europe to the United States, and more than 50 million people died of colds a year. Therefore, the high status of Zhang Zhongjing's "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" is definitely not something you can understand. However, the typhoid fever that He Zuoxiu's father contracted at that time was not the typhoid fever referred to in the "Treatise on Typhoid Fever", but an acute intestinal infectious disease caused by a typhoid bacillus, one is a respiratory disease, and the other is an intestinal disease, which is not the same thing at all. Moreover, the disease was introduced to China relatively late. Academician He, a leading scholar in the scientific circles, still couldn't understand the "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" and typhoid fever, so he jumped out and made a lot of nonsense, and he ...... to the truth."

Old Man Ding Yi looked at his apprentice with a smile, and Guan Xiao's little face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.

"So many things in ancient times are real and credible, is there really a god and the Jade Emperor in the sky, is it really 28 stars? Is it really Chang'e? Is there really a Cowherd and Weaver Girl......" Luo Xiaojia stared at her beautiful big eyes, and shot a series of whys like a small machine gun?

Unspeakable Master:

This story is purely fictional, and if someone has a similar name and event, it is purely a TNND coincidence.