Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!

You just knit a sweater, and you're a fart.

The tragic experience of this dead fat man is all self-inflicted.

Knowing the whole story, Song Hao certainly won't feel guilty anymore.

Although Tian Xiaotao did not pretend to be forced, the other party would still find him sooner or later.

But can that be the same, the time will be delayed a lot, and you don't have to worry about your college English hanging up.

So Tian Xiaotao's tragic experience has nothing to do with him, but he has hurt himself so badly.

Thinking of this, Song Hao naturally didn't have a good face for this bad friend: "I still want to know what happened, why did you faint inexplicably, and why did the talisman be on the courier brother's body." ”

"I ......"

A poor fat man opened his mouth, how did he know why, because of that period of memory loss, he was still in the clouds, and at this time, he naturally couldn't answer a question in the face of Song Hao's questioning.

A bewildered face.

Song Hao sighed.

Didn't continue to be hard for this guy.

The reason why he put all the blame on Xiao Tao was because he was worried about his identity being exposed, after all, those guys' behavior in class was a little too out of line, and it might attract the attention of people with a heart.

And let this dead fat man be the backstabber, no one will suspect that he is an immortal cultivator.

It may be unfounded, but it's always right to be careful.

......

That night, in order to celebrate the four friends, finally reunited for the first time two months after the start of school, Song Hao and their dormitory came to have a dinner.

Flying Fish House on the water!

As the name suggests, the restaurant's signature dish is boiled fish, which is served with condiments, which is a variety of spicy and fragrant flavors.

In addition to weighing ten catties of fish, a variety of side dishes are called a table, and of course, fine wine is also indispensable.

The reason why there are so many fish weighed is because Tian Xiaotao's food is proportional to his weight, and what a person can eat can top three or five strong men.

According to him, it is not easy to say whether ten catties of fish is enough, and he was originally going to weigh twenty catties in one breath.

"Don't do that. ”

Tian Xiaotao's reckless behavior was desperately stopped by Zhuang Lanxi and Yu Shaoxia.

What are you kidding, four people eat twenty catties of fish, and there is a table full of side dishes, he doesn't want to be used as a wine bag and rice bag.

It's a shame to go out to eat with this fat man.

In view of the fact that Tian Xiaotao can eat too much alone, and today he is in trouble again, everyone unanimously decided that this meal will be treated by Xiaotao.

This kind of trick of taking the opportunity to slaughter a meal, Song Hao and their bedroom have already played very smoothly, and they are not friends, they originally dismantled each other and dug holes with each other.

I thought the fat man would rebel.

Find all sorts of reasons, all sorts of excuses.

Unexpectedly, the other party accepted it silently.

Yu Shaoxia: "It's fake!"

Zhang Lanxi: "You actually have a treat, dead fatty, have you been taken away?"

Song Hao was also puzzled, could it be that the erasure of memories affected the other party's character, he was usually quite picky.

"Get out, get out, if you don't want me to have a treat, just say it, don't get cheap and sell well. Tian Xiaotao's face was dissatisfied, and then changed to a very stinky look: "Is it really that I am very picky, now your brother and I are not the same as before." ”

"What's the difference?" Zhuang Lanxi blinked, a look of curiosity on his face.

"Now I am the head disciple of the southern school knitting sweater, I have achieved great success, and I am about to reach the peak of my life. ”

The crowd was dumbfounded.

Yu Shaoxia: "Crazy." ”

"Ah Hao, do you remember what the phone number of the city's psychiatric hospital is, brother, we can't watch Xiao Tao become a psychopath and wander outside. Zhuang Lanxi was also very calm, and took out his mobile phone seriously.

And Song Hao ...... The forehead is bruised.

This dead fat man, he really doesn't have a long memory, he scolded him in the afternoon, he is actually here again, what kind of miracle will he accomplish with me?

Divine skill your sister, knitting a sweater is such a stinky fart, if you become an immortal cultivator like you, then I don't know how you will show off everywhere.

I really want to flatten him.

So Song Hao made a choice, if he didn't teach him a lesson today, his name had to be written upside down.

Thinking so in his heart, on the surface, he did not get angry, but opened the wine on the table and poured it for everyone.

"Come, this is our brother's first reunion this semester, everyone!"

After speaking, Song Hao did it first as a respect, and the other three people drank it obediently.

Then Song Hao poured the wine again.

This cup is to celebrate Xiaotao's gain again, hoping that one day, he can exceed the Guinness World Records. ”

Tian Xiaotao was furious: "Ah Hao, you get out." ”

However, the other two laughed: "That's a great thing. ”

"Yes, being able to surpass Guinness in weight can leave a name in history, which is much better than any campus celebrity list. ”

......

What is a bad friend, that is, I treat you as a brother in my heart, but I usually joke, but I always look for an opportunity to stab you twice in the heart.

"That's a good reason, you have to drink it. ”

"Yes, this time I'll do it first. Yu Shaoxia was also brave, he had the worst amount of alcohol among the four, but he drank the liquor in his hand to the bottom.

In the end, under the coaxing of everyone, although Tian Xiaotao was dissatisfied, he had to obediently comply, after all, it was difficult to commit public anger.

Then, Song Hao poured the wine again.

......

Facts have proved that the reason why immortal cultivators are immortal cultivators is that they have left the category of mortals, even if Song Hao is only a rookie in the Qi Condensation Realm, this amount of alcohol is incomparable to mortals.

Not to mention that his cultivation of "Eating and Cultivating Immortals" is simply an open-minded existence, which can directly convert wine into quenching energy.

Although the effect of this bit of wine is very little to Song Hao, in this case, it is even more impossible to get drunk.

When school just started, he directly single-handedly poured the whole class down.

Now...... It's even easier to deal with just three bad friends.

And the reason Song Hao found to drink is becoming more and more bizarre.

For example: "My grandmother's old sow successfully gave birth to a litter of piglets last year!"

Cheers to this.

Another example: "The cousin of my second uncle's neighbor finally found a girlfriend this year and got rid of the single dog, do we want to celebrate him and have a drink?"

"Yes, it's worth celebrating. ”

"Cheers. ”

......

The three of them said in a daze, although the ghosts didn't know who the cousin of Song Hao's second uncle's neighbor was.

This is also because of the three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, and the three of them have drunk dizzy, otherwise, if Song Hao had found such a reason to toast with them at the beginning, I would have lost if I didn't get complained about and go crazy. ”