"Don't you push me......"

"What can I do ......?"

Another year.

"You're still ?...... me"

"It's you who don't move. ”

Another year.

"If you push me again, I'll crush you to death!"

"How many years have you been holding me down?

Spring goes and autumn comes, year after year.

A stone on Huaguo Mountain quarreled with a small grass under the stone.

......

One day after a long time.

"Haha, Xiaocao, I can finally move!"

The stone suddenly shattered, and a little monkey with golden hair jumped out. He pointed to a herbaceous plant at his feet and said viciously: "Xiaocao, you don't want to stand up to me anymore." ”

"Stinky monkey, don't call me grass! I'm not grass. Have you ever seen grass blossom and bear fruit?" The grass, which was more than a foot long, stretched out its tiny branches that had been oppressed for many years, waved its fist-sized leaves, shook a tuft of fingernail-sized, green and green fruit seeds, and added: "Also, it is obvious that you pressed me so hard that I couldn't straighten my waist, and the wicked person sued first." ”

Little stone, no, the little monkey has been thinking about it for countless years, and finally got what he wanted to move, so he didn't care so much anymore: "Oh, Xiaocao, then tell me, what are you?"

"I—I don't know...... Xiaocao said deflated, "and no one told me." ”

"That's right, you don't know what you're called anyway. The little monkey wanted to comfort him, but his face suddenly changed: "No, Xiaocao, what did you just call me?"

"Stinky monkey, it's all said, don't call me Xiaocao!" Xiaocao resisted.

"No, no, Xiaocao, why do you call me 'stinky monkey'? Isn't my appearance 'human'?" the little monkey was anxious and frightened.

"Stinky monkey, don't call me Xiaocao!" Xiaocao is still persistent.

"Xiaocao, don't you say that 'people' have hands and feet, eyes, ears, nose and mouth, can crawl on all fours, and can also ...... on their own feet"

"Hmph, stinky monkey, you're not a 'human' anyway. Xiaocao stared at the tail on the little monkey's ass and affirmed.

......

I don't know how long the quarrel lasted, but the little monkey finally got discouraged.

In the countless years that he has been with Xiaocao, he has intermittently learned from Xiaocaokou that the former owner of Huaguo Mountain has a deep relationship with 'people'.

Man is the spirit of all things, the most wonderful creature in the world.

He has been following Xiaocao's description, hoping to evolve into a human form. It's just that the monkeys frolicking by in Huaguo Mountain gave him the wrong reference.

Eventually, he had to accept that he was a monkey.