Chapter 70: Pen and Paper, Ink and Sword
"Cover it up!" Uncle Nine said solemnly
Then the two apprentices immediately covered the coffin.
Uncle Nine said with an unsteady expression: "Paper, pen, ink, sword!"
"What?"
Wencai and Qiusheng were stunned on the spot! They couldn't hear what they meant, so they looked at Uncle Nine suspiciously!
Uncle Nine was glared at by the two apprentices angrily and said angrily: "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword!"
It didn't take long for both apprentices to get ready.
I saw Uncle Nine lifting the chicken on the altar of the rotten wooden coffin, picking up the kitchen knife handed by Wen Cai and cutting it on his neck!
Xiang Lin Tao avoided it. Because he didn't want to see the killing. I don't want to stop it, it's fate.
"Master wants chickens again?" Wen Cai asked.
Uncle Nine glared at Wen Cai!
Wen Cai still had that pitiful expression, and he kept reading: "Chicken, chicken!"
As Qiusheng took the black ink mixed with black dog blood and handed it to Wen Cai and scolded: "Take it, it's really a mouthful." ”
Here, Uncle Nine slashed at the chicken's neck and placed a porcelain bowl under it to catch the blood, and the blood splashed directly on the porcelain bowl.
Seeing that the blood was almost gone, Uncle Nine handed the chicken to Wen Cai, and Wen Cai put down the black ink mixed with the blood of the black dog.
I picked up the chicken and ran to the kitchen, and after putting it on the kitchen table, I ran back to see the master do something!
Xiang Lin Tao turned his head when he saw that he was done.
At this moment, Uncle Jiu knotted his sword fingers with both hands, made a perfect set of movements, and then picked up a grain of glutinous rice with his index finger in another porcelain bowl.
Put it on the altar in the candle fire, and soon the glutinous rice was ignited. Then throw it in a bowl with chicken blood!
Suddenly, the entire porcelain bowl containing chicken blood burst into flames like gasoline.
Then he picked up the black ink mixed with the black dog's blood that Wen had just placed on the altar and poured it into the chicken blood porcelain bowl, and then moved it into the chicken blood porcelain bowl with a sword finger in his right hand, and then picked up the yin and yang lighting mirror and covered it on the porcelain bowl with multiple mixtures of burning, and soon the fire was extinguished.
Wen Cai took the ink bucket and placed it on the altar table, and then the ninth uncle poured the mixed liquid in the porcelain bowl covered by the yin and yang gossip lighting mirror into the ink bucket.
The whole process only takes three minutes!
Qiusheng asked knowingly: "Where is the bullet?"
Uncle Nine picked up the ink bucket and gave it to him: "If you play it on the coffin, the whole coffin will be played!"
So the two of them picked up the ink fountain and bounced it on the coffin!
Xiang Lin Tao walked up to Uncle Nine and asked worriedly, "Uncle Nine, is this okay?" Why don't I use the Buddha's light to suppress him?"
Uncle Nine nodded and glanced at Lin Tao gratefully.
Xiang Lin Tao walked to the altar and read in his mouth: "The incense is hot, the Dharma realm is enlightened, and the sea of Buddhas will be heard from afar!
After chanting, a visible Buddha light enveloped the entire coffin.
"Little brother, your mana is good!" Qiusheng and Wencai said while continuing to talk about Modou: "You are Xiang Lin Tao, right, you can call me Qiusheng in the future." Call me Senior Brother Wencai. ”
"Okay, Qiusheng, Wencai, hehe!" smiled at Lin Tao.
"It looks like the magic power you use is in Buddhism!" Wen Cai said.
"Exactly," Xiang Lin Tao replied.
"Don't bounce yours too much. Uncle Nine said angrily, then lit three incense sticks in front of the altar and taught the apprentice to say slowly: "People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombies and dead corpses!"
Wen Cai heard it and interjected with a hippie smile while playing the ink fountain: "People are not only divided into good people and bad people, but also men and women! ”
"Master speaks, what are you interjecting?"
Wen Cai looked at Uncle Jiu's face, as if it had never been flat, and he couldn't see any change!
This made Xiang Lintao suddenly understand why Wen Cai was pitiful all year round. It turned out that his master often kept a straight face.
After the ninth uncle inserted the incense, he continued to teach: "The corpse of the old lady Ren is the corpse that is about to turn into a zombie. ”
"How can a corpse become a zombie?" at this time, Qiusheng asked Uncle Nine. Wen Cai then said: "Yes, how can people become bad people?"
"A person becomes a bad guy because he is not angry!" Uncle Nine answered Wencai's question head-on, and then returned to Qiusheng's question: "The corpse became a zombie because it had an extra breath." ”
"What does it mean to take an extra breath?" asked Qiusheng suspiciously. At this time, Xiang Lin Tao and Wen Cai also wanted to hear what the hell was going on.
Uncle Nine replied: "Before a person dies, he holds his breath, sulks, and after he dies, he will have a breath in his throat!"
"That's to be dead and angry. Wen Cai interjected again, and Uncle Nine gasped at this time and heard Wen Cai say, "So I said that being a man is to be angry." When a person dies, it is most important to lose his breath. If you keep getting angry, you will harm others and yourself. ”
Uncle Nine walked up to Wen Cai: "If you want to play, just play, don't be full of resentment! When you play it, tell me not to leak it!"
Xiang Lin Tao saw that this family seemed to be a living treasure.
Then he walked to the living room with Uncle Nine.
In the morgue, only Wencai and Qiusheng were left to continue to play the ink bucket...