Under this box, Wei Ye and this half-headed Tuo, who called himself "One Hundred and Eight Troubles", were entangled in the commission there, and fell in the eyes of others, but he saw this beggar Hu'er suddenly knelt down and bowed: "In this way, let's sell it to this official from Luoyang one by one." Only the money from this sale has to belong to me, but I am not an official. ”

Wei Ye only smiled and nodded in agreement.

When the guests in the hall saw this, they all frowned, some sighed that Wei Ye, this Luoyangzi, was so big-hearted, and some shook their heads: The slave tribe, even his own family is the property of the master's family, what else is there to say that the money is sold for himself? This Luoyangzi is not familiar with general affairs, and this beggar beard is also a big man who has grown white.

Seeing that this pair of strange masters and servants had finished their rituals, Wei Ye, who was regarded by others as "Luoyangzi with a generous face but no general affairs", said to the foot of the line: "Since it has been agreed now, you will start working with money from now on." The three changes of Maya just now can only be regarded as a literary drama, but will you be able to do martial arts?"

Mrs. Half-Headed Tuo smiled at Wei Ye, and then replied: "The patron wants to ask about our martial arts, it seems that he is really ruthless and spicy, and we will naturally do martial arts." Especially swallowing charcoal and spitting fire, it's a good trick for us to cover up, but let's dance now?"

The immortal warlock also heard what the other party was referring to, nodded and said: "Since this is the case, let's play a trick of swallowing charcoal and spitting fire first, and show everyone that it is rare for everyone to have a good time today." ”

In response to Wei Ye's order, the half-headed Tuo nodded and went down to the hall. When the other guests saw Wei Ye, Luoyangzi, stealing the limelight, they all looked down on him for his extravagant style, but it was not good to write contempt on his face in person, but it made the banquet cold for a while.

The old lady of the Wang family is also a perennial business person, how can she not know why this cold field came from. He hurriedly took the wine glass and said to Wei Ye: "This poor man has also been hanging around here for a long time, a good man, but he ends up hungry and full, and he is often ridiculed by others, and he has no end." Now that the tense is running, he has made a part of the honored guest, and his ancestors are also virtuous, and he deserves this creation. The heart of the guest house is kind, and the old man must respect the benevolent cup of the guest. ”

With the old lady Wang saying this, even if everyone at the banquet couldn't look at Wei Ye anymore, they all raised their glasses and pulled out a smiling face to toast with Wei Ye.

Although he didn't have any penchant for the cloudy rice wine, the fairy warlock still drank sugar water as soon as the cup was dry. The guests were secretly surprised, naturally, those who couldn't see Wei Ye added a "wine bag" comment to this Luoyangzi.

The atmosphere in the hall was a little strange, and the men who came to eat the flowing water banquet in the hall were quite interested. It must be known that in these years, rap artists can gather a circle of people when they walk through the streets and alleys, and in the countryside, entertainment is even rarer. Today, I met a Hu Er who is good at illusion, these greeting guests who can only go up the water table, how can they not see a happy one?

Half-headed Tuo came down to the hall, put his palm on his chest, and made a round of inquiries to the surrounding visitors, and then asked the cook who had also come to see his illusion for a piece of charcoal that burned red, and he took it in his hand, and poured it from his left hand to his right, and swept it back and forth with both hands, but there was no burn on his hand. Immediately recited the incantation of "Nan Wu Sabina Tan Ta Emperor Bi Medicine, Sa Ji Mu Qi Bi Medicine ......".

Others didn't know what he was reading, but Wei Ye could hear it clearly, this was clearly the mantra of the Fire Realm of the Immovable Venerable Ming King transmitted by Tantra. It's just that at this time, Nagarjuna, known as the "Master of a Thousand Treatises" and "the ancestor of the Eight Sects of Mahayana", has just begun to teach tantric mantra cultivation in India. But I don't know that the mantra of the fire realm of the immovable king of the half-truncated head is the inheritance of which sect and which sect of Buddhism.

The guests in the hall were looking at it happily, and they didn't realize that there was a mass of black hair wriggling in the shade of the wall, and it was slipping towards the crowd against the wall.

The black hair moved towards the guest house, covering it in the shade, which can be said to take advantage of people's visual blind spots, and it is almost the same as using invisibility. However, the yin qi on its body can't be hidden, Wei Ye was in the hall, squinted at the root of the wall, half-headed Tuo nodded with a smile, then turned around, moved the piece of fire coal back and forth in his hand, and said to everyone:

"Rank Tan Yue, let's make a trick of swallowing fire and spitting fire. But please be careful with Tan Yue, and when you see which way my mouth is open, you will lower your head a little, so as not to burn your head and face, and be so tired that my new master will have to pay for the soup and medicine!"

He said it funny, and everyone laughed when they heard it. But he saw that the half-cut head Tuo threw the piece of fire coal in his hand into his mouth, chewed a few jue as if he was not afraid of being hot, and then opened his mouth towards the sky, and a pillar of fire erupted from his mouth, like a dragon walking in the sky, and made a spin in mid-air, and rushed straight down the wall.

A miserable howl that ordinary people couldn't hear suddenly sounded, turning into a yin wind and fleeing.

Wei Ye, who was sitting in the hall, snorted in a low voice: "Sure enough, you shouldn't believe that these goods from the Buddhist sect, even if you have hair and are not a bald donkey, you are still so kind to monsters." ”

Regardless of the great prejudice and bad comments of the immortal warlock on Buddhism, there was also a slight problem with the arrangement of the hand he left outside waiting for the net to be closed.

Sima Ling hid half of his body behind the door and looked at the first baked sheep. At this time, the head chef in charge of the kitchen first cut a plate of new meat from the head of the sheep according to the rules of eating sheep in the Western Regions, and put it away, ready to give it to the old lady and the distinguished guests at the table. But I heard the guests over there cheering again: "What a trick!"

Chef Gao couldn't help but be distracted by this cheer, put down the kitchen knife in his hand, and ran to the front compound where the flowing water table was set to see the excitement. Sima Ling took advantage of this opportunity and said to the little mute with a nervous look behind him: "Little mute, you have to pay attention to your surroundings, don't let the half-dead monsters run away." If you can't deal with it, you can use the Taiping Sutra copied by Uncle to throw it away, understand? If you want to oppose my next action, just say it. Well, don't speak, then you're in favor!"

Jumping gently towards the door, a clumsy cat with four short legs flew to the kitchen table, picked up a few freshly roasted lamb's head meat and bit it. It's also a shame that Sima Ling just transforms into a cat, not a real cat demonization, and there is no cat tongue that is afraid of burning. These tender and flavorful lamb head meat entered his mouth, and it only took a few strokes to slide down Sima Ling's throat.

Sima Ling couldn't help but sigh with satisfaction: "The standard taste of roasted whole sheep - it would be better if I added some cumin." ”

was sighing, but he heard a clay plate falling to the ground behind him: "Cat, cat is talking!"