Chapter 31 (7)
Xuan Shuang pointed to the fast side of the catcher and said in a low voice: "That master over there, he is my eldest brother." Here ......" pointed to his temples and continued: "There is something wrong, it will attack from time to time, and then the six relatives will not recognize it." Last time, it was because of his illness that he ran out alone, causing his father's hair to turn gray overnight. I searched many places before I could find it, and after a while I had eaten and drunk, I had to take him home. His brain is not very clear, and he is afraid that he will make trouble and resist, so please tell the guests not to panic. Alas, I really don't want to bring these troubles to your tavern, and that little gift can be regarded as an apology. If it's not enough, I can add more. ”
The shopkeeper saw that as long as there was money to be earned, what should he care about his brother and brother? This body is too low, how can anyone bury his face on the plate when he eats?"
Xuan Shuang sighed: "Who said it wasn't?" but secretly laughed in his heart: "If you have milk, you are a mother, I haven't said anything yet, you will pick the bones in the eggs for me first." Then he added another dose of fierce medicine: "My eldest brother, it seems to be normal on weekdays, but once the illness starts, it is called terrible." Last time I was in the village, I bit him several times, and now I'm still lying on the bed and humming. Hearing the shopkeeper's straight snort, he said, "Then please ask this master, you must get him away as soon as possible." Our store is a small business, but I can't afford to lose anything. ”
Xuan Shuang smiled: "Don't worry, you are refreshed, and I am also righteous, and I will not allow him to damage a penny in your restaurant." Otherwise, I will pay for all the money. "The shopkeeper is very grateful.
The cook was ordered by the boss himself, and he worked very hard. It didn't take long to prepare the side dishes. Xuan Shuang touched the edge of the plate, pretended to be burned and shrunk his hand, and said, "I'm sorry for you to find another guy and bring it to the master's table for me, okay?"
The shopkeeper smiled: "Yes, yes." Ah, the guest officer is so polite, how can this be embarrassing?" said that he was embarrassed, but he hurriedly brought the silver two in front of him, and then called a junior and whispered a few words. The little two nodded again and again, and then took the initiative to pick up the plate and go first. Xuan Shuangqiang couldn't hold back a smile, supported the solemn look on his face, and added a little bit of care and anxiety between brothers.
In front of the man, Xiao Er brought two plates of coarse and light dishes to the table and said, "Guest officer, your tofu." Please use slowly. The man's heart was beating wildly, and he didn't raise his head, and said, "You sent it wrong, take it." Xiao Er stretched out his hand to Xuanshuang and said, "It's this master who honors you." The man was still immersed in the sea and eating, and his cheeks were covered with grains of rice, and he said vaguely, "I don't know him." ”
Xuanshuang was afraid that he would say too much, and he would show his flaws again, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Look, the eldest brother must be sick again." I'll take care of it here, don't bother, let's get busy first. And as he said goodbye, he gave him another piece of silver. There is a way to do things with money, the little two held the silver, and couldn't put it down, and when he left, he muttered: "What a pathetic madman! ”
As soon as Xuan Shuang waited for Xiao Er to leave, he immediately swaggered down opposite the man, grabbed the wine jug, and poured himself a full glass without shying away from it. smiled: "This brother, you and I don't know each other, and no one knows anyone." Today you invite me to drink, and I invite you to eat steamed buns. ”
These two sentences seem to be unrelated. The man was no longer able to hide his head, so he raised his head in embarrassment and replied vaguely: "You don't recognize me." Why do you want me to drink?"
Xuan Shuang said with a smile: "Don't see each other like that, as the so-called 'once born and twice matured', meeting is fate, why not talk about wine? My surname is Aixin Jueluo, dare to ask my brother Taigui's surname?"
The man's face changed miserably, and the muscles on his face seemed to be twisted and turned. After a while, he said, "So, you admit that you are Ling Beile?"
Xuan Shuang clapped his hands and said, "Ah, I'm so happy! It turns out that my reputation is so loud, and any catcher has heard of it." Haha, it's an honor, it's an honor. ”
The man gritted his teeth and said, "In this way, you colluded with the Seven Demon Bosses and intended to rebel, is this also true?" Xuan Shuang said: "Oh, the Seven Demon Demons, the Seven Demon Saints, the number one master in the world of martial arts! Why, do you know him? He is my master, is this considered collusion? Besides, I am already the future prince, what kind of rebellion and usurpation of the position? Which thief will rob his own gold and silver? But my master, his ambition is indeed not small. I don't know if I want to usurp the throne or not, why don't we go and inquire together?"
The man tightened his fists and whispered, "Don't be too happy! You...... You can't escape!"
Xuan Shuang put his mind at ease, knowing that the more he said this, the more he didn't say it. smiled: "Less deceiving, lying should also be drafted." When I entered this restaurant just now, no one except you gave me much attention, and it was clear that I didn't know anything about it. If you break in and talk nonsense for no reason, and others have already taken you as a madman and driven out with a broom, how can you be allowed to be so idle?"
In fact, this move is very beneficial, which is equivalent to saving the lives of everyone in the restaurant. I don't know what the catcher would have thought if he had inadvertently achieved this amazing good karma.
The man provoked him with anger, and said, "Count it as if you guessed it once, don't be arrogant! Believe it or not, I'll say it now?" Xuan Shuang smiled contemptuously, raised his eyebrows, and said, "You don't dare." While tearing the steamed bun in his hand in half, the chopsticks stirred in the tofu plate, dividing the pieces of tofu, and applying the oil at the bottom of the plate to the top, full of self-satisfaction, as if he was sure of everything.
The man said in his heart: "If I don't give you a good taste, you don't know who should be called uncle." He immediately tore open his throat and shouted, "Everyone, listen! He ......" Xuanshuang's eyes were quick, and he immediately picked up the tofu on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth. With your left hand, stuff most of the steamed buns together.
The man only felt something extremely hot between his lips and tongue, tossing and turning, unable to swallow and spit out, and his mouth was uncomfortable and about to smoke. And the tongue held this thing, and the teeth were turned over repeatedly, but it was still so hot that he couldn't open his mouth, and he couldn't say half a word, and the tip of his tongue gradually became numb after a while.
Xuanshuang is also tricky enough, and he stuffed half a piece of steamed bun into it, which filled his already small mouth tightly. In this way, the only way to do this is to wait for the temperature on the tofu to cool down so that the pain can be reduced slightly. I hate this stinky boy to death.
Xuan Shuang didn't delay much, helped him to get up, and said in a long voice: "Big brother, little brother can be regarded as finding you." Come home with me, you don't know how worried Daddy is about you. Taking advantage of the fact that he could not speak to argue, he quickly dragged him out. The man understood that if he went out, he would die, and his hands and feet fluttered, knocking over many tables, chairs, and utensils.
The guests in the store were specially sent by the shopkeeper to inform them in advance, and they all talked behind their backs: "That person is really good, if there is a problem, please ask the doctor to see it." If it can't be cured, he should hide at home in peace, how can he be let out and harm others?" "Yes, that kid is quite sensible. At a young age, he is so smart and clever. "This boy is so cute, how can he be like that mischievous pillar of my house? If he were my son, I would sleep at night and I would be so happy that I couldn't keep my mouth shut." ”......
Xuanshuang led the man back into the street, throwing the noise behind him into the restaurant. After walking not far away, although the man could not speak, his limbs could still move freely, and he shook his hand with all his might, pushed him away, and ran out lifelessly. Xuan Shuang sighed: "I know that it will be death in the end, but I still have to fight against fate first." It's a small effort, like a moth to a fire!"
The man was tall and had long legs, and he had never learned internal skills, but his running speed was much faster than Xuanshuang. But this time it also has an advantage over Xuanshuang, seeing that he is in front of him, you just need to catch up all the way, and you don't have to worry about going in the wrong direction. In the end, it just depends on whose physical strength can last longer?
Heaven does not favor that catches fast. After turning a corner, I didn't run a few steps before a dead end appeared in front of me. There was a pile of garbage in the corner, and I was already very tired. The man didn't think about it, he just relied on a survival instinct to maintain, kicking on the debris, intending to escape over the wall. Xuan Shuang chased after him, picked up a brick from a distance, and smashed it at his ankle. Or because his own ankle has been broken for several months, out of anger, he always thinks about dealing with others.
The bricks are already extremely heavy, and with the momentum when they are thrown, they are even more powerful. The man let out a cry of pain, his ankle broke immediately, and the foot that was pushing down was helpless, and hung stiffly in the air. But he had climbed very high, and with his arms outstretched, he was still on the wall.
Xuanshuang ran to the front and shouted, "Come down!" The man didn't answer, crossed the other leg, and kicked on the debris. Xuan Shuang said angrily: "Okay, then don't blame me for being rude." The sleeves of his shirt were flipped over, revealing the refined concealed weapon barrel that he had been carrying with him. In the scuffle just now, he actually forgot about this treasure, otherwise the enemy's casualties could have reached a new high.
At this point, the cylinder was pointed at the man, and a row of fine steel needles shot out at him. The overwhelming attack of hidden weapons is extremely difficult to avoid, and there is no sign at all before, even martial arts masters have a lot to be planted under this move, not to mention that the person is not up to this level. Those hidden weapons couldn't avoid even one of them, and they were covered by this net. The upper half of his body was filled with dense steel needles, and with a scream, he fell off the wall. When he landed, he collapsed into the debris around him and covered him again. As soon as it rolled on the ground, the steel needle went several inches deep into the flesh.
Xuan Shuang rushed to the front, took out the secret note from his arms, and turned a page at random. Seeing that it is a set of boxing techniques, the changes are extremely complicated, and the power will be amazing. But Xuanshuang paid attention to speed at this time, and chose some simple and easy-to-understand ones from the previous styles, and roughly memorized the actions in his heart. Then he walked up to the man and squatted down, waiting for him to struggle to pick up the debris and show his head, then smiled at him and said, "Hey, now I'll give you a chance." Compete with me, and if you win, then I'll let you go. If you lose, you have to deal with me. What do you think?"
The man didn't know what the hell he was up to, but he thought he was only one person now, and he couldn't do anything. If you talk about martial arts alone, you will win, and you may be able to get a glimmer of life. So he nodded forcefully. Xuanshuang smiled, "Okay, refreshed! Then it begins?" The man didn't say much, and swung his punch at the bridge of his nose that was close to him.
Xuan Shuang flashed slightly, grabbed his pulse, twisted to the side, and slashed out with the other hand as a palm knife, slashing at the man's throat. That blow was used by the person with deep skill, and it could have broken the opponent's wrist immediately. However, Xuanshuang's cultivation is still shallow, and it is just a posture that restricts his actions a little. The man also seemed to see that the shot was even more urgent, like a thunderbolt. He knows that if he wants to win now, the only way to beat him down as soon as possible is to beat him down, so he is also ruthless.
Xuan Shuang parried and said with a smile: "Ah, it's really ruthless! What if you want my life?" According to the graphics in the secret book, he drew the gourd in the same way, he had never practiced internal skills, and the moves were exquisite, and the man was forced to have no power to resist. The last side step turned behind him, and his arms were interlaced, sealing the acupoints of his vest. sighed, and pretended to regret: "Is this the only way that you can be honest?"
The man snorted and stubbornly turned his head away. It is estimated that at this time, I haven't figured out how Ling Beile, who has been practicing three-legged cat kung fu, suddenly became powerful.