Li Yin's Chapter 68 Farce
As she spoke, Evil Heart gripped the soft sword tightly in her hand and slowly approached her skin.
"If you want to kill, you have to listen to the venerable! Why bother to talk about those great truths!"
Feeling the cold glow from the sharp weapon and the stinging pain in the neck, the spirit body was not as afraid of death as it was just now. She directly snorted coldly and closed her eyes resolutely.
"Hey......"
Evil Heart shook his head, reluctantly withdrew his sword, put it behind his back, looked at her with a little regret and said slowly: "As a spirit master, I should indeed completely eliminate you, the evil elf, but as an unlucky Terran monk, I really can't bear to wipe you out." β
"You! you're so deceitful!" the spirit flew to the side in exasperation, looking at him as if he were a nervous disorder.
"Don't cry here, the mouse is pretending to be merciful! Either you take all your companions away and leave, or you kill me!
"Don't be so excited~ Looking at the appearance of your spirit body, you should have been a human race in the present world when you were alive, right?" Evil Heart looked at her carefully.
"What's the matter!? Even if I fall into Pingyang now, I can't be bullied by you vicious dog!"
The spirit still didn't fall into flames, and folded its head to the side with its hands around its chest.
Seeing that the evil heart not only didn't kill her, but also talked to the spirit, Qi Yuan couldn't help but ask questions in his mind.
Why not kill her?
"Because she's good-looking!"
Qi Yuan: ......
Evil heart, according to your character, it is difficult to achieve great things.
"Sorry, I'm kidding you!"
"It's not because 'as long as my sister looks good, Sanguan will run with her facial features', but I have my own plans. β
Are you sure?
After all, the evil elves I've encountered before are inhuman.
"Ann la Ann Blah ~ Thinking creatures, they all have humanity. On the contrary, some beasts in human skins, they are really inhuman!"
"Look at you, anyway, your entire itinerary has been tampered with by me, so you might as well stay in my head and watch the show. β
After some rebuttal, Qi Yuan did not interject again.
He wasn't sure if the path of the evil heart was feasible, but the wood was already in the boat, the raw rice had been cooked, and he could only do his best to assist the evil heart.
After the discussion, the evil heart closed the Ye God, walked up to the spirit body and folded his hands: "This beauty, are you worried that you have no energy supply and can't find a way to cultivate?"
"So what?" the spirit looked at him quizzically.
"That's right!"
"Look at it, look at it!"
"You can't beat me anyway, if I wanted to kill you, I would have done it a long time ago, otherwise why bother talking here?"
"So!! I've got the best of both worlds here! If you miss this village, you won't have this shop! Would you like to come and have a look?"
Seeing that her expression gradually showed disgust, Evil Heart continued to smile like a salesman, and explained passionately:
"As long as you unleash the fierce martial arts first, Qi can ensure your safety! They will never let them touch a single hair of you!"
"Then, I'll tell you that absolutely good way! This deal can't be bought at a loss, can't be fooled, and it's absolutely sure to make a profit!"
"Huh~" The spirit body was covered with goosebumps, and gently touched his shoulders, "You won't be a pyramid scheme in this world, right?"
"Noβyes! I'm a college student, and I'm a good guy who usually goes to a small class honestly and earns a little money to work and study. Evil eyes stared at her with sincerity.
"Uh...... Well, then I'll believe you this time. β
The spirit unraveled the martial arts with a disgusted face, and she was completely disgusted by the evil heart.
At the same time, she was also thinking in her heart, he could unlock the martial arts by killing himself, why did he have to make a deal with himself?
That's a lot to do.
However, for the sake of his "enthusiasm", the spirit still gave him this face. - Mainly because this guy is really annoying!
"Thank you for your understanding!" Evil Heart smiled, returned the soft sword to her, and turned around and walked to Li Xiying's side.
Seeing that she fell into a coma because of excessive mental pressure, the evil heart wiped her sweat for her distressedly, picked her up and walked to Dugu Li.
"Hey, didn't you say you were going to tell me what to do?"
The spirit floated to the side of the evil spirit, looking at him in disbelief.
"Don't worry, don't worry, you've been waiting for so many years, do you care about waiting a few more minutes?"
As he spoke, the evil heart gently placed Li Xiying beside Qin Mi, took out eight Nine Turn Returning Pills from the brocade bag, and stuffed them into the mouths of a group of them plus two animals.
"Wow, why are you so rich? Eight Pins's Nine Turns Back to the Dan...... It's all used as an ordinary pill?!"
The spirits were frightened by his wealth and began to disdain him for his "nouveau riche" behavior.
"Isn't this a trivial case?" Evil Heart stood up and walked up to her disapprovingly, and replied very officially, "But I haven't thought of a way to help you yet, but I'll let you know as soon as there is news." β
"Hey !!"
Lingzhong grabbed his shoulders heavily, and said a little angrily: "You kid's words don't count! You can still go back on what you promised to others! You didn't say to the current company, 'I have read your resume, wait for the notice.'" 'What a ghost!"
"Aren't you a human race in ancient times, how can you know about the present world?" asked Evil Heart in surprise.
"That's because I devour souls and have their memories at the same time. Don't get in the way, keep your promise!"
"Oops~ Don't get excited, I'm not trying to figure out a way for you?" Evil Heart smiled a little embarrassedly, and instantly felt as if he had missed a step.
"I miss you past your ancestors, and you have thought about it for so many years, and you are starting to think about it now?"
"Yo!
Just when they were still unclear about the "dispute" over the content of the transaction, Li Xiying and the others also got up from the ground one after another, touched their somewhat swollen heads, and saw the scene in front of them.
"You die to labor!" the spirit tugged at the evil heart's hair and tugged at his clothes.
"It's like a master, I'm afraid of you!" Evil Heart was not to be outdone, pulling her mouth and pushing her chin. The two of them spoke Sichuan dialect one by one, their faces were hideous, and they were deadlocked together like ordinary people fighting.
Well?
The five of them are cute pets and have question mark faces at the same time.
"Hey, hey, what's wrong with you, little evil?" Qin Mi hurriedly went up and pushed the two of them aside.
"This stinky boy lied to me! And said that there was a good way to tell me! Who knows that I don't know if I ask three questions! Big liar!" The spirit body was so angry that he couldn't take his breath and scolded at the evil heart.