Hahaha, what do you want to say?

When I saw a joke, I laughed and showed it to everyone...... Coincidentally, I didn't write a book, when I was still a platoon commander, an enemy army rushed to my platoon, the last few people rushed to my platoon, my feet slipped to the side, fortunately, I quickly grabbed a branch, and I was about to be surrounded, my heart was horizontal, I simply pretended to be dead, maybe there was a chance to live, my hand loosened and fell down, at this moment, I saw a sharp stump on the ground, this time, if it was solid, it would be dead!

Fortunately, there was a lake below, and after choking on a few mouthfuls of water, I finally climbed ashore, found a rock, sat down, and breathed my breath!

I began to look around me, this is a sinkhole, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, shrouded in mist, suddenly I noticed a bronze ring beside me, and I was curious, but as a soldier, I was still vigilant and carefully observed, because I was afraid that this was an enemy trap, maybe I would detonate a nuclear bomb with a touch of 10,000 tons!

After all, I'm a platoon commander! Suddenly there was a flash of light on the ring, and then a white-bearded old man slowly floated out of the ring, floating in mid-air, smiling and looking at me with blazing eyes!

I was shocked at the time, my steps stepped back again and again, staring at the old man intently, and found that he didn't seem to have malicious intentions, and I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, remembering the fantasy novels I usually read, at that time, my heart was stagnation, my heart was hot, could I cultivate, fight monsters, upgrade my sister, take my little brother, step on people, slap my face, and pretend to be forced to go to the peak of lewdness, thinking of this, my heart is even hotter, my heart is itching, and I knelt at that time!

"Please take me as an apprentice and take me to pretend to be forced to fly with me" Although I don't know what the old man's name is, the old man in the ring is definitely called Yao Lao.

At this time, the old man was confused by my behavior, and he didn't react for a while. Seeing that there was no response for a long time, my heart sank and I said it respectfully!

"Please take me as a disciple and take me to pretend to be forced to fly" The old man reacted at this time,

"Okay, good, since you have this thought, boy, I will accept you as an apprentice" Although the old man's face was calm, his heart was simply happy, and he was going to make a routine, this kid asked him to worship himself as a teacher, but he didn't expect that before he could speak, this kid posted it upside down!

Hey, hey, hey. Although the old man's heart was happy, his face remained unchanged, he cleared his throat and said: "I have a law, this method is called the hot summer decision" Yao Lao's face was solemn, and his voice was low, I listened attentively, and I couldn't help but think about how to pretend to be forced to slap my face and flirt with my sister in the future.

At this moment, a black object fell from a high altitude and landed at my feet, I looked down, and suddenly my pupils contracted, my hair stood upside down, and my soul flew into the sky, it was not something else, the standard equipment of the official medical corps, the C4 bomb, I exploded before the MMP was exported, and the C4 exploded!

At that moment, I knew that I was finished! The beautiful future I had just seen was gone, and I was unwilling to dodge, but I didn't have time to dodge, and the shock wave violently lifted me into the air, and then the flames engulfed me directly!

Yao Lao was stunned, and the bomb had no effect on him. Now Yao Lao hasn't figured out what's going on!

After the explosion stopped, I found that I was gone, and suddenly rolled my eyes, and fell straight into the ring space, the old man's limbs kept twitching, and it didn't take long for him to run out of motion, and the old man died of myocardial infarction.

。 Black Endless Black Chaos Chaos Hazy Suddenly a ray of light illuminated the world, a white vast, consciousness gradually sobered up, who am I?

Where am I, am I dying? Countless questions broke into my mind in an instant, and I couldn't help but cry out in pain

"Ahh

"Wang Sicong, what's wrong with you?"

"It's called wool!

"Damn, don't pit you," and suddenly several angry voices came into my mind. I shook my head, and gradually came to my senses, I looked at my surroundings, and a voice in my heart told me that I had crossed over!

I looked at the screen in front of me, a person called me rich, I am the number one in the world, and I was chasing and killing a person under a tower, and then I shook my head again, thinking carefully about the memory in my head, I seemed to be called, I rubbed my temples, oh yes, my name is - Wang Sicong!

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