Chapter 62: This fart stinks

"Yes, what if you lose?" said with a few famous doctors who came to Zhang Xiaolin.

The eldest grandson Chong looked at these doctors of the famous doctor with interest, where did he not know that Zhang Xiaolin was already in his chest, and this bet would definitely win without any suspense.

Who is Zhang Xiaolin? He dares to take the queen under the knife, open the stomach to cure the disease, and kiss the dead to live!

Seeing that Zhang Xiaolin was silent, Dr. Fu thought he was afraid, so he said: "If you lose, will the land deed of this house be paid off against the arrears, and your kid will kowtow to me three times at the door of my Huichun Hall, and apologize, and let your child's family take dozens of yuan, right?" ”

The eldest grandson Chong immediately stood up and said: "There is no need to arrive at the title deed of the house, isn't it just two hundred yuan? If you lose, I will pay it back to you immediately." ”

"Who is this son?"

"I'm from the eldest grandson's mansion, these two ingots of gold are in Uncle Xu's hands, you don't have to be afraid, right?"

Two ingots of gold are at least twenty taels, which is more than enough for twenty taels, and Doctor Fu nodded and agreed.

Zhang Xiaolin came to the old lady's room with Dr. Fu and others, Xu Changfeng stood outside the door with anxiety in his heart, sighing, he had been in a coma for five years, and he couldn't believe it if he was killed.

Doctor Fu and several famous doctors looked at the old lady on the bed who was like skin and bones, and snorted coldly in their hearts: "Hmph, they are all about to become dry corpses, where is the slightest hope of waking up? It would be good not to let your kid die with acupuncture and moxibustion." ”

Zhang Xiaolin saw that Dr. Fu had brought the medicine box, so he hugged his fists and said, "Can Dr. Fu borrow a silver needle, if I go back to get it, I am afraid it will delay time." ”

"It doesn't matter, you can use it. ”

Zhang Xiaolin took the silver needle, then took out a few and began to prick the old lady's head.

When Dr. Fu saw Zhang Xiaolin's technique, he couldn't help but laugh secretly, this is also called acupuncture?

Zhang Xiaolin was a Western medicine surgeon in his previous life, where did he use any silver needles, but he practiced the green sac and practiced qi, and he knew the acupuncture points of the whole body well, plus Western medicine was very familiar with the structure of human tissues, but he was not afraid of stabbing internal organs.

Zhang Xiaolin only borrowed a three-inch needle, the acupuncture points just mentioned are all shallow punctures, there are a few acupuncture points that are not even pierced at all, the last acupuncture point is the sea of qi, in fact, he has seen that the aura in the old lady's body has been completely absorbed, and the intestines have also peristalsised, when the acupuncture of the qi sea acupoint, a stream of aura was infused from the old lady's navel, and immediately dealt with the doctor: "The acupuncture has been completed, and the intestinal qi should wake up after three times, I will go out for a while, you are optimistic about the old lady." ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaolin got up and stood up, he heard the old lady's stomach rumbling, and hurriedly took three steps and two steps and walked out of the door.

Dr. Fu and the others surrounded the old lady and heard the intestinal sound in her stomach, and they were taken aback, how could a person who had been in a coma for five years have intestinal sounds?

Just when I felt incredible, I heard a pop, and the old lady actually let out a fart, and a foul smell immediately volatilized.

Doctor Fu and the other three immediately covered their noses with their hands and frowned.

Suddenly, there was another pop, this time it was bigger, louder and longer, and the sound lasted for a few breaths.

This is not your average stinking!

These gases have been in the old lady's body for five whole years, and there has been no major peristalsis in the intestines for five years, and these gases have been drinking rotten food in the intestines and staying together, which is at least a hundred times more smelly than.

With a large amount, how can you cover your nose with your hands?

The three of them almost fainted beside the old lady.

At this moment, a long and violent earth-shattering third fart followed.

The three of them couldn't bear it anymore, they vomited loudly one by one, ran out of the old lady's room as if they were running away, and squatted in the yard and vomited.

Hundreds of people in the courtyard looked at the three of them in surprise, not knowing what was going on.

At this time, a foul smell wafted out of the room, and everyone hurriedly covered their mouths and noses with their hands, and then they understood the reason. Outside, it was okay, it was empty, and when the breeze blew, it dissipated without a trace.

"Zhang Xiaolin, you kid yin us. Doctor Fu said angrily.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so ugly?"

"You must have done it on purpose, right?"

"What did you do on purpose?" Zhang Xiaolin said with a blank expression.

"You kid must know that the old lady can fart, right?"

"Didn't I say it? After the needle of the Qi Sea Cave is removed, the old lady will wake up if she has three times in her intestines, I told you. ”

"You, you, you're mad at me. "Doctor Fu almost fainted.

"Doctor Fu, may I ask how many times did the old lady get angry when you came out?"

"Three times. ”

"Oh, I really admire you, you can insist on smelling three farts, it's not simple, I didn't dare once, so I came out early, but it's okay, Zeng Zi once said: 'I am three times a day, my body; Seek for others but not be faithful, make friends but not believe, and pass on the word without habitation?' , you smell its fart three times a day, it can be regarded as loyal and faithful, and the kid admires it to the fullest. ”

The eldest grandson burst into laughter, almost out of breath.

It's really him, leave them inside and smell a few super stinky farts, and smell a set.

Doctor Fu was furious and said, "Boy, have you made enough trouble?

"Cash in on your bet? Okay, may I ask, did the old lady wake up after three times?"

Doctor Fu glanced at the other two and said, "We didn't look at it, so we ran out." ”

"You guys, you guys, I just praised you for your loyalty and faithfulness, but you see, alas, people's hearts are not ancient. ”

"Don't take advantage of your tongue, you kid, now go in and see. ”

"Of course, you have to go in to see, the old lady has not had intestinal qi for five years, and today she has been targeted three times, and each time is louder than the other, indicating that the effect of acupuncture and moxibustion is very significant, and the turbidity that has been retained in the intestine for three years has been released, which is of great benefit to the body, according to the acupuncture technique, after three times of yaqi, you must wake up, and you should have woken up at this time. ”

Doctor Fu was shocked when he heard this, just smelled a few stinky farts, if the old lady really woke up this time, this time it would be a big loss!

A few people in the same group have faintly felt uneasy, the old lady has not woken up for five years, this time after acupuncture, even put three such foul-smelling farts, anyone with a discerning eye knows, this is definitely a good phenomenon!

The smell of the room has been volatilized, although there is only less than one ten-thousandth of the smell left, the owners who come in feel a little disgusted, I really don't know how the three of them have been in it for so long.

Xu Changfeng threw himself on the bed and called softly: "Mother, mother!"

At this time, Zhang Xiaolin said, "Old lady, do you feel better?"

The old lady had actually woken up a long time ago, she heard such a loud voice outside the yard, Zhang Xiaolin said that she had to wait for him to call before she could wake up.

Hearing Zhang Xiaolin's voice, the old lady slowly opened her eyes, looked at Xu Changfeng and his weak voice and said, "Son, what's wrong with my mother?"

"Mother, you're awake!" Xu Changfeng burst into tears with excitement.

This yard has been saved, and it's really time for my mother to wake up!