Chapter 241: The six-eared macaque is covered in urine
"Ahh Yang Chan was furious, she was about to be mad by this monk, "If you have the ability, come up and see if I don't kill you." ”
"You come down and see that I don't beat you in the ass. Tang San smiled evilly.
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"I'll teach you tomorrow, I'll go out and have something. After stopping the fuss with Yang Chan, Tang San casually taught Xingxian how to swim, and then went out of the storage space.
Another hour passed from the time I entered the storage space to the time I came out, and the sun had already set at the bottom of the mountain, and the sky was gradually getting darker.
Not long after Tang San came back, Wukong and the others also came back one after another.
"Is there one?" Tang San asked.
Bajie shook his head, "I haven't seen anything." ”
The next ones came back were Wukong and the six-eared macaque, but they didn't gain anything.
The result of the few people who went out was the same, but they didn't find anything.
"I didn't find anything, it's not normal. Tang San thought to himself, "Do they want to play yin?" ”
Tang San sat on the stool, his mind was about to explode, but he just couldn't think of anything from the east.
Just as he was in all his sorrow, there was a knock at the door, and it was the old man who knocked on the door.
The door was opened, and the old man had a respectful smile on his face, "More elders rescue our old lady, our young master has already arranged the wine and food." ”
Before the old man could finish speaking, Bajie grinned and said, "It should have been arranged a long time ago, my old pig is dying of hunger." ”
Seeing Bajie's expression, the old man wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, "Elder, please come with me." ”
After the old man finished speaking, he saw Tang San get up, and then slowly walked out of the door.
It didn't take long for them to sit at the dinner table, Liu Yanchang was holding a child in his arms, and he was estimated to be three or four years old. She has a round face and big eyes, and she is very cute.
When he saw Bajie Wukong, he immediately laughed, "Pig Pig ......"
Liu Yanchang's face suddenly changed when he heard this, and he stretched out his hand to cover his small mouth, "Don't blame this elder, my son he has no intention of offending." ”
If an adult called Bajie like that, he would definitely be angry, but what he spoke was just a child, a child who didn't understand the world.
Bajie waved his hand, and said with a generous look: "Let him go, Tong Yan is unscrupulous, how can my old pig worry about a child, eat quickly, the dishes are cold." ”
Talking is talking, but Bajie's eyes never leave the dishes on the table.
After speaking, Bajie didn't wait for Tang San to eat first, grabbed the chopsticks and grabbed them.
Agarwood looked at Tang San and the others and laughed happily, he broke free from Liu Yanchang's embrace, ran to Wukong, pulled his trouser leg, and said, "Uncle Monkey, I want to hug." ”
Liu Yanchang looked embarrassed when he saw this, "Xiang'er, don't make trouble, let the elders eat." ”
"Master Liu doesn't need to panic, the child follows him. After Tang San finished speaking, he picked up a piece of chicken and sent it to his mouth, chewing it.
Wukong looked at Tang San helplessly, then at the child next to his feet, and hugged him a little reluctantly.
I'll go, I can let the Monkey King hug you, I guess you're the first person.
"Uncle Monkey, what kind of clothes are you wearing, it's so hairy. Agarwood stretched out her little hand and touched the monkey hair on Wukong's neck and said.
Burst....
That's the hair, it's the hair on the body, where is the clothes?
"Haha...."
Several people laughed wildly, and Liu Yanchang broke out in a cold sweat.
"Kid, your Uncle Monkey is wearing a good thing. Bajie smiled.
"Go, go, eat. Glaring at Bajie fiercely, Wukong said, "Go with your father." ”
After Wukong finished speaking, he put the agarwood on the ground.
Agarwood, who was placed on the ground, did not go back to his father, but ran to the six-eared macaque, pulled his trouser leg and looked up and said happily: "Is this monkey uncle hugging Xiang'er?"
The six-eared macaque was grabbing the chicken leg and stuffing it into its mouth, and when it heard that the child wanted to hold it by himself, it was ten thousand reluctance in his heart.
"Uncle Monkey, hug me, woo. Seeing that the six-eared macaque ignored him, Agarwood whimpered at that time.
"Xiang'er, don't make trouble, let Uncle Monkey eat. Liu Yanchang said with great embarrassment.
"Woo, I want this Uncle Monkey to hug. Agarwood cried.
Children cry at every turn, because they know that only by crying can they have a chance.
The six-eared macaque put down the chicken leg in his hand and reluctantly picked him up.
As soon as Agarwood was picked up, she immediately laughed.
This kid is really blessed, he was hugged by the two big demon kings in turn.
For those who have never been in contact with a child, the first contact with the child is definitely an ordeal, because when you hold him, his little hand will keep groping on you, either touching your face or touching your head.
Just when the six-eared macaque was about to give agarwood to Liu Yanchang, he suddenly quieted down when he saw that he was still very lively just now.
"This kid is so annoying. The six-eared macaque thought.
Just when the six-eared macaque was about to put him down, he saw Agarwood's body suddenly tremble.
"What is this child?" Before he finished speaking, the six-eared macaque felt a slight feeling of heat coming from his abdomen.
"What's going on..."The six-eared macaque was suddenly confused, how could he have thought that it was agarwood urine.
"Uncle Monkey, hehe. Agarwood smiled cutely.
The six-eared macaque sensed that something was wrong, and immediately put the agarwood on the ground, and as soon as he was put on the ground, he quickly ran into Liu Yanchang's arms.
Standing upright, the six-eared macaque looked towards his abdomen, and found that his clothes were wet and almost didn't roar out.
"You, why don't you pee and don't speak. The six-eared macaque said angrily.
I'll rub it, this kid is so big that he actually peed on the demon monkey, you are definitely the first one.
"Haha. When everyone heard this, they immediately burst out laughing.
Seeing that the six-eared macaque's chest was wet, Liu Yanchang's cold sweat was dripping, and he hurriedly stepped forward to apologize, for fear that the other party would be angry.
The six-eared macaque was indeed ready to get angry, but was stopped by Tang San.
The red boy had just taken a mouthful of food and hadn't swallowed it, and when he saw a scene, he couldn't help but spray it directly on the face of Bajie, who was sitting opposite.
Bajie was also laughing wildly, and was suddenly sprayed with vegetables, and suddenly became angry, and ran towards the red boy as soon as he threw his chopsticks, "Don't run, see if I don't kill you." ”
Fools don't run.
The red boy said as she ran, "Brother Pig, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it." ”
A moment later, the screams of the red boy could be heard outside the house.
Needless to say, I also know that Bajie's attack is definitely not light.
"This elder, I'm really embarrassed, I'll let the next person get water, and you go wash it. Liu Yanchang wiped a cold sweat and said.
The six-eared macaque's lungs were about to explode, if it weren't for Tang San's suppression, it was estimated that his temper would have had a seizure a long time ago.
"Hmph. With a cold snort, the six-eared macaque turned and flew out.
Seeing that the six-eared macaque could fly, Agarwood's eyes widened, "Uncle Monkey is a fairy." ”
(End of chapter)