Chapter 3: The Troublesome Girls
The Hundred Poisons True Monarch in the mouths of those women is Yan Xu, and it is also a disaster from the sky, and every time I think of Yan Xu, I am very speechless.
In this life, Yan Xu was born in a scholarly family, and the family even had a prime minister, and there were countless protégés, and the contemporary head of the Yan family was only in his early forties, and he was already a member of the second rank of the dynasty, and he had a great future.
However, Yan Xu is a side branch of the Yan family, this branch itself is not prosperous, and in his generation, there is only one seedling left of him, and he is still old and has children, and the family property is only left in the peach village under the peach mountain.
The old farmer went ten years ago, and many people thought that this branch was probably going to be finished, after all, no one thought that a ten-year-old boy could support the family business, even if there was only a small Zhuang Zi left in this family business.
Fortunately, the side branch that was about to decline was lucky to meet Yan Xu, at the age of ten, he already had the strength of a second-rate master, plus he had already cultivated the Five Poisons True Scripture with long preparations, not to mention a few ill-intentioned ruffians, who could directly destroy a not weak Jianghu sect.
After all, he is just a ten-year-old boy, even if he shows not weak martial arts and amazing poison skills, this will attract more peeping eyes and greedy hungry wolves, rather than being a young genius, with fame and protection, not to mention the local squire and wealthy businessmen and the Yan family's master who peep into this property, even the Jianghu sect has to avoid him.
Yan Xu, who opened the hanging, went on a rampage all the way, was admitted to the Tongsheng that year, and achieved fame in the second year, and became a lifter before the age of fifteen.
Just when everyone thought that this side branch was about to rise, and even the Yan family extended an olive branch and wanted him to return to the main family, Yan Xu left a song of Tang Bohu's peach blossom hermitage in his previous life and floated away.
This kind of behavior that modern people look stupid in this world is very marketable, everyone praises him for having the style of a celebrity, even if he rejects people thousands of miles away, and even avoids the mountains when enjoying flowers every year, a look of late social phobia, still attracts a piece of appreciation, plus the occasional flow of high-quality poetry, calligraphy and painting, it is to confirm his status as a celebrity, even if he is only twenty years old.
Some scholars who are jealous of his fame can't help a literary and artistic young man like Yan Xu who entertains himself, and everyone has already made it clear that they play their own games and don't care about you at all, what can you do with him.
Those who dared to come to the door to scold and provoke were beaten out of the door by the eighteen Zhuang Ding who had been trained by Yan Xu, and they couldn't enter the Zhuangzi at all, even if they ruined his reputation outside, it was useless, people stayed in their own one-acre and three-point land, and they didn't take the test to gain fame, nor did they care about fame and fortune, and they didn't have a conflict of interest with anyone, plus Yan's background and his own achievements in poetry, calligraphy and painting, no one cared about these scholars with Yan Xu's great reputation, unless they showed their real skills and beat Yan Xu in a certain aspect, but they wouldn't be so idle if they really had this ability。
None of this is important, for Yan Xu, this layer of celebrity skin is just used to avoid some troubles, but he never imagined that it would instead cause big trouble that lasted for many years, and he couldn't get rid of it.
Because of the song that relied on the famous Peach Blossom Nunnery song left by the owner of the Peach Blossom Temple, plus his perennial seclusion in the peach village under the peach mountain, he has a good skin in this life, and he was actually rated as one of the four great sons in the world, known as the Peach Blossom Son.
This name was brought into the Peach Blossom Valley by a new disciple after causing an uproar, these perennial stay in the Peach Blossom Valley idle and hairy girls seem to have found the goal of life, plus close and close, a group of teenage girls actually came to the door in groups, and Yan Xu had to change his name.
Let's not say that the name itself was not given by Yan Xu himself, even if he wanted to change it, there was no way, just looking at the eager expressions of these girls Yan Xu knew that the other party was purely idle, and it was impossible to be reasonable, not to mention that reasoning with a woman is a stupid act in itself, and reasoning with a group of girls is not a fool even if it is a fool.
Therefore, Yan Xu was in line with the famous saying that when he could do it, he would not be blind to compare, and easily knocked this group of girls to the ground with the martial arts level that had reached the first-class master at that time, and then let the naughty boys in the village practice painting turtles on the faces of these ignorant girls.
Seeing this group of crying girls leaving, Yan Xu thought that he would be old after a small fight, but he didn't think that he had been preparing for a long time, and the other party didn't seem to care about tossing these ignorant girls, but let him toss.
Yan Xu simply had fun, after all, it's quite boring to practice all the time, but it's a bit of a bully to use martial arts, and it's not interesting, so he uses traps, drugs, formations, and deception to increase the experience of these ignorant girls, and every time he loses, he paints turtles all over his face and puts them back.
Because the ink used by Yan Xu was relatively special, it took several days to wash it off, and the girls who came too often in the early days, half of the time the disciples in Peach Blossom Valley were veiled that year.
However, these girls or their senior sister were too persistent in this, and they became more and more frustrated, which made Yan Xu tireless and began to avoid them, which boosted their arrogance, and even took defeating him as the goal of the teacher, and gave him the nickname of Hundred Poisons True Monarch, God knows that he is not a person on the rivers and lakes at all, a celebrity has the nickname of Hundred Poisons True Monarch, and he is also the first person.
Since Yan Xu hid in the Hundred Poison Valley, he has been clean for a long time, and the time he has been staying in it has been getting longer and longer, after all, to a certain extent, this is also a holy place for cultivation.
Unexpectedly, those persevering girls relied on some of the knowledge they learned from him to track him down and block him in the valley.
But the Hundred Poison Valley is so easy to enter, in the Hundred Poison Valley suffered several losses, each time they have to drink more than half a month of bitter medicine, these girls are not as good as before, and they have learned to pretend to be dead, lying on the ground and waiting for the senior sister and the second senior sister to 'die' Naturally, someone will come out to clean up the mess and move them out of the Hundred Poison Valley, and leave a lot of herbs for them to go back to boil and drink.
In fact, if it weren't for the majesty of the senior sister, they would have wanted to communicate with Yan Xu about how to brew delicious peach blossom wine, instead of running here to go back with a turtle painted with a face all over it, plus poisoning and drinking bitter medicinal soup for half a month.
When the girls were making noise and tossing outside the Valley of Hundred Poisons, their valley master had already entered the Valley of Hundred Poisons.