"Dead monk, shameless, you send me out quickly. Yang Chan turned around and scolded angrily.

"Miss Yang, what's wrong with you, the third brother's massage technique is really good, you can try it." The queen said.

Hearing the queen say that they were massaging, Yang Chan's face suddenly turned red, "Massage, they are actually massaging, aren't they doing?"

She slowly opened her hand, revealing a slit, and looked at Tang San and the queen, after seeing that they were really massaged, she was embarrassed and immediately wanted to find a hole to get into, and she hid in it for the rest of her life and didn't come out.

"You're not doing anything. ”

"What are you doing, my shoulder is a little sore, let the third brother help me press it, Miss Yang, what's wrong with you?" the queen asked.

"Xiao Chanchan, what do you think, it's too dirty. Tang San teased: "As a teacher, I want to seriously criticize you once." ”

"You, you guys are so hateful. After speaking, Yang Chan turned her head and ran to her room.

"Xiao Chanchan, don't go, it's comfortable for the teacher, don't you try?" Looking at Yang Chan's back that was about to disappear, Tang San was serious and teased.

"Third brother, why is Miss Yang weird today, she is angry for no reason. ”

"Leave her alone, let's continue. ”

"Third brother, you are so bad, don't touch it there. ”

....

Quickly ran to her room, Yang Chan crawled on the bed, her jade hand twisted the quilt fiercely, "Woo, it's really a shame today, why do you owe it so much, why do you go to see them." ”

"Yang Chan, Yang Chan, what's wrong with you now, what are they doing, what do you care, you deserve it. ”

...

The next morning, as soon as Tang San came out of the storage space, he saw a majestic rain outside, drops of rain poured on the almost burned black land of the Flame Mountain, angry white smoke, bursts of earthy fragrance wafting in the air.

Tang San looked around and found that the red boy had also returned, so he jumped on his horse and beckoned the apprentices to start the westward journey again.

At this time, the Flame Mountain is no longer a real Flame Mountain, except that there are no trees to be seen, and the air temperature has returned to its usual state.

Those villagers who had lived near the Flame Mountain for a long time stood in the rain one by one, feeling the raindrops that they had not seen for a long time, and in their eyes, it seemed that it was not rain, but life-saving spiritual water.

After a few days, the villagers' lives began to become regular, and they used to leave late and return early, but now they are back to normal.

Some birds and animals have also stepped on this land that has been burned for hundreds of years, looking up to the east and feeling.

....

It was a cloudy day, Tang San took out the queen and Yang Chan who had not left the storage space for a long time, the queen sat on the horse, and Tang San walked side by side, talking and laughing.

"Master, you haven't sung for a long time, can you sing a song and we'll listen to it. Bajie walked up to Tang San quickly and said with a sneer.

Tang glanced at him and said, "Then how about the master make up a song about you?"

"Sing your own song, that's great. Bajie jumped up happily and shouted: "Listen carefully, the master wants to make up a song to sing my old pig." ”

"Low-key, low-key, it's all heard by the senior brother, don't be so loud. ”

When they heard this, they all cheered.

Looking back at Tang San, Yang Chan said to herself: "Cut, it's good for a dead monk to finish reading the scriptures, and he still learns to sing, and what else is singing a song, disgusting, vomiting." ”

"Ahem. Clearing his throat and taking a deep breath, Tang San said, "What the teacher is going to sing next is a pig song compiled for Bajie, listen carefully." ”

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and when you see a beautiful woman, you are still drooling. ”

As soon as the first line was sung, the crowd began to laugh, but not very loudly.

"When I see a beautiful woman, I'm drooling, and the master's compilation is a little exaggerated. "Bajie secretly said.

"Pig, you have dark eyes, you look and look, and you can't see the edge. ”

"Well, it's really a master, a good word, my old pig is thousands of miles away, it's not a problem. Bajie turned his head to look at the Wujing six-eared macaque, his expression was very proud.

"Pig, your ears are so big, you can't hear the teacher scolding you for being stupid. ”

"Yes, the master sang right, don't look at the second senior brother's big ears, but his hearing is not very good. Red Boy said.

"Ahem. Seeing that Bajie was looking at them, the six-eared macaque coughed twice and reminded the red boy not to say anything, otherwise he would be beaten later.

"Pig, your tail is curled and curled, and it turns out that you can't do without him. ”

Hearing this, Bajie couldn't help touching his buttocks, and said to himself: "The master sang this sentence wrong, and my tail has long been gone." ”

"Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail, never picky eater. ”

"I never brushed my teeth after three strokes of sunshine every day, and I was sloppy. ”

"Master, this singing is too wrong to me, when will I sleep until three strokes in the sun, am I sloppy? What is this brushing thing???

"Pig, your belly is so bulging, you know at a glance that you may not be able to suffer from learning from the scriptures. ”

"Pig, your skin is so dark, my father in this life must be a black-haired pig. ”

"Legend has it that someone sent you a nine-toothed nail rake to tease Chang'e before being demoted to the mortal. ”

"When you see a pretty girl, you laugh, you don't blush, you don't get scared. ”

"Dadada....."

"Wow, third brother, you are so talented, your words are good, and your singing is good. ”

"Okay, the master sings so well. Wujing clapped his hands again and again.

"The master described Bajie so aptly, it's just a god. The six-eared macaque chimed in.

"Giggles. Yang Chan walked in front, and after listening to this song, she was also amused, "I didn't expect the dead monk to really know how to make it up, and if he sings, it's okay to be so-so." ”

At the end of the song, everyone laughed, but Bajie couldn't laugh, because the whole song said that he was a little good, and the rest were either greedy or lustful, and he had a small tail, a black pig father or something.

"Master, can you make up a song for me?" said the little white dragon.

.......

Three hundred miles west of the Flame Mountain, in the green bamboo forest, a strong man of five big and three thick men wearing a suit of armor, leaning against a big tree, asked, "Heavenly crippled feet, why are you in a hurry to ask me to come here." ”

Standing opposite the strong man was a lame man with white hair, one leg long and one leg short, and a crutch.

"Of course it's a good thing to call you here, Iron Fist, our brothers, I can still harm you. Tiancripple lived on crutches, looked at the strong man, and said with a smile.

"Hmph, I said it was a good thing last time, but in the end it was to help you survive the catastrophe, and I almost lost my life. The strong man named Iron Fist said coldly.

"I won't give you the elixir as compensation, it's been hundreds of years, and I will definitely help you next time you cross the catastrophe," he paused and said, "This time is really a great thing." ”