Chapter 271: Teaching
Tang San turned his head suddenly, frowned, and asked rhetorically, "What kind of money??"
Xiao'er was not happy when she heard this, she stretched out her hand and grabbed Tang San, and said, "Guest officer, you ordered six bowls of noodles just now, and you didn't pay for it after eating." ”
Tang San shook his eyes at Wukong and the others, meaning that they were all looking at the point, turned his face to look at Xiao'er, and asked, "You said it's the money for fried noodles?"
"Of course, it's hard that you want to cheat!" Xiao'er was a little angry, and said in his heart: "I still want to eat the overlord meal, this is Chengdu, if you dare to play tricks, let the government arrest you all." ”
Tang San pretended to say, "I didn't eat the fried noodles, and I didn't give any money?"
Originally, there was no one in the inn, and the people sitting next to Tang San and them just now had already left, and the boss went to the back kitchen to get busy, and there were only a few Tang San and the shopkeeper in the small inn at this time.
Xiao'er was suddenly stunned, and his eyes glared: "The fried noodles are too dry, the soup noodles for you are changing." ”
Patting the hand that tugged at his sleeve, Tang San frowned, walked to the table in two steps and sat down, the posture was to reason with him to the end.
"Come here, little boy, I'll ask you a few questions. Tang San waved his hand.
"Okay, I see what you want to do. The shopkeeper thought.
With anger on his face, he walked in front of Tang San and asked, "This guest officer has something to say, please pay it after speaking, otherwise I will report to the official." ”
"Let me ask you, how do you sell fried noodles, how do you sell soup noodles?" Tang San asked softly as the corners of his mouth rose.
"Chow mein soup and noodle soup are all three pennies a bowl. The child replied.
Tang San nodded with satisfaction and continued to ask, "Excuse me, did I eat fried noodles?"
"Nope. ”
"Then you've eaten noodle soup. Xiao'er suddenly became a little confused, this is not clear, and there is still a need to ask.
"That's good. Tang San shook his spirit and said, "I bought the soup noodles in exchange for fried noodles, why should I pay for them." ”
"You didn't spend any money on fried noodles. ”
"I ate fried noodles???"
As soon as he asked and answered, Xiao'er suddenly became dizzy, and his mind was hovering rapidly, "Yes, I didn't give any money for fried noodles." ”
"Sample, this is specially designed by Brother Xiaobao for nothing, you ancients can still unravel it. ”
Seeing that the shopkeeper was scratching his ears and cheeks, Tang San got up and said, "Okay, you think about it slowly, let's go." ”
"The master is right, we didn't eat the fried noodles, why should we give money. Wujing said secretly.
"Master's trick is high, and this trick can eat all over the world. Bajie also secretly admired Tang San's intelligence.
Not to mention the six-eared macaque and Wukong, who, like Wujing, take it for granted not to pay.
"No, the noodles are gone, and the money is gone, it's not a loss!"
Tang San had just taken two steps before he was stopped by Xiao'er again, "Guest officer, wait a minute, I called our shopkeeper to come, I am a little vague about this account." ”
"Okay, go ahead, I'll wait. Tang San turned his head and sat down again.
"Boss, come out quickly, someone will leave without giving money for dinner. The child ripped open his throat and shouted.
The boss who stayed in the kitchen heard that someone didn't pay for dinner, so he rushed out with a kitchen knife on the table and the chef, "Dare to eat overlord meals at my house, see if I don't chop you." ”
After a few breaths, a strong man and a skinny boss walked out, the boss carried a kitchen knife in his hand, walked up to Xiao'er and asked angrily, "Who is eating the overlord meal here?" ”
"The owner is him. Xiao'er pointed at Tang San and said, "He eats our six bowls of noodles and will leave without paying." ”
When the boss heard this, the kitchen knife pointed at Tang San and shouted: "You monk actually don't give money for eating, I think you are tired and crooked." ”
"Boss, listen to me. Xiao'er explained: "They ordered six bowls of fried noodles, and then said that they were dry, and changed to those with soup, and then said that they didn't eat the fried noodles and gave them any money."
I said they didn't pay for the noodle soup.
He said: The noodle soup is replaced by fried noodles. ”
The boss was also confused, put down the knife, scratched his head, and said in his heart: "That's right, I didn't give any money for fried noodles." ”
"Lao Hu, do you see a problem with this account?" the boss asked.
The one named Lao Hu was the chef, and when he heard the boss's question, he immediately said: "Boss, no problem, you shouldn't ask someone for money, what people say is reasonable, I didn't eat the fried noodles I wanted, and I changed the soup noodles." ”
"No problem. After speaking, Tang San beckoned and walked out with a few apprentices.
The owner, the pediatric chef, was still confused, and was still discussing the issue of fried noodle soup, but he didn't realize that this was a trick.
"Do you see it, if you want to use your brain, you understand. Stopping, Tang San said to the apprentices.
"Master Gao, just a few words will be eaten in vain, and the boss has nothing to say. Wukong and several people gave thumbs up and praised.
"Boss, no, our six bowls of noodles are gone, and we don't have any money. Xiao'er said.
"yes, where did the money go?"
Obviously, they haven't come out of the noodles yet.
Turning around, Tang San came to the boss, took out a piece of broken silver and threw it into his hand, and said, "Boss, your meal money, just gave me a few apprentices a lesson." ”
The boss was also an upright person, he stretched out his hand and handed the money to Tang San again, and said seriously: "Guest officer, this money can't be collected, you shouldn't pay it." ”
Burst!
Obviously, the boss hadn't understood it yet, otherwise how could he return the money to Tang San.
"You take the money, Noodles thinks slowly. Putting the silver on the table, Tang San turned his head and walked out.
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"Haha, the master's trick is simply too powerful, and the boss has to return the money to the master. The six-eared macaque said.
"The master is really tall. ”
“.....”
"Through this incident, I want to tell you that no matter what you do in the future, you must use your brains more, some things seem impossible, but as long as you do it properly, you can complete it successfully. Tang San sat on the horse, looking ahead, with a lonely look.
...
In the Yichun courtyard, Er Laizi was enjoying the impact of the two beauties, and suddenly four big men rushed in, scaring him and softening him.
The four strong men didn't say a word, and directly arrested Er Laizi back to the firm.
"The owner brought it. Scarface threw Er Laizi in front of the shopkeeper of the firm and said.
The shopkeeper of the trading house, when he saw Er Laizi, he didn't say a word, it was a slap, followed by a punch and kick.
"Boss Liu's life, I didn't offend you, Xiao Er. Er Laizi didn't know what was going on, so he was beaten in a daze.
"Haven't offended me yet. The shopkeeper ignored his pleas for mercy and continued to beat him as needed.
After a while, he may have been tired, so he stopped, but Er Laizi was already injured, his head was swollen bigger than a pig's head, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.
He knelt down in front of the shopkeeper of the firm, covered his face, and said in a wailing voice: "I didn't offend you Xiaoer, why did you beat me." ”
(End of chapter)