Toilet!

Lin Lei was very anxious in his heart, he came too suddenly, and it was a little unbearable.

"Guest, where. ”

When the shopkeeper heard the news, he stretched out his hand and pointed at it.

Sou!

Lin Lei was like a gust of wind.

"So fast?" shopkeeper's bangs were blown up by the wind and his eyes were lost.

Thundered!

Where the toilet was located, a thunderous sound sounded, and a black gas rushed to the sky, extremely smoky and disgusting

On Lin Lei's body, a runic light lit up, enveloping his body, except for the place where the reincarnation of the five grains must pass, the rest of the places were all isolated from the outside.

The sound of the toilet is like thunder, and the smell is stinking.

Even Lin Lei himself was a little unbearable.

Stinking!

It stinks!

The impurities that are eaten into the body are all discharged from the body at this time, and the body is relaxed and very comfortable.

The whole pit was full of piles, glowing with golden colors.

"What happened?"

When the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, and the guests in the inn heard the sound, they all involuntarily looked up in the direction from which the sound came, but saw a cloud of black gas rushing out of the toilet, and the smell was pervasive.

Many people, after smelling this smell, were unbearable after all, and vomited all the overnight meals they ate.

"Damn, is this poison gas so stinky?"

"Mother Xipi, what's the matter, who's in the toilet?"

Many people scolded.

Li Cuiling's face was blushing, hiding in the fifth room of Tianzi, she didn't dare to come out, she didn't expect such a thing to happen.

Eating too much, impurities accumulate in the body, and they are discharged at one time, which will actually lead to such consequences, which she did not imagine.

"Brother Lei, it's really extraordinary, even if you go to the toilet, it's earth-shattering. ”

Yan Ran smiled, and suddenly felt that her cheeks were a little hot, and her whole face was like that red apple, shining with a charming luster.

"In the room, there is still a cow, so don't let Brother Lei continue to eat?"

Looking at the roasted whole beef still in the room, steaming, the meat was delicious, golden in color, and exuding a charming fragrance, she thought in her heart, "Brother Lei, I'm afraid I'm not in the mood, continue to taste such deliciousness." ”

The beef is roasted excellently, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a mouth-watering fragrance.

in the toilet.

After Lin Lei excreted the impurities in his body, the whole person felt very relaxed, when he came, when he came, when he went, there was a gust of wind, comfortable and comfortable, if there was no monstrous smell, it would be better.

But fortunately, there was a flushing device in the toilet, and at this time, the water rushed over, and the impurities of the golden color disappeared into the ground with the water.

"This time, it stinks so much that I can't let people know that I did such a shameful thing. ”

Lin Lei stretched out his hand and took out an invisibility talisman, pasted it on his chest, and gently recited the spell, a dark gold light diffused from the invisibility talisman, the dark gold light flashed, and fell on Lin Lei's body, and the whole person gradually disappeared into the toilet with the appearance of the dark gold light.

Creak!

The door of the toilet seemed to be pushed open by an invisible hand, and the smell inside suddenly rushed out from the crack in the door.

"Damn, it stinks, this thing has to be discharged into the top ten poison gas bombs in the world. ”

"From now on, a new secret weapon has been added to the martial arts. ”

Outside the toilet, there were already a lot of people around at this time, and these people had come to this place specifically to see who could go to the toilet so earth-shattering.

Who knows, people haven't seen it yet, but when they see the toilet door open, the smell is surging, and there is a tendency of overwhelming mountains and seas, which can't be covered at all.

"Go!"

Many people worked hard and rolled vigorously, knocking away the smell that drifted past, and some people flicked their sleeves, and the wind rose and rolled back.

Lin Lei's body was controlled by the invisibility talisman, isolated the smell, hid his figure, pushed open the door, and with a single step, he disappeared here like wind and electricity.

"What about people?"

Someone is strong-willed and nervous, vowing to see who is so powerful, even if the smell is approaching, he still can't take his eyes off it, but the door of the toilet is wide open, and the inside is empty.

Except for the stench, there was nothing.

"Who is it, are you leaving?"

"Could it be a monster, a ghost thing?"

"It must not be human, otherwise, how could it stink so much?"

In front of everyone's eyes, after the door opened, there was nothing, which made people feel very weird.

However, after all, it was just a strange thing, since there was no one, the innkeeper grumbled a few words, and then dispersed, after all, no one wants to keep staring at the door of a toilet.

In that case, it would seem too perverted.

Bang!

Lin Lei opened the door of Tianzi No. 5 room and ran in.

"Who?"

Li Cuiling was laughing heartily, and when she saw the door ringing, it was empty, and her heart immediately moved, and the Five Elements True Qi of her body worked, and an inexplicable powerful momentum spread and filled the entire room.

The aura is very powerful, just like an ancient sacred mountain towering there, which is heartbreaking.

"Who, come out quickly, don't force me to do it?"

Li Cuiling is like a beautiful female warrior, her white clothes are flying, her true qi is rolling, covering the entire room, and the invisibility talisman on Lin Lei's body is also shattered under the coercion of the Five Elements True Qi, and her figure is revealed.

"It's me!"

The grade of Lin Lei's invisibility talisman was too low, and after being attacked by the true qi, it automatically shattered, and without the invisibility talisman, Lin Lei's figure appeared uncontrollably.

However, Lin Lei's own mana is powerful, and the aura displayed by these five elements true qi has no effect on him.

"Brother Lei, why are you, why did you come in stealth, could it be..."

It seems that because of this, Li Cuiling has a smile rippling in her heart, this smile is like the water in the long river is about to burst, and it seems that she will break through the embankment at any time and laugh completely.

However, she still endured it, and her handsome and pretty face turned red because of it.

"What is there to hold back, just laugh if you want to, there is nothing to be ashamed of, people eat whole grains, who doesn't shit and fart!"

Lin Lei is embarrassed!

Chattered!

Things are indeed a little funny, especially when she saw Lin Lei, who was always serious most of the time in the past, looked embarrassed, Li Cuiling couldn't help it anymore and opened her mouth to laugh.

The sound is like the yellow warbler on the tree chirping, like the camel bell in the desert ringing, like the spring water between the turquoise stones under the bright moon at night, which is extremely pleasant.

Always laughed for a while, feeling embarrassed, Li Cuiling stopped laughing.

"Brother Lei, I didn't mean to, it's just that it's really a little too funny. ”

"I apologize to you, but don't take it to heart and think I'm really laughing at you. ”

Lin Lei shook his head, "No need to explain, such a thing, what is worth explaining, if I encounter such a thing, I'm afraid I can't help but laugh." ”

"Brother Lei, then whether this cow should be eaten or not, it has already been roasted, if so, it would be a pity to throw it away. ”

Li Cuiling looked at the roasted whole beef in the house, and her delicate face was slightly wrinkled.

It would be a pity if there was no one to eat it.

"Eat, why don't you eat, the money is spent, if you don't eat, wouldn't it be a pity. ”

Lin Lei is not taboo about this, he has already figured out a way, he will not eat so much again, and when he eats almost the same and the food residues in his body have accumulated, he will leave the guest room and enter the land of grain reincarnation for convenience.

A cow ate for more than half an hour, and Lin Lei went to the land of grain reincarnation two or three times, and then it was solved.

The two cows entered the stomach, and the vitality in them was refined, and the whole body flowed, which finally made the body more comfortable, and after eating.

Lin Lei was not idle.

"Although I ate some, but the quality is too poor, I still need to practice well, attract the vitality of heaven and earth into the body, and restore my spirit. ”

Li Cuiling nodded, "Okay, I'll protect the Dharma for you on the side." ”

Lin Lei sat cross-legged on the bed in the fifth room of Tianzi, silently running the Thunder Immortal Sutra, and a suction force was emitted from the dantian, and the vitality between heaven and earth converged towards the guest room where Lin Lei was like a hundred rivers to the sea.

In order to prevent being spied on, when Lin Lei attracted the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi, he did not use enough power, but let the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi slowly enter the body, wander in the meridians in the body, and finally assimilated into the True Yuan of the Thunder Tribulation, gathered in the dantian, and turned into a majestic and incomparable mana.

When the vitality entered the body, a halo of light emerged around Lin Lei's body, and this halo enveloped Lin Lei's body, and there was a powerful momentum emanating from his body.

This momentum emanated, as if a desolate divine beast was lying here, and it was like a god who could control the heavenly tribulation and fortune came here.

Supreme, greatest, greatest.

"Brother Lei, such a powerful momentum, such a momentum, even if the foundation is successful, it is difficult to show the power of Jin Dan in sight. ”

The momentum of a practitioner is related to the exercises practiced by the practitioner and their experience, and the more sophisticated the practice, the more invincible the momentum will naturally be derived.

However, even if you don't have a mastery of martial arts, if you have no defeat in your life and your soul is extremely strong, you can still cultivate an extreme demeanor and look down on the world.

Wisps of vitality, led by the exercises, continue to circulate in the body, shining throughout, like a god in the world, with a glow bursting out.

Li Cuiling hurriedly took out a talisman and urged it, and the spirit talisman soared into the air, blooming with a brilliant brilliance, covering the surroundings of the guest room, so that the glow on Lin Lei's body would not be seen by others in the inn.

Unconsciously.

It was dawn again, the first purple qi between heaven and earth erupted from the great sun in the eastern sky, Lin Lei opened his mouth and inhaled, and the purple qi poured into his body, refining the skin, muscles, bones and flesh of the body.

A piece of purple gas reflected the whole body, full of dignity.

"I feel that my cultivation seems to have advanced a little more, and the amount of true yuan that can be contained in my body is more than a few days ago. ”

Lin Lei was overjoyed, perhaps because of the broken and then standing, the space of the dantian seemed to be larger, which could accommodate more heaven and earth vitality into the body.

"Really?"

Li Cuiling was also very happy that Lin Lei's strength had improved.

"Hmm. ”

Lin Lei nodded, his left hand was raised slightly, and the palm of his left hand was also erected at this time, and the four fingers of it were held together, only one index finger stood and was shoulder level.

At the tip of the index finger, a wisp of vitality came out, and the vitality condensed together and turned into a large pen of vitality, and with a wave of the big brush, a sparrow with wings spread and flying in the air was drawn vividly.

After the sparrow was eyed by Lin Lei, it began to wave its wings and flew towards the sky, soaring into the sky, and after entering the white clouds, it suddenly dispersed and disappeared.

"With my strength, at the beginning, I couldn't have been able to condense the pen with vitality and then cast such a spell with a talisman painting. ”

"However, because my Taoism is too shallow, the things that are now drawn out of thin air with vitality and drawn into the paintings will dissipate by themselves after a long time, because there is no carrier. ”

"When my Tao is deepened, I can make the painted things stay longer, even for thousands of years, ten thousand years, and even immortal existences, and become the master of creation. ”

"If you want to get to that point, I don't know how much work it will take, how many catastrophes it will take, and even whether it will be successful, it is unknown. ”

The way to draw with the charm is also broad and profound, Lin Lei likes it very much, and with a wave of his hand, he can draw a piece of his own sky.

After drawing the bird, the large pen of vitality on the index finger turned into a stream of vitality and flowed into the fingertips of the index finger.

"Now that I have some understanding of the use of symbols in painting, let's go out and buy some paper and pens for painting, with which I will have another means of fighting the enemy. ”

Li Cuiling nodded, "Let's go, let's leave here after dinner." ”

"Okay, but before leaving, we need to visit the Han Mansion in this White Yang City, they gave us a big gift, if we don't return the gift, they must also think that we are too rude. ”

There were two cold lights in Lin Lei's eyes that flashed away, but the cold killing intent was like thousands of years of ice, with a cold intent, if someone looked at Lin Lei's eyes in this matter, they would inevitably be shocked by this amazing killing intent.

With the revelation of killing intent, Li Cuiling beside her felt that Lin Lei at this time was like a Shura killing god from hell, and her heart trembled violently, and she finally understood that this Han Mansion in Baiyang City was really offended by Lin Lei this time, and Lin Lei would never give up easily.

Even, the entire Han Mansion will be exterminated because of this.

"Let's go~"

When they walked out of the fifth room of Tianzi, the two of them had already activated the illusion talisman, hid their original faces, and walked to the street.

Most of the places where pen, ink, paper, and inkstones are bought and sold in Baiyang City are concentrated in a place called Wenchang Street.

At this time, Lin Lei and Li Cuiling were heading towards Wenchang Street.

On Wenchang Street.

In this place, there are almost nothing else, all pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and other than that, there is the buying and selling of calligraphy and paintings, and so on.