1. Luoyang four less

The three brothers, who were ridiculed for a while, just accompanied by smiling faces and did not argue.

Only Wu Yunxue came over enthusiastically, took Reimer's arm, and said coquettishly: "Brother, why did you come back, you want to die." I thought you were hooked by some big beauty who didn't come out of the cabinet. ”

"Crazy girl, didn't I come back. I went to see my grandmother, and she was a rarity, so I stayed a little longer. With you in my heart, who would dare to beat my idea?"

Reimer speaks like this, a little ruffian, but also a little sincere.

"Brothers, what about you, the Shaolin Dharma stick that taught you before leaving, how are you doing, when I go home to see my mother, I finish checking one by one, who will know all day long to listen to the drama and go to the kiln——— shake the stall, straight mother thief, see how I clean you up!"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Feng stabbed him hard in the back, and Lei Mo noticed that Wu Yunxue was present today, and almost missed his mouth.

Although Reimer's kung fu is mediocre, he is born in the end. In the eyes of several of them, they are all masters, so they have always respected him as the boss.

"Yes, big brother, straight thief. The three of them spoke almost in unison, which made Reimer turn his anger into joy.

"Big brother, let's go, let's go, we have already booked it in Zuixian Building, knowing that you are back, we have booked a Luoyang SHUI seat. Pick up the wind for Master, get drunk today, and go home tomorrow. ”

Wang Diancheng put one hand around his back, and the two of them half-pushed him towards the tavern.

"Look, what is this, the family has Kangxi forty or eighty years old imperial wine. I won't drink Du Kang today, I stole it from my father, this is the elixir and jade liquid in the palace. Wu Yunhan said mysteriously, holding a wine jar in his hand, which was the palace imperial wine "Kangxi forty or eighty years".

The five of them pushed the cup and changed the lamp in the Drunken Immortal Building, guessing the boxing order, so unhappy.

Reimer was a rebellious bastard in his father's eyes, but a leader in the minds of several of them.

"Big brother has worked hard all the way, we salute you with this glass of wine, and wash the dust for you!" The four of them raised their glasses at the same time, and the five big chicken cups touched together.

"Big brother, don't you know, you have been away for a few months, the eldest brother and the second brother were robbed by a group of water thieves on the canal last time. ”

Wu Yunhan tapped the table with his slender white fingers, put the wine glass down, and began to chatter.

Chen Feng echoed: "Your eldest brother and Doctor Mu also saved a dead man from the river. That dead man was in a coma in your house for a month, and he was actually brought back to life by Dr. Mu. I have been living in your house and fascinated your sister Zong, and he is inseparable from Sister Xiaoyu and Miss Zong."

"My father and my eldest brother are very righteous, saving people to the end, and sending Buddha to the west. I'm afraid that this person must be in trouble in the rivers and lakes, and the family should save him. My father is an old man, and the good guys and bad guys know at a glance that if they were bad guys, not only would they not be saved, but they would have run away a long time ago. ”

Reimer didn't care, he gnawed on a piece of flesh and bone, listening nonchalantly to what was happening at home.

"That's not necessarily, the rivers and lakes are sinister. Who knows what that man came from. Oh, yes, big brother. Last time, a black, thin, and thin man came, what a black and thin person, what a black and thin person, don't look at him short, thin and thin, but he has a lot of kung fu. The two brothers and your sister are not his opponents, but the man who lives in your house defeats him as soon as he makes a move, and your father is impressed. I see that this person is not small, and he can't figure out the details, so he has to guard against it! ”

Chen Feng deliberately learned from Reimer, said it humorously, and seemed to be cautious and sophisticated.

"Straight thief, you four-eyed owl knows what a fart. After all, the water dog was rescued by Shibo, and I don't think he is a rooster and a dog thief, not to mention gratitude to Dade, and he will not take revenge. Besides, in the first dart game in the Central Plains, can he still be reversed?"

Wu Yunhan folded the fan in his hand and swung it downward, swaying gently.

The weather is not too hot, and the folding fan in his hand seems to grow in his hand, and he is used to it.

"Come, brothers, it doesn't matter what kind of character he is, if it's good, it's easy to say, if it's bad, it's the dragon that breaks off its horns, and the tiger pulls out its teeth. Let's have another drink, brothers!"

A few small handfuls of wine catch up and drink happily.

After a while, he drank five catties of wine in a jar, and asked for a few jars of Du Kang sold in the store. Several people agreed to listen to the commentary, the new section of the previous dynasty's story Henan Opera "Famen Temple" and "Golden Bottle Plum", especially Wang Diancheng's favorite, is "Golden Bottle Plum".

2. Touching the gold captain

The "Luoyang Four Youths" were about to leave the table, when they suddenly heard three people sitting next to them and began to mumble quietly, and the sound became louder and louder under the catalysis of alcohol.

"Big brother, this time we are developed, thanks to you. Our two brothers have a good livelihood for the future. ”

A man with a big black mole on his face, with a smile on his face, made a gesture of goodwill to the person opposite.

The man's face turned red as soon as he spoke: "See, see, see outside, that is also the two Yuanliang (tomb robbing peers) who have the ability to look at the field (tomb robbing)." This time, if you touch the big, big, big zongzi, as long as you boil that, that, that medicine is a spirit, as long as the black-clothed left envoy is happy, and you talk about livelihood, that is, the small, small, small days in the second half of your life will give you peace, peace, and settlement. You two are just waiting to eat and drink spicy food, the sister, sister, sister of the garden spring, it's all yours, haha!"

The man looked thoughtful, spoke with a severe stutter, and would pant and blush with a red face and bulge with green tendons on his neck every time he said a key word.

"That's good, big brother. From now on, the three of us brothers will "make rice in a pot", and we will share the blessings together, as long as I am here, I will ensure that the big dumplings will not be empty!"

"We've been to the mushroom hill several times. It was dark and began to go down the hole, and in the middle of the night, it was "upside down". Big brother, you just need zongzi, everything gopher and earth dragon (gold and silver), our brother three are divided equally, what do you think, big brother?"

Speaking of this, the black mole face immediately showed a very greedy look.

It's easy to say, this is the donkey hoof that the eldest brother personally bought for the two brothers (used to rob the tomb to ward off evil spirits), the two Yuanliang fell into the hole, poured, poured hard, brother, this, this bowl of wine toast, toast you!"

The stammering drink was staggering, and a bowl of spirits was drunk in one go. Then he took out a small packet of braised donkey hooves from his baggage.

Inverted buckets, lower holes, gophers, ground dragons, donkey hooves, and several people whispered to ponder the meaning of these words.

The three of them talked, and they were confused, but they also felt very fresh, and they had never heard of it.

While they were whispering, the three of them were full of wine and food, and happily got up and left the table to the tavern counter, and left to settle the bill.

"Tomb robbers! I seem to have heard them say zongzi, zongzi is a zombie's black language, I've heard people say it!"

Reimer had always been alert, and he was the first to react.

"That's right, they also said that going down the cave, isn't going down the cave just robbing the tomb!" Wu Yunhan also suddenly realized. The three of them can't be tomb robbers, right?

A person selling pastries at the door seemed to recognize Wang Diancheng: "Young master, go shopping, let's try the new peanut cake." The stall owner also greeted him warmly, and Wang Diancheng left with a perfunctory word.

I saw that the three of them went out and walked along the octagonal pavilion and entered a small inn - Four Seas Inn.

Lei Mo and his party carefully followed in, and Lei Mo was about to take out the silver to let the inn register two rooms in total, Wu Yunhan took out a waist card from his waist.

When the innkeeper saw it, he quickly reported the room number of the three people in front of him, and the five of them also asked for two rooms at a distance of three rooms next door.

Strangely, when the three entered the guest room, there was no movement. Wang Diancheng thought of a way, and walked downstairs softly to go to the toilet.

When he returned to the room, he pretended to make a mistake, pushed open the door, and just raised his foot and stepped forward, a person rushed out of the oblique stab behind the door, it was the "black mole" face, his hand locked his throat from behind, a pair of scissors aimed at his neck, the stammering flew up and kicked Wang Diancheng's stomach firmly, he was in pain and short of breath.

"Do you want to live or die?" may be a thief with a weak heart, seeing a stranger break into the room, arousing a strong sense of prevention.

The stammerer suddenly spoke very sharply, and his tone was like a sharp sword shot into his chest, which made people shudder.

"Big, big brother, I touched the wrong door, offended!" Wang Diancheng was strangled and panted, coughed a few times, and was frightened by the sudden attack, trembling.

"Touched the wrong door. Hmph, I found out that you guys were sneaky just now and followed your uncle and me, I think you guys are dying. The black mole face threatened Wang Diancheng with a knife against his stomach.

"The three eldest brothers misunderstood, we are all here to participate in the showmanship of the theater, just now I saw the three bold and generous, the amount of alcohol is amazing, and the brotherhood is deep, they must all be heroes of the rivers and lakes, heroes and heroes! If the three eldest brothers don't dislike it, it is really a blessing for the three lives of my generation, I am naturally timid and can't do martial arts, there are weak sons in the family, the three eldest brothers raise their noble hands, spare my life, the three eldest brothers forgive me for the offense!"

Wang Diancheng was in a hurry, he suddenly said a lot of flattering words and begging for mercy, one by one, three big brothers, the stammering heard so many compliments, his heart was actually very happy, his face was cloudy and sunny, he lowered his head and motioned to the black mole face to let him go.

After listening to Wang Diancheng's explanation, the black mole-faced and stammering man glanced at each other. After a long time, the stammer's eyes flickered, and then nodded slightly.

"It turned out that there were a few poor and sour talents? Where is the home, and how many villagers dare to go to Luoyang City to meddle in their affairs?" The stammerer reprimanded a few more words, hoping to confirm Wang Diancheng's defense.

"Get out! don't be blind, run around, watch out for your dog!" Black Mole Face let go of his hand and kicked him in the ass again.

Wang Diancheng hurriedly returned to his room holding his stomach, and just happened to collide with Reimer. "Shhhhhh

"You're not hurt, are you?" Wu Yunhan hurriedly checked his body.

Wang Diancheng whispered to everyone: "It's okay, a little skin trauma and a small conflict, they already suspect us, we are tomb robbers, I see a shovel under the bed, and a lot of ropes, it is estimated that it is done at night, don't make a sound, follow them at night." ”

When Lei Mo heard that Chen Feng was beaten, he drew his sword angrily and wanted to rush over to take revenge.

The others hurried to stop and held down the impulsive Reimer. The five of them hid quietly in the guest room and watched what happened.

Until the evening, there was no movement. At this time, Wu Yunhan took advantage of the old thatched house to take a break, passed by the three-person room, and only heard the sound of snoring and thunder. I thought: Tomb robbers are day and night.

Xu is those people believed in Chen Feng, relaxed their vigilance, and slept soundly during the day only to "go to the cave" at night.

Then we will wait patiently until the evening, tomb robbing will definitely be fun and exciting. If you catch these people and rob your treasures, then our brothers will make a fortune!

He crept back and told the others what he had seen and his plans, and they all nodded in agreement. They took turns watching the aisles.

Wu Yunhan drank a lot, suddenly felt sleepy, and slept on the bed with clothes, and when he woke up, his waist brand fell on the bed in the guest room.

Lei Mo and Wu Yunxue were also very sleepy because of drinking. Except for Wang Diancheng, who couldn't sleep because of severe abdominal pain, everyone else fell asleep.

The room with a black mole face is still as quiet as death.

It wasn't until midnight that the black-faced and stammering man slipped out of the room, one of them carrying a burlap bag with a sharp horn drawn out of the bag, accompanied by a clanging sound.

They tiptoeed and timidly and slipped out the door around the counter downstairs. They didn't notice that there were five people following behind them.

I saw a waiting mule cart at the corner intersection, and the three people, including Black Mole Face and the stutterer, got into the mule cart, and disappeared into the night with a flick of the horsewhip.

Out of the north gate, cross the Luo River and go up the mountain, the mule cart swayed for about an hour, and the three of them got off the mule cart and then hiked up the mountain.

That night the moon was like day, and the three of them went into a dense forest, climbed over a mountain col, and passed through a group of ancient tombs, and came to a large tomb.

"Big brother, you said that the black-clothed left envoy doesn't want a gopher or a ground snake, as long as this dumpling, what's the point?" the black mole face couldn't help but ask the stammering curiously.

"Less, less, don't be nosy, you brothers just touch the zongzi and zongzi, shut up if you shouldn't ask!" stammered to warn the black mole face, but the tone of his voice was like teasing.

The younger brother with the black mole face has been silent, and this time he also asked curiously: "Big brother, tell us a little, we are all your little soldiers, you still can't believe it, I promise that you will be blown by the wind when you say it, and you will keep your mouth shut." ”

"Don't talk about it, if you say it, it's gone, no, it's dead, you know?" The stammerer was very embarrassed, but he couldn't save face, and he still probably told the secret:

"It is said that it is necessary to make one of the most poisonous poisons and poisons in the world. And it can only be made with the rotting corpse around the heart of the female zombie, the corpse, and the corpse oil, which can be concocted, and several poisons must be added. He stammered and believed the two brothers.

The black mole face must have said excitedly: "So what is the use of boiling this poison, the big zongzi can still be boiled, or we will also boil the medicine and sell it for a big price!"

The stammerer was very disdainful and disdainful, and suddenly spoke fluently and scolded: "Chicken BA hammer." You don't pee and take pictures, people still have five-flavor poisons, you know the formula ratio, and do you know who people are giving this medicine to, just daydreaming there!"

"For whom?" said the two brothers, as if this was their primary concern.

The stammering leader said coldly: "All the dart masters in the world, and they are the leaders of the dart games!"

His words stunned the five young people! This is simply earth-shattering news for Reimer, his family is doing a dart game for a living, and his father is the head of the dart game, is my father going to eat poison made from zombie oil, it is too disgusting and poisonous?

A great anger and doubt sprouted in my heart, these grave robbers are too hateful and fierce, who wants to get along with the people of the world's dart game?

But they did not dare to say anything, and lay in wait behind a mound about fifty paces away from the tomb.

After a while, the black-faced brother slapped a few times with a wooden stick, and then kicked aside a pile of grass on the ground, revealing a hole about one foot and two in diameter, about a foot and a half away, about a foot and a little more than a foot away from the tombstone.

He opened the sack, took out a long rope, tied the other end of the rope to a large tree, and paused a few times to make sure that it was secure.

Black Mole Face lit a candle and lowered it down with a rope through the hole, and after a while he pulled the rope up, and the candle was still on.

The three of them actually knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the tombstone, reciting the words: offend the dead and offend the ancestors. We are also to beg for food, shocked the immortals, forgive and forgive us, we must burn paper money, we must burn paper money!

As soon as the simple ritual is over, the so-called "touching the zongzi" begins.

The younger brother with the black mole face tied the rope around his waist and tied the dead knot firmly. Then he took a candle in one hand, carried a basket to his back and said to them: "Slow down, listen to my command, I say put it, I say pull it."

The three of them cooperated tacitly, one "squatted in the pit" and the other "sentry", after the man went down, after a while, the black mole face lifted a basket of treasures, which looked like bronze from a distance.

The two of them carefully placed the treasures one by one on top of a white cloth spread on the ground, and then put the basket down.

That's right, I did encounter a tomb robber. The five men surrounded the stammering and black mole faces, and Reimer rushed to the front, shouting angrily, "Thief, grave robber!" Get the treasure out of here, or we'll have to tie you up and report to the authorities!"

There is a way to be a thief with a weak heart, and in the face of sudden shouts and encirclement, the two of them were shocked and frightened.

The thief took a closer look, but it was just a group of half-grown children, and one of them was a "rookie" who had been cleaned up during the day.

The stammering and black mole face immediately regained their composure, and the stammering leader gritted his teeth and fiercely scared them: "It's you again, dare to spoil my good deeds, uncle, I see that you are impatient, and there are lanterns in the thatched house—find, find, look for!"

As soon as the words fell, he stammered and picked up a Luoyang shovel to kill fiercely, and Lei Mo hurriedly stepped sideways and pulled his sword out of its sheath.

In a hurry, the black mole face grabbed two newly unearthed bronzes as weapons on the spot, five against two, and a night battle kicked off!

Unexpectedly, the stammering man's martial arts are extremely high, where the shovel goes, the move is deadly, a shovel is in his hand, with the power of the gun and the changeability of the halberd, which can be stabbed, pierced, shot, and cut backwards.

Within a few moves, Chen Feng's round-framed glasses with his bare hands were knocked flying, and a heavy shovel hit the back of his head, and he fell to the ground in response, bleeding nonstop.

Lei Mo saw that Chen Feng was injured, and he shouted: "Fourth Feng, virtuous brother!"

Chen Feng's two major acupuncture points in the back of his head were hit hard, blood splattered, and he fell to the ground, whining and wailing, and became a ghost.

Immediately afterwards, the bronze of the black mole face injured Wu Yunhan again, and Wu Yunhan's left arm was numb and he lost consciousness.

Only Remer, Wu Yunxue, and Wang Diancheng are left to fight.

Lei Mo tried his best to fight hard, but he lacked actual combat experience, and was defeated after only ten moves, and Wu Yunxue and Wang Diancheng were also injured by the bronze in turn.

Black Mole Face was about to kill a few people, but was stopped by the stutterer.

At this time, a voice came from the bottom of the cave: "Brother, what's the matter, why does it seem like a fight, pull me up to help!"

The black mole face replied: "It's okay, a few broken plates (opponents) are all flattened, four are hung with colors, and one is broken (dead), you don't have to care, we will wash the dishes (deal with them)." ”

In less than half an hour, all five of them were defeated and wounded. The stammering man and the black mole face pulled out a rope and tied the four people to a tree not far from the tombstone.

Then use a knife to cut several long strips of cloth on the cloth spread on the ground, knead them into a ball and stuff them into everyone's mouth.

The strips of cloth that lay on the ground and the mud and the stale smell of the cemetery made Reimer and the others feel sick to their stomachs.

The black mole face kicked Chen Feng's corpse lying on the ground with his foot, and put his middle finger on his nostrils, and when he saw that he was out of breath, he ignored him.

"Eat less salted fish and less dry mouth. The raw melon eggs on the new springboard ZI also wants to cut darts (robbery), such a big dog guts, if you want to gnaw bones, you don't grind your teeth first, just rely on this three-legged cat kung fu and pretend to be Eagle Claw Sun (official)!"

A stammering person, full of black words, and a contemptuous tone of reprimanding and mocking Reimer and his party.

"Big brother, what should you do with them, what should you do with them?" Black Mole Face was a timid man, but he stammered in a hurry.

"That, that's needless to say, start a big deal, the dumplings just happened to leave this hole to them, and save their family a burial expense, find a burial for the tomb owner, save him lonely, it can be regarded as making up, making up, compensating!"

The tone of the stammer's voice was calm and incomparably vicious.

The stammer and the black mole face tied up and cleaned up Reimer's party. Continuing to pick up goods from the tomb in baskets, they were getting slower and slower due to the depth of the tomb and the only one person in the cave.

Hey, today is really too aggressive, I didn't expect these thieves to have such a high martial arts.

It's all my fault, Reimer, Reimer, how does Daddy usually teach you, think twice about everything, do what you can, know yourself and know that the other side can survive a hundred battles.

Today, I didn't know the details of the enemy, and I didn't make any preparations, but now it's okay, I lost my life, and I don't even know how to die.

Reimer felt remorseful and remorseful, and he rubbed his bound left and right hands back and forth, trying to loosen the rope.

But the rope was so strong that he was strangled to pain, and there was almost no moving gap between his hands, and even if he tore off his wrist, he could not break the rope.