Chapter 30: Bajie touches his daughter-in-law
Bajie was already overjoyed when he saw several beauties for the first time, and this time the old woman hinted clearly, which made him even more impatient, and he couldn't wait to quickly pass the master's approval, so that he could enjoy the beauty of the world.
After chatting with Wukong for a few words, Tang San knew that he was not a person who coveted beauty, maybe Wukong had said something to him.
After the old woman finished speaking, the three beauties turned around and walked out of the door at the same time and walked towards the courtyard, Bajie saw this, and immediately came to Tang San and said, "Master, I want to go...."
"Do you want to go and let go of the horses?" Tang San scolded in his heart: "You pig's head, wait for you to feel better." ”
In fact, Zhu Bajie was about to say that he had diarrhea and went to the toilet, but when he heard the master ask him if he was going to let the horse go, he immediately nodded without hesitation and responded: "Yes, yes, yes, I'll go to herd the horse, the horse hasn't eaten grass for a day, I'm afraid that I won't have the strength to carry the master tomorrow." ”
Without waiting for Tang San to agree, Bajie was happy and ran out.
After Bajie left, the old woman also turned to leave.
"Master, if you look at the eight precepts, I'm afraid you have moved your heart. Goku said.
"Yes, I can see that the second senior brother's face is squinting, and he must have moved his heart. Wujing echoed with a melancholy face.
"Amitoto, don't you see anything Wukong," Tang San laughed jokingly: "This is obviously Guanyin testing us, you go to follow Bajie secretly, if he wants to talk nonsense, call me directly." ”
Wukong was shocked, and admired Tang San even more, "If it weren't for the Bodhisattva deliberately revealing his flaws just now, he wouldn't even be able to see his own fiery eyes, but the master knows it at a glance, and it's really powerful."
"Yes, Master," Wukong replied, turning into a bee and flying out.
Gojo was equally surprised, if Goku hadn't told him, he would have really thought that the family was mortal.
"Master, how do you know that this is the Bodhisattva's change?" asked Wujing.
"Master, what kind of supernatural power are you using, can you teach me. Wujing saw that there were only two of them left in the room, 10,000 why, and the problem of talking was done again.
"Master...."
........
Wujing was like a mosquito, constantly flying around in his ears, making people feel extremely upset, Tang San said angrily: "If you want to be beaten, you just keep asking." ”
Although Wujing talked a lot, he was not stupid, knowing that he would be beaten if he was long-winded, he couldn't hold back his curiosity, sat on the stool unwillingly, and talked to himself.
Tang San recalled that in the TV, Sha Seng said three sentences, "Senior brother, my father was captured by monsters, second senior brother, master was captured by monsters, senior brother, master and second senior brother were captured by monsters," I didn't expect him to be a chatter in reality.
"Oh my God, there is a talkative apprentice on the stall, this Nima is too bloody. ”
On the other side, Bajie led the horse outside the door and tied it under a tree, while he secretly ran to the courtyard to peek at a few beautiful women.
Several Bodhisattva beauties were chatting in the courtyard, and suddenly found that Bajie was hiding behind the rockery, and deliberately waved it with a pu fan, signaling the meaning of Bajie to come.
"Sisters, I'm here, my master doesn't want to recruit relatives, I'm willing, I'm willing. Bajie ran up to them and bit his fingers and said.
"Sister, you see he's biting his fingers," said Mercy.
"yes, hey, hey," several laughed at the same time.
As soon as this sentence came out, Bajie Pig blushed, hurriedly took away the fingers that were still in his mouth, and said: "Sisters, I really want to join your family, although I am a little ugly, but I have the strength, and the housework and farm work are not a problem." ”
Bajie said as he stretched his sleeves and showed off his muscles.
At this moment, the old woman looked at the Bajie in the courtyard, walked forward slowly, and said with a smile: "It's not impossible to enter my family, but which daughter of me will marry you, and marry the eldest to you, I'm afraid that the second child will be angry, and the second child will be married to you, and I'm afraid that the third child will be angry, alas, this is really a thing." ”
Hearing this, Bajie looked flattering and energetic, and said shamelessly: "Then marry the three sisters to me." ”
When the old woman saw Bajie take the bait, her face changed, and she said, "You are really greedy, either come to my room at night, and we will have a collision marriage, so that my daughters will have no opinion." ”
Bajie was overjoyed, grinned at the pig's mouth, and promised: "Mother, I'll go back and discuss with Master." ”
"Master, Bajie is back, he didn't say anything, but his mother called," Wukong changed back into his human form and reported to Tang Sanyu.
Tang San had long known that Zhu Bajie would have this appearance, so he didn't say anything to Wukong.
It was getting late, Bajie walked into the room with a smile on his face, and said to Tang San who was sitting on the stool: "Master, I'm back." ”
"Well, you said you went to herd the horses, so do our horses eat grass?" Tang San said jokingly.
Bajie panicked when he heard this, and then he remembered that the white horse was a little white dragon who didn't eat grass, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
"Master, just now the eight precepts were all called people...."Before Wukong could finish speaking, Tang San immediately interrupted him and said, "Needless to say, I know everything." ”
Wukong was even more confused, he said that Tang San already knew before he could say anything, which made him very incomprehensible.
After dinner, Bajie found another excuse to go out, Tang San knew what he was going to do, so he didn't stop him, but continued to arrange for Wukong to spy on him.
Bang, bang, "Mother, I'm here," Bajie knocked on the door twice and shouted.
A few Bodhisattvas in the house have long been ready, just waiting for Bajie to come, open the door and welcome him into the house, and then the old woman called out a few beauties, took out a red hijab and put it on Bajie's head, and said: "Whoever you can catch, I will marry you who is good." ”
Bajie also has mana, not to mention this kind of silk hijab, even if the quilt is so thick, he can't block his vision.
But what he didn't expect was that when the hijab was over his head, he felt like a blind man, although he sensed that something was wrong, but the temptation of the beautiful woman was great to him, and he still left it behind and threw it into the sky.
"Mother, let's start then," Bajie didn't finish speaking, and the pig's paw couldn't wait to scratch around.
At the beginning of the marriage, several Bodhisattvas deliberately tweaked him, from time to time to take things to the head of Bajie, more than ten minutes down, Bajie not only did not catch one, but also got a head full of bags, he painfully lifted the hijab and rubbed his forehead a fist-sized bag, and said: "Mother, this is not good, I can't catch it." ”
"Then what can I do about this," said the old woman, who hesitated for a moment, and said, "Well, my daughters have knitted a pearl coat one by one, and whatever you can wear will marry that daughter to you." ”
Bajie smiled when he heard this, and nodded again and again, "Okay, this is the best." ”