Chapter 2: Who Says Tiger Farts Can't Be Touched
Tang San looked at the tiger that was slowly approaching him, and he was suddenly terrified, and his whole body was instantly wet with cold sweat.
"How can there be such a big tiger, this is more than twice the size of the zoo tiger, it's become a sperm!" Tang San looked at the evil tiger in shock, his whole body trembling.
Tang San, who was sitting on the ground, naturally reacted and stepped back, and suddenly his hand touched an iron weapon, he knew that this was the nine-ring tin staff that had fallen with him.
In order to save effort, Tang San did not always hold the nine-ring tin staff in his hand, but tied his body to the white horse's body.
Suddenly finding his weapon, Tang San immediately grabbed the tin staff in his hand and stood up, although he had already stood up, his legs couldn't help but tremble, because this tiger was so big.
He tried his best to control his timidity, thinking about how to deal with the tiger, "Will the system help?"
Thinking of this, Tang San asked, "System, now that this situation is in this situation, what do you say I should do?" ”
The system was embarrassed and said, "I've been beaten, but I can't run." ”
"It's not nonsense, I was trying to ask if you could help me, and you gave me a thirty-six plan. Tang San scolded secretly.
The "....." system is speechless.
"This evil tiger looks like it knows that it is extremely fierce, if you have to find a way, try to scare it first," Tang San looked at his own outfit, the nine-ring tin staff was clenched in his hand, and said to himself: "With my momentum, if I can't say it, I will be scared away." ”
Tang San's words, if others heard them, they would definitely be thought that he was scared stupid.
took two deep breaths, suppressed the fear in his heart, and said loudly: "I am a god descending from heaven, and I will be fortunate to meet Brother Tiger today, and I will leave as soon as possible..." ”
"Tease me, if you are an immortal, I will also be the Jade Emperor," the evil tiger seemed to be able to understand human speech, paused, and after a "oh", he ignored and continued to approach him.
When a tiger attacks its prey, it generally has to be patient first, and only when it is sure that the prey cannot cause damage to itself will it attack, and then win with one move.
"Amito, don't force me to make a move, don't think that I am a monk and will not kill, I am ruthless but I am afraid, you have to think clearly. Regardless of whether the tiger could understand it or not, Tang San still said.
The evil tiger monster snorted, and after shaking the tiger's head, suddenly, it opened its bloody mouth and quickly pounced on Tang San.
Now it's impossible to escape, so you can only fight the evil tiger.
It was too late, and it was fast, just when the evil tiger was about to bite Tang San, Tang San clenched the nine-ring tin staff in his hand and suddenly smashed it towards the head of the evil tiger, this staff Tang San used enough strength.
There was a muffled "bang", the tiger's head was smashed, and "poof" fell to the ground.
"Ahh ”
"What do you call your mother, see that I don't kill you evil beast. ”
Seeing that he had the upper hand, Tang San said with some pride, "The evil tiger is nothing more than that!"
After speaking, he stepped forward to make up for a few sticks, but before Tang San could raise the tin staff, the fierce tiger stood up from the ground in an instant as soon as he turned over, "Ahh
The evil tiger in front of him didn't seem to be in a big deal except for some blood on his head, Tang San couldn't help but sigh, "Tiger bones, dragon claws, really don't need to be passed on, I used so much strength to hurt its fur." ”
After circling in place twice, the evil tiger roared and pounced on Tang San again.
Tang San clenched the nine-ring tin staff in his hand, raised it and smashed it towards the evil tiger.
With a "bang", the nine-ring tin staff was slapped open by the evil tiger's claw and fell to the ground, and at the same time, Tang San's palm was shocked in pain, and the person also rolled to the ground.
"Mom, it's a target, this evil tiger really has two hits. ”
Tang San quickly got up, and immediately remembered the shapeshift, and a wave of anger rushed up from both sides, and scolded, "I originally wanted to spare your life, but if you don't listen, you can't blame me." ”
So he picked up the tin staff, exerted force on his feet, and rushed out in an instant, the speed was so fast that the evil tiger couldn't see it clearly, and came to the side of the evil tiger and smashed it down with a hard fight, this time the evil tiger was guarded and didn't fall, "whoosh" screamed in pain, as if it felt that the other party had a little strength, it didn't attack again, but stared at Tang San, waiting for an opportunity.
Seeing that this trick worked, Tang San also became bolder, and the tin staff slammed it to the ground, and then instantly came behind the evil tiger, "It is said that the tiger's farts can't be touched, and I have to touch it today." ”
"I don't just touch, I also shoot," After speaking, he slapped the tiger's buttocks, and when the evil tiger reacted, turned around and opened his mouth to bite him, Tang San teleported, came behind the tiger again, and slapped it hard on the position just now.
The evil tiger felt that something was not good, and regretted it in his heart, and turned around and wanted to run, but its speed was simply too slow in Tang San's eyes, and it was another slap when he went up.
Repeat it several times, palm a place, and the evil tiger's butt and thigh will swell up a big bag at that time.
Tang San looked at the evil tiger with despair in his eyes, and he couldn't close his mouth with joy.
The evil tiger wanted to cry without tears when he was teased, he couldn't bite if he wanted to, he couldn't run away if he wanted to, his eyes stared at Tang San and shook left and right.
"I've had enough of playing, it's time to send it on the road, so as not to harm the world," Tang San snorted lightly, and when he picked up the nine-ring tin staff on the ground, he smashed it towards the evil tiger.
"Knock, knock, knock" After a few muffled sounds, the tiger fell to the ground, its head smashed to pieces, and blood and brains splashed everywhere.
At this time, a familiar voice came to my head.
"Ding, killing the Tiger rewards 30 XP. ”
More than a dozen smashes with all his strength, and the shape-shifting and high-energy-consuming moves, the tired Tang San was panting, and the beads of sweat on his forehead couldn't stop sliding down.
Tang San found an open space and sat down, thinking to himself, "The physical strength is not good now, it is good to upgrade as soon as possible, the weapon, for the time being, it is estimated that it is enough to have my nine-ring tin staff." ”
As the saying goes, any weapon is powerful but not powerful, depending on who uses it and how to use it, if it is an ordinary person, it is a good weapon for him, and he can't exert any power, if it is a person with high mana, it is an ordinary iron sword that can also be used.
Thinking that he still had 35 experience points, Tang San immediately said, "I want to upgrade the system." ”
"Congratulations to the host for successfully leveling up, and rewarding a spirit knife. ”
Host: Tang San
Level: Level 3 [15/40].
Skill: Shapeshift.
Items: Pilu hat, nine-ring tin staff, brocade robe, hoop spell, spirit knife.
Consumables: None
After the system finished speaking, Tang San felt that he had instantly become much stronger again, and the tiredness just now had disappeared by half, looking at a stone next to him, Tang San kicked hard, and the stone was instantly kicked and shattered into several halves.
Tang San smiled, "Sure enough, as the system says, every time you rise to the next level, you will become more powerful." ”
"By the way, the system also sent a spirit knife. ”
Tang San's mind moved, and sure enough, a small knife appeared in his hand, the total length of the knife blade, about thirty centimeters, the whole body was glowing, Tang San weighed the small knife in his hand and felt that the weight was good, and then asked, "System, what is the power of this spirit knife." ”
"Hello host, the spirit knife is extremely sharp, sharpening iron like clay, it can kill monsters with average mana, but it doesn't work against higher-level monsters. ”
Tang San didn't doubt the power of what the system said, and muttered to himself, "The spirit knife is a cow." ”
"The system must be high-quality. ”
Coming back to his senses, Tang San looked at the corpse of the evil tiger lying on the ground, his eyes lit up, and he said secretly: "This tiger skin is not bad, it can be made into a dress, and it is completely okay to be a quilt." ”
After resting for a while, Tang San walked up to the tiger corpse and took out the spirit knife to peel off the tiger skin.
"Hey, it's a big tiger whip, a big supplement. Tang San looked at the oversized tiger whip and muttered to himself.
The tiger skin was peeled off by Tang San whole, and the tiger whip was naturally in his pocket, and after putting the spirit knife back into the system in his heart, he picked up the tiger skin and sang Brother Kai and walked towards the end of the forest.