Chapter 313, the first cheeky in the world
jokingly:
The thickness of the ground is not thick, and the height of the sky is not high. The diamond is also a trick, and the cheeky skill is not afraid of your hair.
Draining the blood of the Qingfeng sword, blowing hair and cutting off the hair, I have tried it in vain, and I have no choice but to shake my head.
- Small words to send "Nangezi".
But it was said that the dervishes spit out a mouthful of blood at that time, but he did not continue to be lost, but came to his senses, knowing that the hallucinations that had just appeared had corresponding causes, and the one who called himself "Earl" was not Shuo Zhu Niang?
It's just that on the Huangquan River, who is the one who sings and dances, and what kind of debt does he have with himself?
It's the little stick mother, who is her husband, that is indeed against her, and what she owes will have to be repaid one day; It's just that I don't know when that day will appear, and I don't know how to return it.
However, at the moment, and when strengthening cultivation is the top, for a period of time, since entering the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, it seems that he has more time involved in mundane affairs, and less time to concentrate on cultivation, Taoist friend Li Wenshan, is now about to advance to the ninth order, but he is still standing still.
Thinking of this, the dervish couldn't help but blame himself for a while: If I wasn't careless, how could I be caught by Shuo Zhu Niang in her magic weapon space?
Thinking of this, the dervish monk no longer avoids Shuo Zhu Niang in his heart, she is her, I am me, although the old man was attacked by her once, but only this once, there is no example;
Thinking of this, the dervish monk calmed down and let go of the perception restrictions of the black bowl, so Shuo Zhuniang's voice came in endlessly, and they were all heard in the ears of the dervish monk.
The dervish monk replied to Shuo Zhu Niang: "Shuo Zhu Niang, don't call anymore, I'm not afraid of your charm, I have my portable immortal mansion, you can't help me, I won't take care of you, and you don't have to be so cheap!"
Shuo Zhu Niang, after listening to the words of the dervishes, she was also anxious: she had caught this "earl" into her own portable immortal mansion, however, there was no way to really hold him for a while, and his portable immortal mansion was stronger than a turtle shell and unbreakable!
Shuo Zhu Niang relied on her own portable immortal mansion to perceive the bowl of the dervishes, and clearly sensed that the broken bowl could actually increase its own cultivation on its own!
Shuo Zhu Niang was surprised and worried, surprised, is this the legendary growth magic weapon?
What I'm worried about is that I can't hold the "Earl", and let his magic weapon grow for a long time, then my portable immortal mansion will one day be broken from the inside by his magic weapon!
If the black bowl is outside Shuo Zhu Niang's portable immortal mansion, no matter how high her Shuo Zhu Niang's cultivation realm is, it is impossible to detect the automatic growth of the black bowl, after all, the speed of this growth is extremely slow.
However, immortal cultivators have their own infinite years, are they still afraid that they won't be able to reach that day?
Shuo Zhu Niang frowned, changed her angle, and talked to the dervishes about the way of refining magic weapons. The dervishes listened to Shuo Zhu Niang's words, and his heart was also surprised: Yo! I can't see it, Shuo Zhu Niang still knows a lot about refining magic weapons!
In fact, how did the dervishes know that Shuo Zhu Niang and the person in the heart mirror used to have such a little "rhyme"? Shuo Zhu Niang said, of course, came from the person in the heart mirror - however, when the dervish monk went to Mingzong to steal the way of refining, wasn't it just "out of the same door" as Shuo Zhu Niang? !
However, before he figured out Shuo Zhu Niang's intentions, the dervishes didn't pay much attention to Shuo Zhu Niang, so the conversation between the two people was more like Shuo Zhu Niang talking to herself.
Shuo Zhu Niang wanted to take the words of the dervishes monk and inquire about the situation of this magic weapon of breaking the bowl, but the dervishes wanted to understand how much refining knowledge this woman knew, and took it to the spot for reference. Shuo Zhu Niang is shrewd, in fact, the dervishes are experienced in human suffering, and they are not fools.
Shuo Zhu Niang couldn't get a reply from the dervishes, so she couldn't help but say again: "Earl, don't think that if you squeak, the slave doesn't know what you think!
Also, don't think that this portable immortal mansion, since it can grow automatically, will one day be able to escape from the palm of the slave maid!
A word reminded the dreamer, the dervishes remembered that he had such an experience, the first time, he was driving the black bowl, and accidentally fell into the high balcony space of the magic weapon of the Confucian sect master Wanfa Pavilion; the second time, he controlled the black bowl by himself and took the initiative to drill into Li Shijian's portable immortal mansion; both times, he escaped!
At that time, he escaped from the magic weapon space on the high balcony, although it was Wanfa Pavilion who took the initiative to release himself, it was also the result of his wits and courage with Wanfa Pavilion, as for escaping from Li Shijian's portable immortal mansion, it was his own catastrophe at that time, and then he inexplicably crossed the catastrophe, Li Shijian's portable immortal mansion was shattered by the catastrophe!
Thinking of this, the dervishes had a bottom in his heart, and immediately raised his voice through the black bowl to Shuo Zhu Niang: "Shuo Zhu Niang, I have made it clear to you, Lao Gao, so as to save you from being verbose and affecting Lao Gu's retreat!"
"Yo! Earl, you are really ruthless! The slave is so enthusiastic about you, but you are a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the hearts of good people!"
The dervishes laughed: "Shuo Zhu Niang, can't you see that you are still knowledgeable, you actually know Lu Dongbin! Which lover is Lu Dongbin your lover?"
"Yo, what kind of lover? The slave and maid have only one lover, but it's a pity that he is a monk, and the earl still eats the vinegar of the slave and the maid with him?"
"Hahahaha!Shuo Zhu Niang, don't talk to me about that useless, let me tell you, I have two ways to get out of your magic weapon space, and you don't have to be arrogant, it won't be long!"
When Shuo Zhu Niang heard this, she was surprised: Ah, how long will it take, I have to ask!
Shuo Zhu Niang said, "Yo, Earl, the monks don't speak, how can you use big words to scare the slave and maid? The slave and the maid are so afraid!
When the dervishes heard this, he knew that Shuo Zhu Niang had the intention of inquiring about temptation, and immediately continued: "You are afraid now, but I am afraid that it will be a little earlier!"
Let me tell you, when I cross the ninth order of the spiritual path and advance to the first level of the immortal path, as soon as the heavenly calamity falls, your magic weapon will be robbed on my behalf, and it will be shattered by the heavenly calamity, and at that time, if you are afraid again, it will be the right time!"
When Shuo Zhuniang heard this, her heart sank, obediently! This is really scary! Why didn't I think of this?
For a while, Shuo Zhu Niang was silent and silent.
The dervish continued: "Also, you are right, my magic weapon can grow automatically, and when the time comes, it will break your magic weapon from the inside, and at that time, it is also the time when you really have to be 'well' afraid!
When Shuo Zhuniang heard this, her heart was full of chuckles: Sure enough, as I was worried about, his magic weapon can grow automatically! If one day, his broken bowl breaks my magic weapon from the inside, what can I do? I trapped him in the Immortal Mansion like this, but I didn't expect it to become a tiger ride--it's hard to ride a tiger! What should I do?
Shuo Zhu Niang was unwilling, her eyes rolled, and she said: "Earl, the slave and maid said you, but there is no interest! You are better with the slave and maid, but now what are you pretending to be serious?"
Earl, you don't know, Zhou Shuo's pig is dead, the two pigs and the three pigs are also dead, and the slave and maid have no hope and lean on here, woo woo woo, the slave and maid are tired of staying here in the demon realm, and I want to go back to the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom with you, you can say it directly, do you promise or not? Earl, you will promise the slave and the maid!
If you change your words, you will also have to listen to them, but the heart of the dervish monk will not be moved by this.
At that time, after listening to Shuo Zhu Niang's words, the dervishes asked calmly, "So that's what you thought—then why did you attack Lao Gu when you first met?"
This remark directly exposed Shuo Zhu Niang's lies! However, if the skin is not thick, then it is not Shuo Zhu Niang! How thick is Shuo Zhu Niang's skin? In the words of the dervish monk, that is-
"The height of the sky is not high, the thickness of the ground is not thick, Shuo Zhu Niang has a face, and the diamond diamond can't drill through!"
At that time, Shuo Zhuniang changed her tricks, blindly softly and warmly, and tried in vain to say that she was a dervish monk, but she talked for half a day, but it was fruitless!
At that time, Shuo Zhu Niang thought about it, and made another plan in her heart:
If this plan is realized, then, if he behaves well, I will use his power to go back to the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, and I will save myself from being wanted and hunted down here in the Demon Domain; alas, why didn't I think of this earlier?
If he doesn't perform well, I'll take that opportunity to kill him or take away his magic weapon to grow!
It's just that I have to be careful and careful, his magic weapon is stronger than a turtle shell, I have received him in the Immortal Mansion, and there is no way to take him! Moreover, he has an inexplicable defensive power, I hit him with a palm before, but he bounced back and did not hurt him!
So Shuo Zhu Niang pretended to be annoyed, and said angrily: "Earl, a man of the world, he also pays attention to a 'manly husband, and his words count', not to mention that you are a monk who does not speak?
The dervishes smiled and said, "It's strange that there are horses that don't ride!
It turns out that everyone has weaknesses, Shuo Zhu Niang's words, the dervishes don't feel that they have been provoked!
I only heard Shuo Zhuniang say: "Think about the beginning, what did you say?"
When the dervish heard this, he suddenly felt bad, and when he recalled the events of that day, he couldn't help but shut up.
Shuo Zhu Niang said: "I think at the beginning, you said that you didn't hold a grudge against me, but what you are doing now, it is clear that you still hold a grudge! Why is the slave and maid bad? What is wrong with you? I am a woman's family, and I took the initiative to hand over my body to you, and now you pretend not to want it, why did you want it in the first place?"
Why didn't you take responsibility for me when you wanted to pass me in the first place? I don't care if you are a monk or not, I only know that you are a man you can rely on!
Count, can you say that you are not a man? Is it also my fault that I want to find a man to rely on? Who told you to appear in the life of the slave and maid, and to make the slave and maid feel that you are a person to rely on?"
The dervish monk was speechless, feeling that he was bickering, he would never be Shuo Zhu Niang's opponent, that day, it was clear that he had fallen into Shuo Zhu Niang's plot, but that matter, it was a dog tearing the sheepskin and couldn't figure it out, just like this, it became someone else's reason, and he became an irresponsible flower man Hua Monk!
Shuo Zhu Niang is really shrewd, and immediately said: "Earl, I will release you now, after you are released, you will be beaten or killed, and the slaves and maids will be at your disposal!"
While speaking, Shuo Zhu Niang was secretly vigilant, and made preparations to control the portable immortal mansion in an invisible state, so that he could hide himself at any time and fight at any time, but the person was standing on the ground, and sure enough, the dervishes were released!
What about the dervishes? I couldn't imagine that Shuo Zhu Niang actually said that she would let it go, and sure enough, she let go of herself - at that time, Shuo Zhu Niang released the dervishes, on the one hand, she was secretly preparing for battle, and on the other hand, she was putting on a good look, and she stood on the spot, staring at the black bowl.
As soon as the black bowl moved, a big monk appeared in front of Shuo Zhu Niang, only to see him holding a bowl in his left hand and a staff in his right hand, and his face was like an ancient well without waves.
Shuo Zhu Niang pretended to be coquettish, and threw herself into the arms of the dervish monk-