Text Chapter 16 The braggart is fat
Li Man, who said that the girl was eating with him, came to the dining table very happily, he was still young and good, thinking about the best food in his previous life, he was busy with the machine after eating two bites. Sometimes you don't feel hungry after eating one meal a day. And now Li Man found that he was very afraid of hunger, he ate so much last night, and when he got up early in the morning, the first thing he did was to think about eating. I don't know when I can get rid of this fat body.
Fat sat at the dinner table, looking at the people sitting on the table and a few people I didn't know, I just wanted to ask, "Can Daddy eat?" but instantly remembered his identity, and said casually, "Don't wait, move the chopsticks to eat," the first one picked up the chopsticks and ate it.
A middle-aged woman, dressed in a pale green brocade dress, with long black hair tied with a golden hairpin, has an elegant temperament, especially the two mushrooms on her chest when she laughs. looked at Manpan and said with a smile, "Who dares to move chopsticks if you don't eat first, third brother, look at Man'er's current appearance, it looks like he was seriously injured the day before yesterday." This body feels even better than before. ”
"Yes, I used to pick and choose when I ate, this one is not delicious, and that one is not like to eat. Said the old man with a white beard and a crutch.
The girl sat next to the boy, watched the boy gobble up, picked up the chopsticks and glanced at the man sitting opposite and didn't dare to pick up the dishes. The boy glanced at the girl and said loudly, eat, I will have to serve this young master for a while, how can I do it if I don't have the strength, this fast meat tastes good, and this soup give me the bowl. The boy vigorously sandwiched the food to the girl.
"Man'er, you eat yours by yourself, doesn't she have long hands herself? Your father, I have raised you for so many years, and I haven't seen you put a dish on Lao Tzu once, let alone make soup, you are good to give a little slut who almost killed you to be courteous, I see that your illness is still not good, today at noon when the pharmacist treats you, let him give you another needle by the way." Li Jing looked at the fat man in front of him and said angrily.
Hearing the needle, Li Man's appetite was lost in an instant, and it seemed that he had to be careful in his actions, otherwise he would be exposed again.
"Old man, can you not mention the needle when I eat, I used to have a good appetite and now I don't have it at all, she is now my person, we just finished seven hundred rounds of battle last night, and we left so much blood and essence, how can we make up for it if we don't eat more." Besides, you are as strong as a cow, do you use me to pick up vegetables for you? Are you so scary, do you dare to pick up the vegetables yourself?" Li Man stood up and pointed at the man and said loudly.
Listening to the boy's words, the girl was now scared and ashamed. It's really a dumb boy, what a big battle, what bloodshed, it's really full of nonsense.
Li Jing looked at the chubby and shy girl with her head bowed as she stood up, and laughed out loud.
"Lan Wa, haven't you always wanted to learn my sword technique? It's not that I don't teach you, but it's a better choice for you, I believe your father already knows this. Since you are quite fat and like you so much, it is better for you to marry my Li family. I can help you, even if you don't enter the Beast Exorcism Sect, you can become the number one warrior on the grassland. The man looked at the girl and said solemnly.
Li Man didn't expect the old man to come back, the girl definitely didn't agree now, and after a while, the man didn't know what punishment to receive. Seeing that the girl was about to open her mouth, she grabbed the front and slapped it on the table.
"Old man, don't you know that the twisted melon is not sweet? We have already said that as long as I win the golden knife in the competition in a year, Lanwa will marry me, why are you in a hurry. Besides, she became the first warrior of the grassland, so what should I be, I will be the first warrior of the grassland in the future, and I will also point my sword at the sky, go against the sky and embark on the road of cultivating immortals, and reach the highest peak in this universe that no one can reach. The boy put one foot on the stool, and the chopsticks pointed to the roof, and said enthusiastically.
"Hahaha," this time the room did not laugh except for being fat, so everyone laughed, and even the girl lowered her head and covered her mouth and laughed. Do these people laugh so low? I'm just saying what I really think. has such a powerful father, the family is so rich, and he is so good, all the causes and effects are in line with the inevitable result. What's so funny.
"You are not allowed to laugh, I will start cultivating tomorrow, I will decide the golden sword, I will also be the first warrior of the grassland, and I will also become the first place in the recruitment of the four major sects. ”
"Don't laugh, the barbarian finally made up his mind to cultivate well, shouldn't he be encouraged. The middle-aged woman said stop smiling, but the smile on her face never disappeared.
In the past two days, I will send someone to prepare the dowry and send it to his Jilie Mansion, and then invite all the people from all the tribes to hold a beautiful wedding for you. Li Jing said with a laugh.
The girl was so frightened when she heard the man's words that she lost her face and fell to the ground with the chopsticks in her hand.
"Old man, what I just said are you when I am farting, I said that I will definitely do it if I win the golden knife and marry her, do you think that your son is a waste, everything can only be settled if you show up, I can't do anything without you. Do you look down on your son so much? ”
"Maybe you all think so, how can a gentleman who is extremely poor in martial arts and only knows how to play all day long can win the golden sword. Li Man laughed at himself and said sadly.
The laughter in the room was gone, and no one expected the boy to say this. The girl also looked at the boy next to her in surprise, it turned out that he had really forgotten his past self.
"Good, good. The old man on crutches stood up and looked at the fat man and said with relief.
"Jingwa, it's rare that Man'er is so determined to cultivate well, you don't care about his marriage, and when Manda comes back in a few days, you can teach Man'er to cultivate." The old man looked at Li Jing and said.
"Okay, second uncle, when Manda comes back, I will discuss with him the direction of Man'er's cultivation. Don't you want good exercises and weapons, you can come with me to the Treasure Soldier Pavilion in the bazaar tonight."
Hearing that his father had finally agreed to teach him how to cultivate, the boy was very happy. The sad expression disappeared in an instant, and he sat on the stool and said happily, "Thank you, second grandfather, the barbarian will definitely come on." Immediately picked up the chopsticks and devoured them again.
"Just know how to eat, thank you second grandfather, why don't you thank you Lao Tzu, get up on time at seven o'clock tomorrow morning to exercise and drive piles, and in the future, the amount of food will also be controlled, and you will suffer hardships in the cultivation behind your fat body. ”
"The cultivation of a martial artist is to refine skin, bones, and blood. Tomorrow you start refining skins. Lan Wa, you will accompany the fat man to practice together in the future. ”