"You dare to laugh at me. ”

The six-eared macaque was depressed, worried that there was no place to vent his anger, and when he saw that the two monsters were also laughing at him, he suddenly walked up to them, and each of them rewarded more than 20 red envelopes.

Punch after punch, the two monsters who smashed were crying wolf, and the pimples on their heads looked like they were more, but of course the ones on their heads were not swollen.

After the six-eared macaque left with the two monks, the two monks who were watching the tower immediately ran to report to the head of the temple.

The old monk in charge had just come to their room with a dozen monks, and he could hear crying, laughing, and screaming loudly in the room, and they all thought it was haunted, so frightened that they stood outside, and didn't even dare to knock on the door.

...

On the tower, Tang San sat opposite Wukong, the two of them muttered something quietly, and suddenly a gust of wind blew outside, and a black shadow fell on the top floor of the pagoda.

"Master, it seems that a monster is coming. ”

"You go and inform Bajie and let them act quickly. Tang San lowered his voice and said.

Wukong answered, his soul went out of his body, and flew out.

Not long after, a monk tiptoed open the door and walked in, and without saying a word, he pulled a stool and sat down, and then asked, "When are you going to do it?"

"It turned out to be a hairy crab. Tang San opened his divine sense and glanced at him, and said softly: "We have all inquired, then Tang Seng lives in a house alone, and when they are all asleep, they will act." ”

"Then you have to be careful. The crab spirit glanced at Wukong and found that he had been staring at him, so he asked, "Brother Babo, why are you always staring at me?"

"You don't know yet, my brother has fallen in love with a banshee in our blue pool, and he has been left alone like this lately, what is the name of mortals... ”

After a pause, Tang San said again: "Yes, I think of it, mortals say that love always makes people lose their minds, you see that my brother really verified that sentence, haha." ”

The crab spirit also laughed when he heard this, and said, "According to what you say, Brother Babo, you are not so emotional." ”

At this time, Wukong's soul returned to his body, but he really didn't know anything about what the crab spirit had just said.

Scratching his bald head, Wukong glanced at Tang San, indicating that everything was done, and then turned his face to look at the crab spirit.

Seeing that Wukong suddenly came back to his senses, the crab spirit said happily: "Brother Babo, I didn't expect that you would miss spring this season." ”

"As long as this mission is completed, let alone a banshee, even the ten kings will still satisfy you. ”

As soon as Wukong came back, he didn't know which level to meet, so he listened to what the crab spirit said about the female goblin.

"What did the master say to him, what a female monster, Sichun's. Goku sneered.

Seeing this, Tang San's eyes rolled, he took over the words, and said, "Brother didn't hear it, as long as Tang Seng is arrested, then everything will be fine." ”

"It's okay to catch a little Tang monk, just wait to hear the good news. Wukong suddenly felt as if he had said the wrong thing, and quietly glanced at Tang San.

"Yes, yes, absolutely. Tang Sanyin looked at Wukong with a smile and said.

That smile didn't have any problem at all in the eyes of the crab spirit, but in Wukong's eyes, it meant something else, and that smile meant that he was in trouble.

...

After the eight-ring six-eared macaque was notified, it immediately became the role arranged by Tang San.

They pushed the door and went out, and when they saw dozens of monks standing outside the door, their faces immediately changed, and they quarreled with each other and went in the direction of the pagoda.

Those monks saw that the six-eared macaque and Bajie were arguing in full swing, and they were about to make a move, and they were all frightened.

The old monk was stunned for a long time before chasing after him to persuade him, but he didn't dare to get too close, so the fake Tang Seng didn't say anything, the fangs of the six-eared macaque were too scary.

The three of them were sitting on the stools in the room, chatting, and from the mouth of the crab essence, the empty boy and the iron fist of the heavenly remnant feet, the three goods were also a complete set designed by the hydra to catch themselves.

Hearing this news, Tang San was quite calm, but Wukong almost didn't have a seizure, if it wasn't for Tang San's wit to cover it up, then this scene would have been done in vain.

"These two pigs, why haven't they moved for so long, see if I go back and don't cut them. Tang San scolded in his heart.

It's not that Tang San is in a hurry, it's really urgent, because the crab spirit always talks to him about some things about Bibo Tan, but Tang San leads the topic to other places, which is easy to make people suspicious.

At this moment, there was a noise under the pagoda, the two of them were Bajie and the six-eared macaque, but the difference was that the six-eared macaque hid its ears, and Bajie also became Tang San's appearance.

That's right, this is the task assigned to them by Tang San, the first step, quarrel.

"I sound like the voice of Tang Seng and the monkey. Tang San tilted his ears and pretended to say, "Let's go out and have a look." ”

After speaking, Tang San immediately walked over to the top of the tower, Wukong and the Crab Spirit followed closely behind.

The three of them stood on the top floor of the pagoda and looked down, and found that the fake Tang Seng on the ground and the fake Wukong were scolding each other.

Although it was night, there were not many fires in the yard, but the crab spirit relied on his innate advantages and some cultivation, and he could still see it more clearly at such a close distance, and the two people who scolded him in the courtyard were Tang Seng and Wukong.

Seeing this scene, the crab spirit suddenly looked confused, "What's going on?" I heard that the monkey is very obedient, how dare you quarrel with that monk?"

Tang San leaned over to the crab spirit and pointed to the two of them on the ground, and asked seriously, "What's going on?"

The crab spirit shook his head and said, "I'd like to find someone to ask what's going on." ”

Wukong on the side also leaned over and said in a low voice: "In my opinion, it must be that monkey that made Tang Seng angry, otherwise how could he quarrel." ”

"It's not fierce enough, it's good to fight. ”

...

"The teacher is so good to you, let you help me make a basin and wash my feet, wronged you, and gave me cruelty, see if I don't kill you, a dead monkey. Bajie carried a fake Zen staff in one hand, with an angry face.

", the feeling of being a master scolding is cool, I have to accept a few apprentices after taking the scriptures, and I have nothing to do. Bajie said in his belly.

"Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore, you broken Tang monk, do you think Lao Tzu really wants to break the scriptures with you, if it weren't for the sake of you letting me out, I would have beaten you to death. The six-eared macaque roared at the top of his throat, for fear that others would not hear it.

"Okay, you dead monkey, you dare to talk to the teacher like this," Bajie was furious, and smashed the six-eared macaque on the head with a fake Zen stick.

The six-eared macaque raised the iron rod to block it head-on, and scolded angrily: "Dead bald donkey, don't be ashamed, dare to do something to me, see if I don't kill you." ”

(End of chapter)