It's another year when the Spring Festival arrives, and the gods also come to join in the fun, the Queen Mother Jade Emperor appears on the stage, and a bunch of immortals run tricks.

The Spring Festival is a traditional festival in China, which has followed thousands of years of customs and even the gods are not exempt from vulgarity, this is not, today is the first day of the first month, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor saw the lively scene in the mortal world through the water mirror, and suddenly couldn't sit still, the two bosses directly ordered, all the immortals in the heavenly court quickly came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to report.

After a while, the immortals came quickly.

The originally spacious Lingxiao Treasure Hall was suddenly crowded, and everyone was wondering, what was the purpose of gathering together for the New Year?

Seeing that all the immortals had arrived, the Queen Mother motioned to the Jade Emperor to speak with her eyes, and the Jade Emperor put on a momentum of not being angry and arrogant, and said slowly: "All the immortals, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and there is a saying in the mortal world called 'the dumplings of the first day of the first year', so I discussed with the Queen Mother, and today we will have a dumpling making contest in the heavenly court." ”

As soon as these words came out, the immortals began to whisper to each other, although all the immortals here, but they have all been trained in the red dust, and there is a special plot for the Spring Festival.

The Queen Mother coughed twice, and waited for the immortals to calm down, and then said: "This competition has three kinds of rewards: champion, list, and tanhua, each with corresponding prizes, and this palace can guarantee that the prizes are definitely beyond your imagination." ”

At this moment, the immortals were excited, the prize that the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor took out was not an ordinary thing?

All the immortals are gearing up, and even the magic weapons have been sacrificed, just waiting for a while to come out on top in the competition.

Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother suddenly smiled very peacefully and said: "In order to ensure the fairness of the game, and in order to allow the heavenly court to have fun with the world, the immortals are not allowed to use mana and magic weapons." When she saw a fairy casting her eyes on her own boy, she added, "You can't find someone to do it on your behalf, and the violator abstains." ”

Isn't that just going to make dumplings by yourself? The immortals were in an uproar.

Most of the people here are men, born in the ancient times of "men's cooking", when it comes to eating, it is a set, and all of them have practiced the "emperor's tongue", but when it comes to hands, it is the first time that the big girl gets on the sedan chair.

Under the coercion of the eyes of the immortals, Yue Lao, who was recognized as having the most iron relationship with the Jade Emperor, was pushed out as a spokesperson.

"The Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor, all the immortal friends have been immortals for a long time, and they have long been unfamiliar with the things in the mortal world, can you think about the content of the game again?"

The expression on Yue Lao's face did not change, but in his heart he was cursing those unrighteous immortals, is cannon fodder so easy to do? He is a handful of years old, and these people don't know how to respect and love the old.

The Jade Emperor didn't speak, but the Queen Mother's eyes flashed, and she said quietly: "Old Yue, you are the referee of the palace and the Jade Emperor, so you can naturally give your opinion on the content of the game." ”

Yue Lao's eyes lit up, and he immediately bowed down and said: "Queen Mother, the little god has just overpassed, this competition is very good, it can not only allow all the immortal friends to relive the life of the mortal world, but also have fun with the mortal world, the little god will definitely raise his hands in favor, and there will be no opinion." ”

Tell you to pull me as cannon fodder, now I don't have to participate in the competition, I won't blindly participate with you, dead friends don't die poor, you can go with peace of mind!

Yue Lao's sudden backlash made all the immortals stunned, although they all scolded him in their hearts, but because of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor, no one dared to speak, but they just took their eyes and knives to poke at Yue Lao's death.

Yue Lao waved the dust and twisted his head to the side, didn't he just look at the knife? It's not a real knife, when he didn't see it, it was, to paraphrase Yi Fan taught him English - Comeon! baby.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other and smiled, their eyes full of the cunning that they knew each other.

"Then the game starts, the time limit is two hours, and the immortals come on. The Jade Emperor waved his hand very chicly.

The Queen Mother waved her sleeves, and a long table appeared in front of the immortals, on which were placed the corresponding flour, pork, leeks, oil, salt, water, as well as silver basins for kneading dough, rolling pins, and bamboo sieves for holding dumplings.

After Yue Lao bowed to the Queen Mother Jade Emperor who was sitting on the top seat, he waved the dust, and a huge hourglass appeared in the air and began to count down.

Let's skip the process of making dumplings with flour flying all over the sky, chickens and dogs, and the time will come in two hours.

"It's time!" Yue Lao waved the dust in his hand again, and the hourglass in the air disappeared, and at the same time, the ingredients in front of the immortals disappeared, leaving only those wrapped dumplings, completely eliminating the suspicion of someone cheating.

The Queen Mother smiled and said, "Old Yue, you can go and evaluate it on behalf of the palace and the Jade Emperor." ”

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and then smiled clearly, indeed, can these immortals who have never cooked at a glance eat the things they have packed? Who to find if there is a whole food poisoning? How unlucky it is for the New Year.

The corners of Yue Lao's mouth twitched, although he was reluctant to be the guinea pig who tested the poison in his heart, he had to take the order and walked over, who called these two leaders, they carried the black cauldron, and sent them to death, high!

The first table is Erlang God, Yue Lao waved his hand, and the raw dumplings became a bowl of cooked dumplings, looking at the dumplings that looked like potstickers, Yue Lao didn't even have the mood to eat, and said directly: "Zhenjun, you first figure out the shape of the dumplings, PASS!"

The third eye on Erlang God's forehead immediately opened, and the three eyes glared at Yue Lao, but Yue Lao said fearlessly: "Don't stare at me, or you let your Howling Sky Dog taste it, even if you are willing to eat it, even if you pass the test." ”

Erlang God immediately put the dumplings in front of the Roaring Dog, but the Roaring Dog lay on the ground very facelessly and pretended to be dead.

Erlang burst into tears.

The second table is Tota Li Tianwang, after Yue Lao used his mana to cook the raw dumplings, he looked at the dumplings piled together like a pagoda with disgust, and said: "Li Tianwang, you have a so-called fetish in the mortal world, right?

Li Tianwang looked at the pagoda in his hand, and then looked at the tower-shaped dumplings in the bowl, looking at the sky at forty-five degrees, speechless.

The third table is Nezha, don't say, the dumplings are wrapped quite like a thing, but as soon as they are cooked, well, the whole thing is a bowl of soup, especially the soup is faintly red, and then look at the flour-stained Chaotian Aya, Yue Lao understands, this child is afraid that the flour will stain his hands, and he uses the Chaotian Aya as a glove to wrap his hands and knead the bread dumplings.

Yue Lao was furious, "Nezha, don't you know that there is a food safety law in the mortal world? I actually used your heavily polluted sea water to strangle the third prince of the dragon who hadn't taken a bath for I don't know how many years to knead the dough, just rush this, PASS!"

Nezha bit the chaotic sky and burst into tears, this child is hopeless.

The fourth table is to defeat the Buddha Sun Wukong, looking at the monkey hair mixed with the dumplings, Yue Lao was too lazy to complain, and passed directly.

The fifth table is Taishang Laojun, who is worthy of being born in alchemy, and pays attention to perfection in doing things, and the dumplings are in good shape, Yue Lao put one in his mouth, just took a bite, and immediately spit it out.

"Lao Jun, Lao Jun, this is a dumpling! Not your elixir! How the hell did you make the pork and leek stuffing taste like an elixir?"

Taishang Laojun said unusually calmly: "This immortal is still researching, and next time I will strive to make dumplings that taste the same as the pill." ”

"I'm not praising you!"

The seventh table is the former Marshal of Tianpeng, the current Pure Altar Messenger Zhu Bajie, looking at the blank table, the corners of Yue Lao's mouth twitched a few times, and asked, "Bajie, where are the dumplings you made?"

Zhu Bajie licked the corners of his mouth and said, "I ate it, it tastes good." ”

Yue Lao almost slipped and fell, "You eat all the raw?"

"Lao Pig, I recently went to taste the sashimi of the island country with Glutton, and found that it can be delicious when eaten raw, so I have been eating raw food for the past few days, and I feel pretty good. A look of nostalgia.

Why didn't you get food poisoning or diarrhea and die? Well, you're a god, you can't die!

Yue Lao said weakly: "No dumplings, PASS!"

The eighth and ninth tables followed...... Until the last table, all of them were passed by Yue Lao for various reasons, plus a poisonous tongue complaint.

There is no way, these immortals are really not the materials for making dumplings, although they are depressed, they have to accept it with their heads down.

After all the evaluations, Yue Lao replied to the two big bosses: "The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor, after the evaluation of the little gods, all the dumplings of the immortal family are not qualified." ”

"That is, the top three can't be selected, and the prizes can't be issued?" asked the Jade Emperor.

"Yes. Yue Lao bowed and said.

The Jade Emperor turned his head to look at the Queen Mother and said, "Queen Mother, what do you think?"

Looking at the immortals who sighed, the queen mother smiled and said: "Today's New Year, it's a happy celebration, everyone has worked hard, just send a collective award, everyone has a share!"

The immortals, who originally thought that the prize was hopeless, were afraid that the Jade Emperor would not allow it, so they hurriedly shouted in unison to the Queen Mother: "Thank you Queen Mother!

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly and smiled, and then waved his hand, and a red envelope appeared in front of everyone.

"Let's open it when Zhongqing returns to their respective immortal mansions. After saying that, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother disappeared after a flash of white light.

The immortals bowed down and said, "Congratulations to the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor, we will retire." ”

An hour later, all over the heavenly court was full of mourning.

Yue Lao sat in the office, looking at the red envelope in his hand, and smiled bitterly.

There is only a piece of paper in the red envelope, and eight big characters are written on it: Wishing you prosperity, bring the red envelope.