034 Verbal War (Vol. 1)
The night was peaceful, and Leng Yue slept until dawn.
When she opened her eyes, she found herself lying upstairs in her bedroom.
The light inside was dim, and it was snowing outside the window, and the snowflakes were hitting the glass windows, making a tinkling sound.
Her mind was still drowsy, and there was almost no trace of last night's events in her mind.
She turned over on the bed, lazily not wanting to get up, hugging the quilt and lying down, she listened to the wind, and her heart was a hazy confusion.
For a while, she had little thought or consciousness, and her mind was still in a half-asleep state.
The sound of the door opening alarmed her, she turned her head to look at the door, and it was Sister-in-law Zhang who came in, and she walked all the way to her bedside and leaned over to look at her.
"Ma'am, are you awake? Breakfast is ready, go and eat." β
"Okay. β
She lifted the spirit.
Leng Yue came down from upstairs, she was wearing a silver, shiny silk nightgown, she rubbed her temples, and shouted: "Sister-in-law Zhang, bring me a bowl of honey water first, don't be hot, be cool!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
Sister-in-law Zhang agreed.
Seeing Li Min sitting on the sofa neatly dressed, Leng Yue was startled: "Oh my God, haven't you gone to work yet? What time is it?"
Li Min didn't speak, but looked at her with a resentful face.
"What's wrong with you?"
Leng Yue stepped forward, looked at him carefully, and suddenly smiled.
"Why do you look at me like that?" she asked with a smile, "You know, you are attracted by my charm, you don't know, you thought you were sentenced to life imprisonment, and you are about to take the high-speed train to hell!"
"What!?"
Li Min's eyes widened.
"What the hell are you talking about?" he glared at Leng Yue again, and said angrily, "I just want to see you clearly, this woman who caught me off guard and was heartbroken." β
"Oh?"
Leng Yue was stunned.
"What did I do, and I was caught off guard and heartbroken?"
"Yes," Li Min clenched his fist and thumped his chest. "I'm really dumb and have eaten Coptis chinensis, and I can't tell if I have any suffering. β
"Hmm. β
Leng Yue snorted, she held her hands on her chest, walking back and forth, up and down, left and right, looking at him, observing him.
"It's really weird and scary to see you like this for the first time. Leng Yue said: "You are like this, I don't know you anymore, let's go back to the original - yourself." β
"What's wrong with me?" Li Min suddenly shouted, "When did I treat you badly?"
"What's going on?" Leng Yue stared at him and asked, "Who bullied our President Li, Master Li?"
"It's scary than telling me to get out!" Mr. Li said.
"To be honest, I feel a little wronged. Leng Yue smiled: "No matter how terrible this world is, you have to know what capital crimes others have committed? β
"Really?"
Li Min's eyes widened, and he didn't look at Leng Yue for a moment. After a while, all of a sudden, there was an explosion.
"You treacherous and cunning woman! You woman with an extreme personality, even if I am a dual personality, a hypocrite, and a bastard husband, I am not so bad as that, right? Yes, I am sometimes quite annoying, and I do look like a villain, but we have no enmity in our previous lives, right? How else could I be ......like this?"
"So," Leng Yue said, "When I said divorce, you should let it go, why are you tugging at the corner of my skirt and begging me all the time?" She also shouted: "Ah! Now it's like a fighting, what does it look like to grab the sky and the earth! Did I provoke you again? Oh, there is really no peaceful day in our family!"
"Ahh
Li Min closed his eyes and folded his hands.
"Your sons were crucified, what am I compared to Jesus?" he rubbed his chest and took two deep breaths. "I'll think of myself as those Roman soldiers on the slope of the cross! Everywhere, there are martyrs and perpetrators!"
"Ouch, ouch, what a sacrificial spirit. Leng Yue looked at him with a smile. "It's so strong. β
"You ...... yesterday Yesterday!"
Thinking of yesterday's embarrassment, Li Min's anger still didn't come to one place.
"Oh, I came back a little late yesterday and saw a friend I hadn't seen in a long time. She said.
"Yours, that friend named Xiaoyu?" Li Min suppressed the anger in his heart, and his face changed to an expression that seemed to be smiling rather than smiling.
"She's a heartthrob, isn't she? β
"What a heartthrob!" Li Min pursed his lips disdainfully: "I think, it's just a brainless big sister!"
"How do you speak?" Leng Yue glared at him unhappily: "She is my chief best friend, and she is very distracted." β
"Hmph, chief girlfriend?" Li Min didn't want to pretend anymore, and his tone and face suddenly became stiff. "I think you two can say whatever you want, just vent it!"
"What?"
Leng Yue didn't seem to understand.
"Seeing friends relieves stress, what's wrong?"
"Hehe! pretending to be so calm, do you want to win the best actress?!You really want to be a movie queen, wow, your acting skills are so good!" Li Min sneered on the corner of his mouth: "Amnesia, don't you? You don't want to live with me, do you?"
"What do you mean?"
Leng Yue is getting more and more confused.
"Oh yes, red and white, what a fantasy duo! Just a stone, a frog will be stoned to death! What? The older I get, the more I look like an uncle and aunt? A husband who snores and farts and has a smelly mouth is not interesting or attractive?"
"Oh, did you sleep with a pillow?Who told you that?" Leng Yue's eyes widened in disbelief.
"You, who else?"
"I?"
"Oops! Oops! Who do you show if you put on a posture that you would rather die than give in? Are you not smart enough to use a smartphone and not hang up the phone? Do you mean to say bad things and let your husband hear them?"
Thinking of being drunk yesterday, Leng Yue suddenly remembered that there was such a thing, but did she really not turn off her mobile phone?
"Oh, I remember. She rolled her eyes, sneered, and said, "It seems that there is such a thing, talking about someone." β
"Count you ruthless!" Li Min gritted his teeth and said sourly: "You can recover your memory, this is really a medical miracle!"
"It's nothing. Leng Yue smiled lightly: "My memory has always been very good, I won't forget what I should remember, and I won't remember what I should forget." β
"Really?"
Li Min sneered.
"I kind of get it now!"
He cocked Erlang's legs and pursed his lips.
"Why are you so old that you can still kill Xiao Xianrou in seconds! You are the material to be an actor! You can even play selective amnesia, and your acting is too layered, right?!"
"Oh, then you're eavesdropping?" Leng Yue said in vain, "It's really rude!"
"Oh my God, good morals?" Li Min glared at her in disbelief. "Are you polite in front of me? Leng Yue! You're really cheeky. β
"Cheeky?"
Leng Yue stopped laughing, she snorted coldly and said, "If you are cheeky, who can compare with you?"
At this time, Sister-in-law Zhang came over with a glass of honey water, and when she heard the quarrel between the two people, she quickly retreated, she retreated to the kitchen, pricked up her ears, and eavesdropped there.
"What did you say?"
"Didn't you hear?" Leng Yue approached him, looked at him with strange eyes, and then said, "Although they are husband and wife, the etiquette that should be observed must be observed. Seeing that you are in good spirits, and there are no signs of suicide or homicide, you should hang up when you hear that! β
"Speechless?"
Li Min sat there and didn't move, but his cheeks gradually lost their color.
"Who should be speechless?" he asked, "You who are speechless in front of you?!" he stared at her intensely.
"I said that when women meet to say bad things about their husbands, it is an appetizer in the set menu. Leng Yue Zhenzhen said: "Don't you even know this?
"What?!"
Li Min shouted angrily:
"What kind of appetizer in the set? I think you're talking about it as a main course! And it's endless! I can't even listen to it with a blushing face! Hey, hey, heyβ" He pointed at her and shouted, "I always thought you were extremely smart, but in fact you are the word between one and three!"
"The word in the middle of one and three?"
Leng Yue's eyes also widened, and her face turned snow-white.
"If I were that word, you who relied on me not to divorce would be a combination of that word!" she said coldly.
"Oops, you...... You ......"
Li Min was a little angry when he was choked by Leng Yue, but he didn't take advantage of it at all, and he was really unwilling to be defeated by Leng Yue like this.
"You have been unfaithful once, and you will not tolerate it a hundred times!" Li Min became more and more angry the more he thought about it. "I've never seen such a righteous villain!" he glared at her angrily. "What is the reason for such arrogance?"
"Are you asking me for an explanation?"
Leng Yue stared at the big, beautiful big eyes, and suddenly, she smiled again.
"I hate people to the extent that I really rank first on the list!"
"Hah!"
Li Min suddenly stood up and approached her.
"What do you want?" Leng Yue's face was fearless, and she raised her face without fear and asked, "Do you want to beat me?"
Thinking of the insults Li Min gave her before, her eyes were also filled with anger.
"Try moving me again!"
Li Min took three steps back in a row, and he was a little stunned.
He felt that the cold moon in front of him was no longer just a woman without enthusiasm, but a dangerous, crazy little woman.
Seeing Li Min's surprised face, Leng Yue calmed down instead, and she sat on the sofa.
"You ask me if the reason for my arrogance is that I have a really bad memory! Don't you pay the debt you owed me last time? Don't you admit it because you didn't write an IOU?"
"Oops, you...... What are you talking about?" Li Min asked as he glared at her and stammered.
"I don't understand, do you? Because you only have vanity in your head! You only have money!" Leng Yue said in a deep voice: "Didn't you say that you are the head of the family, and I should be like your slave, I can only obey and obey? As a life partner, I can't talk to you and talk about the truth of this world in my life, because your mouth often says words like dung!"
"What?
With a poof, Li Min was laughed at by Leng Yueqi instead.
"Those who can write know life really well!" he said sarcastically.
"No!" Leng Yue said loudly: "It's not about understanding life, but about understanding youβotherwise, if I talk to you about literature and art, can you understand?"
"Hey, Cold Moon!"
Li Min chuckled.
"We are all people who have lived in a civilized society for decades, and at least everyone understands the truth! Do you think that you and I are not of the same class?"
"What do you say?" Leng Yue's voice was unhurried, not anxious or annoyed, she said: "People always have the value of being used. β
"I have a use value!" Li Min said, he looked at Leng Yue with a smile, and the atmosphere gradually eased. "I can talk to you, chat with you, and relieve your boredom. β
"Oops!"
She sneered.
"Do you know who I usually come into contact with?"
"Who?"
"It's all celebrities, artists, and high-level people in the literary and art world, what can I talk to you about?"
"Oh my God!"
Li Min snorted and almost burst out laughing.
"Do you know who I usually come into contact with?"
"Who?"
Leng Yue sneered and stared at him.
"I-" Li Min pulled a long voice: "The 'silver' I come into contact with is effortless to make money, the delicacies of the mountains and seas are tired of eating, the feet do not touch the ground when walking, and there are ......"
"I know!"
She snorted.
"Hormones are over-secreted!" she laughed.
"Hey, Cold Moonβ"
"Don't feed all the time! What do you fuss about? You have to face all kinds of strange things to experience life, don't you?"
"Y-you're really winged! you're rebelling against you more and more! Are you a friendly chat?" he asked.
"Of course!"
Leng Yue smiled lightly and said, "We all chat like this. People in the seventies and eighties spoke a little bit more, and that was an expression of friendship. The closer the relationship, the more excessive it is. It's like the like, ho, and dog funny that young people use today, so let's think it's similar to that. β
"What?"
Li Min glared at Leng Yue with hatred and love, because he found that he was becoming more and more addicted to this arrogant beloved wife.
Looking at that quibbling mouth, she bothered him so much that he wanted to foul all the time.
Thinking about it...... He couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Then, he lowered his voice and said, "A writer's mind should be like the sea." β
Leng Yue also smiled and asked him, "You-you like the sea very much, don't you?"
"Of course. β
"Then I think you will simply be a dolphin in the next life, and then spray water on the sea, and you will be open-minded and free. β
With a poof, Li Min laughed angrily at her again.
He thought about it, looked at Leng Yue with a smile and said:
"In short, I have suffered a great blow because of you! Your credit has been completely bankrupt with me! I want to reconsider your character, don't stop me from ......"
"Reconsider?"
Leng Yue squinted at him, thinking about what she said last night, and when Li Min heard his expression, she couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
"Yes!" Li Min glared at her, and said word by word: "Reconsider! Because you have been blacklisted by me!"
"Then I thank you!" Leng Yue seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "Do you think I'll be scared? You can only do this when the child is around! It's a pity that he is not around! What am I afraid of? You still want to threaten me at every turn?"
She turned and walked to the kitchen.
"Sister-in-law Zhang, what are you doing, won't you give me honey water?"
Li Min was hung there by Leng Yue, and he smiled bitterly.
"What? Talking about the truth of the world? Listen, it's ridiculous! Even the frozen shrimp in the refrigerator are going to laugh out loud!"
He stood up, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became.
"What? Mine only works if my son is there? Am I defenseless now?"
Li Min stood in the hall for a short while, and after a wry smile, he picked up his handbag.
"That's the end of the embarrassing show, I have to go to work!" he said to himself as he walked out.