The words say:

There are a few cigarettes of smoke and incense, babbling and yellow cavity. Selfishness is cold and warm, and the water is cold. Asking the devil to worship the devil seems to be too ridiculous.

The stupid woman and the foolish man make empty wishes, but they don't know that they are perverse. Compassion is not a blessing to the Buddha. Lingtai square inch, cultivate your kind heart.

——Small words to send "Linjiang Immortal".

At that time, the old man Zhang, who got Ye Ziqing's order, invited Li Shijian and the three to his home as guests. A group of four people, along the street, straight to the south, to the town, at the south end of the street, there is an ordinary courtyard courtyard, the courtyard wall is low, the wooden door is wide open.

When the old man Zhang entered the courtyard, he shouted loudly: "Mother-in-law, there are guests at home, hurry up and prepare tea!"

Li Shijian and the three of them were all thankful and said no. As she spoke, the curtain of the north room was lifted, and a woman in her fifties came out, but she saw that her face was uncertain and her brows were not raised, as if someone had borrowed her rice and returned her black beans.

Li Shijian and the three of them only said that this woman was the mother-in-law mentioned by the elder Zhang, and they all politely saluted: "Don't dare to work Auntie, we are not thirsty." ”

The eldest elder Zhang took over and said: "The three of them admit that they are wrong, this is the neighbor of the East Cross Courtyard, and my mother-in-law is lazy to sit in the house." ”

After that, he said to the fifty-year-old woman again: "Aunt Li, are you all right?"

The woman in her fifties replied with a random "all right" and went to the east across the courtyard. The eldest elder Zhang didn't care, and invited the three of them to sit in the Ming Hall of the North House.

Li Shijian and the three of them followed the elder Zhang Cai into the north house, and they heard a woman's voice say: "You are troublesome, aren't you? Why do you have guests in our house, but no guests in other people's homes? If you want tea or water, you pour it yourself!"

Obediently, this is clearly unwelcome, Li Shijian and the three of them listened to it, so they were not embarrassed. Lu Sanya was about to turn around and leave, but Li Shijian's divine sense had already arrived: "Senior Nephew Lu, don't be impatient, let's see what kind of mystery they are doing." ”

The eldest Zhang listened to his mother-in-law's words, and was already anxious: "You dead mother-in-law, the eldest young master arranged for guests to come to our house, this is to look down on us, if you dare to speak disrespectfully, I will kill you yellow-faced woman!"

Li Shijian took a look at the three of them, hey, what's going on? The three of them persuaded and didn't step forward to pull the fight, however, the eldest boss Zhang didn't do anything to "kill the yellow-faced woman" after all, but just blackened his face and went to get the water hyacinth by himself, and let the three of them sit down while putting them in the water.

Li Shijian had already seen it, but he saw that in the middle of the Ming Hall of the North House, a table was placed against the wall, and a large incense burner was placed in the middle of it, and the smoke curled in the incense burner, staining a painting pasted on the wall above. In the painting, there are several people with heads and two horns like ghosts, male and female, male and female.

On the left front side of the table, there is a bamboo chair, and the "yellow-faced woman" of the old Zhang family sitting on the chair is actually not yellow, but rather ruddy, and it looks like it is only about forty years.

At this time, the mother-in-law of the elder Zhang muttered words in her mouth: "Mr. Hongda, Mr. Cheng Er, Miss Huang Si, Second Sister Lu, Master Qing, Bai Niangniang, all immortals, please retreat!"

After reciting it three times in a row, the mother-in-law of the eldest elder Zhang stood up and looked up to the sky and yawned; after yawning, the "yellow-faced woman" glanced at the three guests, and her expression was a vivid look of disdain, but she said: "Guests, please sit down for a while, and wait for me to cook." ”

Li Shijian and the three of them looked at the expression on the mother-in-law's face, and they were secretly angry in their hearts, but they all pretended to have no eyes and couldn't see, just sat there, drinking the tea without a sip, tasteless.

The eldest elder Zhang followed his yellow-faced mother-in-law, hurriedly followed him to the kitchen, and said to his mother-in-law in a low and slightly dissatisfied voice:

"Why are you so blind? Do you cut my face in front of the guests? I admit that it was I who had a lot of things to do to invite guests to our house, isn't this the rule of our place?

Whoever recruited this passer-by will entertain them - this time they took the initiative to ask me for directions, not me, this time, you can't blame me!"

The woman said angrily: "Didn't you see me asking God at home? As soon as you enter the door, you will be babbling, and you are not afraid of disturbing and offending the gods.

The yellow-faced woman said a lot of words, I don't know which sentence poked the sore spot of the old man Zhang, although the voice of the big man Zhang was still very low, but he could hear the anger was very angry: "You have never given me a long face!

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Bang Bang!"

Li Shijian's cultivation realm of the three of them can hear this voice clearly: Ouch, he is clearly in the hands of the two of them, slapping his face!

I only heard the "yellow-faced woman" whimper: "You dare to beat me, I will ask the gods to cure you!"

Next was the voice of the elder Zhang, who was angry: "You ask the gods to cure me, cure me, cure me!" What the hell are you, hum, I want you to learn from the gods, obviously I and you are about to get married, but you are sleeping with Ye Shenhan, which will make me embarrassed for the rest of my life!

Hey, you've learned to invite the gods, and you're going to treat me? My family has been coming and going back and forth for ten years and nine lifetimes, and you're damn embarrassed in front of the guests!"

"I didn't mean to, how did I know that at that time, it was like a missing soul, and God sent him to have such a time? I learned to ask God, isn't it also for your good? What have you been worried about all these years?

I raised your son, and I got him a good job in the old man's mansion to be the eldest young master's attendant, doesn't this give you a long face? These passers-by are all unrelated and unrelated, what kind of guests are they? Why should I entertain them? Woo woo woo, you entertain the guests yourself, I'm going back to my parents' house!"

"You dare! The eldest young master said, among these three people, one of them is a martial arts immortal, no less than the eldest young master's cultivation! The eldest young master specially instructed me to treat me well and strive to keep others! If you break this matter, what the hell, hum, I, I will be separated from you!"

The whimpering stopped, and the eldest elder Zhang's mother-in-law asked unwillingly: "Which of the three is a martial arts immortal like the eldest young master?"

"It's not!"

"Is it a man's wife?"

"Two women, how do I know which one is the man's wife?"

"You're a pig, two women, the one is very beautiful, and it's clear that the man is husband and wife, you can't see it?"

Elder Zhang said: "It's not the beautiful woman, it's the one who looks a little more handsome than ordinary people is the martial cultivation immortal!"

"The eldest young master asked the gods in the tower to identify it?"

"Nonsense! It's not a tower god identification, how can I know?"

......

In the Ming Hall of the North House, Li Shijian said to Lu Sanya: "Strange, the three of us have all used hidden skills, Master Lu's nephew, why have you been discovered? It seems that the tower god must have a hand!"

"Yes, Uncle Li, why didn't we realize what tower god we were in when we were in that tower?"

Li Shijian said with a smile: "This is not afraid, according to the previous practice, my little sister and I hid in the wind chasing spirit ship, and no longer show up, if necessary, as a surprise soldier - you see what kind of performance they will be?"

Lu Sanya nodded in agreement.

At this time, the big old Zhang had already come to Mingtang with a small "Meng Guang case" with vegetables, this time, his "yellow-faced woman" seemed to be willing to make a long face for him, and he also held a "Liang Hong case" with low eyebrows, but the case was filled with wine and rice.

But it was said that the eldest elder Zhang and his wife entered the Ming Hall, and when they raised their eyes, the eldest elder Zhang couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Dare to ask the female guest officer, what about the two of them?"

Lu Sanya replied: "The two of them and I just met by chance on the road, and I can't wait here for a long time, I've been gone for a while!

When the eldest elder Zhang heard this, he secretly said in his heart: I quarreled with my mother-in-law, but I didn't care that the couple had left!

Although the eldest elder Zhang felt inexplicable about when the two guests left, he also threw it away in his heart and warmly invited Lu Sanya to sit down and have wine and dinner.

Lu Sanya was a little polite, and the elder Zhang Jian invited Lu Sanya to sit on the throne, and then toasted Lu Sanya.

Lu Sanya picked up the cup and touched her mouth slightly, yo, what kind of wine is this? It's so unpleasant, compared to Abba's monkey wine, this wine is not even as good as cat urine!

So, Lu Sanya let out a "ahh

Elder Zhang was terrified: "Dare to ask the female guest officer, is this wine unappetizing?"

Lu Sanya smiled and said: "What about this wine, I don't drink it, but you can tell me, why are you so respectful to me as a passerby?"

Elder Zhang was about to speak, when a voice outside came in a panic: "Aunt Zhang, it's not good! It's not good! My child is dying!"

When the sound came, I saw the fifty-year-old woman with a sad face before, holding a baby and breaking in!

"He Aunt Zhang", that is, the "yellow-faced woman" of the eldest Zhang, heard the words, had already moved, and once again sat on the bamboo chair on the left front side of the table, chanting words, and after a while, yawned twice, probably because the gods had possessed the body, and they babbled and sang.

When Lu Sanya saw it, she secretly laughed in her heart that Lao Zhang's mother-in-law pretended to be a ghost, and when she looked at the child held by the fifty-year-old woman, she saw that the child's face was gray and angry!

Lu Sanya's heart was full of compassion, and with a flick of his fingers secretly, a Immortal Family Spirit Dao True Yuan was quietly injected into the child's meridians, and the child's face immediately improved, and his breathing became much thicker.

When the woman saw that the child's condition was improving, she immediately knelt down and kowtowed to the table, and promised again and again: "Immortals, as long as you keep our family's Ah Guo safe and sound, I will be a cow and a horse, and I will dig up spiritual stones to worship you!"

The words are finished, but there is a sound of kowtowing.

——It turns out that Lao Zhang's mother-in-law is a goddess, who specializes in spreading charms and applying water to people to dispel diseases and disasters.

Lu Sanya smiled secretly in her heart: "This kid is obviously a yin vein stagnation, so that's why it's like this, if you beg me, I can treat it! Ouch, isn't I more powerful than a god?"

Lu Sanya was laughing to herself, and suddenly felt that there was a burst of yin qi circling in this bright hall, and a gust of yin wind was born in the air, the eldest Zhang and his wife and the fifty-year-old woman were unconscious, but Lu Sanya felt it clearly:

This yin wind is clearly blowing towards itself, as if attacking itself, as if it is testing itself, and it is hovering around you!

Lu Sanya's heart moved, and she made a gesture of being invincible to the yin wind, increasing her forehead with her hand, and exhaling her headache.

The eldest elder Zhang had already withdrawn a few drinks and dishes apologetically, and also knelt down and kowtowed to the table: "Ladies and gentlemen, my guests are just passing by, I hope the great gods will be gracious, don't make things difficult for others." ”

The elder Zhang's goddess sang babblingly: "I am Mr. Hongda, and today for the sake of the child in front of your family's incense case, I will manifest supernatural powers! I tell you, your child has been hit by a yin person!"

The fifty-year-old woman kowtowed: "Hong Dashen pointed out, where is the yin person colliding, how to get rid of it?"

"Yin people, far away in the sky, close in front of you!"

"Huh?"

Everyone in the room was stunned, and the eyes of the fifty-year-old woman looked at Lu Sanya, which was quite unkind!

The goddess sang again, "Let her go, go as far as possible!"

Elder Zhang got up when he heard the words and said to Lu Sanya: "Female guest officer, I'm sorry, please leave!"

Lu Sanya heard this, and had the intention to deceive him: "It's getting late now, where am I going?"

"Oh, female guest officer, you can live in the nine-story spire in the heart of the cross street!" The fifty-year-old woman hurriedly said: "Female guest officer, please do well, if you don't leave, my family Ah Guo will be washed away by you!"

Lu Sanya was about to say something more, but he heard Li Shijian's divine sense say: "Senior nephew Lu, let's go, let's come back in the evening;