Chapter 260, the monkey is easy to get drunk
The words say:
The Langyuan immortal family is free, and the maid of the Ruizhu Palace is sentimental. Thousands of moons and hibiscus are drunk, and thousands of bamboos shake frost and wind leaves.
The desire for wine is strong, the hatred is unbearable, and the king and grandson love Youyou. The dance skirt is fast and slow, and the sandalwood board is high and low and white water.
- Small words to send "Partridge Heaven".
At that time, the dervishes asked Prince Zhong where the maids in the camp came from-
In the eyes of the dervishes, the Eight Hundred Camp is very similar to the workshop in the mortal world, these female cultivators are good at singing and dancing, and looking at what they do, it is similar to fireworks in the Qinglou-
Although these people are among the immortal soldiers and belong to the Eight Hundred Battalion, and the Eight Hundred Battalion is also included in the sequence of immortal soldiers of the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, but Liu Xiaoman and Shuo Zhuniang are called immortal soldiers, but they are actually maids and have a low status - ordinary female cultivators and immortals, where are they willing to be this kind of immortal soldiers?
Prince Unwanted Zhong replied with a smile: "These people, who were originally immortal cultivators who were invaded from outside the territory, were all captives captured by our Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom. They must undergo transformation in the Eight Hundred Battalion, and only those who perform well can get a head card, leave the Immortal Soldier Barracks, and become free citizens of the Immortal Country. β
When the dervish monk heard this, he realized that these people were all immortal cultivators who had invaded the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, and since they were captives, it was of course normal for them to have a low status.
Let's say that after three rounds of drinking, Prince Zhong squinted, looked at Liu Xiaoman and Shuo Zhuniang and said, "You two, don't you want to dance and sing a little song for your master, the Marquis of Baiqu?"
As soon as Prince Zhong said this, Liu Xiaoman and Shuo Zhuniang both looked at the dervish monk and asked for his opinion.
The dervish monk was stunned for a moment, and he was puzzled in his heart, but he said in his mouth: "Since the prince has an order, you two should dance and sing a little song according to what the prince said." β
As soon as the dervishes said this, he felt that Liu Xiaoman and Shuo Zhuniang looked at him with some grievances, and something was wrong.
The dervish monk was even more puzzled and inexplicable, however, next, the dervish monk understood, only to see Liu Xiaoman dancing, but it was a glamorous dance, and Shuo Zhuniang sang a small tune, but it was a little yellow tune.
In this situation, there is some ambiguity, and the dervish monk can't see it, so he looks at the nose and nose and the heart, and comes to turn a blind eye and listen but not hear.
The loyal prince applauded - even though the loyal prince appreciated it, but since the dervishes did not like it, of course, when he gave it to the dervishes, it was very brief, and the dervishes himself was not easy to make up, so he had to rely on the words of the dervishes and record them truthfully. If you feel sorry, you must not blame the dervishes, if you want to blame, blame the dervish monk and the thief monk.
At that time, after the singing and dancing, Prince Zhong shouted "wonderful" repeatedly, and did not wait for anyone to persuade him, and drank it all by himself. There was Shuo Zhu Niang next to him who came forward to pour him wine, and it was full of another glass.
Prince Zhong said: "Lord Hou, these two maids, as the chief and deputy chief of the guard, are the concubines given to you by the lord of the country. But, haha, this king is also 'saluting' you, who taught you not to give this set of warm jade cups to this king?"
The dervishes were puzzled, embarrassed, and a little angry in their hearts: what they were puzzled about was that Prince Zhong deliberately wanted them to dance and sing little yellow tunes;
The embarrassment is that the two female guards in the original Baiquhou Mansion are the two female guards chiefs, but they are the concubines given to him by the lord of the Immortal Kingdom, this, the monk is not easy to face;
What I was angry about was that this set of warm jade cups, I had already said that it was not good to give away, but I didn't expect this loyal prince to have this kind of careful eye, which pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned, and it is mentioned again and again!
Prince Zhong Hongxin looked at the dervish monk, and could probably guess what was behind the dervish monk's complex expression, and said with a smile:
"Master Hou, this king is just joking. This warm jade cup, this king will never win people's love, this king said that he wants to give you this wisdom pearl, but, haha," Speaking of this, Prince Zhong Hongxin raised his glass and drank it all again, before he said to Liu Xiaoman and Shuo Zhuniang:
"You two, whoever accompanies me to make this toast, I will give it to whomever I want. β
Prince Zhong said that, put Zhizhu on the table, and smiled with that color and confusion.
Speaking of which, Shuo Zhu Niang had more thoughts than Liu Xiaoman, and was sitting on the wine feast at that time, and when she heard this, she grabbed Zhizhu in her hand, but she picked up the cup, smiled with a flattering face, and said: "The slave is willing to pour this cup for the prince!"
Prince Zhong smiled: "Then you drink first!"
So Shuo Zhu Niang raised her glass and drank it all.
Prince Zhong applauded and said, "Good, good, good!" At this time, Shuo Zhuniang drank this cup, her face was already flushed, and she was not strong enough to drink, and it was obvious that she was drunk, and her demeanor gradually became frivolous.
The dervishes frowned, but it was hard to say anything, Liu Xiaoman stepped forward and said, "Shuo Zhu Niang, you are no longer strong enough to drink, let's rest for a while." β
Liu Xiaoman shouted to the outside of the hall again: "Come on, help Shuo Zhuniang to sober up." β
Someone has already come to help Shuo Zhuniang down. Prince Zhong glanced at Liu Xiaoman, disregarded her self-assertion, and turned to the dervish monk and said:
"Master Hou, your self-brewed monkey wine, the strength of the wine is strangely heavy, and you actually drunk your maid Shuo Zhuniang, she is a ninth-order spiritual path!"
Liu Xiaoman had already arrived in front of the feast, picked up the wine glass, and said to Prince Zhong: "The slave and maid also borrow flowers to offer Buddha, borrow the master's monkey wine, and toast the prince!"
"Hahahaha, a beautiful woman toasts, how can this king not drink it? However, you have to drink three glasses first as a punishment wine. Well, why didn't you come to the table to toast the king's wine? hahahaha!"
The dervishes listened to Prince Zhong's words, and knew that the monkey wine he brewed only added a taste of drunken fairy greenberries, and sure enough, the wine power rose sharply, and the immortals were easy to get drunk, and Prince Zhong was about to have a lot of wine!
Speaking of which, this drunken fairy green berry is a thing born in the world of the black bowl, which can be used to brew monkey wine, but it was still told to the dervish monk by the spirit Ami. Ever since the monkey wine with the addition of drunken fairy green berries was brewed, Ami has also been drunk every once in a while.
The dervishes was thinking in his heart, that Liu Xiaoman had already drunk a cup of monkey wine, and persuaded Prince Zhong's wine.
Liu Xiaoman drank it, Prince Zhong picked up the wine, his tongue was already a little big, and he only heard him say to the dervishes: "Hou, Master Hou, this wine you brewed yourself, ah, why is the wine so strong?"
The dervishes smiled and said: "Lord Wang, what about my wine, mortals will be drunk for a thousand years when they smell it, and immortal cultivators in the realm of truth will sleep for a hundred years if they drink a cup; immortal cultivators in the realm of spiritual paths, those with low grades will get drunk with one cup, and those with high grades will not be able to drink three cups;
As for the immortal cultivators in the Immortal Dao realm, they haven't tried it yet, but now, Lao Wei has also seen it, and it is estimated that it is at most one or twenty cups, and he must be drunk. β
"Uh-huh, you're right! This king is also talented, only drank ten cups and eight cups, and now, ah, well, I feel that I am drunk, I feel drunk - good wine!"
The conversation between the dervish monk and Prince Zhong, Liu Xiaoman listened to it in his ears and remembered it in his heart, and secretly sighed: It turns out that the master's wine is so fragrant and strong, Shuo Zhuniang, a dead slut, has just drunk four or five glasses, no wonder he is drunk, but I, but I have to be careful, I just drank a cup recklessly.
When Liu Xiaoman thought like this, he heard Prince Zhong say: "Bai, Baiqu Marquis, disturb today, tomorrow this king will treat you - today this king and I will go back." β
After saying this, the maids of the Marquis of Baiqu's Mansion came forward to serve Prince Zhong and send him away. However, it was just a mistake to see the kung fu, and in the hall of the Baiquhou Mansion, several people appeared out of thin air, all of them were beautiful women, supporting Prince Zhong to walk out.
Prince Zhong turned back as he walked and said, "Marquis Bai, this portable immortal mansion you have refined is really good!"
It turned out that this maid who appeared out of thin air was brought by Prince Zhong in the Immortal Mansion, and they were all the female guards of the palace attendants, of course, they were not favored by Prince Zhong, and they would not be taken by Prince Zhong in the Immortal Mansion.
The dervishes had already gotten up and sent each other off with a smile, and Prince Zhong still turned around and said: "Hundred, Baiquhou, Hou Ye, tomorrow, you must go to this king's house as a guest." β
The dervish monk said repeatedly: "Okay, the prince walks slowly!"
After sending off Prince Zhong, when the dervishes turned around, all the palace guards bowed down. The dervishes waved his hand to signal that he was exempt from courtesy, and then entered the gate, and Liu Xiaoman, the chief of the inner maid guard, came forward with an inner attendant to support the dervishes, and the dervishes waved his hand and said: "No, no, I don't want others to support me when I don't move." β
At this time, it was getting late, and the afterglow of the setting sun was shining in the courtyard of the Hou Mansion, but when I saw the main building of the Hou Mansion, it was reflected brilliantly and in a trance. In the light of the sunset, the dervishes looked up and saw a trace of resentment in Liu Xiaoman's eyes.
However, when Liu Xiaoman saw the dervishes looking at her, her eyes changed at that time, and there was nothing else but humility.
The dervishes thought to himself: "I see, old man, these maids, since they are sent by the lord of the country, they must be guarded against, and the so-called heart of harming people must not be there, and the heart of guarding against people is indispensable." Emperors have always liked to control others and reward maids, among which there are inevitably eyes and ears, but look at this Liu Xiaoman, it doesn't seem to be. It seems that her resentment should be related to the fact that she was sent to the Eight Hundred Camp as a prisoner.
Thinking in his heart, when the dervish monk strode into the living room, Liu Xiaoman and another maid had to stride to follow.
Liu Xiaoman shouted as he walked behind the dervishes: "Master Hou, slow down! β
The dervishes didn't look back, but said loudly, "What are you going to say?"
"Master Hou, you're just afraid that you don't even know what your home looks like, right?"
"My own home? What is my own home?"
"You Hou Mansion!"
While speaking, the dervishes returned to the living room, and a maid had already come up to greet him and wait for the dervishes to sit down.
The table has been withdrawn, the fragrant tea has been served, the dervishes take a sip, put down the cup, and when he looked up, he saw that there was only this Liu Xiaoman in the hall, and the other maids had retreated.
The dervishes said, "Go down too." β
I didn't want Liu Xiaoman to retreat, but took two steps forward, came to the dervishes, knelt down in the dust, and said faintly:
"Master Hou, you are an upstart in the imperial court, and you may not know what the Immortal Kingdom requires of us eight maids. The slave and maid hereby implore the Hou Ye to take care of him, raise his noble hand, show great favors, and save the slave and maid from the sea of suffering!"
When the dervish monk heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned: "What did you say? How did you save you from the sea of suffering? What kind of suffering did you have? Quickly stand up and say." β
So Liu Xiaoman stood up and said, "Master Hou is willing to let the slave and maid serve, that is, he will raise his noble hand and show great favors." β
The dervishes smiled and said, "It's okay to bring me some tea and water." β
"Master Hou, do you know the layout of the room in your Hou Mansion?" Liu Xiaoman changed the subject.
The dervishes said, "I don't know." β
"Hou Mansion Building, this main building has three floors, and the basement floor is a storage room, which is used to store your treasures, there are three rooms, and the middle one is a cultivation secret room, with a formation, which can gather aura to help people cultivate;
This living room, the ear room on both sides, is the study and alchemy room of the Hou Ye, three upstairs, the upper is the master's bedroom, the lower is the slave maid and Shuo Zhuniang's lounge.
As for the wings on both sides of the main building, the east chamber is the residence of the guards of the Hou Mansion, and the west chamber is the residence of the other maids. Behind the main building, there is the back garden, the east wing is the martial arts arena, and the west wing is the kitchen and bathroom of the Hou Mansion. β
When the dervish heard this, he said, "You are very familiar with it." β
"Please allow the slave to lead you to each room. β
"Good!"
So Liu Xiaoman led the dervish monk of the Marquis of Baig, and walked around in a circle, and the dervishes were naturally familiar with his "new home", and said at that time: "Well, Xiaoliu, let's go and see the underground storage room." β
So the two went to the basement. After walking down a few stairs, his eyes were dim, so he had to release his divine sense to investigate, and the dervish secretly counted in his heart as he walked, ninety-nine steps!
The dervishes was wondering why it was ninety-nine stairs, so he heard Liu Xiaoman say, "It's here, Master Hou!"
How to open the secret room? Liu Xiaoman had already stepped forward to take out the keyβthe door opened. The dervish stepped in, and Liu Xiaoman followed closely behind.
As soon as he entered the secret room, Liu Xiaoman suddenly shouted, "Ouch!"