The words say:

The cycle of heaven is slimming, and the fortune divination is also empty. Wuling Creek explores the peach blossom water, and the poems of the happy land leave the ink fragrance.

Spring is easy to grow old, dreams are still long, and the red dust is full of vicissitudes. Who is the ghost of Richchuci now, like this absurd, like this madness?

- "Partridge Days".

At that time, Liu Xiaoman instructed his subordinates to call Shuo Zhu Niang to serve the dervishes, the female immortal soldier was also a person in the Eight Hundred Camp, so he naturally knew that this was to ask Shuo Zhu Niang to serve the Earl of Baiqing, however, the female immortal soldier soon returned, and said: "The deputy guard elder doesn't know where he went, and he couldn't find it for a while." ”

Liu Xiaoman listened, sighed, and immediately wanted to help the dervishes get up and go to the secret room, the dervishes waved his hand and said: "I'll just go by myself, as for your deputy head of the guard, it doesn't matter if you can't find it, I don't need her to serve anything." ”

The dervish said, pushing away the inner guards, and muttering as he walked out: What kind of rules are this? I have to go to the secret room tonight to retreat, and it won't work if I don't go, this is really, cough, it's really speechless!

Under the leadership of Liu Xiaoman, the maid cultivators and soldiers in the inner hall still had to follow behind, but the dervishes waved their hands repeatedly: "Let's go, let's go, let's go! ”

So the maids and the immortal soldiers stopped, and the dervishes were alone, so they went to the basement. The closer I got to the basement, the more I felt uneasy in my heart, after all, practicing the Taishang Induction Dafa, the dervishes were very confident in their intuition, and at this time, although the alcohol suddenly disappeared, the dervishes still thought to himself in his heart:

Hmm, what's going on? How do I feel this way in my own mansion?

Although it was dark in the underground secret room, after the dervishes were released, it was no different from daytime.

When he walked to the door of the secret room and pushed the door in, the dervish monk had a deep understanding in his heart: It turned out that you were hiding in the secret room, waiting for me naked, no wonder the old man had a bad intuition just now!

The dervish immediately said to the man in the room, "Shuozhu Niang, you put on your clothes first!"

Shuo Zhu Niang was naked at this time, sitting in the spirit gathering array, she was also a god with her divine sense, and she had already discovered that the dervish monk was coming, and she smiled when she heard the words:

"Master Hou, don't care if the slave maid wears clothes or not, if you accept the divine consciousness that is released, in this darkness, you can't see the five fingers, what is the difference between the slave and the maid not wearing clothes and wearing clothes?"

"Nonsense!"

"Foolish?" The old lady is about to take advantage of this black light tonight to make a fuss with you, if you don't admit defeat, how can the old lady give up?

Shuo Zhu Niang thought so in her heart, but said in her mouth: "The slave and maid are not fooling, firstly, you let the slave and maid come to rest, and secondly, Hou Ye, you are a master of Zen Buddhism, don't you know that color is emptiness?

The dervishes said, "What practice is not enough? You put on your clothes, hurry up!"

Shuo Zhuniang smiled softly: "Sure enough, Master Hou is afraid that his practice is not enough! If he has practiced enough, the slave and maid will sit in your arms, and it will not hinder you from chanting the scriptures and reciting the Buddha! Not to mention that tonight I should be a slave and maid to sleep, and the slave and maid are not wearing clothes, so it is also in line with the regulations of the fairy kingdom to wait here." ”

The dervishes were squeezed by Shuo Zhu Niang, and immediately received the divine consciousness released, and sure enough, it was dark in front of him, where is there any bright Shuo Zhu Niang?

The dervishes recited "Amitabha", strode into the spiritual array, sat down, and waited for meditation.

The Shuo Zhu Niang saw it clearly, and was secretly happy in her heart, but she also sat cross-legged in place, and there was no indecent and reckless behavior, and the dervishes were a little at ease.

How do you know that Shuo Zhuniang changed her tricks, but this time, she wanted to use bitterness to impress Monk Mingchen. I only heard that in the darkness, the sobbing sound suddenly sounded, but it was Shuo Zhuniang crying.

Shuo Zhu Niang's cry, which is also seven points real and three points false, really moved the dervish monk. The dervish closed his eyes and listened, and what he heard was the faint voice of Shuozhu Niang floating in the air:

——I was captured as a prisoner by the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, and I have served other princes and generals, it is said that I am not qualified to serve you as a slave, however, the slave and maid are not to be your main room, nor do you seek fame, just to be free.

I once had such an opportunity, and took the opportunity to secretly escape from the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, I thought that escaping to the Demon Domain was better than being trampled on in this Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, and I didn't want me to escape to the Demon Domain, but I suffered a greater misfortune.

Three hundred and fifty years ago, I crossed the Ghost Shadow Desert before I entered the Demon Realm, and I encountered danger.

At that time, my cultivation was only in the seventh order of the spiritual path, and I was about to break through and advance to the eighth order of the spiritual path, however, it was hateful that this Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom forced a hard-working woman like us to eat the Dingmai Pill, and since then, my cultivation has been ineffective, and my cultivation to the realm cannot be improved!

With a cultivation like mine, when I reach the demon realm, I can only see that I have become a fairy flower for demon cultivators.

Just when I was facing the catastrophe of annihilation and was about to die, there was a demon cultivator who saved me, but there was one condition, that is, he wanted me to marry him.

Speaking of this, a rare flush appeared on Shuo Zhuniang's face, and in her heart, the true situation of the past emerged-

"Lao Tzu, I have been cultivating for many years, although I have stepped into the realm of immortal paths, and I have many Taoist companions, but I have never married a human immortal cultivator as a wife!"

"You have so many Taoist couples, do you still need me?" Driven by the desire to survive, Shuo Zhu Niang said in a low voice.

"Hmph, my Taoist companion has long since died, and on our side, there are no human cultivators of immortals, where can I find a human female immortal cultivator to be a Taoist companion?"

"Your Daoist companions should also be immortal cultivators, how could they all die?"

"Well, you'll know later, but I'm not going to let you die. Come with me!"

"Where are I going with you?"

"Go to my old nest, this is not my territory, I just went out to visit friends, and I just came here occasionally. ”

So Shuo Zhu Niang nodded slightly. The demon cultivator immediately said goodbye to his friend, took Shuo Zhu Niang, and fled to the north road.

Speaking of which, although the big man is a demon cultivator, he is also respectful and gentle to Shuo Zhu Niang, so that Shuo Zhu Niang is no longer so restrained.

On the way to escape, the demon cultivator introduced himself: "I am the great god of the temple of the god of the temple of the half-Zhou Mountain near the intersection of the Tianya Road, Lao Tzu and I take the mountain as my surname, and my surname is Zhou; What about you, what is your name?"

Shuo Zhu Niang heard that the other party's real body was originally a pig, and she regretted her insufficiency in her heart, however, thinking that she was helpless in this demon domain, and she could face extinction at any time, although he was a pig, but marrying it could save her life, so she smiled and said: "Well, in your name, the word pig is not good, so it is better to change it." ”

"Nonsense, this pig word, is that this great god does not forget the roots, does not forget the meaning of the ancestors, this is the tradition of our demon cultivation, what do you know? What else, this great god can listen to you, but this one can't listen to you - what is your name?"

"My name is Shuo Zhu Niang. ”

"Hahahaha! I didn't expect your name to have the word "Shuozhu", it seems that we still have a lot of fate!"

"What's right, the 'Shuo' in people's names is not your 'Shuo', the word 'Zhu' is Pearl 'Zhu', and it is not your 'pig' word. Where is the name of the beautiful and beautiful people as ugly as your name? Shuo Pig doesn't mean a big wild boar!"

"Hahahaha! You're really right, Lao Tzu's real name is Zhou Dazhu, but fortunately, Lao Tzu's subordinate Zhou Hu reminded him that he changed his name to Zhou Shuozhu. Hey, I said, 'Shuozhu' and 'Shuozhu', even if the words are written differently, but they are not the same when called?

When Shuo Zhu Niang heard this, she couldn't help laughing, and said boldly: "Phew, what kind of fate, in terms of name, when it comes to calling it, my name is Shuo Zhu Niang, isn't it your mother? You even dare to marry your mother!"

Zhou Shuozhu laughed: "Okay, okay, you are Lao Tzu's mother, ouch, mother, come, I'll kiss one!"

While speaking, Zhou Shuozhu hugged Shuo Zhu Niang and kissed him, and after kissing, he once again affectionately called "Niang", Shuo Zhu Niang was happy to hear it, and really agreed. So Zhou Shuozhu ...... on the spot

In the past, Shuo Zhuniang's voice still floated in the air of the secret room, but it was more sad.

When he arrived at the temple of the gods of Banzhou Mountain, Zhou Shuozhu held a grand wedding in order to marry Shuozhu Niang, according to the appearance of human marriage.

On the day of the wedding, Shuo Zhu Niang understood why Zhou Shuozhu's Taoist companions all died - it turned out that Zhou Shuozhu, as a demon cultivator, had cultivated the method of collecting medicine!

Shuo Zhu Niang was shocked, fortunately, Zhou Shuozhu really loved this "mother" who picked it up halfway, and taught Shuo Zhu Niang the way of collecting medicine for self-tonic without leaking.

So, the two of them became happy, Shuo Zhu Niang actually gave birth to a son to Zhou Shuo Pig, although this son is a pig's head and a human body, Shuo Zhu Niang is disgusted, however, Zhou Shuo Pig is extremely happy, thousands of years later, he finally got a son.

Naming her son, it made Zhou Shuozhu and Shuo Zhuniang unhappy between husband and wife: Shuo Zhuniang wanted to give her son a nice name, but she didn't want Zhou Shuozhu to say yes, it was not easy to get a son, so she named her son Zhou Zhier Pig, and when the second pig had his own son, he was called Zhou Zhisan Pig, so that the children and grandchildren could be passed on forever.

Thinking of this, Shuo Zhuniang whimpered and said to the dervishes: "Master Hou, a husband and wife for a hundred days, although he Zhou Shuo pig is just a pig, even if I don't miss him, but although my son is ugly, it is a piece of meat that fell from my mother's body." ”

The dervish said: "Alas, I wonder if your experience is so unbearable! I have misunderstood you before, so I hope it is no wonder!"

When Shuo Zhuniang heard this, she was secretly proud, and thought to herself: "Hmph, what do you thief monk know?

Since I learned the Dafa of collecting medicine and replenishing myself, my mother and I have not only solved the poison of the Dingmai Pill and can continue to cultivate, but also collected the demon cultivation of his Zhou Shuo pig clan, killing many of Zhou Shuozhu's fellow clansmen, I don't want that dead mad pig to turn my face with my wife for the sake of the old mad pig!

Hmph! Old lady, I quietly cultivated to the second level of the Immortal Dao, what are you afraid of him? The old lady was able to walk out of the demon domain safely and steadily, and returned to this Heavenly Array Immortal Country-the demon domain is even more unbearable, where is the place where people stay?

What kind of Zhou Shuo pig? Obviously a dead mad pig! Old lady, I want to be his mother, how can I be his wife? As for the son, alas, the son's appearance, I don't think about him anymore, tonight, I have to take it step by step, get this rotten monk Baiqu Uncle to talk about other things!"

Thinking of this, Shuo Zhu Niang cried loudly and said, "Master Hou, do you know how the slave escaped back to the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom?"

At this time, the dervishes were related to Shuo Zhuniang's words, and he thought with his head:

On the one hand, after listening to Shuo Zhuniang's words, she really corresponded to Liu Xiaoman's words;

As for the two, according to Elder Nine and Elder Yan San and other Taoist friends, the original Great Sacrifice God Zhou Shuozhu of the Banzhou Mountain Sacrifice God Hall has been destroyed by Li Shijian and the demon Xue Xiaomei.

Although Xue Xiaomei is hateful, Li Shijian is also a member of my human immortal cultivation after all, although his husband and wife have also teamed up to almost beat me to death, however, I still won't tell this Shuo Zhu Niang about this matter.

Ouch, I heard that Zhou Shuozhu's son Zhou Zhier Pig and grandson Zhou Zhisan Pig also died at the hands of Li Shijian, and I can't tell Shuo Zhu Niang about this.

However, listening to the Ninth Elder, Li Shijian has lost his memory, but now he is afraid that with the demon of the snowy region, he will also completely sink, right?

If I tell Shuo Zhuniang about this, it will be tantamount to hatred for Li Shijian.

......

The dervish monk was muttering to himself, but Shuo Zhu Niang had already made a sudden move!

I saw Shuo Zhu Niang suddenly pounce and pounce on the dervish monk.

The dervish monk had received the released divine consciousness, and at this time he was surprised to find Shuo Zhu Niang pounce on him, and at first he thought that Shuo Zhu Niang was doing this, and he was forced to sleep in the fairy kingdom like Liu Xiaoman, however, next, the dervish couldn't help but exclaim in his heart: Shuo Zhu Niang!