Chapter 757: Whose Sister-in-law Crossed Qingqiu (Forty-Five)

The weather is fine and cloudless, and it is the heaviest time of the year when heat stroke is at its heaviest.

In front of the Liquan Temple, several elderly Taoist women led a dozen girls in Tsing Yi to sit in the mountain gate, and the table in front of them was covered with all kinds of incense pills, incense sticks, and incense sticks, and there were also incense powder that were carefully ground and packed into small boxes.

In addition to these common incense products, there are also Liquan Guandao people who use all kinds of incense medicines to prepare incense charms and incense beads that are pressed into the mold after being sifted fine.

In front of them, there was a long line of pilgrims, who did not say that they went to worship God, but just stood on tiptoe and stretched their necks, just looking at the table full of spices, with an eager look.

There are also old Bianliang, whose bearing is much calmer than that of the young one, and they can also say hello to each other: "Isn't this Sun Langzhong? Your family is also in the incense medicine business, why do you also go to Liquanguan to ask for incense pills?"

The old man shook his head and said, "My crude medicine shop, what kind of thatch, herb, chicken tongue, and tonka incense go without saying, what Shen Tan Dragon Musk Deer is just ordinary." Even the heavenly treasure incense, the true incense, benzoin incense and other foreign tribute incense have also been saved. It's just that I tried a lot of anti-foul incense recipes, but I really can't suppress the smell of stinky fish from Kaibao Temple opposite!"

"Cheng Lao, today, is it possible to get Gan Shichen's handmade incense?"

"This kind of thing depends only on everyone's good fortune. Nowadays, there are many people who ask for incense, this thing is rare and expensive, and the sweet sacrificial wine only makes twelve copies of incense every day, one of which is a tribute, and five are bought by Cai Gongxiang and their big families. The remaining six are placed on this incense stall, and only one person is allowed to buy one, depending on whether you are lucky or not. ”

"Don't be greedy, whoever buys it, who uses it for his own use, if it is resold, Gan Shichen has his own way to tell you to buy the filthy incense in the future will not work!"

"The incense made by these female Taoist priests in Liquanguan is inferior in efficacy, but it can also be used for a day. Although it can't catch up with Gan Shichen's handmade incense, it can be used for ten days, but it is worth it. ”

"We are far away, and we can smell the smell of Taodong toilet, but we don't know how the people who work there in Kaibao Temple can still bear it!"

Regardless of the discussion in the market, near Kaibao Temple, it is another scene.

The surrounding households, the doors and windows are closed, and even the people who pass by have something to do also cover their faces with hand towels coated with filthy incense, and they all look like thieves who do business without capital.

As for the entrance of the construction site of Kaibao Temple, there is an extra group of Kaifeng Mansion officials on duty on time, not for anything else, as long as there is a working craftsman coming out of it, there will be a loud voice of the errand man yelling: "Someone in Kaibao Temple has come out!"

And with the roar of the officer, the passers-by around covered their mouths and noses one by one, turned their heads and fled. And this gang of errand officers covered their faces with filthy incense, carried the boiled filthy fragrant soup, and rushed up to pour a soup chicken before anything else.

This is not a fuss in Kaifeng Mansion, there were craftsmen who worked in Kaibao Temple before returning home at night. He has been working on the source of the stench for a long time, and his sense of smell has long been paralyzed, and he doesn't feel its smell, but he has come all the way, but the wind stinks for ten miles, and I don't know how many innocent passers-by Kaoru has overturned!

Lin Qianjun, who is now in charge of the "anti-odor" errand, has not forgotten the absurd scene of how many people in the night market screamed "It stinks!

If it weren't for the fact that Liquanguan had recently sold incense, I am afraid that Bianliang City would have been uninhabitable.

Even in the forbidden middle school, which has been separated for a long time, the use of various kinds of defilement incense medicine has suddenly risen to a new level recently.

There is already such a scene outside the Kaibao Temple, what is the situation in the original Kaibao Temple and now in the Taiping Lingyou Palace, which is being built?

Around the corpse of the corrupt Capricorn Fish King, there are eight plain white flags, with Xun hexagram symbols on them, faintly clouds and clouds rolling, with a trace of wind strength, turning into a heavy wind wall.

In the wind wall, the gray-black miasma visible to the naked eye churned like steam, and occasionally a huge fish bone as white as jade appeared in the miasma.

In the miasma that could barely reach out to his five fingers, Sima Ling's face was covered with a gas mask, a strengthened biochemical protective suit, and a handful of flashing charms-

Sapper shovel.

"Uncle, what the hell are you doing? Biological and chemical weapons test site?!"

A sapper shoveled away the rotten flesh that was as soft as mud, and Sima Ling angrily thrust the sapper shovel into the ground.

"It's not wrong to say that it is a biological weapon, although after the death of the Capricorn Fish King, the miasma and spell plague that were sealed in the body in advance were all locked by the eight Xunfeng flags, but the smell of stinky fish leaked out endlessly. This summer, the spice market in Bianliang is very high. ”

Sitting cross-legged in the air, the fairy warlock still pretending to be the wizard's beard, wrapped his hands in Taiping stickers, very patiently extracted a miasma from the billowing miasma, which looked extraordinarily active.

The miasma mass was in his hands, and the immortal warlock immediately took out a glass magic bead from his sleeve and sealed the miasma in its entirety.

The miasma entered the glass bead, and suddenly its form froze, turning into the appearance of a strange snake that kept vomiting poisonous juice, and it was frozen.

Around Wei Ye, there were already more than 100 large and small glass beads suspended, and in each bead, a different form of black snake appeared.

Most of the snakes seemed to be coiled around something, but only a few were strangely coiled with a knotted body and a straight head and tail, with their tails stirring and their heads spitting poisonous juice and poisonous fire.

Surrounded by these strange snakes, Wei Ye frowned and waved his hand, "This direction is still not right, the mana sample I extracted is still incomplete." Bell, let's go in a different direction this time. ”

"Protest, uncle, you are exploiting child labor!"

The immortal warlock who had already been immersed in the study turned a deaf ear to Sima Ling's protest, shook his body, and turned to the pile of rotten internal organs of the Capricorn Fish King's corpse: "Since we can't find the key elsewhere, let's investigate the fish intestines this time!"

"Fortunately, Sister Gan has prepared a fragrant soup with no taste, otherwise it will smell like a stinky fish, how can I go to the street? Oppose dictatorship, overthrow ****, and overthrow hegemony! Long live Sister Gan!"

"There's something strange mixed in with your slogan. Wei Ye rummaged through the wizard's beard for more glass magic beads, and casually reassured: "Okay, okay, good, let's finish it early, and you can get rid of it early." ”

"This kind of rough work, why don't you ask Old Man Xu and your brothers and friends to do it?"

"My eldest lady, the miasma in this, even Xu Xuanling, can only last for half an hour before he has to be smoked to death. Aside from a hardware essence like you and a scattered immortal body like me, which mortal can I put in? Not to mention these miasma plagues that have been induced by people with secret spells, this stench alone is comparable to the famous canned herring pickled in light salt water in Northern Europeβ€”as long as a shovel goes down, the gray-black Capricorn fish gravy splashes everywhere, and the smell of hundreds of tons of rotten durian, stinky tofu soaked in feces, and the sewer smell of a burst pipe in a wastewater treatment plant burst all at the same timeβ€”β€”"

"Stop, uncle, stop meowing!"

"So this feeling of not having a roof in an old biogas digester should be dealt with by the two of us, who are no longer mortals, and you should be more considerate, girl. Great, I'll go back and buy a few high-quality Xuande stoves and invite you to supper. ”

"This is what you said, then I don't want anything else, last time I saw that among the trophies you captured in the Old Summer Palace, there was a handful of Ganoderma lucidum Jin Ruyi with gold wire beads embedded in pocket watches, it looks quite delicious, I want to eat that!"

Reporting what can be said to be the most extravagant menu in the world, Sima Ling chuckled, picked up the sapper shovel and dug down violently-

This time, without Wei Ye's command, he saw the faint sound of something swimming in the slippery rotten fish intestines in the pile of fish intestines that were like a hill.

Sima Ling frowned and shouted, "Where to run!"

The sapper shovel strengthened by the spell in his hand is thrown violently!

The sharp blade of the sapper shovel with extremely sharp hardware sharpness suddenly tore open the mountain of fish intestines in front of him and sank into the ground.

In a section of intestines that was severed by the sapper's shovel, there seemed to be a large rat writhing and stopping, and in the blink of an eye, it fled in the opposite direction.

But this time, there was no need for Sima Ling to make a move, its way had already been cut off by the peachwood magic sword!

"No need to escape, you're already surrounded!"

As he spoke, the fire flashed on the peach gold, and suddenly a ring of fire surrounded the entire fish intestine.

In the extremely corrupt, slippery and soft intestines of the fish, a strange creature came out: "Immortal, please forgive me, forgive me, I ...... I ......"

In the end, the monster, which was only half a foot long, let out a short, flat tongue sound, but it was a round Japanese.

With the simultaneous translation from Wei Ye and Sima Ling's respective adventurer terminals, Wei Ye frowned, squatted down, and looked at the ugly monster in front of him.

From a distance, it looks like a stump carrying a monument, commonly known as a dragon tortoise, but when you look closely, it doesn't look like that.

It looked like a catfish, but its body had the characteristics of a cuttlefish, with cuttlefish-like tentacles like wrists and feet and a soft flesh skirt, but where it should be a fish head, it was a real monk bald.

And on the back of this strange-looking monster, it is not carrying a stone tablet, but a small bronze statue.

This little statue is not one of those esoteric gods who are naked and decorated with corpses and skeletons, but on the contrary, it is a short, fat old man with a kind and kind face, and just looking at his smiling face, you will even think that he is a smiling Maitreya Bodhisattva.

The idol wears a soft-brimmed hat with a round, slightly pointed hat shaped like a mushroom umbrella cover. In his hand, he held an intricately carved Wanbao mallet, and in the other hand he carried a huge treasure bag, covering his entire back.

And under the feet of the idol, there is no stepping on the lotus platform, nor stepping on the corpse, let alone the Sumeru throne and the Rui beast mount, only two bulging straw rice bags.

This outright image of the god of good fortune made Sima Ling stunned: "This statue, I seem to have seen it somewhere, uncle." ”

"Of course I've seen it, on the broken island in the east, the boss of the popular combination of the Seven Gods of Fortune and the Gods of Fortune that combines the Daomen and the Buddha's family. ”

Wei Ye said angrily, and didn't care about the bronze statue of the Blessed God, but said lightly to the monk who only had his head left and still retained his human posture: "Looking at your appearance, you should have fallen into the Three Evil Paths because of the secret curse, right?"

To Wei Ye's words, the monk who only had one head left just shouted in a shrill voice: "Immortal, what do you want to know, please swear to save me first, otherwise ......"

Wei Ye glanced at him insincerely, and then nodded: "Okay, I swear, if you still dare to talk nonsense, I will directly extradite you to Jiuquan Drug Prison, you can hurry up what you want to say now, and then you won't have anything to say." ”

As he spoke, the immortal warlock clenched his grasp of the peach and leaned forward: "Don't hurry up and confess!"

Perhaps frightened by Wei Ye's vicious voice, the monk couldn't help but nodded, as his body shrank, he now didn't have a complex brain structure to understand complex things, so he responded intermittently: "I am one of the divine generals affiliated with the Medicine Academy...... My rank is lieutenant...... The number belongs to ......"

Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly let out a strange scream, and then quickly recited a mantra from his mouth: "Nam no Sam Mandama mutters a mantra!"

With the mantra, the skin and flesh on the monk's face instantly rotted and fell off, and the entire body also transformed into a puddle of bloody mud, leaving only a strange fish skeleton with a miniature human skeleton.

No matter how fast Wei Ye moves, there is only such a bronze statue of the god of fortune in his hand.

Pinching this bronze statue, Wei Ye sneered coldly: "The mantra ban has been laid in advance, as long as the remnant soul of this bald donkey dares to turn against the water, it will immediately induce the mantra and make it scattered? ”

Sima Ling honestly and unceremoniously dismantled Wei Ye's platform: "Uncle, it's useless for you to complain about the other party's old-fashioned methods." In the same way, people are not destroyed. ”

"Ahem, I naturally have a deep meaning in this. Wei Ye shrugged his shoulders and grimaced at Sima Lingyi, "What's the use of extinguishing the remnant soul of this bald donkey?" The other party, still young, Too young, too simple! Leaving such a bronze statue, is it bullying the people of the Song Dynasty to have no research on the broken island across the sea?"

Speaking of this, Wei Ye held the bronze statue and snorted from his nostrils: "They all care about calling me arsonist, but don't forget, your uncle and I still have the identity of folklorists!"

In response to Wei Ye's words, Sima Ling narrowed a pair of cat's eyes, and looked back at his uncle with deep meaning: "But isn't it also Uncle you who expelled yourself as a wise general and gave everyone the impression of a madman who set fire when he was fine?"

Ignoring Sima Ling's complaints, Wei Ye took his niece's hand: "Bell, let's go!"

"Uncle, where are we going?"

"Naturally, I went to Liquan Temple to see your sister Gan!"