The poem says:

Why is the old tree so noisy? Greedy for wind and rain is not free. It is difficult to get rid of the soul of the name, and the lock can get rid of the spirituality. The fairy bones are not vulgar and rarely dyed, and the situation is often tired. When I knew that the yellow leaves were flying for thousands of miles, I would simply delete the complicated ways.

——The title of the poem is "Old Tree".

At that time, the lord of the country, Hong En, gave an order, and used the method of divine consciousness transmission to say something to Hong Xin, the head of the Great Formation of the Immortal State Army, and the Great Array Leader Hong Xin immediately woke up, these must be two unusual guys, otherwise, the Lord of the Kingdom would not say this, but the two guys of the dervish monk and the Master of the Heart Mirror are the opposite!

Hong Xin immediately went out to receive the order, and said: "Enlighten the lord of the country, today is not counted, please give the subordinates a day to prepare, and at the end of the day after tomorrow, the subordinates will lead the troops to set off!"

But said that the early dynasty was dispersed, the dervishes returned to his earl's palace, sat in the hall, a little depressed in his heart, and after a few Buddha horns, his heart gradually calmed down.

What happened in the early dynasty had already spread to the palace, and at that time, all the maids and immortal soldiers had to go to the earl's personal immortal mansion and follow the dervishes to the front line to take care of the earl.

However, according to the practice of the Immortal Kingdom, the dervishes can bring at most two, which is precisely the number of the chief and deputy chief of guards, but in the Earl's Palace, there is no chief and deputy chief of guard, so following the earl to the front line, the position of these two candidates turned out to be fragrant.

The dervishes knew that people were vying for these two places, not because they were handsome, nor because they were "gentle and virtuous", but because after being the favored concubine of the Earl of Baig, they had the benefits of the head certificate of the free people of the fairy country.

The dervishes was annoyed, so he said, "You don't have to fight anymore, as a monk, I don't need to be pampered—you don't have a chance to go to the front with me." ”

After that, the dervish got up and went to the garden behind the main building of the Earl's Palace, to walk a few steps and relax a little-I don't want to Yu Xuanji but he followed himself silently! The dervish said helplessly: "Xuanji, you don't have to follow me. ”

Yu Xuanji didn't say a word, as if he hadn't heard it.

The dervish monk suddenly realized in his heart, took out the Pulse Relief Pill, handed it to Yu Xuanji, and said, "You take this Pulse Relief Pill and go to my bowl to cultivate." ”

Yu Xuanji received the Pulse Pill, but still did not squeak.

When the dervishes saw the situation of the jade mystery, his heart was even more unhappy, but he didn't say anything anymore, but his mind moved, the figure of the jade mystery disappeared on the spot, entered the black bowl, and cultivated according to the request of the dervish monk.

The dervishes felt that his mood seemed to be a little better, but he unexpectedly turned to the back of the building, only entered the back garden, and just walked a few steps, there was a person's footsteps.

When the dervish turned his face to look, it was Nasa Xiaoman.

The dervishes said with a dark face, "What are you doing here?" Go out quickly, let me stay alone for a while, I want to be quiet, old man. ”

When Sa Xiaoman heard this, he said: "Earl, look, there are so many guards in the mansion, are you not able to cross her out of the sea of suffering?

What's more, I have always had a good relationship with Sister Liu, please look at Sister Liu's face, and bring me Xiaoman! The slave and maid don't dare to expect you to be favored by the earl, let alone jealousy with the quiet sister who has never met, the earl, you just take care of one or two, pity the poor slave!"

When the dervish heard this, his head was very big for a while: "What's right, what? How can I cross you out of the sea of suffering, what? And what, what 'Sister Jingjing'? I just said that I want to be quiet." ”

When Sa Xiaoman heard this, he felt sad in his heart: I can't see that the earl is such a big monk, who is both infatuated and ruthless, why does he miss that quiet sister so much, and treat me so ruthlessly?

Anyway, as a female cultivator, I'm always good at looking good, although I'm not a flower and a moon, but it's not even worth a look, right?

If it weren't for the fear that I would be caught by others in the first place, I would have run to this Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom and get into their nets, how could I have fallen into the sewage pit of the Eight Hundred Camp? If I hadn't been trapped in this fire pit, where would I have been so cheeky to beg to be someone's concubine?!

Hey—I'm going to jump out of this fire pit, and I have to ask this monk Count again!

Thinking of this, Sa Xiaoman couldn't care about being sad, so he knelt down for the dervishes: "Earl, please have mercy on me! The slave and maid really will not be jealous with Sister Jingjing, and the slave and maid will serve Sister Jingjing as if they were serving you! Please, Earl!"

When the dervishes heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, and he knew that he couldn't explain clearly to this Sa Xiaoman who the "Sister Jingjing" was, so he had to say in a deep voice: "Come on, don't say any more, the old man will bring you, and you don't have to be entangled with the old man." ”

As soon as the dervish monk said this, Sa Xiaoman was happy and quickly kowtowed.

The dervish said, "Don't go, don't prostrate!" Don't resist, pay attention to ——!."

In the blink of an eye, the figure of the little barbarian disappeared on the spot - into the black bowl.

When Sa Xiaoman arrived in the black bowl, he just saw a beautiful woman walking towards him, when Sa Xiaoman looked at the beauty opposite, he sighed in his heart: This beauty should be Sister Jingjing, ouch, where is she I good-looking!

In fact, the one Sa Xiaoman saw was Lu Sanya. Lu Sanya got the words of the dervishes and came out to receive Sa Xiaoman.

What the dervishes said to Lu Sanya was: "Sanya, this is called Sa Xiaoman, she was originally an inner guard female cultivator in my earl's mansion, she is entangled with me, you tell her what Aba is doing, so that she can stay in it and cultivate well." ”

Lu Sanya agreed, went out of his room, and when he came to the main hall, he was meeting Sa Xiaoman, and Sa Xiaoman immediately bent down to salute: "Slave Sa Xiaoman has seen Sister Jingjing!"

Lu Sanya was surprised: "Your name is Sa Xiaoman?" My Abba said, let me explain some things to you, after you hear it, you can cultivate here with peace of mind!"

When Sa Xiaoman heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth and exclaimed: "It turned out to be the lord's daughter! The slave and maid recognized the wrong person, I'm really sorry! Sister Jingjing is okay? Please lead the slave and maid to pay homage." ”

When Lu Sanya heard it, he was also inexplicable, and he didn't know what this little man was about!

Fortunately, the two women were together and could talk, and it didn't take long for Sa Xiaoman to understand everything, and he also knew what kind of monk the earl was-

Sa Xiaoman's heart was worried again: It seems that the earl will not let me be his favorite concubine, but if he doesn't be his favorite concubine, will he still declare to the lord of the country to ask for the Pulse Liberation Pill for the slave maid?

- Not to mention how Sa Xiaoman is in the black bowl, not to mention the dervishes, after losing Sa Xiaoman into the black bowl and arranging for Lu Sanya to explain to her, she felt even more bored, so she turned back to the hall of the main building, sat alone, speechless.

A group of children and immortal cultivators and guards saw it, and they were puzzled, and they didn't understand what was going on with their own earl, so they all quietly gathered outside the hall, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't know what is going on.

The immortal soldiers and female cultivators and guards lowered their voices and talked to each other secretly, and someone said: "Hey, sisters, let's let go of our hands and compete, who can climb the earl's ability, after all, everyone wants to jump out of the fire pit as soon as possible." ”

"Isn't it? I knew that when I came here, I would have fallen into the Eight Hundred Camp, and my aunt and grandmother would rather be eaten as fairy vegetables by others. Alas!" I don't know which one, I answered.

"Who's to say it's not, but our earl, he's a great monk, and it's not easy to coax...... '" continued the one who had spoken earlier.

"What's so bad about coaxing, yesterday, we were all stupid, but let Sa Xiaoman pick a coincidence and get closer to the earl. ”

As he spoke, the guards of the children's immortal cultivators talked about Sa Xiaoman, and one of them suddenly said strangely: "Sisters, why haven't you seen Sa Xiaoman for half a day?"

"Yes, yes, just now the earl went to the back garden of the building, it seems that Sa Xiaoman also went with him, right?"

"No, I remember that it was obviously the dumb Jade Xuanji who followed!" said another female cultivator immortal guard.

"No, I remember clearly, behind the jade mystery, there was another person in the past, isn't it Sa Xiaoman!"

"No, just now, it was obviously the Earl who came back alone!" said the female cultivator immortal guard who spoke first.

"I'll go to the back garden and take a look, if I can't find anyone, hey, sisters, you say, could it be that the earl got that jade dumb man and Sa Xiaoman into the Immortal Mansion?"

"Then you should go and have a look first, we are all waiting for you here!"

After a while, the one who went there before came back: "Sisters, the jade mute is gone, and Sa Xiaoman is gone!"

"The earl has a portable immortal mansion, he must have gotten people into the portable immortal mansion!"

"Hmph, I can't see it, our count, who carries a bowl all day long, and makes it look like a Buddha, and we don't look at our sisters squarely, but we are ......," said one of the guards dissatisfied.

"Don't be angry yet," another female cultivator fairy guard said, "Since our Buddha is secretly a monk, why don't we go and beg the earl together, maybe, he will at most pretend to refuse for a while, and then take all of us sisters with him, won't we all have hope of obtaining the head certificate of the free people?"

"Yes, yes!"

- The dervish is sitting alone, and he secretly regrets it in his heart:

Now that I have a head certificate for the Ming Sect Lei Ren and the Confucian Wanfa Pavilion, including my Zen Sect Puzhao and Pudu, who have mixed with the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, what am I still greedy for his Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom?

When I thought about the past, when I was still in the mortal world, there was a saying, "If you want to be rich, you must seek from suffering, and if you want to be rich, but you are not free." "Old man, I don't need any wealth and glory now, why am I doing this, to be in his Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, contaminated with the rolling immortal dust of his Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom?

That's it, old man, I have this black bowl, but I don't rely on him in this Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom, don't I also cultivate immortals? Old man, I was originally willful and willful, and I didn't want to be a mistake in my thoughts, so I became a hundred uncles of this immortal country, but I was tied up, and I was repeatedly subjected to the evil anger of the people on the heart mirror!

Alas, if I resign from the official position of the Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom now, but I can't resist Prince Zhong's best efforts, not to mention, Lao Wei also secretly got his share of the immortal soil, this is not a human thing, I haven't repaid the old man yet, woohoo! I will endure it, after repaying Prince Zhong, I don't have to be nostalgic for this Heavenly Array Immortal Kingdom anymore!

——The dervish monk was pondering to himself, and suddenly, he saw all the female cultivators and immortal soldiers and guards enter the hall together, kneel in circles, and say in unison: "Slaves and maids beg for the grace of the marquis!"

The dervish monk was stunned for a moment, and then he had already realized the meaning of the female cultivators and the immortal guards—only to hear the dervish monk say angrily: "Don't kneel, what do you mean, I understand it, old man!"

When the female cultivators and immortal guards heard this, they were all overjoyed, but they couldn't help but mock each other, and the immortal soldiers, who had previously judged that Count Baiqu was a "monk and a merry man", said: "Sisters, take a look! I'm right, right? Our earl, it's really a monk, and I want to eat you all!"