Chapter 59: Cuckolding
As soon as the woodcutter stepped out of the door, he was forced to retreat into the house by a powerful aura. There were already four people standing outside the door:
A lean old man!
Two followers!
A fat man!
A fat woman with a head and a round body that could only be seen at a glance, her nose, eyes, and mouth were all crowded together, and her neck, waist, and legs were completely absent, and she stood there like a mountain of meat.
The woodcutter's face was pale, and he was stuck in the doorway, with one foot outside the door and one foot inside the door, not knowing whether to enter or retreat.
The old man spoke first, and said gloomily: "Mu'er, why don't you shout when you see your father? Isn't it worth calling for more than ten years of nurturing grace?"
The woodcutter stepped out of the door and gave the old man a long look: "See the helper!"
"You don't have to call the helper or anything, you are no longer a member of my Qinglong Gang. If you call me Daddy, maybe I will still miss my old love and forgive you for the crimes you committed. The old man said lightly.
"Tao Zemu, I'm just here to convey the meaning of King Miao, no matter what grievances you have between you and the Wang gang leader, you must deal with them properly and don't cause disputes in Miao Village. This is what King Miao repeatedly emphasized when he agreed to let you live in Miao Village. The fat woman spoke, and although she was as fat as a mountain, her voice was delicate and pleasant.
The woodcutter bowed to the fat woman and said: "Great Protector, I thank King Miao for his kindness back then, and I also remember King Miao's three orders, but today this matter is very far away, and I am afraid it is not so easy to handle." ”
It turns out that this fat woman is the big protector in the Miao Palace, and she can still be a big protector when she is fat like this, which shows that she is not a simple product.
"When you decided to do that, did you think about it today?" said the old man coldly.
"I've thought about it! I've been worrying about being found by you all these years, and this day has finally come. The woodcutter shook his head and smiled wryly.
"The meaning of King Miao asking me to come is to deal with this matter from a fair standpoint, Tao Zemu, if you are not at fault, King Miao will never tolerate Han people coming to Miao Village to bully any Miao people, and similarly, if you are at fault first, you must accept the punishment of others, and King Miao will never tolerate you. Do you understand?" said the fat woman.
"I wonder how the helper wants to settle our grievances?" asked the woodcutter.
"After all, I have had a father-son relationship with you for nearly twenty years, and I don't want your life, you cut off your hands and feet as a punishment, this is one of them. The old man said
"Tao Zemu, do you have any objections?" the fat woman asked.
The woodcutter gritted his teeth and nodded, "No!"
"Give him a knife!" said the old man to his attendant.
One of the attendants drew his saber and threw it at the woodcutter.
The woodcutter's face was as dead as ashes, and he slowly bent down to pick up the knife.
"You can't do that, it's all my fault, and I should bear it if I want to kill or chop me. The woodcutter's daughter-in-law heard clearly from the house, and rushed out like mad to hold the woodcutter's hand with the knife.
"Little slut! After so many years, Lao Tzu finally found you! You want to pick up the responsibility and carry it alone, can you afford it? Wait for me to solve him, and then deal with you. When the old man saw the woodcutter's daughter-in-law, there was only fire in his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said.
"Helper, all the faults are my fault, how to punish you, even if you come to me, please don't embarrass her as a woman. The woodcutter knelt down in front of the old man with a thud.
"Hahaha......" the old man raised his head and laughed, "I think I was good to you back then, but you gave the old man a great shame, and now you ask me to spare the other party, what do you think of my king?"
"What do you want?" said the woodcutter, in a deep voice.
"You hurt yourself, she went back with me. The old man said.
"No, she must not go back with you. The woodcutter looked up at the old man and replied categorically.
"Hahaha......" The old man laughed wildly again, "The old man has been looking for you for many years and has come all the way, is there still room for you to bargain?"
The woodcutter slowly stood up and said to his daughter-in-law, "You go in!"
"No, Brother Mu, if you want to die, you will die together!" his daughter-in-law grabbed his arm.
When the old man saw this scene, he said angrily: "Do you want to die together? The old man doesn't want you to be satisfied, so he slaughters you a little slut first." ”
As he spoke, he slapped his palm at the woodcutter's daughter-in-law, and the woodcutter pulled his daughter-in-law behind him, and waved the saber in his hand towards the old man.
The two of them only felt a flower in front of them, and a huge figure was already in the middle of the two, "snapping" twice, the woodcutter and the old man each slapped a palm in their chests, and the two of them invariably took a step back.
When I looked closely, it turned out that it was the fat woman who stopped it. Don't look at her as fat as a ball, but her movements are quite agile.
"I'm here to deal with your dispute on behalf of King Miao, how can I do it without saying anything clear? Do you still take King Miao seriously?" said the fat woman.
"I don't know what else is unclear about the Great Protector?" Although the old man was furious, he still didn't dare to attack because he couldn't help but listen to other people's territory.
"At least you have to explain why you want to kill them, as long as you are reasonable, our Miao Palace will never interfere. The fat woman said.
"It's really hard for the old man to talk about this matter, it's a shame for a man!" the old man paused, as if he had made up his mind, and said: "No matter, the matter has come to this, just say it! This little slut is the old man's concubine!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the fat woman and everyone in the house couldn't help but be surprised when they heard it: there is such a thing!
"Yes and no?" asked the woodcutter.
"Yes!" replied the woodcutter, bowing his head.
The fat woman couldn't help but "giggle" when she heard this, and her fat body trembled with laughter.
"There are two great hatreds in life, one is the hatred of killing your father, and the other is the hatred of taking your wife! The fat woman said.
"But he killed my father!" said the woodcutter, pointing to the old man.
"Wait, why don't I understand you guys? He claims to be your father, and you say he killed your father, what the hell is going on?"
Don't say that the fat woman didn't understand, even the ink words in the room are getting more and more confused.
"He's not my father, he's my adoptive father. The woodcutter said.
Before you were eighteen years old, Lao Tzu thought you were my own son, and I was afraid of melting in my mouth, and I was afraid of flying in the palm of my hand, and I raised you as a liver baby, and cultivated you as the successor of the helper, and turned out to be a mongrel. The old man said hatefully.
Now everyone could not hear it more clearly.
"Giggles" The fat woman laughed breathlessly when she heard this, pointing at the woodcutter with her finger, and it took a long time to stop, "Boy, dare to love you and your old man have cuckolded others! Your father and son are talents!"
"The family is unfortunate! The family is ugly, and I am smiling!" the old man sighed, "Now the Great Dharma Protector can not interfere in this matter, right?"
"Tao Zemu, this matter has always been absurd from your father and son, and it is a killing of your father that people are killing you, and it is considered generous for you to harm yourself, and you should bring back the concubine, what else do you have to say?"